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Clips From TBTL #1919

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Andrew: Awesome Laugh

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Andrew: Disgusted Sound

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Andrew: “Hide your toothbrush, hide your wife”

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Andrew: “I like going to the grocery store, ’cause I’m an old man!”

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Andrew: “I was definitely King Shit of Turd Mountain at this point”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to be really pathetic here”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: “Somehow the median has become the lowest common denominator, and nobody can figure out how or why”

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Andrew: “This is where I’m just totally ageist”

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Andrew: “When I do fly off this train, I think calling me ‘Emeritus’ will be probably be a little too respectful.”

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Andrew: “Yawn!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew thinks Luke will put his small boat in his swimming pool

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Jen Andrews: Channeling Sara Bareilles

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Jen Andrews, Luke and Andrew: Not to confuse the Andrews in the world with the Andrews’s in the world

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Luke: “Because, they’re brushing every cuspid up in here”

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Luke: “Bunghole”

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Luke: Comparing Carey’s warm or cold thought process to his thought process when he has diarrhea

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Luke: “Drink wine in a rush, watch out Mrs. Kellogg’s toothbrush”

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Luke: “Except for the ones where they’re still under development, and those places, the streets have no names.”

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Luke: “Hello dude”

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Luke: “How is your war exactly unfolding, MacAuthur?”

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Luke: “I know upper-decking is number 2, and now I’m switching over to… I’m switching over from fudge to lemonade”

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Luke: “I never, I never let ‘Emeritus’ bum my high”

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Luke: “I was actually, other than becoming a future empregnator [sic] emeritus”

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Luke: Luke finds a soft spot in Andrew’s armor and calls him Smaug

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Luke: “What!?!?”

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Luke: “You did not wash your hands, did you?”

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Luke and Andrew: AMC, not Ford, Gremlin

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew inadvertently gets a new nickname

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is questioning why Luke is telling everyone about Rudy’s “hot, hot winds”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew was “Resting Garrison Keillor Face”

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Luke and Andrew: “I had to pull a piece of grass out of Rudy’s anus last night, (Whew!) by the way”

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Luke and Andrew: “Just cross your fingers that your name happens to pop up on a day when the show didn’t suck. Yeah, good luck!”

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Luke and Andrew: St. Elmo’s Fire

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s a good chance this show will go offline in a minute or two. Thank god.”

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Luke, Andrew and Jen Andrews: Talking about Luke’s resting face

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Clips From TBTL #1918

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Andrew: Andrew was about to say something mean about Luke’s radio hosting skills

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Andrew: “Burbanklia!”

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Andrew: “Burbanklia! How ya doing?”

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Andrew: Frightened thought sound

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Andrew: “Hey! Hey! Guys, it’s me Knob, who wants to go down to the park and disc it up?”

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Andrew: “I never thought that I would have so much trouble keeping up with the modern world. I mean, you know, I’ve got a smartphone.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “You’re so vain”

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Andrew: “Of course, your name is ‘Knob’!”

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Andrew: “Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness!”

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Andrew: “So, doi Walsh! Come on, man!”

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Andrew: “So, you know, I’m a modern man”

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Andrew: Tail end of a long laugh

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Andrew: Whispering “TBTL”

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Andrew: “You’re using some techniques of the biz”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew bleeped himself

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants listener voicemails to listen to late at night

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Andrew and Luke: “How do you feel about my sport of loneliest? Gotcha! Your pain.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke needs a bigger shirt

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Andrew and Luke: “No! No! No? No!”

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Andrew and Luke: Reminiscing about being an incompetent radio host and incompetent, enabling producer

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Andrew and Steve Neuman: Laughing

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Luke: “Again, the listeners are like ‘no doi!'”

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Luke: “Hey buddy!”

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Luke: “I hate not the listeners; where, I promote stories and then I don’t get to them.”

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Luke: “I’ve been listening to a lot of InfoWars and there’s a good chance Canada is a false flag country.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “No”

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Luke: Saying “But, I still rock” in a Borat-like voice

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Luke: Short Chuckle

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Luke: “The large is a litle bit blouse-y on me; but, the medium is definitely too small. There needs to be a medium plus.”

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Luke: “You’ve never not… You’ve never let not having good ideas stop you before.”

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Luke and Andrew: “…and it’s not even actually the act of co-hosting a talk show. You know what it is? It’s being around people and sucking my gut in. You’re so vain.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey Andrew, I hate not you. (I hate not you.)”

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Luke and Andrew: “My inspiration, my pep-talk giver, my wife, just walked in with Rudy. At this point, we know that she likes me than you, right? Oh, I think that’s clear as the nose on your face.”

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Luke and Andrew: Ultimate frisbee is the Scientology of sports

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Luke and Andrew: “You have no idea how under-prepared I was when I actually hosted the show. No, and his response was ‘Yes, I do.’ That’s what I’m trying to solve for here.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You mad, bro? I am mad. I’m mad at these bros! You mad at these bros, bro? Yes.”

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Clips From TBTL #1917

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Andrew: “And, I’m a smoker!”

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Andrew: “But I really like it!”

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Andrew: “But, that’s also half your joke”

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Andrew: “By the way. Picnic. Wednesday. August 19th. Be there. Woodinville, Washington.”

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Andrew: “Doi”

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Andrew: “Geez, Louise!”

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Andrew: “Geez, Louise! This is seriously the most… this is the worst radio and most embarrassed I’ve been in a long time.”

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Andrew: “Heheheheheheh”

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Andrew: “How are you doing, sweetie?”

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Andrew: “I just like to make people jealous”

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Andrew: Imitating a Game of Thrones audiobook voice actor

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Andrew: “Just litter the world, just cover the world with our ugly faces, and don’t worry about the environment.”

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Andrew: Philadelphia is a tough city full of Toughs

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Andrew: Singing a bit of “I Think I’m A Clone Now”

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Andrew: “That’ll pep you up”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you want to try a drumroll? Yeah, try to stop me.”

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Andrew and Luke: “How do you spell ‘Dotrice’? He is the…traditional spelling”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke “falling asleep” while listening to a clip of a Game of Thrones audiobook

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “Spoiler Alert” while playing a clip from a Game of Thrones audiobook

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Andrew and Luke: “When you play the Game of Roys, you win or you read… the noise? (Sorry) You’re right, let’s just go back to this.”

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Luke: Doing the TBTL intro in a very chipper, energetic mood

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Luke: “Don’t over-explain shit for us. Explanation, explanation, explanation, explanation…”

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Luke: Drawn out “Oh!”

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Luke: “I’m-a suspend this robot… from life!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Let me put on my CPAP, honey”

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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank, I’m your host!”

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Luke: Snoring Noise

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Luke: “That’s the best way to consume O’Doul’s, by the way, is pour it right out on the sidewalk.”

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Luke: “We’ve also learned that we humans be fucked up”

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Luke: “Well played, Walsh-bot”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew blows out his ears playing “My Type”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew wears Dockers, not cargo pants

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew will live forever because his body is mostly pastrami

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Luke and Andrew: “If you ever have a chance, anyone in the listening audience, if you ever get a chance to lock down a side-kicking gig: do it. I’ll attest to that.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is this the part where I do the world’s best drumroll? Yeah, you want to try the motorboat thing?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s do that with TBTL… Don’t do that! Don’t do that! Alright, whatever. This whole street team thing needs more thinking. Sorry.”

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Luke and Andrew: Sexually Tense Relationship

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Clips From TBTL #1916: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Due to the number of clips pulled from TBTL #1916, I am splitting them up into two batches. The first batch contained clips that primarily feature Luke.

This batch contains clips that primarily feature Andrew.

Andrew: All Luke’s parents heard was “Boat, boat, boat, boat…”

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Andrew: “Do you know, I’ve been waiting my whole life for somebody to say, ‘Good job, fat boy'”

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Andrew: “I wonder why they want people to go to boat school. I don’t know.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing “Right.”

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Andrew: “Layers of confusingness”

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Andrew: “Now, the nice thing about space, though, is that nobody can hear my screams… or whimpers.”

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Andrew: “Oh my goodness!”

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Andrew: “Oh, okay.”

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Andrew: “Really?”

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Andrew: The plot of “Top Gun” according to Andrew

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Andrew: “Well, you don’t come down to Hollywood without an air horn.”

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Andrew: “Why do you have to bring that up?”

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Andrew: “Word of advice: if do find yourself in that situation, do not try to grab the propeller.”

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Andrew: “Yep.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew has a thought and Luke told him not to brag

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s worried what happens if Luke were to be killed in a boating-related accident 

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s air horn sounded like a squeaker over the line, but was more of a smoker for Luke

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s boat license situation

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s eating of pepperoni is adding a layer of confusingness

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Clips From TBTL #1916: Luke Burbank Edition

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Due to the number of clips pulled from TBTL #1916, I am splitting them up into two batches. This first batch of clips are ones that primarily feature Luke.

Luke: Air Horn Sound

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Luke: “Bad job, fat boy”

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Luke: “Because, it be cray out here everyone”

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Luke: Child-like Guttural Sound

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Luke: “Come back with my boat!”

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Luke: “Jesus, that hurt me ear”

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Luke: “Keep out of reach of children or podcast hosts”

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Luke: Luke is under attack by a scary-ass hellfire delivery US Naval fighter thing

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Luke: “Oh, God no.”

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Luke: “Oh, shit! Are we gonna about to get Blue Angel’d?”

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Luke: “Oh yeah, don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying I look better now. Problem is, I looked like Randy Quaid then and I look like Randy Quaid now.”

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Luke: Short Laugh

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Luke: “Some aeronautics fans in our audience are going to be e-mailing me, like, ‘you are such a moron’ which is true.”

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Luke: “That too. (Toot!) Air horn!”

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Luke: “We have done a lot of experimental shows on this little program. We have tried things that are bad ideas, many a time; but, this might be near the top of the list. So, here goes nothing.”

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Luke: “We’ve got all of this stuff planned to talk about; but, I have a feeling that most of today is going to just be me trying to not fall out of this boat. Because, it be cray out here everyone.”

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Luke: “You would have been shitting your beard, Andrew.”

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Luke and Andrew: “13 years ago, there was a 90% chance that it was about Lisa Loeb. Holy shit, you’re right! I remember the thought! She’s cute.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew’s sub-nickname of “HIV Scare Walsh” would not be a show title

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Luke and Andrew: Blowing their own air horns

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Luke and Andrew: Luke brought up that Andrew’s parents are no longer married

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing his podcast recording setup on his small boat

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing what a fighter jet is doing and asks Andrew if he could hear it

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Luke and Andrew: Luke toots his air horn

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Luke and Andrew: “One thing, Andrew, is I definitely want to be buried at sea. Okay. I may take care of that myself by dying at sea (Yeah, I was going to say) and then never finding my body.”

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Luke and Andrew: Sound of a jet playing around above Luke while Andrew is talking

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Luke and Andrew: “That is some loud stuff, Andrew. Can you hear that down the phone line? I just hear a bunch of racket coming down the phone line.”

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Clips From TBTL #1915

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Andrew: “Because, if it rhymes, it chimes.”

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Andrew: “His body is less of a template, and more of a commode.”

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Andrew: “I’m, you know… fine”

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Andrew: “Listen to some wackadoo guest talk about some wackadoo stuff”

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Andrew: “Maybe I am just the ghost of my grandfather, now that I think of it.”

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Andrew: “Umm. Hey, Burbank”

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Andrew: “Well, I got, I got evenin’ plans!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Alley-oops” and Luke’s Spit Take Sound

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew has been up for seven hours and he hasn’t yet to bark at a he-dog or wink at a she-dog

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Andrew and Luke: “…for this show, which is episode #1915 by the way. Aww geez, I tried to sneak in five extra shows. Is that what all that was about? You’re computer is fine, you’re just like ‘let’s speed this along'”

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Andrew and Luke: “I love Bernie Mac so much, I mean, not enough to remember his name; but, I love him so much. (Rest in Piece.) Yes.”

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Andrew and Luke: “That is our take… and it’s not hot, but it’s our take. It’s not hot, but there’s a lot of it. P[h]ossible show title. Yeah, I was going to say, I needed one. Good.”

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Luke: “Aging is a bitch!”

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Luke: Chuckle

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “I’m gonna call you ‘Poochie’ if you ever skateboard in that pool.”

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Luke: Incorrectly guessing the TBTL show number at the top of the show

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Luke: “Internet only, what kind of crap is that?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Saying “Leonard Bernstein” in the same manner as in REM’s “It’s The End Of The World”

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Luke: Singing the “Pissing the night away, pissing the night away” line from Chumbawumba’s “Tubthumping”

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Luke: Spit Take Sound

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Luke: “Thanks for listening, everybody. We will back tomorrow with more of whatever the hell this is.”

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Luke: “That could be the mantra for this show: Talk is cheap, and tacos too.”

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Luke: “This is annoying that everybody and their grandmother is trying to get the public to fund everything. By the way, thank you to all people who donated during the TBTL-a-thon, we really appreciate it. We hope you got your dolls and your mugs.”

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Luke: “We’re not going to have any of these technical problems at the poolhouse, buddy.”

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Luke and Andrew: “For at-risk teens? Yes. And for at-risk Burbanks.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I thought I was going to be, really, the Rob Lowe of my generation. Although I think Rob Lowe is the Rob Lowe of my generation; but, let’s not get hung up on that. (Right.)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is starting to know his Donovan

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Luke and Andrew: Luke plays an intro drop that Andrew can’t immediately hear, but the listeners can in the podcast

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Luke and Andrew: Newmanism

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Ahh, that’s nice, nice, nice. Yes dear, yes, very nice” like the grandfather from The Princess Bride

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Luke and Andrew: Sex Swings

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Luke and Andrew: Somewhere Out There

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Luke and Andrew: “Why is the show getting good at the end? I don’t even think it’s that good, I think our standards were so low that we actually beat ourselves up into submission.”

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