Andrew: “Alexa, clean my butt”
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Andrew: Andrew’s plan for his upcoming weekend as a bachelor
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Andrew: Chuckling
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Andrew: Flat “No”
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Andrew: “Hate the Steelers!”
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Andrew: “Hey, man. Right now, I’m trying to build my… Spanish castle”
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Andrew: “I don’t know enough about it, man! I don’t know”
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Andrew: “I grew up in a bathroom, by the way”
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Andrew: “I love this. I love everything about this. I love your story.”
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Andrew: “I’m gonna try to, actually, keep this short, like I never do”
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Andrew: “I’m just gonna go lie down in the tall grass and do my stuff”
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Andrew: “It does hold up!!!”
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Andrew: “It’s like a snow storm of the soul”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: Laughing #3
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Andrew: “Luckily, my eyesight is awful and the TV was very small”
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Andrew: “My apologies”
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Andrew: “Oh, shoot, that’s the score! And, I swiped it away as fast as I could.”
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Andrew: “Public service announcement to everybody, if you ever do get a chance to visit Luke: don’t use his water fountain.”
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Andrew: Saying “I’ve been using bidets wrong”in a sing-songy manner
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: Snorting #2
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Andrew: “The skeleton hand!”
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Andrew: “This isn’t show fodder, everybody can turn off. I just need to ask Luke something as a friend for a second”
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Andrew: “We’re always depositing into them; and, they’re not depositing into us”
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Andrew: “Well, it turns out, they don’t!!!”
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Andrew: “You could’ve started a bidet-related podcast called ‘In The Dark’; but, they, I guess, I guess they got to it first.”
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Andrew: “You know what? One of these days, I’m gonna learn how to just state something without apologizing for it first”
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Andrew and Luke: “Damn, Dallas! Damn Dallas, back at it again”
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Andrew and Luke: “Damn, donors! Ho-ho!!!”
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Andrew and Luke: “You have the smokin’ deets, the smokin’ deets! Smokin!”
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