Clips From No Point Conversion 2019-09-17

Andrew: “And, last week was a fucking disaster”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if you know this; but, Odell is other people”

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Andrew: “I… swear to God… I am not exaggerating”

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Andrew: “Nobody uses their real goddamn names in this league; so, I never know who I’m playing”

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Andrew: Saying “But, Russell’s got the ball. Anything can happen” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “There’s something jittery about his offense right now”

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Andrew and Luke: “Even less fragrant ones… Fragrant? Flagrant ones (Yeah!)”

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Luke: “That was just smashmouth football”

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Luke: “Whoa!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hold on. Stop the show! (Really? Are we stopping the show?)”

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Clips From TBTL #2990

Andrew: “But, I hate waiting”

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Andrew: “But, of course I do”

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Andrew: “He was moustaching it before… any of these Johnny-come-latelies”

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Andrew: “I got something to say!”

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Andrew: “I just take it over”

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Andrew: “I was racking my brain”

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Andrew: “Like, if I have… dinner plans on a Wednesday at 8 PM, that’s like a death sentence for me; like… Oh my God! Are you serious? Like… What am I gonna do? Go to the… gym? I’m, like, come on!”

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Andrew: “No! Why you bugging HR with this?”

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Andrew: “Oh, I thought it was hilarious, dawg. Who is Rick Moranis?”

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Andrew: “Okay, that sounds good. Yeah, let’s just keep our options open; and, maybe, call an audible”

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Andrew: “Without sounding braggy”

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Andrew: “You know, it’s like, it’s not too in your face, it’s not too… out of your face… It’s just right there… it’s just right there, perfectly positioned to your face”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Good morning. Do the Beast do podcasts?” and Luke snorting

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Luke: “Bruh… this is the hill you wanna die on?”

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Luke and Andrew: “One’s beard can be a face-hider. Indeed”

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Clips From TBTL #2989

Andrew: “All edge… no point”

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Andrew: “Boots and cats. Boots and cats and boots and cats”

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Andrew: “I don’t even read the shit”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how this shit works”

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Andrew: “I think I’ll be calling in with my ‘Ahoy-hoy’ phone”

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Andrew: “I think that I am your emotional support clown”

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Andrew: “I’m also Andrew number eight”

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Andrew: “Is that what white privilege is? I think that might be part of it”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ! Is there anything that can be… spared the loyalty point system?”

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Andrew: “Mmm, yeah. That’s the real stuff. Yeah”

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Andrew: “Oh my… Christ!”

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Andrew: Saying “In the meantime” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “So, I’m just releasing desire on spoilers”

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Andrew: “They have a picture of me licking a landjäger”

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Andrew: “To be born, to be chicken. Too clever, to be too chicken”

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Andrew: “To be born, to be posh. To be born, to be posh. To be born, to be posh… To be brrn, to be pssh”

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Andrew: “To be brrn, to be pssh”

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Andrew: Whispering “Boots and cats and boots and cats”

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Andrew: Whispering “Boots and cats, boots and cats” but without the vowels

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Andrew: Whispering “Boots and pants, boots and pants”

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Andrew: “Whoa!!”

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Andrew: “Wow, um, well, uh, wow”

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Andrew: “You know, I have no tattoos. I have no plan to get tattoos. I don’t want needles in my body”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew describing what he does to test a landjäger that he’s never had before

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew thought Myrtle Beach was in North Carolina and called North Carolinians, “North Carolinans”

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Luke: “And, it freaked my chili”

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Luke: “And, then… take out the ‘oot’s and ‘at’s”

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Luke: Beatboxing

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Luke: Beatboxing #2

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Luke: Beatboxing #3

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Luke: Beatboxing #4

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Luke: “Because… who… the… bleep knows what will have actually happened… this weekend”

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Luke: “Boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats”

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Luke: “Cam Newton’s broken”

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Luke: “Cam Newton’s got probs”

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Luke: “Cuz, think about it man… Like… only taking ‘No’ for an answer, man; like… wow. Like, think about it”

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Luke: “I don’t really care that much”

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Luke: “I mean, the moral of this story is: I suck”

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Luke: “I said bonvoy to my privacy”

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Luke: “In West Sacramento, born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days”

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Luke: “My laziness is stronger than my sense of, my need for privacy”

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Luke: Quietly saying “Boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats. Boo… tsch”

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Luke: “This poor summa bitch”

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Luke: Whispering “Boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats”

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Luke: “Zealandia!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s no comment on Narnia or the work of… Tolkien… That’s Tolkeen [ph] or Tolken [ph]? It’s… C.S. Lewis”

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Andrew: “Crack, pop… you know, just bop-bop-bop-bop-bop”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I don’t know. I’m learning this all with you!”

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Andrew: “Farewell, nuts”

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Andrew: “I have… pistachio thumb this morning”

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Andrew: “I know I have a very thin skin”

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Andrew: “I was really something!”

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Andrew: “I’m not curious about lyrics the way you are; so, my brain just was like… it just garbled it, like, ‘Blah, blah, blah, be my little baby'”

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Andrew: “It’s a beautiful shirt!”

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Andrew: “Of all the gross things about me, that is not one of ’em”

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Andrew: Singing “If you could read my mind, love”

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Andrew: “There is something seriously wrong with me!”

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Andrew and Luke: “They see some (Right!) shit, man! (No… Yeah, exactly)”

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Luke: “Amuse-pooch?”

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Luke: “Aw, shit!!”

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Luke: “Fudge Truffle Kadunkadunk”

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Luke: “I trim mine, grossly enough, with my teeth, usually while watching sports”

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Luke: “I’m not a superhero; but, I once made a lame joke to George W. Bush. So, close enough”

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Luke: “Just the sweet… sweet nut meats”

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Luke: “My favorite part was when they gave us the Eddie Money”

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Luke: “Nah… bro”

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Luke: “Oh my God! We can fucking die from this”

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Luke: Saying “Crash into me” as Onyx the Fortuitous

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Luke: Saying “I’m the dirty rascal and you’re the king of the castle” as Onyx the Fortuitous

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Luke and Andrew: “Wow! All I can say is, ‘Wow!’ (Wow!)”

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Clips From McMillan Men #6

Andrew: “A to B. A… to B”

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Andrew: “Boy, talk about stoner talk”

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Andrew: “Flashes of John”

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Andrew: “Now, it doesn’t seem like his son is an, is, is a fuck up… Excuse my French”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Sorry, I took a huge bong hit before we started talking”

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Andrew and Luke: “Now, it doesn’t seem like his son is an, is, is a fuck up… Excuse my French… Quite the opposite… Le fuck up. There you go”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well then, you better fucking know something. Now, I’m just, now, I’m just… (Yes) Boy, dam’s broken. I’m swearing like a sailor now. I’m swearing like a tugboat captain now”

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Luke: “He’s just a little turd out there”

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Luke: “I have a fraternity podcast I’m launching called, ‘The Structural Dynamics of Bro'”

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Luke: “I’ll fucking kill you”

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Luke: “The structural dynamics of no”

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Clips From TBTL #2987

Andrew: “Andy’s World”

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Andrew: “No, that’s not right! There would never be one in my mouth”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m a big fan of yours!”

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Andrew: “We’re gonna need a new Andrew!”

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Andrew: “What the hell is wrong with you?”

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Andrew: “You don’t like the shape of your ba-ady”

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Luke: “Alexander Nevermind”

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Luke: “Jabba’s House!”

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Luke: “So, I’m dog-less… Dog-less… in Bellingham”

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Luke: “They are nasty out there”

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