Andrew: “Hashish!?”
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Andrew: “I have literally no idea. I thought you were gonna tell me”
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Andrew: “I know how words work. I’m getting there”
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Andrew: “I love that; but, I also feel threatened now, somehow”
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Andrew: “I stood up for a second; when you stand up, you can really tell this boat is moving, huh?”
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Andrew: “I was drinking LaCroix when I first listened to this voicemail today and it almost come out my nose, twice. I’m not kidding you. I was… dying”
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Andrew: “I was excited to find out”
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Andrew: “It was just a… a, a reservoir for drunk people”
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Andrew: “Oh, Andrew”
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Andrew: “Oh, Shawn”
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Andrew: “So, I thought it would be fun to go through and see if there was any gold in them thar hills”
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Andrew: “Speech! Speech! Speech!”
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Andrew: “This one goes back to 2012, it looks like. Ah, this is the Spring of 2012… a more innocent time”
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Andrew: “Well… I’ll probably never see any of you people again”
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Andrew: “What happened!?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Am I talking like Mort? Yes. What happened!?”
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Andrew and Luke: “I know… On the other hand… you… you put all this together today. Well, we put it together… together… No, you put it together and I watched you freak out (Well, you… No, no, no. You were a big help, buddy)”
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Andrew and Luke: “This has got to be… the weirdest Waffle House I’ve ever been in, (Yeah) in my whole life”
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Luke: “A non-phone call that will live in infamy”
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Luke: “Don’t come a-knockin’!”
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Luke: “Happy Rennsday indeed!!”
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Luke: “I see people are leaving; and, I have to tell them, we’re at sea… You can’t go anywhere… You may not be enjoying this; but, this is just–It is what it is for the next three hours”
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Luke: “I’m talking to my boys!!!”
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Luke: “One step below… my abortion”
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Luke: Saying “And, it’s happening people!” in a sing-songy manner
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Luke: Saying “Andy B!!” as Agent Mort
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Luke: “That puts the ‘sish’ in ‘hashish’!”
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Luke: “This will start out easy and get easier… that’s how, that’s how it works, okay?”
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Luke: “What… the heck!!?”
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Luke: “Wow. Okay, that’s fine. You know what? Everyone just take a shots at ol’ Burbs tonight… It can be that kind of show”
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Luke and Andrew: “Should we encourage people to call the voicemail line; or, is it just creating more work? No, I love the voicemail line. These are from before my ti–Am I talking like Mort? Yes. What happened!? Andy B!!”
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Luke and Sean: “How are those wristbands treating you, Sean? I don’t feel nauseous; but, I just shit my pants!”
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Luke and Sean: “Sean, how’s the score? Thanks for asking, Luke”
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Luke, Jay Kelley and Sean: “I’ll give you a hint, he’s also on Schitt’s Creek… Oh… wait… it’s not… (Which, you’re currently up) Alright, that’s good. I gotta give it to him… The wristbands are working”
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Nick Kennedy: “Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg”
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Nick Kennedy: “Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch”
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Sean: “Boutique? Booty?”
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Sean: “I used to go there; I mean, I’ve been there a couple of times”
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Sean: “I’m naturally curious about you”
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Sean: “It’s like Jerry Springer up in here”
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Sean: “Look into it with your navel… Gaze into that navel… and medium talk yourself right to sleep”
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Sean: Singing “When I walk outside in a”
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Sean and Luke: Small, medium, large and extra large talk
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Sean, Andrew and Luke: “This is like a very poorly written of, like, Miami Vice. Yes. (Yeah) Right? Or, just all of the scatted pieces, the cutting room floor, that they just piece together with tape… And, it worked out… I’m not following you, right now, Sean; but, I know that… I don’t know what the effects of your motion sickness bracelet are? (Maybe I have sea brain)”
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Sean, Luke and Andrew: “Would you say that… this clip has been Cher’d multiple times? Yeah, no. I would not… Whoa, nope. And, that is why you have a Sean DeTore on your show”
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