Audio Clips – Page 389 – Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “Or displaying all of your heavy hitting books on the bookshelves in the living room and hiding all of your Stephen King books under the bed”

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Andrew: Sighing

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That’s fine. This is brave work, oh my God”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m a Garfunkel!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’ve got road rage cuz there’s a bunch of dummies on the road”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew chuckling and Luke saying “Oh man”

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Andrew and Luke: Does not like seeing the shape of his belly being conformed to by a shirt

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Luke: “And, she be like ‘you need to talk more about us on your show'”

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Luke: “Are you a Sasquatch? How are you getting away with all this murder, Garfunkel?”

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Luke: “I consider you the restaurant within a restaurant of podcast side-kicking”

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Luke: “I have a very sexy condition where I continue to sweat for hours after I’ve exercised”

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Luke: “I’m not agreeing with you that I bring in ‘da noise and da funk'”

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Luke: “It’s classic Garfunkel”

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Luke: Telling the listeners how to spot Luke at the TBTL Mariners game

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Luke: “That’s just because Paul Simon be hella short”

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Luke: “Well… okay, here’s the thing”

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Luke: “You buy shirts with the worst-case scenario in mind”

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Luke: “You’ve turned into the angriest lad in all of Koreatown”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew doesn’t know what to call the show

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew has been putting up with Luke’s everything for years

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is a Garfunkel

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is Garfunkel to Luke’s Oates

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Luke and Andrew: Luke goes over the categories of books that Art Garfunkel likes

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Luke and Andrew: Luke has achieved complete water neutrality

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is like a bucket or cartoon character with holes

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Luke and Andrew: “This is a competition of who’s going to blow a vocal cord first…”

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Luke and Andrew: What they do is brave work

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TBTL #1868: Luke Trying to Clear an Itch in the Back of His Throat

May 27, 2015 December 14, 2016

While Luke and Andrew were recording TBTL #1868, either allergies or something else caused Luke to have an itch in the back of his throat, in a place that it’s not easy to scratch. In all of his grace, Luke tried to clear out that itch and made a very, very interesting sound on air, as it were.

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Here’s the clip with Luke making the sound in context:

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Luke would later try to create the sound…

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Steve Neuman, aka Stu-Bot, posted a card on the Infinite Guest Twitter feed trying to “textualize” the sound:

DAILIES: On @TBTL, @lukeburbank spoils Sexy Beast, makes this noise at the 20:25 mark: http://t.co/Od9dl0hds0 pic.twitter.com/MmHxbZgThK

— APM Podcasts (@APMPodcasts) May 27, 2015

I decided to hop on the fun and created this “meme” image, based on a photo taken by James Bailey:

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Clips From TBTL #1868

May 27, 2015 April 29, 2016

Andrew: “…are you interesting if you watch TV? Clearly, the answer is no.”

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Andrew: “Everybody’s like ‘woohoo'”

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Andrew: “How did I get this job?!?”

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Andrew: “If the Pope is going to get all Huckabee on it”

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Andrew: In some circles, Andrew’s nickname was “Alien Nation”

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Andrew: “Oh God, yeah!”

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Andrew: Snorting Sound

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Andrew: “The fanciest lad in all of Koreatown”

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Andrew: “Yay!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that’s more classy”

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Andrew: “You haven’t lived until you’ve zested a lemon”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew finds something that he knows about: TV

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew trying to correctly guess the “Blossom” TV theme song

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew trying to figure out how to say “for you” in Spanish

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Andrew and Luke: “Last week…That’s enough out of you”

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Luke: “Geez Louise, this is serious business”

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Luke: “Good, good, fresh, fresh, talking about the very best…Taco Time”

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Luke: “I am the podcaster that mounts the (inaudible)”

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Luke: “I feel like such a gourmand”

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Luke: “My friend, Andrew ‘Hollywood Fireball’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Okay, TBTL.” (Cleaned-up Version)

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Luke: “The piece de resistance. The coup de naw.”

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Luke: “Well, that was pathetic”

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Luke: Whispering “I hate that song so much”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is a lonely guy and wants to hear your voices

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Luke and Andrew: Appropriate music for Dream Court

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Luke and Andrew: Cock Merchant and Belated Cock Merchant Warning

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Luke and Andrew: “Just imagine someone in Guatemala saying ‘Okay, TBTL'”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing his old Shameber (or Shamber)

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Luke and Andrew: Luke does his impression of the song “White Rabbit”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thought he was caught not paying attention to the dream segment

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Luke and Andrew: Luke would prefer to eat his pizza in his shameber (or shamber), away from the prying eyes of God

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Alec Baldwin Saying Names of Dishes and Quinoa

May 27, 2015 December 14, 2016

On TBTL #1857, Luke brought up the topic of how Alec Baldwin reads the names of dishes and food items in a unique way for sponsor messages on Alec’s podcast, “Here’s The Thing”. The one word that Luke and Andrew are smitten with is “quinoa“:

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Here’s the whole dish name in context:

Alec Baldwin: “Meals like seared salmon with preserved lemon and quinoa“

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They guys also played another clip:

Alec Baldwin: “Meals like spiced turkey meatball pitas with Bibb lettuce and carrot salad”

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Message from “Prime Minister David Cameron”

May 27, 2015 December 14, 2016

Right after the guys do their TBTL-a-Thon message at the beginning of TBTL #1857, they played a message from a supposed “Prime Minister David Cameron”