Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “Bumper car-ing it out up there”

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Andrew: “Can you hand me your cup?”

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Andrew: “Do I have them old airplane snoring blues again, Mama?”

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Andrew: “Does she have ear blindness?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Hurry!”

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Andrew: “Eep”

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Andrew: “Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me!”

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Andrew: “Free WiFi is a human bonvoy… that’s the name of the thing”

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Andrew: “Going down this, this… particular goose hole”

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Andrew: “I did yell, ‘I’m a proud boy'”

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Andrew: “I will squeeze into spots that it would look like you could only get in there if you had a hovercraft”

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Andrew: “My brain feels broken”

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Andrew: “My God. I’m not an animal”

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Andrew: “Oh, no, you bad goose”

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Andrew: “Oh, no… is that… is that that snoring feeling? Do I have them old airplane snoring blues again, Mama?”

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Andrew: “Scatman’s waffle”

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Andrew: “Stop the show”

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Andrew: “Thank God It’s Dancing!”

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Andrew: “That’s very un-Burbankian”

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Andrew: “The password was ‘Ukraine69’ for some reason”

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Andrew: “Yeah; but, what are you gonna do about it, idiot”

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Andrew: “You got my attention”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hi. I’m on a podcast. Right. Ask me about my podcast”

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Andrew and Luke: “They could… they should… Yes… And, maybe they would. Yes”

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Luke: “Blocking out the snorers?”

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Luke: “Blocking out the snorers? Blocking out the snorers?”

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Luke: “Could ya please?”

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Luke: “Eep”

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Luke: Growling “Hurry!”

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Luke: “Handsome hubby!”

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Luke: “I want you to know that that… desk bell ding… it… made its way to Orlando, Florida at great personal embarrassment”

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Luke: “I’ll hoist you on my back like a papoose and carry you through this program tonight”

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Luke: Making sleep apneaic snoring sounds

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Luke: Making sleep apneaic snoring sounds #2

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Luke: Making sounds of utter disgust

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Luke: “Oh, please let this be the day we’re gonna play Thumbs Up, Seven Up”

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Luke: “Park and let bump?”

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Luke: Singing “Park and let bump!”

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Luke: “There will be one set of footprints through the Waffle House”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I say a good bonvoy to you, sir. Bonvoy, my friend”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, thank you for putting your evil inside all of us (Yes)”

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Luke and Andrew: First-class has all the baby turns you can eat

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Luke and Andrew: “It was… exploside [sic], it was distracting, it was… confusing. It was medically problematic. It was a lot of things (Wow)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Love tap, baby! (Baby!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Love tap, baby! (Baby!)” #2

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “This… fish is on fire! (Fire!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “They blocked out the haters. (They certainly did) The Rex Ryan (They blocked out the Ryans) Yeah!”

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Andrew: “And, you try to mingle… cuz, you’re single”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit!”

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Andrew: “Break Off the Knob… Brought to you by the Break Off the Knob and Lock It In Foundation”

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Andrew: “But, by saying that… by saying those words, I am jinxing the hell out of it!”

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Andrew: “But, I’m not finding any goddamn follow-ups! Journalists: do your job! Get a follow-up interview! Start with… ‘What the hell, Terrance!? What’s going on? Explain this again'”

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Andrew: “But, something’s broken in his brain, right?”

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Andrew: “Can Do Andrew”

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Andrew: “I am feeling weird, man”

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Andrew: “I couldn’t think of the word, ‘bowl'”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I wore steel-toed boots; I was an idiot”

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Andrew: “I really don’t know… what… state… borders my state!”

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Andrew: Imitating the “Uh-oh!” drop

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Andrew: Making whooshing sounds

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Andrew: “My little, bubbly heart was racing so fast and there was so much adrenaline going through me”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah… Illinois. Indiana… Illinois. Indiana. My mother. My sister. My mother. My sister. Illinois! Indiana!”

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Andrew: “This isn’t an interesting story; but, I couldn’t think of the word, ‘bowl'”

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Andrew: “What… the… hell?”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Goddamnit! You wanna get me into award ceremonies? More of this! (Yeah, more of…)”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “Hey, what was it like working with Will Smith in ‘Kung Fu Panda 2’?”

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Luke: “I pretended to be… angry”

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Luke: “I would say, I think it’s… probably door number two?”

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Luke: “I’m just here in a little studio”

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Luke: “I’m Terry Gross… it’s time to get the lead out”

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Luke: “Is my mind exploding?”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Lord willing… and the Iranian airspace don’t… stop us”

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Luke: Making a series of funny, food too hot sounds

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Luke: “No one new has joined the call!!”

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Luke: “Our, our goofiest, slappiest shows are ones that people tend to remember and enjoy”

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Luke: “Please like me”

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Luke: Saying “Does this sound like a musical Stu-bot?” in a sing-songy, robotic manner

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Luke: Singing “Lowered expectations”

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Luke: Singing “Operator… could you help me evangelize this brand”

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Luke: Singing “Sade!”

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Luke: Singing “Who put the ‘R’ in the ‘Shar-day’ [ph]“

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Luke: “Such a dick move!”

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Luke: “There was a moment of true bizarreness”

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Luke: “You gotta be flipping kidding me, bro!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you wanna do a loose fifteen or tight ten? Let’s do a loose fifteen”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m quilting all my food now… it’s a new thing… (Uh-huh) trying”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ooh (Anyway)… the talk is getting hot… right here on a Fri-yay!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You have the boldness of a much younger Andrew. Yeah!”

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Andrew: “And, I wish… everyone… after they graduate… much… love and hap…piness”

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Andrew: “Because, we did hinge a lot of plans on this shit”

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Andrew: “Chris Hayes 537”

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Andrew: “Did you find out who’s a good dog? Who’s a good dog? Who’s a good dog!?”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke!”

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Andrew: “He decided he was going to win the penis game”

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Andrew: “Here, let me clear the air on something here”

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Andrew: “I have a web-sty on my left eye”

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Andrew: “I think dogs should be cuddled… and not shown”

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Andrew: “I’m an insecure, small… petty… little, snot of a man”

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Andrew: “I’m an insecure, small… petty… little, snot of a man… is what I think everybody is saying right now… But, this small, petty, insecure, snot of a man. I know that you’re not saying anything so that can be pulled; but, whatever… so that, those words can be used against me in the future”

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Andrew: “Penis”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s my Blursday!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Singing a series of notes and “And a womb with a view”

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Andrew: “This small, petty, insecure, snot of a man”

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Andrew: “While we’re talking about… phalluses here… they used to play something called ‘the penis game'”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you call somebody, like, fifty-six, (No) like an elderly person? I don’t. Not to their face (I don’t…)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have built walls around me; because, I’ve been duped so many times (Yeah) on this show. Which, is why I don’t believe anything”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know what? Lemme, lemme do some… some poking around. (Sleuthing?) Yeah, let me do some sleuthing. I wish I said ‘sleuthing’ and not ‘poking around’ during a penis story”

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Luke: “Boom-boom”

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Luke: “Chris Hayes’s office”

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Luke: “Fall is… fall is falling, all around”

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Luke: “Hawthorne 537”

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Luke: “It’s like: two not great tastes that taste not great together”

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Luke: “NBD”

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Luke: Singing “And, we don’t care about the yarn folk… Talking about their crochet… And, we don’t care about the…”

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Luke: Singing “Hey, sole Ten”

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Luke: “Their wish is my command”

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Luke: “Wait… What!? Hunh”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, I love Ginger Snap! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What I realize in watching this is that I think I really like marching band music… This is what convinced you [that] you like marching band music?”

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Andrew: “A lot of garbage talk. Whatever”

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Andrew: “Because, I’m a scientist”

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Andrew: “I did an art! I did an art”

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Andrew: “I will say, I wasn’t ready for how shitty I sounded in that drop… like… I know I said the words. I was ready for those words to come back at me”

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Andrew: “It was out on time!”

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Andrew: “It’s a real polite bag!!”

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Andrew: “Now I gotta stop eating rat!? Damnit!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. What’s with the garbage talk!!?”

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Andrew: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Andrew: “So, what’s the reason for the rapid rise in rabbits…? Ooh. That’s a lot of Rs, Rude”

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Andrew: “Speaking of dogs cocking their heads”

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Andrew: “This is scary! This is too scary to be a pop song”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m nasally, I’m phasily… [ph] I don’t even hear that… Oh, shit! Why do you say nasally and phasily [ph] while I was talking? (Because, I’m learning) We need that in the clear. Because, I’m learning”

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Luke: “Hey, what’s up with your garbage?”

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Luke: “I’ll see your… dog story and raise you a… ‘I don’t like disabled people'”

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Luke: Saying “Did I do an art?” as Steve Urkel

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Luke: Singing “Take on me”

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Luke: Singing “Take On Me” over a-ha’s “The Sun Always Shines on TV”

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Luke: Singing a portion of “A Long December” and playing the Walshelm Scream, Andrew’s “I am grimy. I am slimy” and “Scatman’s World” drops

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Luke: Singing the opening notes of “Also Sprach Zarathustra”

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Luke: Singing the opening notes of “Also Sprach Zarathustra” and “Take on me”

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Luke: “Take it off of all caps, bro!”

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Luke: “That is a… that’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of two mockeries of a sham… Give me a brark, dudes!”

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Luke: “The grass is a major… pain to deal with here at Burbank Springs at this time of year; because… unlike my hair, it is thick… it is unruly”

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Luke: “You will stop namin’… sunglasses?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I did an artsy photo, Andrew… I did an art! I did an art… Did I… Did I do an art?”

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Andrew: “I am grimy. I am slimy. I need a shower; and, I’m in the middle of a garbage situation”

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Andrew: “I would not describe it as slimy, grimy or needing a shower”

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Andrew: “Is this Roman candle… smothered or covered?”

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Andrew: “Oh, no-no-no. I’m dreading traveling with you!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no-no-no. I’m dreading traveling with you! No, no, I’m just kidding”

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Andrew: Saying “I will let you know” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Turned out, it was my problem”

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Andrew: “Yard waste is on… point these days. Congratulations to the yard waste pick-up team”

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Andrew: “Yet, I can’t remember shit that I learn”

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Andrew: “You know, I didn’t see that. I might have muted you”

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Andrew: “You mean dreams are better than garbage talk?”

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Andrew: “Your wife’s new name is: Yard Waste, Yard Waste”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew violated the first rule of Ethics Club by talking about Ethics Club

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Luke: “Ah, remember that time, we burned down that Waffle House?”

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Luke: “Gul-darnit!”

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Luke: “I can really understand how Lenny Kravitz feels”

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Luke: “I’m grimy… I’m slimy… I need a shower… And, I’ve got a garbage situation”

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Luke: “My dearest Elizabeth. I hope the morning finds you well”

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Luke: “OM…G. WTF, why the face”

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Luke: “Play that ol’ bluegrass music!”

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Luke: Singing “Come-a listen to a story ’bout a man named Jeb… Jed. A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed”

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Luke: “So, I just… just… hoisted myself by my own… clip”

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Luke: “Yeah. It’s garbage night, guys”

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Luke and Andrew: “Professor Periwinkle, we have some bad news. You have terminal grumpiness…. (Yeah, that’s right…) You would say that to me!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what? People are gonna be begging for garbage talk (Mmm-hmm) when I get done with this”

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