Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “And, so I picked up and I was like ‘Hello’, I was like ‘Hello’, and then I was ‘Hello!’. And I just kept on saying it more and more goofy until they heard me.”

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Andrew: “Ask your doctor about Hydrox”

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Andrew: “Heh-heh”

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Andrew: “I graduated!”

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Andrew: “I hope there’s words”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, Luke. I’m sorry!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Have you ever done this before?”

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Andrew: Reacting to Luke talking about his foot issue with “Oh God!”

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Andrew: Screaming “Two Bits!”

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Andrew: Short Laugh

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “Thank you and congratulations and I’m sorry.”

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Andrew: “The good news is, the bow on the story is, it turns out, I am more annoying than Internet scammers because he hung up on me first. So, why are you guys listening to this show?”

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Andrew: “This is Luke Burbank’s ‘One To Watch’.”

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Andrew: “Yello!!!”

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Andrew: “You know, it’s difficult… difficult lemon difficult…”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew couldn’t believe that they were already 45 minutes into the show

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew plays something he thought had spoken words but didn’t

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Andrew and Luke: Appropriate words to say towards the end of a TBTL podcast

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Andrew and Luke: “Are you mad at me for sneaking a dream into Keys to the Show, those are supposed to be different segments? No.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m kind of known as the Jim Cramer of broadcasting (Right). Mega booyas. Mega booyas.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Together, we’re like the Freakonomics of podcasting (Uh-huh).”

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Luke: “Although, you do sound like your being pretty annoying.”

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Luke: “But that movie suffers from, what I call, ‘Three Boob Syndrome'”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Cuz we’ve already, you know, blown the seal on this show.”

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Luke: Fighting with eggs

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Luke: “I have this watch, one of these activity watches. Not to be confused with an Activia watch, which helps you poop.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Little sound bit played while Luke was talking

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Luke: “Luke Burbank. Luke, we are your father!”

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Luke: Mouth sound made while trying to think of a correct answer

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Luke: “She just sat up, by the way, when I said her name. Sorry buddy, I’m not your biological father. This conversation is long overdue.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew kept on getting more annoying to the scammer

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew played a snoring drop when Luke was starting to talk about his dreams

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Luke and Andrew: Both are having a little too much fun with a TBTL supporter’s name

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, possible show title: Freakonomics, hold the nomics. That was not good. (I’m writing it down.) That was not a good joke and I apologize.”

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Luke and Andrew: Hydrox Cookies

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Luke and Andrew: “I got an e-mail from a beautiful young lady, she said ‘Hi BB, I want you touch my breasts. Use Facebook much?’ And then it had a link and, you know, the rest they say is history. That was actually me.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke reading the tagline for “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” in the voice of Don LaFontaine

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thought he was going to get Donovan-rolled by Andrew

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Luke and Andrew: “Roger Rabbit should be called… Bob Hoskins kills it! That’s right, it should be called ‘A Bob Hoskins Master Class’.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You could’ve gotten away with that too, I mean, if it weren’t for those nosy kids… (Yeah) called me.”

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Andrew: “Good joke.”

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Andrew: “I held Steve Nelson. I mean, think about that. I held Steve Nelson on Wednesday.”

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Andrew: “I was kind of flipping my shit out.”

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Andrew: “It is like, it is, it is, digital Fort Knox, man.”

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Andrew: “Oh, ha ha ha ha! Right.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew thinks Luke has incredible balance

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, that reminds me of a joke. How do you make holy water? How? You take regular water and beat the hell out of… or, boil the hell out of it. Good joke.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke laughing to Andrew saying “Thank you”

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Andrew and Luke: “Maybe I should get a pair of rollerblades. Would that be crazy if I got rollerblades? Not necessarily crazy”

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Andrew and Luke: “One of the things that Steve did mention in my review is that I should remember, umm (What it’s actually called), words, words. He doesn’t want me to say ‘ahh’ anymore.”

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Andrew and Luke: “So my password is: Must kill Luke, two one five. Umm, which I should change (Mrs. Brian Hoyer).”

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Andrew and Luke: “They’re the ‘P’ in VPN. They’re the people (Yes! That’s right!)… in there… I think. And we’re the ‘N’, not obeying the rules. Not obeying the rules, not thriving frankly, not thriving.”

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Andrew and Luke: “To me, it’s still impressive because, big fucking magnets. How do they work? Still a mystery.”

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Luke: “Gotta keep them guessing, bro.”

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Luke: “He looks like a real dingus”

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Luke: “Hey everybody! My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host known far and wide as the ‘Nice Cube’ of podcasting.”

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Luke: “Just for the folks at home who cared about this, which would be probably zero of you, Rocky is not based on a true story.”

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Luke: “Like, he’s just dafuq-ing his way through life”

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Luke: “You just watch a wave of people, every group he goes past turns and looks at him, like dafuq?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And the quarterback is toast. You’ve hacked into the mainframe.”

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Luke and Andrew: Audio from a site that Andrew was visiting abruptly played

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s bird on your shoulder, ferret in your pocket. Possible show title (Good).”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let me just mention the Statue of Liberty play was invented by Rocky Balboa, for anyone who is just curious about that. Was a real football coach (So he was a real guy, I knew it).”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke laughs and talks like Tommy Wiseau

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, my God in Heaven.” while Andrew is talking

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Luke and Andrew: “Steve Nelson peed on my arm, ever so slightly. That’s not a joke (Did Nelson really do that?). Not a joke.”

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Luke and Andrew: The end of the El Ropo theme is actually Luke’s password

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Luke and Andrew: “There is also a chance that I will get stung by multiple bees during the broadcast; which, I think (Mmm, that’s good) introduces an element of danger. I like it.”

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Andrew: “Cuz I’m very loosey-goosey”

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Andrew: “I’m getting worse in basically every sense.”

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Andrew: “It’s the new catrolling”

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Andrew: “More than one person said to me, ‘You’re way taller than I pictured you. You don’t sound as tall as you are.'”

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Andrew: “Oh, by the way, this is No Point Conversion.”

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Andrew: “Right. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “You know, it makes me question… no it doesn’t.”

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Andrew and Luke: A Little Fire Andy

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke saying “Piss poor”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wanted to make a liar out of Luke, but ended up being petty

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s personality is equivalent to a slouch

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing and Andrew saying “Good Lord”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke had to explain his Australian joke to Andrew

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Luke: “Another reason for us to shut the flip up”

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Luke: “But like, more better-er”

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Luke: “I don’t think one listener out there got what the hells I was talking about.”

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Luke: “Let me just crack into this can of whoop-ass. Wait, actually, that’s Le Croix seltzer water. Dang it.”

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Luke: “Matisyahu is a beautiful man, he should not be hiding his sugar on the shelf.”

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Luke: Saying: “That’s-a hurtful when you say that-a Andrew.” in a faux Italian accent

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Luke: Saying: “You call that putting away money to buy your first house? This is putting away money for your first house.” in a faux Australian accent

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Luke: “Sorry, welcome to No Point Conversion. You have to listen through to get to your music for the weekend.”

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Luke: “You got floor in my lima beans, Andrew.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fire Andy… I did have tacos, I am quite sure of it, for lunch and that’s what happened there.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke does his President Obama impression

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Luke and Andrew: Luke quotes from the Book of Burbank

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Luke and Andrew: Luke sings “Beast Mode (Seahawks Rap)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Speaking of our physical bodies though Andrew… What!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is-a good music. Oh, ho ho, that’s pretty good! It’s the new catrolling.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You call that a bigger boat? Good Lord.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You can always play Kdude to my Little Hoagie. Yeah, okay.”

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Andrew: “And I think, the question is, why can’t you be normal like me and just be paralyzed by embarrassment in all situations!?”

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Andrew: “Columbo: A Look Bakula”

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Andrew: Hating Australia and Hate Tutors

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Andrew: “Holy shit! I could practically smell the car.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, they could be Nazis as far as I’m concerned.”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I’ve ever told a poo story of my own on this show. Have I?”

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Andrew: “I don’t think that’s necessary true, I mean, unless you were really honking it up up there…”

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Andrew: “I hate Australians”

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Andrew: “I’ll wait. I’ll wait. The suspense is gonna really drive the show forward.”

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Andrew: “Oh God!”

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Andrew: “Oh God! Okay.”

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Andrew: “Oh, a clipboard! Look who’s a producer now!”

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Andrew: Saying “That’s a spicy kangaroo-a” in his Australian accent

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Andrew: “Slowly going back to my book and slowly going back to my little boop-boop game.”

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Andrew: “The Mummy has a job?!?”

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Andrew: “We’re getting into Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me! territory aren’t we?”

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Andrew: “Whether I was pre-teen, teen or post-teen”

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Andrew and Luke: Australia, Convicts and Nazis

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Andrew and Luke: “How many Oz Tens do we have? Uh, before this show? I think there was 10 and now I think it’s down to zero. Okay. Well, bye guys.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s best accent is also his most hurtful

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Andrew and Luke: Thank-pologize

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Luke: “…and we’re looking for the bearded clam. Oh, there he is! He looks, he looks stressed out. What else is new?”

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Luke: “…and what concerns me about me being able to hear everything that comes out of their mouths, is the thought that they can hear everything that comes out of another part of my body.”

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Luke: “Hey Hermano-gun”

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Luke: How Haggen is pronounced

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Luke: “I don’t want their thought to be: ‘Man, I love that podcast; but, don’t stand near that ‘dragon breath’ Burbank’.”

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Luke: “I realized… I’m on a Fury Road of my own.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: More on the pronunciation of Haggen

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Luke: “Now, that is professional podcastery”

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Luke: “Punch it, Chewie!”

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Luke: “There’s no way that this’ll end in a sharp-shooting.”

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Luke: “Well, this ain’t my first picnic, brodeo!”

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Luke: “What you just witnessed there is a perfect example, Andrew, of my inability to keep my fat mouth shut.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew called Luke’s Australian accent the worst he’s ever heard

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Luke and Andrew: Disclaimer regarding Rudy at the picnic

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Luke and Andrew: “Everything’s coming up Walsh. Everything was coming up Walsh.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey buddy, how’s it going? Good! Glad to be back in the city of love. Wait, what? What is Seattle? Let’s see how tonight goes.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hi Everbody!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just hope they appreciate what we just went through in that Haggen. I mean, not only that, it’s Haggen.”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, I could kind of tell there was some sort of rumbling. It would be referred to our friend circle as ‘bubble guts’. Oh God. Okay.”

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Luke and Andrew: Uber pick-up for Andrew

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