Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Basket of deplorables”

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Andrew: “Before you hit go, are you sure? Double-check your name; cuz, if your name is wrong, you’re effed. Double-check these dates; cuz, if the dates are wrong, you’re effed.”

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Andrew: “Corn tortil-la”

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Andrew: “Do you know that that’s a thing? I doubt that that’s a thing.”

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Andrew: “Flour tortil-la”

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Andrew: “Ghyna!”

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Andrew: “Good, Lord”

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Andrew: “I am so… glad you had that ready”

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Andrew: “I… think you are a genius”

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Andrew: “Impli-shit-ly [ph]“

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: “Like, what–too many nicknames, dude. I can’t keep them straight anymore.”

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Andrew: “Loose lips… sink… public radio pitches! Give now!”

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Andrew: “Mmm, I think you’re taco shaming yourself”

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Andrew: “Oh, come on!”

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Andrew: “Right. Right.”

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Andrew: Saying “But, there were a lot of people who were not” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Shirtless? Topless? I don’t know.”

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Andrew: “Still mad about that Hidden Valley joke”

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Andrew: “The Burbank third way!”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t know if this is interesting or not”

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Andrew: “What are we even talking about?”

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Andrew: “You know I’m weird about that”

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Andrew and Luke: “Any idea which location they’re going to? Which country? It’s a Secret. Good answer. Thank you very much.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Permission to attack, sir? Granted. Thank you. I was waiting for you to grant permission.”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, anyway… Snapchat. Yep, what up with that?”

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s a Hidden Ranch Valley part–Aw, shit! I messed it up! I agree, you know what, points for trying. (No, no points!) Alright, tomorrow’s gonna be good, I promise. I’m coming with my game tomorrow.”

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Luke: “Aww, Andrew!”

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Luke: “Damn, that’s a cold-ass honky”

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Luke: “Did you die?”

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Luke: “DJ Jazzy Walsh”

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Luke: “Doing my thang here”

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Luke: “He sounds like a real cahoot!”

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Luke: “I saw a bra in the dryer, and it rocked my world!”

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Luke: “I, I was… you know… I Jazzied that Jeff”

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Luke: “I’m not even supposed to be here today”

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Luke: “It’s just dust in your ears”

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Luke: “Math is hard”

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Luke: Math processing mouth sounds

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Luke: Singing “Do you know who you are dealing with?” as Michael McDonald

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Luke: Singing “I need that etching of White Lightning” as Michael McDonald

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Luke: Singing “Sentimental Fool” as Michael McDonald

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Luke: Singing “The sandwich is behind the Evian” as Michael McDonald

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Luke: Singing “Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, ThunderCats!”

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Luke: Singing “Thunder, Thunder, Thunder… The show is called ThunderCa…” as Michael McDonald

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Luke: “There’s been a murder!”

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Luke: “Ugh”

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Luke: “What are you, the dean of No Fun University!?”

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Luke: “What’chu talkin’ ’bout, Willace?”

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Luke: “Yah Mo Be There”

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Luke and Andrew: “First thing, we just gotta get a radio show; cuz, this is a podcast. (Whatever) It’s all (Step one) radio.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I try to keep what happens on this podcast very private. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke, a Hotel VIP Guest

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Luke and Andrew: “They are now our… Anything For Love, karaoke version, possibly featuring wordless background vocals… but probably not… level donors of the day”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Chuckling #2

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Andrew: Chuckling Quietly

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Andrew: “Damn it!”

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Andrew: “God!!! That was my thing!”

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Andrew: “Goddamn it!!”

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Andrew: “Ha-haa!”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “He’s so corrupt! He’s so corrupt, he’s so awful in so many ways!”

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Andrew: “I’m dumb. I’m dumber than my friends.”

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Andrew: “I’m like the step-kid you keep in the attic. I get it.”

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Andrew: “Is it a, a, is it a, a, a, a… nah!”

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Andrew: “It’s not wearable, but it was for sale at a bar, but it’s not edible; so, it’s not an egg!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Clearly”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “That’s good advice for all of us!”

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Andrew: Laughing with applause drop playing

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Andrew: “Nothing can work right!”

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Andrew: “Okay, damn.”

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Andrew: “Ooh… ho… Oh, hey!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Sometimes I forget that you’re a VIP guest”

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Andrew: “That sounds right up my alley!”

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Andrew: “That’s the good part”

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Andrew: “Whatever, Burbs. Get to it!”

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Andrew: “Whoa! That was my everything”

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Andrew: “Will you go buy me a hot dog magnet?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Don’t have a cow, man. Do the Bartman. Cowabunga!”

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Andrew and Luke: “How is this as far as radio is concerned? We’re not on the radio, as you point out; but, (Yeah) would… Thank God. It’s good podcasting, questionable radio.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t think I saw… you’ll get it. I did not like the ending.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s all coming up meatloaf! There is meatloaf in the air!”

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Luke: “Coming to you today from the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat”

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Luke: “Dinguses like us”

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Luke: “Free cat wine!”

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Luke: “I’d like to take a moment to thank our… I Would Do Anything For Love, But I Won’t Do That, Meatloaf karaoke version level donors of the day”

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Luke: “Is it Dream Court, or are we Dreamcatching?”

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Luke: “It’s low-stanking fruit. I, it’s kind of, it’s my new Nickleback.”

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Luke: “It’s very possible that a tumbleweed will have to host Live Wire Radio in Portland tonight, if it happens to blow up on the stage; cuz, I might still be sitting at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Namaste”

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Luke: “That’s right: Tune in, turn on TBTL. We care.”

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Luke: “What is wrong with you?”

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Luke: “Yeah, anyway… My life is a, is a farce; and, that’s really the takeaway from this.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, I gotta go. Bye!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew doesn’t want to hear the words “Meat candy bar” in that order ever again

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew wants to divorce Luke for saying “Who… is the professionally paid entertainer in this family?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you hearing wordless background vocals? (Yes, I am!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Duke’s, Double Duke’s and Triple Duke’s

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke did a prayerful hand thing to Andrew

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s phone going off during recording

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Luke and Andrew: “On a pun? Of a pun? Of a pun? Is it for puns?”

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Luke and Andrew: “The shows when you’re not here, Andrew, don’t exist to me. Thank you. They don’t exist to me either.”

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Luke and Andrew: The Wordless Todd Rundgren Background Vocals

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Andrew: “Any Hoobastank will doooo!”

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Andrew: “Does a Hoobastank poop in the woods?”

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Andrew: “Hey, glad that I’m starting off this show by forgetting words. That’s always a great, great start.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna have your Burbank baseball strapped to the top of your car”

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Andrew: “I’m the joke teller around here!”

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Andrew: “Involves a lot of… hand-waving”

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Andrew: “It burns me up!”

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Andrew: “It’s like a slant rhyme of a pun”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let me tell you something… These guys poop a lot!”

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Andrew: “Nope!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! Put you on a boat to Ghyna!”

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Andrew: “Ohh!”

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Andrew: Singing “No, I won’t do that!”

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Andrew: “Some days it don’t come hard. Some days it don’t come at all, and these are the days that never end.”

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Andrew: “That’s for dang sure!”

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Andrew: “We missed our trains, cuz we’re idiots!”

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Andrew: “What’s up with you?”

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Andrew: Whispering “What’s the future like, by the way?”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, just do what you do. Just be charming and hilarious, unlike the rest of us around you. The rest of us plebes in your life? Yeah, exactly. Well, it’s a… How far can I keep poking at this before, like… the podcast is just over?”

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Andrew and Luke: “By the way, that’s not a swastika; that’s a Native American symbol (Yes!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Chateau Cat Michelle? Well, what about Cateau Ste. Michelle? Cateau S… that’s good.”

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Andrew and Luke: Fifteen extra minutes of horrible content

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Andrew and Luke: “I know. I know. Like, all of this just every–right that, that I’m the one who’s at fault for getting in any kind of beefs over parking; but, it drives me crazy! There’s this tiny little hatchback… I like to call them cat fights.”

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Andrew and Luke: “‘My brain is bad’ (That’s sad) I know. It, it just has a tendency to go there.”

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Andrew and Luke: Now is the time to strike the new boss with monetary requests

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Andrew and Luke: “This is probably inappropriate… talk for the show; but… I have this rash. Yes.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You paint your bald spot? I topic my bald spot. How dare you!”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Did I just admit to being an alcoholic, by the way?”

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Andrew: Funny Vocalization

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Andrew: Having a good laugh while listening to Stephen Colbert’s “CloudFog” promo

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Andrew: “I am now… super afraid of heights!”

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Andrew: “It’s because we’re surrounded by crap!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “That was dirty”

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Andrew: “Nobody wins the space poop challenge”

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot! What the hell is wrong with me? Do you want to start over?”

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Andrew: “Oh… man, yeah.”

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Andrew: “The new boss is very demanding”

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Andrew: “Too bad!”

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Andrew: “When we run out of Valentine’s Day talk, just revert back to talking the, the classic TBTL conversation of why iTunes updating is the worst thing ever.”

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Andrew: “Yes, it is! Yes, it is!”

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Andrew and Luke: “If I were to quit, um, uh, tomorrow… Oh my God, the thought of that just… Hold on, just give me a second…Get that lacteal secretion”

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Andrew and Luke: Power Out and Power Scar

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Andrew and Luke: Valentine’s Day and Thanksgiving

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Luke: “And then, she proceeded to open her mouth and bite down on my finger as hard as she could; while, grabbing my entire arm with her rear legs and trying to murderate me. It’s a miracle that I even survived.”

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Luke: “Back to our regularly scheduled banging on the drum”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Don’t you understand that I have a problem?”

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Luke: “It’s orange… and is currently serving as the President of the United States. Just as a little tip on that one.”

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Luke: Saying “It’s a light bat” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “It’s a Light Phone” in a funny manner

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Luke: “This is our Todd Rundgren, wordless background vocals level donors of the day”

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Luke: “Why I call it number one, but I’ll say poop, I don’t understand. It’s inconsistent.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m just asking, ‘Will you hose me down with holy water?’ sounds, kind of, like the golden shower. I don’t think it, I don’t think… I’m not going with you on that one, Luke. You won’t do that? I don’t do that!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying each of the donors of the day’s names two different ways

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Luke and Andrew: “Umm, speaking of… not… sex stuff, but… (Good) love stuff”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you call it a ‘dazzling deuce’? You might call it, ‘dazzling doo’.”

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