Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Alright, I’m there. I’m into it now.”

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Andrew: “Am I right!?!”

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Andrew: “Bad friend. Bad friend alert.”

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Andrew: “Dude… do you want to know how I know I’m living with a monster… by the way? Not to turn this totally negative.”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha!”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh while talking about new ideas for baseball

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Andrew: “I gotta stop eating pornos”

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Andrew: “I guess I should!”

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Andrew: “I mean, wizards are cool”

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Andrew: “I sit with it!”

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Andrew: “I… forgot about that drop. I was just making a joke.”

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Andrew: “I’ll be the judge of that one, buddy!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Listen”

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Andrew: “Love to get through one day without you sending me a topless shot of yourself. That would be refreshing.”

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Andrew: “Luke… you have backup plans, I don’t. Do this for me!”

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Andrew: “Obviously… there are all kinds of services. What’s going on? Are we ready to rumble?”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Marry me”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Soft mouth popping sound

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Andrew: “They was trying to say I was colorectal, I only ate eight Duke’s and had eight beers”

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Andrew: “This is embarrassing. I s-shouldn’t talk about this stuff”

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Andrew: “This is where I’m trusting that Genevieve never listens to TBTL. And, even if she did, she certainly not making it forty-one minutes in… past one Garfield joke.”

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Andrew: “Yes!!! All the… damn time!”

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Andrew: “Yuppers”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asks if butter talk is making Luke want to buy a butter softener on Amazon.com

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew reacting to Luke playing Crazy Town’s “Butterfly” to end the show

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s a full day’s work, Luke. Mmm-hmm. It’s a full day’s work, blocking out the haters (Yes)”

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Andrew and Luke: “To be able to live on photosynthesis was a dream I had as a child. Why!? Because, I was a fat kid… I think.”

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Luke: “Alright, here’s… what’s in all of our collective muffin; at least, for the next hour or so”

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Luke: “Come on now, that’s not kosher.”

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Luke: “I, I want to call it Taittinger; but, I’m sure it’s something much Frencher than that.”

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Luke: “It’s been about fifteen hours… since my last impulsive Amazon.com purchase”

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Luke: Olive, the Bay Kitty, inadvertently gave Luke a “cat massage”

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Luke: Singing the “On The Media” theme

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Luke: “That’s between you and your stomach”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Grok, Thog and Tom” and Andrew laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Mouth burbling the “B” in “Blocking out the haters”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who’s the gift for? Uh, no, it’s not, the gift is n…not for you. I guess it’s just kind of a one-way street on those gifts in this relationship.”

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Andrew: “Bur-tur-durb [ph]“

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Andrew: “Eh, you want your Garfield, eh?”

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Andrew: “Eww, if you’re putting ketchup on your hot dog, you’re just a big baby! You’re a child!”

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Andrew: “I called him something else. I’m not gonna repeat what I called him; because, it was very dirty.”

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Andrew: “Is it Friday, yet?”

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Andrew: “Lasagna Fest? Yes!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “What’s happening here?”

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Andrew: “Like, Genevieve will not acknowledge me anymore”

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Andrew: Making mouth clicking sounds

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Andrew: Opening up a whole new door

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Andrew: “Really on a roll today!”

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Andrew: Saying “Okay” and laughing

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Andrew: “So, things are going well”

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Andrew: “That’s not bad. That’s not bad. I like it.”

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Andrew: “You think that’s a Walsh; or, do you think that’s a Burbank?”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, my mom used to put butter on my salami sandwiches; and, that’s just, that’s just (That sounds so sexual) grease on grease. I’m not trying to be gross. That just sounds so entendre. I… That’s true, though.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s about the negative spaces, Luke. Think like an artist. (Yeah)”

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Luke: “Don’t go to his house, Kelly!”

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Luke: “Don’t touch that joint!”

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Luke: Euler, one of the neighborhood cats, scared the shit out of Luke

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Luke: “I say, I say… wassup dog?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Mimicking his mom’s funny “Hello!!”

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Luke: Mimicking his mom’s funny “Hello!!” #2

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Luke: Singing “Ryan’s the real name… of the guy who wrote the song!”

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Luke: “Whatevery!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That is disgusting. Yeah, it did not appeal to me.”

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Andrew: Aggravated Sound

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Andrew: Aggressive train horn sound

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Andrew: “And, it certainly put some… wind in my sail, as it were. And it were.”

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Andrew: “But, anyway, so why were you mad at me?”

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Andrew: “By the way, quick aside, I wasn’t gonna tell you this; but, I’m going to, because I can’t not talk about things”

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Andrew: “Choo-Choo!”

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Andrew: “Copy pasta code crap”

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Andrew: “First of all, they’re women…. not girls. But, that’s probably, that’s probably not the best place to start on everything that’s wrong with this concept.”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “It was La La Land, slap! Moonlight, slap! La La Land, slap! Moonlight, snap! It was Moonlight and La La Land!!”

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Andrew: “It’s like everything is boob themed”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Listen, I don’t wanna be a turd in the punch bowl here”

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Andrew: “No!!”

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Andrew: “Normal week, normal week. Oh, today’s the day where I gotta wake up at midnight.”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m just turning this into Andrew Walsh Brag Hour”

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Andrew: “Obvs”

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Andrew: “Raising my feminist hackles”

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Andrew: Singing “I am the young one.”

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Andrew: Singing “In your eyes”

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Andrew: Singing “Love take me down to the streets”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: Snorting #3

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Andrew: “Turns out, as my friends pointed out to me, the restaurant Twin Peaks is a reference to boobs! It’s like a Hooters situation!”

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Andrew: “You and I are both forty now, right? I know that I’m the young one. I am the young one.”

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Andrew: “You know what? Now I gotta edit the show! Come on!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I forgot about this. I did too and it scared the shit out of me. Cuz, like, about sixty percent of the time, when I play a drop… If it’s checkmarked, it’ll just go to the next thing (Right) alphabetically. (Right) I was just like, ‘You did it again, Burbank.'”

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Luke: “And, the fact that I can clear a room like nobody’s business”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “I’m just like donking around Twitter now”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing to a listener voicemail jingle

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Luke: Singing “Jeremy record the Hackett intro”

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Luke: Singing “Your ticket to a better night sleep”

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Luke: “Those… beautiful… puffy, soft, white flakes are basically like ice daggers… slashing your cornea… as you jog through them”

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Luke: “What the what?”

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Luke: “You did it again, Burbank”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is that a Red Robin in your pocket? You know what? Let’s not go with the Red Robin thing.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Or, would you have been like, ‘Ah, I’ll be over at Red Robin, if you need me.’ Which, by the way, is an all penis themed restaurant. That would explain a lot… after my last trip to Red Robin.”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Jeremy sent in… this song today!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thanks to all the fools who taught me how to dream (Right)”

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Andrew: “Are you a Connie Francis-head?”

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Andrew: “Guess what? Big announcement: We’ve just made our service worse.”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh listening to a Motel 6 Millennial Ad by Tom Bodett

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Andrew: “Holy cow! Those are big chunks of sausage on their. Yeah, this is, that looks, okay.”

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Andrew: “Holy… Cow. Sorry.”

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Andrew: “I can’t, I can’t talk about it”

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Andrew: “I got totally Basic B’d!”

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Andrew: “I’m like, ‘Whatever’. I’ll sit by the bathrooms. I’ll sit in the G-D bathroom!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Okay”

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Andrew: “Oh, by the current standards? Yeah, no. Andrew Jackson was a fucking prince by the current standards!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! I find that shit so obnoxious!”

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Andrew: Saying “We. Are. Stuffed!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “So, that was interesting, those words that I just spat out of my mouth. Pacifica Radio Mandate? This is the sizzling hot-talk of a TBTL on a Friday.”

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Andrew: “That sounds very Burbankian. We have a Burbank on the wing.”

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Andrew: “That’s right. The word was frog”

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Andrew: “This is the sizzling hot-talk of a TBTL on a Friday.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, there’s a Burbank on the wing. Excuse me, there’s a Burbank on the wing.”

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Luke: “Andrew, it’s bad, my friend”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: Entire menagerie of Burbanks

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Luke: “He’s been crazy for years! He went crazy when his son died in the war!”

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Luke: “I open my suitcase, I took out… my… soiled unmentionables. Boy, soiled… is not really the word I was going for. That sounds like there was a situation.”

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Luke: “I was tweedling around there”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Okay”

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Luke: “The Pod-dog and the Bay Kitty… (It’s time for cat massage) nowhere to be found”

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Luke: “We want to thank our… Tiësto, I Want You, blasting out of a high-end perfume and purse kiosk in the LAX airport… level donors of the day”

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Luke: “Well, as they say, a Burbank on the wing is worth three in the exit row.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Finally, somebody’s talking about the real issues!! (I know, I know)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke notes that airline should crack down on the free drink situation to make more money, but don’t crack down on the free drinks

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