Category: Audio Clips

Luke: “Day Andy… Master of the Night Andy”

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Luke: “Don’t do it Burbank. Don’t do it.”

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Luke: Funny Laugh

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Luke: “Give me a brark”

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Luke: “I feel it’s okay to, to point out, just, the majesty of that word salad”

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Luke: Imitating sound of a pizza oven opening up

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Luke: Mispronouncing “Hors d’oeuvres”

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Luke: Mispronouncing “Hors d’oeuvres” #2

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Luke: Mispronouncing “Hors d’oeuvres” #3

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Luke: Mispronouncing “Oaxaca”

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Luke: Mispronouncing “Oaxacan”

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Luke: “Nooo-kay!”

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Luke: “Nooo-kay!” (Clean)

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Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious, it’s Wednesday; which means, we’ve got A Song of Ice and Spoilers for you (Hodor)”

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Luke: “Oh… Jesus take the wheel”

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Luke: “Ooo-kay”

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Luke: Singing “Dirtying it up!”

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Luke: “Terri-Poo”

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Luke: “Would you like to have some anonymous bathroom sex?”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, I’m not high right now. I know. As soon as you start talking about dreams, everybody sounds high.”

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Luke and Andrew: Montage of Luke and Andrew mispronouncing “Hors d’oeuvres”

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Andrew: “And then, there was this very clear audio of me saying ‘Terri-Poo’. There’s another one”

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Andrew: “And, I just thought it was kind of funny that our, our boy Linh Pham, on his Marsupial Gurgle website made a montage of me saying ‘Terri-Poo’ from yesterday’s show. Hey, there’s another one for you Linh. Add it.”

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Andrew: “Burbation!”

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Andrew: “Burtation! Burtation!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Okay”

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Andrew: “Eooo-kay”

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Andrew: “Eoooookay!”

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Andrew: “Fact check this dream, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Fan…damn…tastic”

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Andrew: “Had tacos last night”

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Andrew: “I actually dirtied that up a little bit”

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Andrew: “I always say camouflage is the warmest color. It’s actually a film I’m working on.”

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Andrew: “I am so bad!”

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Andrew: “I am… protecting you from some of the dazzling details… of what… of what I will put in my body; cuz, I am trying… I’m trying to maintain a modicum of dignity in this conversation. Just a modicum.”

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Andrew: “I guess I’m not the only person who likes to have anonymous bathroom sex… in this bathroom!”

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Andrew: “I guess I’m not the only Ten in this bathroom!”

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Andrew: “I hear that now and it’s much less funny… and it’s much more, just like: Oh, God! I kind of th…I mean, I could easi… I think I’m doing it now!”

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Andrew: “I just freaked you out, didn’t I?”

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Andrew: “I really take, I think… I think… I really take a lot of the fun out of the show”

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Andrew: “I’ll just go on these binges… at night, right before I go to bed; where, I just eat tons of garbage. And then… apparently, polish it off with a spoonful of honey and peanut butter”

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Andrew: “It’s called ‘Defensive Architexture’. [sic] Architecture. Architexture?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Mispronouncing “Hors d’oeuvres”

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Andrew: Mispronouncing “Hors d’oeuvres” #2

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Andrew: “No, I am a… absolute pig… late at night, when my will power’s gone”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. I don’t like Dick’s”

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Andrew: “Screw it. I’ll just tell you.”

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Andrew: Singing along with the Night Court theme

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Stop with the pop-up ads!”

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Andrew: “Terri-Poo”

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Andrew: “Terri-Poo” #2

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Andrew: “There’s no way we’re getting through this show. Good thing it’s… a day for… Song of Ice and Spoilers”

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Andrew: “W-where, where did my brain just go for a second!?”

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Andrew: “Which, I think is an audio term. It’s also a disturbing thing to hear from my bearded lips”

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Andrew: “Whoa! We still have some Pitbull playing over there. That’s no good. That’s not how it’s supposed to work.”

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Andrew: “You’re daytime Andrew… don’t bring that into the house”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew states for the record that he hates Luke, especially after getting “Fart Transplant”-rolled

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Andrew and Luke: “That should be a salve… on that… on that (Yeah!) wound of a story. Ooh. Sorry.”

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During the show, Andrew said “Terri-Poo” six different times, which was referenced in the show’s description on TBTL.net. Below is the compilation of all six utterances of “Terri-Poo”:

Andrew: “Terri-Poo” Super Mix

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Andrew: “Are you saying I should or should not beat up on your good friend Andy?”

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Andrew: “Does that sound crazy? That sounds crazy.”

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Andrew: “I got ya!”

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Andrew: “I’m not bringing cheese”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Like, I thought that that was ‘podcart zero'”

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Andrew: “Making it my own!”

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Andrew: “Okay, sorry. I, my brain got broken there for a second. Sorry about that.”

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Andrew: “Ridonculous”

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Andrew: Saying “Guess we gotta eat a bunch of wafers” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Terri-Poo”

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Andrew: “Terri-Poo” #2

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Andrew: “Terri-Poo” #3

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Andrew: “Terri-Poo” #4

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Andrew: “Terri-Poo” #5

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Andrew: “Terri-Poo” #6

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Andrew: “Terry!! Get down! Get down!”

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Andrew: “That seems so Burbank”

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Andrew: “They called you Andy-Poo. They did when they found (out), on my last day”

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Andrew: “They’re like drop worms, they’re earworm drops. Nope, gotta come up with something better”

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Andrew: “Wanna meet that dog”

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Andrew: “What do you mean, ‘pretending to be’?”

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Andrew: “You know it, baby!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did I tell you I dumped an entire cup of coffee, entire, entire cup of coffee… all over my rug today? And, you know, what color is my rug (Oh, Andrew) in this office? Coffee colored, now? It is now. That’s a trick question.”

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Luke: “At this point, I’m, I’m sort of a DINK”

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Luke: “Bumpuses!!!”

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Luke: “Dogs are gonna dog… a little bit. That is what it is.”

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Luke: “Hairy-Poo? A Hairy-Poo named Terry?”

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Luke: “I don’t practice taqueria”

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Luke: “I think this is gonna be… a beautiful story. I’m gonna love this story”

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Luke: “Indeed. Welcome to the… Zihuatanejo… of podcarting”

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Luke: “No. L-l…lay it on me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Am I supposed to take this to mean, you don’t think I’m the world’s cutest podcast co-host? Mmm… I mean, top five.”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way… I’ll tell you what… the amount I paid for my rug; and, in which, I mean my toupée, would blow your mind. You have a laser toupée, don’t you? Sick (Sick)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t beat up on my good friend Lukie. D…don’t beat up on my good friend Pitbull.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I wouldn’t have minded just a wee heads up. Literally. (A heads up) I get it!”

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Andrew: “Am I.. am I… am I killing you Smalls? Am I totally killing you Smalls by disrespecting this special collector’s item? Or, would you have done the same thing?”

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Andrew: “And now, I’ve just been monkeying around with this ball”

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Andrew: “And, I just want a ball that I can monkey around with”

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Andrew: “Genevieve will be damned if she’s gonna pay… going to an out-of-network ATM and paying their fee”

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Andrew: “God, Nermal is annoying”

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Andrew: “God, no! Minibars? What!? You don’t touch the minibar!”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “Hello, Burbank!”

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Andrew: “Hey, there’s only room for one funny cat in this room”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna say goodbye to you”

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Andrew: “I’m very insecure about my body, as you know… bo-ody”

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Andrew: “I’ve been erroneously, or somewhat erroneously… actually thinking of Pitbull while you’ve been thinking of the Sugar Hill Gang. That gives you a leg up on this relationship.”

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Andrew: It would be impossible to not think what a co-worker would do while waiting for the underwear to dry

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “What the hell am I even saying here?”

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Andrew: “Yes!!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants to play a Pitbull song, but Luke doesn’t want to hear it

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Luke: “All I have to do, Andrew, is be in a medically-induced coma for two days a week; and, I’ll lose hundreds of pounds and gains hundreds of confidence”

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Luke: “Although, I will tell you that I was staring longingly at the sauerkraut in the refrigerator”

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Luke: “And… Stu texted me… ‘Am I poonching ya? I don’t mean to poonch ya'”

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Luke: “B-A-N-A-N-A-S”

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Luke: “Cuz, nobody likes a fad diet like I do”

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Luke: “Here’s a public service announcement that I just didn’t think needed really to be offered to the people of the world”

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Luke: “I didn’t get up this morning hoping there’d be a shirtless picture of me on the Internet”

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Luke: “I eat a lot of ranch dressing with my Indian food”

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Luke: “I know. My God in Heaven, man”

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Luke: “It does, sometimes, take some mind-over-mattering”

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Luke: Laughing and saying “Can you imagine… the Mountain rat-rolling?”

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Luke: “My inner Susie Burbank would just say… that’s… that’s just… so wasteful”

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Luke: “OMG”

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Luke: PSA: Do not boil your underwear in hotel tea kettles

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Luke: Saying “Me” in a funny manner

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Luke: Snickering

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Luke: “Why didn’t I bring my own airbed?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, this beat is bananas. This beat is bananas? B-A-N-A-N-A-S”

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Andrew: “And, Luke, if you don’t mind me just saying one thing, that I’ve been meaning to say for a while now”

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Andrew: “Beep-beep-boop-boop-boop!”

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Andrew: “Every shower has its quirks”

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Andrew: “Hmm… Hmm”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if you know this, I am a big man. I am a Carl Weathers, par exemple.”

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Andrew: “I hated that!”

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Andrew: “I know this is so… #SuperUninteresting”

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Andrew: “Oh, God. Yes, yes, yes!”

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Andrew: “Oh, right! The Sopranos”

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Andrew: “Oh, you don’t have the… rimshot ready. That’s fine. Just be ready though; cuz, I have all kinds of funny jokes like that.”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “I didn’t do it all the time, Luke!”

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Andrew: Saying “Although, I guess, we gotta call it a bath mat!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Sure, yeah. No, I get real cocky with my bath mat.”

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Andrew: “That’s a tautology. I’ll edit it out”

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Andrew: “The quarterback is toast!”

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Andrew: “Well… done!”

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Andrew: “You nailed it!”

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Andrew: “Yup”

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Andrew and Luke: “All the sounds have already been made, I would just put this up there. (Mmm-hmm) I will sue anybody who tries to use that in a song (I bet you will. I bet you will)”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew creating pops and cracks while talking to joke around with Luke, but Luke is not amused

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke. No crackles. Oh, God. (¡Jalapeña!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t think we have time for bath mats. Don’t you mess with me on this one.”

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Andrew and Luke: “My parents were more ‘Bird on a Wire’; so, they made me sit on a wire. You… you… It was all Cohen-related punishment (…son of a bitch)”

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Luke: “A solid medium minus”

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Luke: “Boop, boop. Boop, boop. TBTL Breaking News!”

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Luke: Händel’s “Messiah” x Shepard Smith’s “¡Jalapeña!”

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Luke: “I paid too much money for this… travesty of a boxing fight”

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Luke: “I typed… the word, ‘Hallelujah… Hallelujah… Hallelujah Song’. From my lips… to God’s ears”

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Luke: “It is so good. So good!”

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Luke: “Look what you made us do”

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Luke: Singing “It’s the shape of my booty”

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Luke: Singing “Just like every night has its dawn”

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Luke: Singing the intro to War’s “Low Rider”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “You get cocky with a bath mat”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew Marsupial Gurgled Taylor Swift’s new song

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, wait! Wait, wait, (What! What!) wait! (What!!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What is your policy, Walsh? Let’s go back to my childhood, Luke. Okay. I… Look what we made him do. Look what we made him do.”

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