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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #1859

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Andrew: “Go spelunking through the bowels of the Internet”

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Andrew: “Just blowing through nap time, aren’t we?”

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Andrew: “Just remember, there’s more plush to love with my doll”

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Andrew: “That’s what you get when you tune into the TBTL Zoo”

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Andrew: “The sweet thing is, I take a vacation all the time and you just don’t even notice”

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Andrew: “Today’s my hump day”

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Andrew and Luke: “TBTL mugs that have little cartoon images of your face and my face on it, and you face… Who are you facing?”

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Luke: “Burbs” in the style of Pitbull

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Fireball Boom Boom Hodor’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Burbs”

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Luke doing the “El Ropo” whistle

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Luke: “Fireball and Burbs in the morning”

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Luke: “Fireball and the Burbs”

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Luke: “I can’t decide if that was the greatest or worst 11 seconds in TBTL broadcast history”

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Luke: “I mean, that’s not how the Burbs does”

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Luke: “Thank god it’s not Jamie Lee Curtis talking about outercourse”

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Luke: “This time it’s personal: Steve ‘El Ropo’ Nelson versus Bach-toberfest”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke explaining the “Japan’s #1 Morning Show” and “Japan’s #1 Mixer” names and titles

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Luke and Andrew: Possible show title “The Whole Thing Was Awful…Everyday”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’ve got the Burbs guarantee on it…”

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Steve Nelson: “If you’re at the dentist office and you believe in TBTL”

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Steve Nelson: “In general, if you’re going on vacation, just remember to let your boss know”

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Steve Nelson: TBTL-a-Thon Donation Promo Message

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Steve Nelson: “We had a promotion, it was a classical station I worked at, called Bach-toberfest… I’m not making this up.”

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Clips From TBTL #1858

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Andrew: “Also, we have mugs”

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Andrew: Awesome Laugh

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Andrew: Awesome Laugh #2

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Andrew: Boorish behavior

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Andrew: “Coffee is for closers”

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Andrew: Definitely needs some hard salami

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Andrew: “God help ya, God love ya”

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Andrew: “I just thought that it was so boring and forever taking”

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Andrew: “It’s amazing it took us this long to have this conversation”

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Andrew: “My doll is a loss leader”

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Andrew: “Oh god, I want to name the episode that so bad”

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Andrew: “Parents still make me nervous, don’t think that’ll ever change”

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Andrew and Luke: “And you’ll look at our little faces on the mug…then you’ll want to go back to bed and get under the covers”

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Andrew and Luke: Discussing whether or not the TBTL-a-Thon dolls can be had individually or as a bundle

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Andrew and Luke: It was the wrong time for Luke to say/yawn “Okay”

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Luke: “ABP: Always Be Podcasting”

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Luke: “And get your hands on some of these sweet, sweet mugs”

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Luke: “Five podcarts a week”

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Luke: “He’s been letting this reek flag fly”

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Luke: “I was probably drunk in an airport, but I was looking at my computer”

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Luke: “I was walking my Vietnamese mini pig named ‘Banh Mi'”

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Luke: “In my experience, parents just don’t understand”

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Luke: “One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, floor”

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Luke: Singing “Not great” to El Ropo’s western-style theme

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Luke: Singing “Stone Man”

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Luke: “Will I be wearing clothes when I do it? Probably not.”

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Luke: “You got to pick a lane, it sounds like, with the pigs”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew thought Luke’s crying in the kitchen was because Andrew was staying over

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Luke and Andrew: “Build your own Luke room, and then just go in and kick the shit out of those dolls”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve been meaning to donate to public radio, but I can’t type because my hands are very swollen from the coffee burns”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke drinking coffee with his bare hands

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Luke and Andrew: Trying to describe the color of the TBTL-a-Thon mug

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Luke and Andrew: “We are opening ‘Build a Burbank’ stores in some local malls and you can customize it”

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Luke and Andrew: What would happen if Luke had a room with a ball pit made out of his TBTL-a-Thon dolls

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Luke, Susie and Andrew: “Imagine trying to do an hour of this crap, five days a week”

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Susie Burbank: “Aww, man!”

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Susie Burbank: TBTL-a-Thon donation promo message

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Susie, Luke and Andrew: Susie opens up Pandora’s Box when she mentions listening to Wait Wait when Luke is on

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Clips From TBTL #1857

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Andrew describes how he would murder someone and get rid of the evidence

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Andrew: “Honestly, whether it’s on the show or not on the show, I’m usually just kind of staring out the window thinking about birds.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what this phone sounds like; but, I’ll just sneak it up behind you and hope it’s not too weird.”

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Andrew: “I want to start saying ‘Quinoa'”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm… what!?!” in response to Luke wanting to talk about Portland’s commercial real estate market

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Andrew: “No, you never want to go down the plug hole”

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Andrew: “Public Radio Hype Man”

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Andrew: “The problem with successful people who are heavy drinkers”

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Andrew: “This is going to sound weird”

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Andrew: “This show, from time to time, has gone down the plug hole”

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Andrew: “Way inappropoes”

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Andrew: “What?!?”

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Andrew: “You know that? If this joke doesn’t work out, I’m dead.”

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Luke: Andrew “Hodor El Ropo Hollywood Fireball” Walsh

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Luke: “Assuming you’re going to win the Powerball; which I do, because I’m not smart”

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Luke: “But to make a boring story over”

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Luke: “Humbletown is right next to Embarrassmentville”

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Luke: “I consider myself a heavy person who’s a successful drinker”

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Luke: “Now we’re cooking with snores”

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Luke singing “Ain’t nobody wolfin’ around”

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Luke: “That’s bro on bro violence”

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Luke: “You should be called Garlic Gulch because of all of the I-talians”

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Luke: “You’re pitching, when you wolfing around the north public radio scene”

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Luke and Andrew: Killing two shows with one stone

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Luke and Andrew: Luke might be making both Live Wire! and TBTL less enjoyable to listen

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Luke and Andrew: Luke wants to talk about the commercial real estate market in Portland

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Luke and Andrew: Portal is not a verb

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Luke and Andrew: “Those are people calling to tell you ‘shut up!'”

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Luke and Andrew: You could love the TBTL-a-Thon dolls in a creepy way, but they are not machine washable

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Luke, Andrew and Phyllis: Describing the phone ringing sound Andrew played while Phyllis gave a TBTL-a-Thon pledge request talk

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Phyllis: “You gotta be, ‘ha ha, you guys are so funny with your jokes'”

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Clips From TBTL #1856

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In addition to the highlights from TBTL #1856, there are a lot of other clips pulled from Friday’s podcast. Friday was also Luke’s 39th birthday.

Andrew: “30 meters, I don’t know what meters are”

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Andrew: “Ahhh!”

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Andrew: “And eventually, it ran away from me”

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Andrew: “But, I don’t want to do it”

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Andrew: “Don’t worry, my teeth are mostly staying in my head these days”

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Andrew: “Hey Janeane”

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Andrew: “Homie wasn’t playing that”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how this is going to work”

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Andrew: “I just waited it out until nature took the tooth away”

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Andrew: “I mean, maybe you don’t like it the way I do”

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Andrew: “It’s my, well… whatever”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing “What?”

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Andrew: “No.”

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Andrew: “Oh, this gets complicated”

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Andrew: “Ooh! This is gross”

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Andrew: “Projects the wrong thing into the universe”

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Andrew referring back to a “rogue mole” that he had

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Andrew: Snorting Laugh

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Andrew: “Sounds like a little Walshian there”

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Andrew: “This is stuff that people projected into the universe”

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Andrew: “Tie it to one of the curling cubes”

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Andrew: “You can raise kids like me who are terrified of everything and terrified of life”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew talking about the idea of snipping off his mole, before it ran away from him

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Luke: All Luke wants for his birthday is for the listeners to tell Andrew to stop pretending to talk to Janeane Garofalo

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Luke: “Come to make the yuk-yuk”

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Luke: “Dan O’Brien, throw it!”

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Luke: “Do you know what’s pumping up my jam?”

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Luke: “Double meat double cheese, man”

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Luke: On Steve Nelson, “He’s crunching the funbers”

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Luke: “I just cracked the Subway code, brother”

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Luke: “I reckon I ain’t got no reason to kill nobody”

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Luke: “I’m not good at math, Andrew”

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Luke: Singing “I will flash a peace sign to your heart”

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Luke: Singing “Today is my birthday”

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Luke: Singing a bit of The Beatle’s “Birthday”

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Luke: “This is bananas”

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Luke: “That’s exactly what’s happening”

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Luke: “These kids aren’t wusses like you are”

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Luke: “Yeeeah, yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: Don’t want to be a turd in a punch bowl or a funcruncher

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing how he worked one of his baby teeth loose as a kid, with Andrew’s reaction

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Luke and Andrew: “Signed Luke”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “She’s flashing a peace sign”

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Highlights from TBTL #1856

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By the end of listening to TBTL episode #1856, I had marked and pulled over 50 clips from the show. Since it will take some time to process through all of those clips, I’ve decided to upload a small “best of” and highlights from the show.

Andrew: “Hey, Carvey McBadparent”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew gives Luke 4 seconds to clear his throat

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Joel from Chicago: Singing “My Beard is a Face Hider” on the TBTL voice mailbox

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Luke: “Speaking of projecting the wrong thing into the universe”, with Andrew laughing

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Luke: “We see that you enjoy Luke Burbank’s birthday, you may also enjoy Dori Monson’s”

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Luke’s parents, Walter and Susie Burbank leave a Happy Birthday message for Luke

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Luke and Andrew: Luke wants Andrew to imagine talking to his picture of Janeane Garofalo

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Clips From Episode #1855

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Andrew: “35 years from now, when we’re still going TBTL”

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Andrew: “But you’re a bad person”

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Andrew: Deflated “Oh”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m busting your chops so much today. Sorry.”

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Andrew: “I need you out”

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Andrew: “I need you to leave”

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Andrew: “I’m a shave-face right now”

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Andrew: “I’m not exactly comfortable sharing California with you”

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Andrew: Interesting Noise

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Andrew: “Jesus Criminy, there’s nothing that’s off-limits at this point”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Makes me seem like Gargamel”

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Andrew: “Maybe we should give it to that Burbank dude”

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot”

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Andrew: Quiet “Wow”

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Andrew: “That’s too Walsh for Walsh”

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Andrew: Uncanny Valley for Hamburglars

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Andrew: “Yeah, he loves eggs”

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Andrew: “Yeah, it sounds like you’ve been dicking around”

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Luke: “Could’ve really had used that advice on Monday, Andrew”

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Luke describing the new Hamburglar shushing look

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Luke: “Face talker person”

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Luke: “Gots to get me that McRib”

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Luke: Hamburglar’s shushing sound

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Luke: “How dare you, everybody out there, doubt me”

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Luke: “I pulled a Walsh this morning, Andrew”

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Luke: “I thought you sounded a little less furry”

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Luke: “I tracked some muddy shoes through the basement”

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Luke: “Is that weird?”

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Luke: “It’s usually because it’s either late at night and I’m drunk, or early in the morning and I’m drunk”

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Luke: “Let’s get on the fun train!”

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Luke: “No, I’m the person they point the camera at”

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Luke: “Oh, I would never do that at home, you freak”

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Luke: “Take it back to the baby face”

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Luke: “…the Donovan fan wants me to update my pop culture references”

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Luke: “We like to bring the laugh riot early and the laugh riot often”

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Luke: “You can’t unsee this Hamburglar”

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Luke: “You’re going to take an ear shower”

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Luke: “You’re without beard at this point”

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Luke and Andrew: “I tracked some muddy shoes through the basement” with Andrew’s reaction

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Luke and Andrew: Luke would prefer Andrew not talk about Luke’s number fours

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