Andrew: “Carol, hold my calls”
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Andrew: “Double indroppity”
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Andrew: “I just told you, I’m a Rascal Flatts guy! Get it through your head!”
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Andrew: “I open one zipper on mine. Nothing in there but squirrel nuts”
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Andrew: “I read a lot of crappy mysteries”
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Andrew: “I was, like… saying goodbye to the hoisin sauce. I’m not even kidding! I was just, like, ‘Ohh, I just bought the hoisin sauce; and, I’m not even gonna be here for a week'”
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Andrew: “I, kind of, squirmed my way around trying to explain what I do, without explaining what I do”
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Okay”
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Andrew: “Oh my God”
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Andrew: Saying “I’m… I’m an adult… I’m gonna buy a book!” in a funny manner
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Andrew: Saying “Stop stealing our music!” in a funny manner
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Andrew: “The date should’ve been, ‘Until October 19th, 2019, when we plan on firing your asses'”
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Andrew: “This is not a joke… I have issues”
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Andrew: “Vroom, vroom!”
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Andrew: “When I laugh, I leak”
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Andrew and Luke: “No more than one milkshake a person, though. How am I gonna bring the boys to the yard!?”
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Andrew and Luke: “We’re hitchhiking through… John Wayne Gacy’s… town… and, also… Michele Bachmann was born there. If you guys will recall… Who has been worse for America? Okay”
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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “I don’t have your life, Luke; but… I don’t want your life!”
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Kristina Lopez: Laughing
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Nora McInerny: “I came here because they told me to!!”
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Nora McInerny: “I want you to come here… and poison my whole fucking house, if that’s what it takes!!”
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Nora McInerny: “Look at these… two wacky guys”
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Steve Neuman: “Oh, God, no! No! No!”
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Steve Neuman: Singing “I don’t want your life!”
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Steve Neuman: “The arrow’s the dude; cuz, it’s a boner”
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Steve Neuman: “You have the right amount of Stu right now, I think”
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