Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Ahhhh-aahhh”

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Andrew: “Cremains”

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Andrew: “Damn straight!”

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Andrew: Gimme Pizza

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Andrew: “Hey Banana Face… Hey Banana Breath… You want some cool ice gum here?”

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Andrew: “Hey, everybody! When in Rome”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. Do you think left-handed people more sexy? Let’s talk about it after the news! That was an imitation of myself, by the way.”

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Andrew: “I guess, you might even say that they chopped it and they screwed it, Luke. I don’t know.”

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Andrew: “I need you all to stay calm”

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Andrew: “I… do not care at all what happens to me when I’m dead”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna guess you’re also thinking, ‘Ahhhh-aahhh, isn’t this the part where Luke’s supposed to be doing talking? Where’s Luke? What’s going on? Why are you changing my podcart? I don’t like change.'”

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Andrew: “It’s really dark, man”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let go and let… ADubs”

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Andrew: “Not all heroes wear capes”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s… happening people!” in a high-pitched voice

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Andrew: “That would be bullshit!”

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Andrew: “There it is!”

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Andrew: “What’s going on?”

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Andrew: “Where’s Luke?”

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Andrew: “Which dash Kardashian dash are dash you… dash take dash the dash quiz or whatever”

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Andrew: “Why are you changing my podcart?”

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Luke: “Ashes to ashes, funk to funky. We know Major Tom’s a junky.”

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Luke: “Crash into me. Crash into me.”

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Luke: “Dang it. It’s Atari.”

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Luke: “I’ll have a Mod Pizza”

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Luke: “TBTL: South of Queso, Wagon Wheel Sensibility, Shitter’s Full”

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Luke: “Thank God, I was not at the wheel!”

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Luke: “That’s all I can say about… that”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “I noticed that my Radio Shack, not a Radio Shack… my Radio Shack. The Radio Shack… Huge banners, ‘Going Out of Business’. Just, this is it, this is the end. Everything must go.”

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Andrew: “It’s the dichotomy of ‘The Shack'”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Really!?”

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m an idiot!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no.”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s all coming back to me!” in a high-pitched voice

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Andrew: Singing “TBTL”

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Andrew: “This whole time, I’ve just been conflating my Pendletons!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, oh yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew worked out and smells like stinky lunch

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Andrew and Luke: “It doesn’t have to hurt. It doesn’t have to hurt.”

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Luke: “Do you have a magic radio that makes them not suck?”

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Luke: “I wanted to get some bad food”

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Luke: “Let’s just do it and be legends, man.”

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Luke: “My good friend Andrew Walsh is having some Radio Shack related sadness”

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Luke: “Oh, I know, man. I’m such a sucker.”

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Luke: “Oh, my God!! Are you kidding me!?”

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Luke: Singing “And I, can’t go on without you. The way you look…” as Jennifer Lopez and Ja Rule

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Luke: Singing “The way you fix a broken Palm Pilot” as Ja Rule

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Luke: Singing “The way you look, the way you walk… cancelling the festival” as Ja Rule

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Luke: “That night, Ja Rule gave a toast, ‘To living like movie stars, partying like rock stars, and fucking like porn stars’. This woman writes, ‘If Ja Rule is punished for anything, perhaps it should be that.'”

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Luke: “The first name in… closing down and breaking Andrew’s heart”

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Luke: “Well, fug it”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you guys sell any employee blocking headphones? Right!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Honestly, I just worry about butthole cancer. I don’t know if you’ve seen the color of my butthole flaps? No, but… Too loud, (Too specific) too specific!”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Got to do! Got to do!”

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Andrew: “And, of course, my rules, you know, I have ten rules for dating my cheese.”

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Andrew: “Bubbling their way up from my laughter center”

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Andrew: “But, certainly that banana, once it’s been peeled and now it’s starting brown a little bit, that’s just the Devil’s smell. That, I just can’t, I can’t take it at all.”

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Andrew: “Can she come to Austin with us, please, Luke? Can we bring the dog?”

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Andrew: “Cats and birds, cats and mice, dogs and cats. Like, these are the natural order of things.”

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: Having a really good laugh

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Andrew: “I didn’t used to. I used to just… just be innocent over here.”

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Andrew: “I’m done! Power out!”

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Andrew: “I’m just a big baby”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to be holier-than-thou about it”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Lily-white Wallingford neighborhood I live in”

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Andrew: “Never trust a big podcast and a smile”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. Oh my God. What if Olive is a grave robber? That’s even worse, isn’t it? Cuz, it’s sick! Sick!”

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Andrew: “Oh… God”

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Andrew: Saying “If you’re not sure about that sketchy guy who’s walking down your sidewalk” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “We’re getting closer!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Some just God-honest chortles”

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Andrew: “TBTL: Chalky (?) Cheese”

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Andrew: “Wham-bam, you’re a Ten!”

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Andrew: “Yaris! Yaris!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know. What are we doing? Why are doing this? Why are we doing this? It’s a great question: What are doing and why are we doing it? …great questions our listeners have on a constant basis.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just a turd out there. She’s just such a turd out there!”

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Luke: “2017’s number one Donovan fan joins us now”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “‘Ello, Guv’nor!”

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Luke: “I can’t stand it!!!”

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Luke: “Is it possible that you’re a super baby?”

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Luke: “It was an ex-parrot by the time… she brought it in”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Opa!”

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Luke: “Schnoof [ph]“

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Luke and Andrew: “All we ask… is… all of your attention, all of your money and zero of your criticism. It’s a… it’s a modest request (Holy shit!) really. That’s all we ask on this show (Oh my God!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, by the way, welcome to ‘It’s Raining Cats and Dogs’. (Mmm-hmm) Welcome to ‘Calling All Pets’.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fungiform… papillae. Eew.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fungiform… papillae. Eew. Which is Latin for ‘mushroom-shaped bumps’. Ugh, now I don’t even want, I don’t even want my tongue in my mouth anymore. And forget French kissing! What’s so great about French kissing?”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a little upcutty (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Power… in. Power in!”

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Andrew: “And I took that super goddamn personally”

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Andrew: Andrew was telling a story about Genevieve and the Google assistant and mumbled “Okay, Google” and his phone picked it up

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: Having a good laugh #2

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Andrew: “Human-to-human or cat-to-human?”

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Andrew: “I never said that”

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Andrew: “It tastes legit, man!”

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Andrew: “It was great!!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Oh, God”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!!”

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Andrew: “Okay, Google… Who’s Luke Burbank?”

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Andrew: “They’re gonna have to zone those drones”

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Andrew and Luke: “Boy, I’d love to hear more of this, if we’d let it breath at the end… That’s something that you can enjoy in your private time… when you’re being a racist. Come on!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Have you gone to any, like, kind of, sketchy ATMs? When do I not!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m in love! You’re in love with the Dashlane!”

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Andrew and Luke: To the moments when Andrew’s awake

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Andrew and Luke: “Wait… what!? Just tell me everything (Isn’t that nuts?)”

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Luke: “A sky dark with drones”

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Luke: “Alexa… Tell me about the Burger King commercial that told Google Home to tell them about the Whopper. See what that does to the space fucking fabric of time.”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Hand me the phone!!!”

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Luke: “How do you feel about sharing an RV with someone wearing a baldness helmet?”

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Luke: “Just embrace the suck?”

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Luke: Making a sticker shock sound

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Luke: Playing the sad horns drop and saying “They’re back, baby. They’re back.”

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Luke: “Sanctuary!!!”

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Luke: Singing the “On The Media” theme

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “This morning, I got an alert from our bank… e-mail alert, and it said, it was ‘Fraud Alert’. Now, I get those all the time, cuz they’re usually like… ‘Someone stole your card and tried to buy a baldness laser helmet’; and, I say… ‘Actually… funny story'”

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Luke: “We love all of our listeners equally. They’re like our children… in that, we owe them a shit ton of child support”

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Luke: “We’re just trying to THRIVE, people”

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Luke: “Who can we get in the United States that’s amazing? Burbank!”

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Luke: “You could just murderate these carpets”

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Luke and Andrew: “And the reason I don’t, like, fly it with me to places; because, I don’t think it really does anything. Oh my God!”

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Luke and Andrew: “He bought a balloon and you know the story on that one. Sorry. Go ahead.”

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Luke and Andrew: Not interesting, but accurate

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Andrew: Chortling

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “God…dang it, I know that voice!”

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Andrew: “Goddamn it, Walsh! You’re better than that, man! You’re better than that, I’m not kidding!”

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Andrew: “Holy shit!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I don’t know what that means”

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Andrew: Making funny sounds

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Andrew: “Next time you’re in LA, I want you to like, roll down your windows and just cruise the strip slow-homie, and just blast ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm'”

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Andrew: “Oh… really!?”

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Andrew: “Peabody adjacent?”

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Andrew: Singing along with the Doogie Howser theme

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Andrew: “Super Mario Bros. 3: Revenge of the Mar”

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Andrew: “Well, it’s a Daytime Peabody Award”

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Andrew: “You know what, you chortle yourself too much… grow hair on your palms.”

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Luke: “Andrew!”

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Luke: “Balls to the wall”

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Luke: “Fireballs”

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Luke: “He is the lead attorney at Walsh, Walsh and Doormat”

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Luke: High-pitched “Are we?”

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Luke: “I mean… we’re driving in a thirty-foot fart locker down there…”

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Luke: “It kind of rocked my world”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “New York state!?”

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Luke: “Oh, man, Andrew. This is the thing I’ve been waiting for all day!”

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Luke: “Ohhhhhhh!!”

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Luke: “She can just Stranger Things it”

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Luke: “Super zoomed in or super McDonalds slow-mo’d it, or whatever”

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Luke: “Yaddi-yadda-yadda”

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Luke: “You reading the Reader’s Digest in there, or chortling yourself, Andy?”

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Luke and Andrew: Any chance in hell and Any chance in heck

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Luke and Andrew: “I want one dollar a year, every July 1st from now until 2020! Cuz, doing this show is just awful and we’re just looking for a way out. Is that what you’re saying, Luke? Come on!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Shame eating special. Happens… at the Boo-roo Rey… and in the bathroom. That’s so good. (That’s great) That is so good on so many levels.”

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