Luke: “Again, I would just say to anyone, who’s listening to this show, who is… Mariah Carey, have a backup plan”
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Luke: “And, I just want to clarify one thing here at the top of the show”
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Luke: “And, you, on the other hand, Andrew, you make loving fun”
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Luke: “By the way, you’re all welcome that I’m not doing this in Yakov Smirnoff accent”
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Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: Chuckling #2
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Luke: “Damn, Andrew. Back at it again with the Austin Powers references.”
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Luke: “I don’t think my wife has gone number two… since the 1980s.”
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Luke: “I, I don’t want to go full No Point on it”
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Luke: “I, I flipped her. I broke her.”
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Luke: “If you want to clean up the backyard or the front yard”
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Luke: “It blew my mind”
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Luke: “It was time for it to go; but, now that it’s gone… I realize that there’s a lot of dog poop that was under that snow”
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Luke: “It was… peak Clapper”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Laughing #2
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Luke: Laughing #3
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Luke: “Radical, dude!”
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Luke: Singing “You got me feelin’ emotion”
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Luke: Singing “You got me feelin'”
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Luke: Singing a portion of “Roundball Rock”
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Luke: “Speaking of… you know, number two and things like that”
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Luke: “That is, that may not be the most bueno way to learn this”
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Luke: “There will be some scatology-free parts of the show, it’ll just be at the very end of the program”
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Luke: “This show can only handle one gross person”
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Luke: “Trigger alert”
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Luke: Whispering “It was amazing!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, this is their fight song (Sorry)”
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Luke and Andrew: Classic MAWAMAWA Situation
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Luke and Andrew: “‘Damn, donors!’ of the day (That’s pretty good, man!)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t you think a bidet is so more civilized than what we’re doing? No.”
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Luke and Andrew: “So, all I want to say to take it back to Toilet Town, for a minute… Take it back to Toilet Town”
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Luke and Andrew: “We’re thanking our Ghetto Boys ‘My Damn My Mind is Playing Tricks on Me’ Daniel (Hmm?) level donors of the day. Oh-ho-ho-ho, I forgot!”
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