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Clips From TBTL #2304

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Andrew: “Anyway, welcome to oyster cracker talk”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Now, I’m gonna go get in some trouble”

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Andrew: “Oh!”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew and Ira Glass: “Not to presume your values, but are you having freak out moments in the middle of the night? If I had freak out moments, I wouldn’t talk about them publicly.”

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Andrew and Luke: “This thing is twelve years old! This came out in 2005! Wow.”

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Ira Glass: “Because, I’m a guy and life is unfair”

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Ira Glass: “Oh my God”

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Luke: “How are you my friend. We’re gonna talk about your hopes, your dreams, your future. We’ll cut up a couple of jackpots.”

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Luke: “I don’t even remember!”

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Luke: “I will Burbank it”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Rappin’, rappin’, rappin'”

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Luke: “Show yourself!!!”

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Luke: Singing “We Three Kings of Slim Thug”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And today, I’m very excited to thank our… (Oh, you…) Shirley Temple, Animal Crackers in My Soup, level donors of the day”

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Luke and Andrew: “Being best friends is… pretty, pretty dope. Yeah, it really is.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m glad you pooped your pants. You and I are so similar.”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “Listener Jamie says, ‘I was out running and pooped my pants while I was listening to the astronaut story.’ What astronaut story? I don’t even remember! It’s great though!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thinks Andrew is worried about being attracted to Shirley Temple

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, my God! I’ll cut that out.”

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Luke and Andrew: Want to know if a listener craps his/her pants while listening to TBTL

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Luke and Andrew: “What an interesting concept for this song. What a, what a hot take!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Young Luke didn’t understand how sex worked and was afraid of hearing his parents having sex

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Luke and Ira Glass: Luke explaining his evolution of learning how babies are made

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Clips From TBTL #2303

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Andrew: “Boop”

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Andrew: “Easy, cowboy”

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Andrew: “I don’t really know how to have a good nightlife, boogie time”

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Andrew: “I’m going with the stock answer on that one!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Take a left on Sepple-vay-dah [ph]“

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Andrew: “The huge vape pen thing that you can really dragon out on, to use your terminology”

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Andrew: “What!!?”

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Andrew: “Why are we ever worried that we don’t know what to talk about at the top of the show?”

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Andrew: “You’re wrong”

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Andrew and Luke: Whispering “They’re learning! I know, it’s scary.”

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Luke: “And the details dazzled me”

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Luke: “For the first time in my life, I think, because of all of this Binaca-blasting I was doing last night… And, that sounds really disgusting.”

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Luke: “My brain is bad”

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Luke: “That’s a bizarre, bizarre way to get the show started”

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Luke: Top Story comes from two years ago

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Luke: “Who… knew!”

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Luke: “Will dazzle you with its deuts”

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Luke and Andrew: Half a dazzle

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Luke and Andrew: “‘Hi Andrew, I listened to yesterday’s candle story with growing excitement…’ Those words have never, have never occurred in that order. I know, it’s amazing. It’s like Yahoo serious film festival.”

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Luke and Andrew: Two drops were played instead of the intended drop

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Clips From TBTL #2302

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Andrew: “He’s doing the dance, guys. He’s doing the dance!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t do anything. I’m just special!”

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Andrew: “I’m an E of EGOT! I’m on my way!”

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Andrew: “I’m doing the work. I’m doing the work!”

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Andrew: “In Soviet Andrew, flight attendant gives chocolate to you!”

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Andrew: Singing Game of Cats

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Andrew: “The Haunting of Owl Bridge”

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Andrew: “There’s no big power out here”

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Andrew: “This show would be listenable if I just could stay sober… just once!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, you’re taking this chocolate, I really like you!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke saying “This is a weird dream”

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Andrew and Luke: “Come up with a sentence sadder than, ‘He was fired from a psychic phone line service.’ He called a psychic phone line service? Probably, dude.”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s why I don’t like you doing the show from here, you know? (Yeah) Because, I don’t want you knowing how drunk I am (Right)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Uhh, God. Why am I doing this? The… Cuz, you’re drunk”

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Luke: “Get Luke!”

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Luke: “If you ever raise a finger, I will imme…”

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Luke and Andrew: Burbank, Washington

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Luke and Andrew: “How do I get got? I think… Get got!”

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Clips From TBTL #2301

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Andrew: “A-ha moments are ideas”

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Andrew: “And so, I started shoving those as far down the hole as I could and lighting them”

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Andrew: “He who dealt it, melted it?”

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Andrew: “Hola, Mr. Cola”

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Andrew: “I don’t work for Bravo, Luke! I don’t work for Bravo.”

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Andrew: “I’m a seventy-four doll-ounaire, dollarnaire”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Sorry, I realized how ridiculous this is”

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Andrew: “Long story long”

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Andrew: “Now, that might mean that I have a bunch of friends who are like, ‘Aw, shit, Andrew’s giving me another stupid candle for Christmas'”

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Andrew: “Of all the crazy things that you do or don’t do to your body, Luke; and, I’m not even talking about the diets here”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, here comes that word ‘spend-thrifty’ again”

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Andrew: Stretched out “No!”

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Andrew: “We just spent all the calories on everything! It’s all out the window!”

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Andrew: “Yes!!”

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Luke: “Alright, the Top Story that I want to talk about, it’s not on our actual list of Top Stories; which, never bodes well for the actual Top Stories of the day”

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Luke: “Bangles ‘Eternal Flame’ level donors of the day”

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Luke: “Ho, boy”

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Luke: “See how long it takes somebody to ask you, ‘What the fuck are you talking about?'”

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Luke: “Smells like a winner”

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Luke: “That brings all the Pod-dogs to the yard”

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Luke: “We want to thank our coastal elitist level donors of the day”

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Luke and Andrew: “Also, I just farted; so, it’s good that we lit a match. Maybe it should be our thank you gifts next year: candles.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew having a good laugh at Luke’s “World Star” story

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s surprising to me. You’d think that they would be all up in that candle game. That’s what I would think too!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is exa–This is where I really wanted to go with this conversation was… Oh, good, only fifteen minutes later”

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Luke and Andrew: Wondering if people are still listening after playing Smash Mouth’s ‘All Star’ song in all C to close out the show

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re making candles now, this is your new hobby?!? Yeah! Well, you know I’m famous for my drawings of candles”

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Clips From TBTL #2300

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Andrew: “Aaaahhhhh! I’m in over my head! I don’t know much about football. I–Run away! Run away!”

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Andrew: “Damn, donor!”

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Andrew: “Do you paint your bald spot?”

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Andrew: “I don’t question the, the ethics of what’s going on on America’s Kids Got Lip Syncing”

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Andrew: “I’m such a lazy TV watcher”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Now I’m just, now I’m just babbling, man.”

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Andrew: “Oh, God. Luke, I’m gonna shut up the rest of the show, okay? You got it from here?”

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Andrew: “That’s groovy, daddy-o!”

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Andrew: “There are still chop ‘n’ shops all over this country, God bless ’em!”

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Andrew: “Well, also, I’m a drama queen.”

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Andrew: “What the hell is going on!!?”

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Andrew: “You made up, you just made up that you went to a… concert?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I usually say, ‘That’s groovy, daddy-o!’ That’s so bad!”

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Luke: “Cook these fucking oysters!”

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Luke: “Dog poop is thawing. That’s when you know spring is just around the corner. If the dog poop sees its shadow today means two more weeks of winter. I think, I’m not fully sure on that. But, anyway”

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Luke: “I wish I was making any of this up… dear listeners. I wish I was making any of it up.”

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Luke: “Oh, man! Everything I say makes me think of other things I want to say to you”

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Luke: “She has never done sex!”

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Luke: Singing “How does it feel… to not have lost your mind”

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Luke: Singing “Tell me, how does it feel?”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew wants Luke to stop saying “Groovy Daddy”

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Luke and Andrew: “How much of this desire is just so that you can re-create that there will be blood seen, though? Most of it. Hey, would you to like to come over for some bowling later? I’ve got a hankering for a milkshake. (Can I) Oh, you have one.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t need to tell people how to enjoy their music, but… But, I will.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke confesses to faking a story about going to an Air concert

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s having trouble speaking

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Luke and Andrew: Os, As and ‘Ello

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Luke and Andrew: Reacting to lyrics from Sophie B. Hawkins’s “Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover”

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Clips From TBTL #2299

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Andrew: “Chairs are for fools. Everyone loves stools.”

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Andrew: “Damn!”

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Andrew: “Hey, is it over yet? Has, has it happened? Is it, is it 2020 yet?”

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Andrew: “I am Luking it!!!”

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Andrew: “I don’t say that as a good broadcaster, I say that as a good friend.”

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Andrew: “I have Twitter on… it’s my stories. I like to have the Twitter on, it keeps me company.”

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Andrew: “I heard it all, and I heard Carey throw TBTL under the bus, like it’s not a real thing. Like, what the fuck was that!?”

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Andrew: “It’s the business of show!”

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Andrew: “Like, you know, there’s new modern things. You can actually walk into a Tron-like three-dimensional Internet now, grandma.”

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Andrew: “Oh, wow, yeah!”

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Andrew: “That’s not, no, that’s not how it goes, Luke.”

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Andrew: “What do you mean turn it off? I have a right to record this. Did I break any laws, sir? I don’t have to roll down my window.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Best of Western Washington (Oh, yeah!) two years in a row… 2011, 2012! Thank you very much, sir! Mic drop.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I c–, I c–, I c–an’t! (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke, can I ask you a very, very important question? Yes, sir. Do you have your passport? Uh, yes.”

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Andrew and Luke: The cock did crow

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Andrew, Carey Burbank and Luke: Andrew took umbrage over Carey’s interaction with the border agent about TBTL

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Luke: “As I just said that, my wife just placed her hand gently against her forehead and kind of shook her head.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Damn, I wish I was in the tall grass!”

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Luke: “Damn, I wish you were my donor level donors of the day”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up Walsh”

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Luke: “I didn’t bother to lookup how you actually get there. I just figured we’d follow the drinking gourd, feel for the moss on the north side of the trees, and, and head for freedom.”

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Luke: “I’m clearly recording a podcast; so, I’m somebody.”

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Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious, I’m Walshing it right now.”

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Luke: “Oh-ho, that’s not promising”

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Luke: Reciting lyrics from Hank Williams’s “Settin’ the Woods on Fire”

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Luke: “Since when is podcasting illegal!?”

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Luke: Stretched out “Oh, yeah!”

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Luke: “There’s no shame in that game”

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Luke: “We’re on the move, we’re on the move, we’re on the move”

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Luke: “Welcome to my world”

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Luke: “What’s embarrassed cannot be more embarrassed”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you gonna cue me up a little bit more with the music? Oh, yeah, of course. It would be unlistenable otherwise. Oh… God…”

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Luke and Andrew: “Babe, are we gonna be paying… (Oh, dang) one hundo a day, two hundo a week for this cell phone call?”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Hoi polloi” in a snooty manner

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Luke and Andrew: “Walshski, are you still with us? Yeah, I’m here, I’m here.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You guys are acting like podcasting is a crime! Well, the way we do it, first of all, it is.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what, Andrew? They’re gonna love my comedy in Canada. Yeah, no. I’ll bet. I’ll bet.”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Carey, you’re gonna get us busted. I’m just following the law.”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: Role-playing potential border crossing discussion

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Luke and Carey Burbank: Singing and talking to “Give In To Me”

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Luke, Carey Burbank and Andrew: “And, this is as nervous that I’ve ever seen you, other than on our wedding day. When you thought that I wasn’t gonna show up (And look how that turned out)”

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Luke, Carey Burbank and Andrew: “What do you want to do, I’m gonna give you one minute of fun. One minute of fun… isn’t that usually what happens in that bedroom? Hey-oh! Woah! Hey, you should’ve used that material on the border guard.”

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