Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “And, this is where, maybe, it will be hurt, hurt feelings town”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Dolphinately, my friends”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Probably”

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Andrew: “Genevieve’s got a whole bunch of bottles of stuff going on. I got my own bottles of stuff going on.”

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Andrew: “Grab your Ringers and let’s go pull some tabs!”

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Andrew: “How does Carey feel about all these… things you do?”

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Andrew: “I lay down in, I lay down in the tall grass and I clean my tongue. What?”

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Andrew: “I spent Monday night cleaning the living hell out of my bathroom, and I’m gonna keep singing; because, it is so clean now.”

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Andrew: “I would like to re-iterate, that was when I was like twe–nineteen, twenty year old, jerk-face Andrew. I may be more open to it now.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Neither of which are probably great for the environment”

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Andrew: “Oh God, at least! Yeah!”

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot!”

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Andrew: Singing “Let me clean my tongue”

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Andrew: “That’s not where the money goes!”

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Andrew: “The uncanny hell valley”

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Andrew: “What, are you gonna mumble that song?”

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Andrew: “Where does the time go?”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna paint a picture that I will not be able to unsee, right?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is seeing if he can take his microphone into his bathroom

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Andrew and Luke: It takes Andrew a couple of hours to clean his bathroom right

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Andrew and Luke: Steve Nelson is the Saint of Lost Causes

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Luke: “And then, it’s Snore Town USA”

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Luke: “Do me a favor. Do me a kindness.”

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Luke: “Goddamn it, I’m hungry!”

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Luke: “He is known primarily for his drawing of tall ships. He’s the Hodor of podcasting, and you cannot overstate his whip appeal.”

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Luke: “Holy shit, man!”

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Luke: “Really?”

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Luke: Saying “Okay” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “People always see me–ask me, ‘Hey, George! What should I do with my invention?'” as George Foreman

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Luke: “She was listening to TBTL. So, anyway… goodbye universe.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Bidets for everyone? (You get a bidet!) Bidets for days?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Nora is a small Filipino woman, who sits at the side of your bed with a stick. With a fly swatter… whacks you on the side of your face when you snore”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, I thought you were gonna actually share some useful information. This is why I’m not allowed to talk to children, anymore. I just lie to them all the time.”

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Andrew: “But, now I’m confused! Oh, okay. I’m not confused. Never mind.”

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Andrew: “Can we just get done with this show?”

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Andrew: “Damn, Daniel Bagley!”

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Andrew: “Damn, Paul Daniels!”

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Andrew: “Do the Germans have a word for the feeling when a tiny screw strips itself, or any screw strips itself out on you?”

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Andrew: “Everybody’s got their bugaboos, right?”

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Andrew: “Hey boss, I can’t come in today. Another stripped screw? Yeah.”

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Andrew: “I didn’t feel as stupid as I usually do”

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Andrew: Imitating his laptop’s fan sound

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Andrew: “It’s just gonna say ‘TBD’. And, when you hit play, it’s just gonna play the hilarious world of depression.”

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Andrew: “Let’s play their game then, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Play… the Red Shoe Diaries”

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Andrew: “Satan?”

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Andrew: “Technology is killing me… in every, in every way”

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Andrew: “This is gonna ruin all the podcasts!”

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Andrew: “Tomorrow, I’m gonna be so goddamn funny… you have no idea. I’m gonna be so on point tomorrow, it’s gonna make you puke.”

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Andrew: “Trust me. If I don’t wanna get into it… it’s not worth getting into”

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Andrew: “USA: Up Most of the Night!”

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Andrew: “Well now, the fan in it is loud as heck”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that’s dumb”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can we start over again? Of the whole show? Remember we did that last week and we were really glad we did?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey man… stuff’s done. I’m-a ready to do a show now. You just… almost made me do a spit take”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ma jeunesse fout le camp? That sounds like it.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Son of a… jerk face. Wait a second, Andrew. What?”

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Andrew and Luke: “You ever do that thing where there’s a bunch of paper sitting on the table, and, and then you eat it; and then, you later find out that it was acid? Mmm-hmm. That’s how I started my day today.”

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Luke: “#GiveMeABrark”

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Luke: “But, if you want misinformation about the band Fleetwood Mac, you have landed in exactly the right place”

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Luke: “By the way, I just had my mind blown”

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Luke: “Carey came home from the chiropractor today, and… she’s leaving me. But, he’s a very handsome man, and… I’ve been to his website and I can’t argue.”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “God, memories are so weird!”

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Luke: “I’m not being sarcastic, Andrew. Do you need a moment?”

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Luke: “Is there any chance that some kind of chicanery is afoot with you having it out with your neighbor; who, knows which car you drive, and then, you come out and your battery’s dead?”

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Luke: “It is a desperate cry for media attention; which, we will provide for them”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Let’s just rip the band-aid off this one”

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Luke: “Mmm–chopping broccolie [ph]“

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Luke: “Oh my God”

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Luke: “Rudy dog, one. Pod-host Burbank, zero.”

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Luke: Singing “Shorty”

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Luke: “When I found him today, he was in the tall grass doing… what could only be described as… his stuff”

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Luke: “Which is why we have to thank our, ‘Damn, donors!’ level donors of the day”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t fully trust you not to huff that. Right; and, that’s fair. And, that’s fair.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Isn’t that special? (Oh, God!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s got to be some gold in them thar hills (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “This might be a perfect time tomorrow to just turn the show over to Linh Pham. Yeah, that’s not a bad idea. Linh, (He’s) take it away. He’s actually producing more content related to the show these days than we are; so… Absolutely true! And, yet, the listeners, Andrew, continue to support this show.”

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Luke: “Again, I would just say to anyone, who’s listening to this show, who is… Mariah Carey, have a backup plan”

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Luke: “And, I just want to clarify one thing here at the top of the show”

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Luke: “And, you, on the other hand, Andrew, you make loving fun”

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Luke: “By the way, you’re all welcome that I’m not doing this in Yakov Smirnoff accent”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Chuckling #2

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Luke: “Damn, Andrew. Back at it again with the Austin Powers references.”

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Luke: “I don’t think my wife has gone number two… since the 1980s.”

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Luke: “I, I don’t want to go full No Point on it”

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Luke: “I, I flipped her. I broke her.”

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Luke: “If you want to clean up the backyard or the front yard”

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Luke: “It blew my mind”

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Luke: “It was time for it to go; but, now that it’s gone… I realize that there’s a lot of dog poop that was under that snow”

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Luke: “It was… peak Clapper”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: Laughing #3

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Luke: “Radical, dude!”

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Luke: Singing “You got me feelin’ emotion”

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Luke: Singing “You got me feelin'”

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Luke: Singing a portion of “Roundball Rock”

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Luke: “Speaking of… you know, number two and things like that”

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Luke: “That is, that may not be the most bueno way to learn this”

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Luke: “There will be some scatology-free parts of the show, it’ll just be at the very end of the program”

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Luke: “This show can only handle one gross person”

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Luke: “Trigger alert”

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Luke: Whispering “It was amazing!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, this is their fight song (Sorry)”

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Luke and Andrew: Classic MAWAMAWA Situation

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Luke and Andrew: “‘Damn, donors!’ of the day (That’s pretty good, man!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t you think a bidet is so more civilized than what we’re doing? No.”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, all I want to say to take it back to Toilet Town, for a minute… Take it back to Toilet Town”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re thanking our Ghetto Boys ‘My Damn My Mind is Playing Tricks on Me’ Daniel (Hmm?) level donors of the day. Oh-ho-ho-ho, I forgot!”

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Andrew: “Alexa, clean my butt”

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Andrew: Andrew’s plan for his upcoming weekend as a bachelor

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Flat “No”

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Andrew: “Hate the Steelers!”

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Andrew: “Hey, man. Right now, I’m trying to build my… Spanish castle”

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Andrew: “I don’t know enough about it, man! I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I grew up in a bathroom, by the way”

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Andrew: “I love this. I love everything about this. I love your story.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna try to, actually, keep this short, like I never do”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna go lie down in the tall grass and do my stuff”

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Andrew: “It does hold up!!!”

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Andrew: “It’s like a snow storm of the soul”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Luckily, my eyesight is awful and the TV was very small”

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Andrew: “My apologies”

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot, that’s the score! And, I swiped it away as fast as I could.”

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Andrew: “Public service announcement to everybody, if you ever do get a chance to visit Luke: don’t use his water fountain.”

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Andrew: Saying “I’ve been using bidets wrong”in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “The skeleton hand!”

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Andrew: “This isn’t show fodder, everybody can turn off. I just need to ask Luke something as a friend for a second”

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Andrew: “We’re always depositing into them; and, they’re not depositing into us”

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Andrew: “Well, it turns out, they don’t!!!”

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Andrew: “You could’ve started a bidet-related podcast called ‘In The Dark’; but, they, I guess, I guess they got to it first.”

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Andrew: “You know what? One of these days, I’m gonna learn how to just state something without apologizing for it first”

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Andrew and Luke: “Damn, Dallas! Damn Dallas, back at it again”

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Andrew and Luke: “Damn, donors! Ho-ho!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You have the smokin’ deets, the smokin’ deets! Smokin!”

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While Luke and Andrew were discussing songs for “Music For Your Weekend”, Andrew brought up “Edge of Seventeen” by Stevie Nicks. Initially, Andrew didn’t want to sing part of the song, thinking back to what happened the last time he sang the refrain to Death Cab for Cutie’s “The New Year”. Eventually, both Andrew and Luke sung what they thought was the refrain to “Edge of Seventeen”. Andrew’s memory was correct, Luke look’s interpretation was not.

Stevie Nicks and Andrew: Edge of Seventeen Mashup

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Stevie Nicks and Luke: Edge of Seventeen Mashup

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Andrew: “Awww”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Chuckling #2

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Andrew: “Embrace the jank”

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Andrew: “Embrace the jank on that one”

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Andrew: “Fade… to black”

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Andrew: “Hey, good to see you! Where’s the TV? I got this thing… that you don’t care about at all!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if that’s chopped and screwed, but it’s definitely screwed up. That was a stupid thing to say.”

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Andrew: “I love to make love at my wife”

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Andrew: “I wanna crawl under the couch, I’m so embarrassed.”

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Andrew: “Ladies love it”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, crap! How can I not get it in my head?”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Ooh-ahh, Barabajagal”

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Andrew: “Pulling up the nose on the negativity train”

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Andrew: “Show me on the Barabajagal”

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Andrew: Singing “Just like the white-winged dove”

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Andrew: “So bad!”

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Andrew: “That was a stupid thing to say.”

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Andrew: “We haven’t seen the game! We haven’t seen the game!”

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Andrew: “Wow! That was worth it”

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Andrew: “Ya dingus!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And I heard ‘Edge of Seventeen’. You know that song, right? I don’t think I do. Uh, you do. It’s very… Can you sing for me? Yeah, I’m, I’m trying (…Linh mix it) I’m trying to get… Oh, shoot. Yeah, no, I shouldn’t sing.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Barabajagal! What’s my name now? Ooh-ahh. Ooh-ahh, (There’s a) Barabajagal. Yeah, all of that (All of that!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “No, wait. Not for me! (Absolutely) No way! (For you) Really!?! (For you) Luke, name your kids whatever you want and play whatever you want when I’m listening. I’m not judging you.”

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Luke: “Ahhhh!”

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Luke: “Because you… heard our, heard our, our, our desperate cry during the last TBTL-a-thon”

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Luke: Blowing a raspberry

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Ha-ha!!!”

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Luke: “I don’t mean to be one of the haters and the losers”

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Luke: “I have the worst palate of all time, in that… Or, I should say this, I have no ability to discern different tasting notes of anything”

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Luke: “I’m ready, Barabajagal”

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Luke: “It doesn’t look like anything to me; and, then, I cry a tear of blood”

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Luke: “Just take that however you choose to”

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Luke: Laughing and sighing

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Luke: Making a Chewbacca sound

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Luke: “Nope. Not today, babyface.”

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Luke: “Oh, speaking of sounds! We’ve got Barabajagals in the news”

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Luke: “Oh, the zoodle-manity!”

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Luke: “Oh, you know, just living truthfully on the imaginary radio. That’s all”

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Luke: “Our ‘So, this is the Luke year,’ Death Cab for Cutie, Transatlanticism, made by our friend Linh Pham level donors of the day”

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Luke: Saying “My wife” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Are you ready for some football!?”

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Luke: Singing “Just like the world we know”

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Luke: “So, there was a period of time where Carey, aka my wife, my wife”

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Luke: “So, whatever the hell this is, episode 2289, in a collector’s series”

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Luke: “Somebody better get these snakes out of this tall grass!!!”

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Luke: “Wait a minute!”

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Luke: “You got that whip appeal, so whip it on me”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew spilled the beans on the fact that Luke and Andrew are on their third try at starting the show

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, you want to hear what it’s like when a woman gives birth while wearing that Chewbacca mask? Do I really have a choice on this one? Nope, you don’t.”

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Luke and Andrew: Embrace the jank on the “This is the Luke year” mashup

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Luke and Andrew: I don’t know why you were single in high school… when this was, this was your favorite singer and, and your favorite song. The word you’re looking for is ‘unsexable’. I think we’ve established that.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think I’m put off my the word ‘Barabajagal,’ Makes me feel uncomfortable… (Like) I don’t know why. Show me on the Barabajagal?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s (Okay) get the nose up on this negativity train; (Okay, sorry) but, let me say one more negative thing”

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Luke and Andrew: “Now, I have to go through and thank Steve, Sharon, Samantha, Seth… I was writing (Stewart) down the show title, until I realized what you were doing. I just gotta cover all the possible ‘S’ names.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you say it’s Fineken? I would say… Heineken be Fineken”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, well, we talk about when we talk about talking about tacos (Oh my God!)”

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