Clips From TBTL #3126

Andrew: “#AbolishTheMonarchy”

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Andrew: “Andrew! Complaining about The Windsors is not a personality!”

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Andrew: “But, still emphasizing the ‘di'”

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Andrew: “But, what is your ruling on that? Actually, you’re the wrong person to ask”

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Andrew: “Er… It’s… E”

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Andrew: “Er… It’s… E… Edina… I–Whatever. I’m done. I’m done with the show… Do you need me anymore? I’m sorry. I just broke myself”

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Andrew: “I did not want you to talk anymore”

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Andrew: “I haven’t been able to watch ‘The Windsors’… So, it’s hard all around, Hannah. I just wanna remind everybody of that as well”

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Andrew: “I trust Rita”

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Andrew: “I would if I could!”

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Andrew: “I’m coming for ya!”

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Andrew: “Is something wrong? Should I… should I hit it with a stick?”

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Andrew: “My God! We are so lucky”

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Andrew: “Oh, a lot of tube-based parenting”

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Andrew: Saying “The garbage is in Luke’s house… and Andrew’s house!” as George Bailey

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Andrew: “She sent me her vCard”

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Andrew: Singing “TBTL”

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Andrew: “Sometimes… counterpoints can, you know… come out of the blue”

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Andrew: “They just know I’m an idiot”

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Andrew: “We just want you to act normal; but, clearly, you’re not!”

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Andrew: “You always do this!!”

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Andrew: “You have that lazy vowel sound”

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Andrew: “Your’s is just a big red L!”

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Luke: “Alright. Hello… My goodness… Good morning… And, welcome… to a Wednesday edition of TBTL”

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Luke: “And, as I went to sing… nothing came out except… french fries”

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Luke: “Factually dicey”

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Luke: “Ripshit”

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Luke: “Work the back”

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Clips From TBTL #3125

Andrew: “Alright, brother-man”

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Andrew: “But, I promise you, I’m not Madonna-ing it here”

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Andrew: “Do I say ‘nadir’ funny?”

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Andrew: “Do you believe I’m shy? Do you believe I can shy?”

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Andrew: “Everyone either became a hunk… a chunk… a drunk… a skunk… or a monk”

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Andrew: “Get off my property; because, you’re gonna break your skull”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. Am I sorry? Sort of. I think I’m gonna regret this”

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Andrew: “I hate… the sound of my mouse clicking”

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Andrew: “I’m definitely going the chunky, drunky route myself”

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Andrew: “It’s really sad to admit that”

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Andrew: Making mouth clicking sounds

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Andrew: Saying “And, good luck to all!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, yeah… Well… if I do that, Connie gets mad at me. And, I just don’t mean mad… I mean, Italian mad” as John Tesh

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Andrew: Saying “This little piggy went to the market” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “From a distance”

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Andrew: “TBTL baby”

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Andrew: “That’s not entirely untrue”

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Andrew: “That’s the Luke Burbank promise”

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Andrew: “This is not a body by rollerblade”

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Luke: “Easy, Marge”

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Luke: “Even as much as I am… always grinding for this show”

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Luke: “Gheather… Gheather [ph]

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Luke: Saying “My wife” as Borat

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Luke: Saying “You know it, brother!” as Hulk Hogan or Macho Man

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Luke: Singing “God bless America, land that I love”

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Luke: Singing “I believe you can shy”

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Luke: Singing “Let’s go… Let’s have some fried fish”

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Luke: “Thank you, brain. I appreciate that”

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Luke: “What kinda… what kinda fricked up name is ‘Gheather’? [ph]

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Luke: Whispering “Go Andrew”

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Luke: “You feel me!?”

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Luke: “You got your down days and you got your up days; and, I wanna just tell ya, I’m having an up day”

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Luke: “You’ve got to get that to-Gheather! [ph]

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Luke and Andrew: “How is your word soup garbage anxiety, by the way? (Oh my God!)”

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Clips From TBTL #3124

Andrew: “And, I’m more of a big dog”

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Andrew: “But, I just tell my boop-boop”

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Andrew: “But, the grocery store thing is obviously… hitting me… hitting me where it hurts”

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Andrew: “Can you do me a solid?”

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Andrew: “Can’t even get taargüs here anymore. Everybody’s hoarded all the taargüs”

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Andrew: “Face mask porn”

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Andrew: “He’s just done a million things in his career that I don’t like. And, I think he’s a buffoon; and, I don’t think he should have his job”

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Andrew: “I can’t say that word; and, I knew… that I wouldn’t be able to say it. Yet, I went for it anyway”

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Andrew: “I don’t give a shit about Don Lemon… I actually actively dislike him”

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Andrew: “I got eczema on the back of my head. I can’t get a can of beans. Like, I don’t need to see you showing off your… I don’t even know what the musical term for that would be. I think, chords”

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Andrew: “I love this damn dog so much”

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Andrew: “I need more input devices!”

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Andrew: “I will… admit that this is just snarky… high school, growing up in the 90s, Gen X Andrew talking here”

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Andrew: “I’m not saying this to bust balls”

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Andrew: “I’ve been, you know… dipping into a lot of escapism”

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Andrew: “Let me, quickly, come back to, speaking of, of me… come back to my Molly story”

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Andrew: “Like, I don’t need to see you showing off”

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Andrew: “Like, I don’t need to see you showing off your… I don’t even know what the musical term for that would be. I think, chords”

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Andrew: “Now, this is some real psycho-babble bullshit here”

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Andrew: “Now, this is some real psycho-babble bullshit here; but, let me just throw it out there… And, then, everybody can laugh at me”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!! I can’t, I don’t know if I can continue this”

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Andrew: Saying “I can write a song for that… I can write a verse for that song, Don” as Donovan imitating George Harrison

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Andrew: Saying “I can’t pet you, Molly!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “You are taking away my stories” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “She’s the only one who kinda made me… laugh; cuz, I love her so much”

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Andrew: “Silver Sarahman”

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Andrew: “Son of a bitch. It’s Don Lemon”

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Andrew: “Sorry. I just really hate that guy”

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Andrew: “Terrible, mash ’em up culture”

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Andrew: “The Wayne and Garthification of the nation”

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Andrew: “There’s something wrong with my teeth”

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Andrew: “They’re blocking out my stories, Luke”

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Andrew: “You are taking away my stories. I watched fifteen minutes of Don Lemon for this shit!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Shit. (Yeah) Fine. M*A*S*H. I’ll watch M*A*S*H. It was about food poisoning, that episode”

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Andrew and Luke: “They’re not grocery store (Okay) related; but, one of them, if it makes you interested in the story more… does involve Molly”

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Luke: “And, I don’t know if it’s a person name Molly; or, if it’s… the… drug, I don’t care. I’m in”

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Luke: “Button Broadcast Center”

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Luke: “Everyone’s allowed to be silly, even Madonna”

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Luke: “I just did that in my brain”

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Luke: “Jesus Christ, man!”

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Luke: “Papa Don’t Reach”

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Luke: Saying “Papa Don’t Reach” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Singing “Imagine there’s no Windsors”

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Luke: “So, I think you can pet that Molly!”

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Luke: “That did a number on my brain”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “Imagine there’s no Windsors” and Andrew saying “Oh, no!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Target. Target… (Target! Target!)”

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Clips From McMillan Men #18

Andrew: “I’ll, I’ll pull your teeth for you. Is now a good time?”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying  “Oh, shit! It’s so good”

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Andrew: “Man… got a little drunk afterwards”

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Andrew: “Mary had a little lamb… its fleece was white as snow”

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Andrew: “Oh, hell, no! Like, I cannot smart [sic]

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Andrew: “Schrödinger’s relationship”

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Luke: “I swear to God, I was so close to crying so many times”

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Luke: “I swear to God, I was so close to crying so many times during this episode”

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Luke: “Like, Leslie has gone from thinking that John is biggest fuck-up of all time”

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Luke: “Peace and love to our Mormon listeners”

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Luke: “So… motherfucking, let us go… Here’s who I am… I’m the big dog”

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Luke: “That’s one diddle that can’t be undoodled”

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Luke: “You’ll know it when ya see it… That’s all I’ll say”

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Luke and Andrew: “Goddamn, Debra Winger (Goddamn!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “John and Agathe… hook up… Ooh, team up… I mean, hook up… I mean, hot and heavy… This is not that kind of show”

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Clips From TBTL #3123

Andrew: “Because, I realize I was swallowing it in yesterday’s show”

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Andrew: “But, we are getting… so much good stuff. You might even say too much good stuff. You might even say… Toomgis”

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Andrew: “Donovan has a lotta corny shit”

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Andrew: “He’s got a lotta corny shit”

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Andrew: “I almost did an imitation of Donovan, doing an imitation… of George Harrison”

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Andrew: “I don’t, I don’t know what I did… wrong”

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Andrew: “I have no idea what you’re talking about right now”

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Andrew: “I have no idea… what we’re about to hear”

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Andrew: “I think I used to bop to that song”

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Andrew: “I thought that Luke was just making things up again… He blames you… Now, you’re blaming Uncle Chuck!”

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Andrew: “I thought the Stu-bot… was spoofin’ me”

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Andrew: “I… ended up killing the rosemary plant. I don’t, I don’t know what I did… wrong”

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Andrew: “I’m infecting you with my stupidity”

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Andrew: “I’m kinda scoobie doobie”

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Andrew: “It is P-Popping”

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Andrew: “Luke, I love this song!”

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Andrew: Making a ricochet sound

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Andrew: “My word cloud of germs”

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Andrew: “Oh, I think I can cry publicly at this point”

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Andrew: Saying “I could write a verse for that song, Don” as George Harrison

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Andrew: Saying “Look, we’re on this big blue marble, aren’t we?” as Donovan

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Andrew: Singing “206… 414-8285”

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Andrew: “Thank God it’s Friday!”

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Andrew: “The bline [ph] broke up so terribly, I have no idea what you’re talking about right now… I am only just hearing little clips of your voice, kind of, floating through space; but, they aren’t forming words”

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Andrew: “This sounds very distorted to me”

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Andrew: “We’re living in a world worse than Idiocracy!”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m gonna say one of the stupidest things that humans always say”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew doing imitations of George Harrison and Donovan

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, I’m gonna say one of the stupidest things that humans always say; which is, (Okay) it seems fast and slow at the same time”

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Luke: “I wanna find out if my mom was the one who told me this; or, if I just… hundred percent imagined this”

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Luke: “I’m not sick; but, I’m not well. Flagpole Sitta”

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Luke: “If you keep using TBTL as a mechanism to promote your nine to twelve other shows you do, I am going to report you… Soon as… As soon as this… shelter-in-place order is over, I am going to report you to our supervisors”

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Luke: “Kung Fu Flu”

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Luke: Saying “Should I do the rest of the show in this accent? I don’t even know what it is” in a Scouse-like accent

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Luke: “Scoobie doobie”

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Luke: “Scoobie doobie” #2

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Luke: “Scoobie doobie, man”

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Luke: Singing “Here comes the sun, scoobie doobie”

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Luke: “That’s what he was talking about!”

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Luke: “The only was past this is through it. Let’s do it”

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Luke: “We just gotta keep pulling at this thread”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hi, Mama… Hi, Suzie”

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Luke and Andrew: Imitating George Harrison and Donovan

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Luke and Andrew: “No mountain to tall… And, good luck to all, Don”

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Clips From TBTL #3122

Andrew: “Catch my condition”

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Andrew: “Constant COVID updates”

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Andrew: “I call it the, ‘Jelly Paul Problem'”

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Andrew: “I often am blowing my nose; just, because, that’s the way God made me”

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Andrew: “I’m trying to be a good boy”

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Andrew: “So, I know that’s a little self-serving and long-winded; but, it really brought me joy”

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Andrew: “So… illicit”

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Andrew: “Somehow… I just have lost the ability to watch TV in that way. I hope it comes back”

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Andrew: “TBTL stands for… Two Bros To Love”

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Andrew: “Waawf”

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Andrew and Luke: “Beaux be arts and Mars plays darts, and liddle lamzy divey (Liddle lamzy divey… Kiddley divey too, will you?)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is that what the shirt (Yeah) looks like!?”

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Luke: “Former host… Luke Burbank”

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Luke: “God bless whoever drew a penis on this!”

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Luke: “I fought the law… and, I… think I won?”

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Luke: “I.e.: someone drew a penis on it”

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Luke: “I’m a well-known local phallus”

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Luke: “I’ve got a little bit of good news… folks”

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Luke: Saying “I think the overall consumption of alcohol in this country… will be way up” and playing the fart sound away from the microphone

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Luke: “Two bros… loving it up!”

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Luke and Andrew: Describing the photos that were taken when Luke was parked in a loading zone and a sign had a phallus drawn on it

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