Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “An assknob”

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Andrew: “And… David, if you are there on work, make sure… that you do stick to your work and work hard; otherwise, they will Dhaka your pay”

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Andrew: “But, guess what? It’s LA; it works!”

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Andrew: “I mean, that’s a motivated blob!”

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Andrew: “I’m in a, I’m in a, I’m in trouble here; this isn’t… Blursday related”

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Andrew: “I’m, you know, courageous!”

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Andrew: “Intelligence for Your Health. I’m, I told you… I’m more of a Connie Sellecca kinda guy”

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Andrew: “Is that wisdom? I don’t know if that’s wisdom”

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Andrew: “Lewd, crude and brewed”

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Andrew: “Mister Blursday Hard-ass”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit! I don’t think I’m as smart as the brainless blob”

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Andrew: “Portland, Oregon, aka… Bluff City, aka, The City of Subdued Blursdays”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Now I’m being triggered again”

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Andrew: Saying “Andrea” in a drawn out, sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “Andrea” in a drawn out, sing-songy manner #2

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Andrew: Singing along to the funky bass notes of the Blursday song

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Andrew: “Thank you for not introducing me as your own brainless blob”

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Andrew: “They say that the super blob showed incredible wisdom. Is that wisdom? I don’t know if that’s wisdom”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh, I could see this rearing its ugly head again”

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Andrew: “We kind of Blursday’d you both”

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Andrew: “We want you to just be courageous; but, clearly, you’re not”

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Andrew: “Whatever James Cameron… Go back into the ocean”

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Andrew: “You’ve been sitting on Marmaduke drops? What the heck!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Throw-Bacharach (Yeah!) Thursday”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re a jerk… (Yeah) my friend! And, you’re overrated”

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Luke: “Here at the corner of Ninth and Couch Street”

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Luke: “How can it be more bananas than normal?”

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Luke: “I am not… crapping you… when I tell you that”

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Luke: “I do love me some Bacharach”

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Luke: “I hope people don’t have a throw-Bacharach your phone moment with this episode of the program”

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Luke: “I would ooga-chaka… ooga-chaka… love to”

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Luke: “Is it called the rink?”

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Luke: “James Cameron is actually the most unpleasant protein; that’s the irony”

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Luke: “No… shit… Sherlock!”

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Luke: “Okay. Come on, bro”

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Luke: Saying “Andrea” in a drawn out, sing-songy manner

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Luke: “They call it ‘Couch'”

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Luke: “This is where I leave you… fashion”

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Luke: “Throw-Bacharach Thursday”

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Luke: “Well, you know what? I take it back, Burt Bacharach. I take it Bacharach”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, that is just, that is award-winning… assknobbery. Right!!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m waiting for… our audio engineer to isolate that; (Okay. Alright) and, then, I will play that to introduce myself… (Print that) in future programs. Okay”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke asks for the Top Story drop and Andrew plays a bike horn drop, which triggers Luke

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Gus: Singing a song about Oops the Dirty Monster

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Listener: “Hey, Time Bandits… you’re listening to TBTL… from the past…  Shit just got real!”

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Luke: “Brown sugar-covered log”

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Luke: “Doesn’t sound like the Sally I’ve come to know”

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Luke: “Head to Bartell’s for some Squirt”

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Luke: “Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here”

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Luke: “Recocogy [ph]“

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Luke: “Recoculous… Ecology”

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Luke: “Sally sounds like she takes this stuff… seriously down by the sea shore!”

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Luke: Singing “Recology”

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Luke: “Someone’s gonna be in some real trubs!”

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Luke: “Squirt craving”

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Luke: “Two different flavors of Squirt”

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Luke: “When we podcast, people listen”

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Luke: “You have dragged me, and the listeners, into this world”

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Luke and Andrew: “Gus, I need you to write a song about a man crapping in an alley, though… now. No. Gus, (It would really bring it all together) Gus, Gus! Don’t–don’t… Jesus… Don’t do that to Gus”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t wanna know what’s happening when the spaghetti and the Squirt collide in your stomach. (Oh, man!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ohhh, you’re pregnant. We haven’t had sex. Cool, cool, cool (Cool, cool, cool)”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Please remove your hat, Andrew. Oh, I’m sorry” while Taps is being played

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Luke and Andrew: “You’d Squirt Ruby Red… (Mmm-hmm) in a minute”

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Andrew: “Aah, shoot!”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit!!”

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Andrew: “Golden Dumpster Award”

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Andrew: “I just had a… very strong… Squirt craving”

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Andrew: “I just wanna go across the street and get some of those Squirt bottles”

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Andrew: “I was all pouty”

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Andrew: “I’m a Broadcast man”

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Andrew: “I’m drinking Squirt here”

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Andrew: “I’m not, like… going to the store and getting Squirt a lot”

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Andrew: “Is my… thing up?”

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Andrew: “Little guys are harder and harder to find; and, it’s driving me crazy!”

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Andrew: “Make sure you get that Roosevelt one”

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Andrew: “N-word, please”

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Andrew: “Nay, nay, nay”

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Andrew: “Oh, gosh”

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot!”

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Andrew: “Part of it squirted out”

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Andrew: “Ruby Red Squirt”

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Andrew: “Sally pissed. Shelly pissed. Andy pissed”

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Andrew: “Seeing a glob of this sauce on my gross-ass bare foot”

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Andrew: Singing “Dream”

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Andrew: “Six o’clock is the cutoff, my ass”

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Andrew: “Squirt McGirt”

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Andrew: “Squirt parking lot”

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Andrew: “The Squirt that I’m drinking right here is red color”

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Andrew: “This is delicious”

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Andrew: “This is how… psycho I am”

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Andrew: “What!!?”

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Andrew: “What if I Kermit the Frog it?”

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Andrew: “You know, I was thinking about the Stu-bot yesterday”

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Andrew: “You’re surrounded by broken clocks”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can I get you a Squirt? Oh, do you have any left? I do have a whole bottle of the yellow stuff!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you know that’s my mating call? It’s really disturbing. Every time you play that… Yeah… Andrews all over (Uh-huh. Sure) the place, their ears perk up… Right”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think ‘squirt’ is the word that you’re looking for there, (I believe, ‘Squirt McGirt’) by the way”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sally pissed. Shelly pissed. Andy pissed… I just had to leave that in the clear”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sorry, that is me trying to talk through a burp; because, the Squirt (Sure) is working on me (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Squirt it out. Squirt it out… It’s all you do. Just squirt it out. Just squirt it out”

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s a bunch of good ones, (‘kay) couple of great ones, and one… amazing one. Wow!”

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Andrew: “Are you… are you a friend of the Three Rivers? I am”

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Andrew: “Goddamnit!”

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Andrew: “I asked a favor of you today… and, you allowed it… And, everybody’s gonna regret it”

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Andrew: “I was taking a shower in my hot-air balloon”

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Andrew: “I wasn’t going to do this. This is kind of a coincidence; but, you know what… This might be a mistake; because, you might want to do this”

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Andrew: “I woke up in a mood today, man”

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Andrew: “I would say there’s a dankness there”

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Andrew: “I’m in a goofy mood”

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Andrew: “It just warmed the cockles”

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Andrew: “Only in Bridgetown”

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Andrew: Singing “Hurray for Hollywood”

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Andrew: Singing “Thank you baby”

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Andrew: Singing the intro to “Scatman’s World”

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Andrew: “This sounds like a real Andrew Walsh mistake, by the way”

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Andrew: “Yes, you’re definitely in the dank end of the pool now”

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Andrew and Luke: “I just think about the, the… the grunts on the front line. Sorry, grunts (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Klugey, clunky… (Dank) danky and janky”

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Luke: “Am I becoming… a gamer?”

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Luke: “Don’t stay in my e-mails if you’re dark sided”

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Luke: “I wanna pre-pologize”

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Luke: “I’m in 5chan right now”

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Luke: “It is getting meme-tastic”

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Luke: “Ooh, sweet burn. Cap. Roast. We got this”

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Luke: “Some might call that… an oxmoron; but, I ain’t no oxmoron”

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Luke: “This is so clever!”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, if you could send me your isolated file later, I can forward that on to our… our audio records keeper; and, I think, I’m sure we can make something fun out of that. I’m going to prioritize that”

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Luke and Andrew: “The next version is called, ‘Fortnite: Chapter Two… A New Hope’… Not really that last part… I almost bought that for a second; I was, like, ‘Really?!'”

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Luke and Andrew: “Where is my Mine… (Craft) craft”

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