Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “Amen!”

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Andrew: “Dude, Coldplay sucks!”

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Andrew: “Dude, did you just give me the middle toe!?”

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Andrew: “I hate Coldplay! They suck!”

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Andrew: “I need to walk, walk, walk! Keep walking! Keep walking!”

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Andrew: “I will not touch mushrooms again in my life”

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Andrew: “I’m not some, like, right-wing radio, hot-takey, y’all are a bunch of snowflakes kinda guy… cuz, you’re not”

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Andrew: “My God! What is that from? When did I say that? Is that new?”

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Andrew: “Nice! I love that story!”

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Andrew: “That’s me, man; whatever it is!”

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Andrew: “Thick and sin”

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Andrew: “Uh, I could add examples; but, I don’t think I really want to, frankly”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew trying to see if he can continue to be on TBTL and not have his microphone on or if he has to start thinking about what he says

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m looking for some mushroom pizza; you know what I’m talking about (Yeah. Right, exactly… Yeah)”

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Listener: Singing “Barpin’ on Heaven’s Door”

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Luke: “Good job, idiots!”

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Luke: “Have you seen my physical body lately? I do… all the carbs”

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Luke: “I know how to do this!!”

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Luke: “Like, you barp, like, nobody’s watching… for days on end”

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Luke: “Matisyahu Mouse”

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Luke: “Nobody out-Jacks the Box”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, opposable thumbs… you know, it’s kinda what we’re known for… It’s kind of our… thing”

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Luke and Andrew: “You will be completely nude… Oh! Well, that makes me right out of the game”

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Andrew: “Explicit… Ooh!”

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Andrew: “He was just neck beard guy again”

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Andrew: “Hello… I’m here, or something. I’m, I’m ruining that; and, Stu-bot’s head is exploding right now as he listens”

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Andrew: “I am off today. I’m not being a good… co-barp at all”

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Andrew: “I feel bad for barping on your story”

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Andrew: “I might be making it more explicit… Ooh!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “It will… It will make the brown sound”

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Andrew: “Let’s do the Barpman!”

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Andrew: “Ooh! I… I did it! I offended left-handers!”

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Andrew: “Part of the Twitterati, blah, blah, blah”

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Andrew: “This is where things get real Luke Burbank-y”

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Andrew: “This is why you scan things before you play them on the show!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, there it is. Hey-hey!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Never. Nerver… Norver… Borver (Okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know what? You, you… you play in the mud, you get dirty. Let’s not go there (Yeah)”

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Luke: “Bigote Burbo”

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Luke: “Congratulations, dummies”

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Luke: “Could you be my fact-checking cuz on that?”

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Luke: “Cowabunga, dude”

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Luke: “Eat my blorps!”

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Luke: “God, that number… just grows ever closer to three thousand, doesn’t it? I guess that’s how counting works”

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Luke: “I consider him to, sort of, be… the Barp Simpson… of podcasting”

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Luke: “I’m not a scientist… I’m just a humble podcaster”

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Luke: “La Leyenda de Bigote Burbo”

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Luke: “La Leyenda de Bigote Burbo… The Legend… the Legend of Moustache Burbs”

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Luke: “Le Batard is the dessert… but, you need to finish your TBTL first. Okay?”

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Luke: “Look at this badass”

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Luke: Making a sliding down sound

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Luke: “No more Mister Nicing”

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Luke: “Papa needs… Papa needs a new pair of shoes. Get me that ladder”

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Luke: Singing “Can you hear me, can you hear me running”

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Luke: Singing “Pop-O-Matic! It’s a game called Trouble. Every time you pop the bubble, you get in and out of Trouble. Pop-O-Matic!”

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Luke: “There’s a hall of fame party in my heart!”

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Luke: “Who scats the Scatman?”

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Luke: “Woke washing?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Barp. Barp”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, well, thanks. So, I’m the asshole. Cool. I’m just saying”

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Luke and Andrew: “Power barp. Power barp”

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Luke and Andrew: “You, you miss all of the shots you don’t take, Andrew… But, I also miss all of the shots I do take; so, why try?”

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Andrew: “Alexa… delete that from the podcast”

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Andrew: “Bryant Park-y time”

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Andrew: “Coco-ri-co!”

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Andrew: “Coco-ri-co?”

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Andrew: “Easy… Don’t, don’t… don’t let me get my barp up on you”

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Andrew: “I am free of sin!”

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Andrew: “I was burping and farting”

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Andrew: “I was spitting on all of the food, at the beginning”

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Andrew: “I’m not a racist!!”

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Andrew: “I’m… not trying to be a weirdo”

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Andrew: “Is this an open barp country?”

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Andrew: “It looks like I have breasts and I’m wearing a bikini”

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Andrew: “It was… unreal!”

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Andrew: “It’s got a little… barp on the bottom of it”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. What happened to your stereo? I don’t know, man. Somebody smashed the window and barped it. I don’t know”

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Andrew: “Openly barping”

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Andrew: Singing “Because, I’m cool”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I don’t know why I’m so goofy on a Monday”

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Andrew: “This hot dog shall not pass”

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Andrew: “We got a barp-off! We got a barp-off”

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Andrew: “Weird place to take this”

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Andrew: “Whatever, whatever, whatever”

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Andrew: “When that word comes through… my brain transom”

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Andrew: “You’re too sensitive”

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Andrew and Luke: “All I know is I was trying to say… I was burping and farting… and, it came out as barping (Okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can I be honest? They don’t (Yes) treat me with the respect that I feel like I deserve, and have earned… Frankly, I could use a little bit more… I feel like that I should drink for free, for life”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you regret now not letting me wear a… apron that says ‘Kiss the Chef’… or, are you actually… (I believe it’s ‘Kiss the Cook’) Not mine”

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Andrew and Luke: “Here comes Andrew. (Yeah) He’s the liar!”

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Andrew and Luke: “This isn’t funny. This is not something… (It is to you)”

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Luke: “Alexa… play Scatman’s World!”

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Luke: “Barp”

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Luke: “Barp-ecue”

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Luke: “Barp!”

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Luke: “Barping”

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Luke: “Has anyone in this family seen a chicken?”

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Luke: “I feel alive for the first time in a long time”

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Luke: Making three funny noises

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “So, hopefully… everybody’s not… barping”

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Luke: “Stand your barp?”

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Luke: “We lived in LA at the time, it’s not im… Impossible… it’s not Beyond… that he would… it’s not Dasani… that he would’ve… Swifed over to somebody who knew James Cameron”

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Luke: “You ziggled when I thought you were gonna zag it”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is Korn, right? This… it’s Slipkorn”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re swife’s new name is Taargüs” and “That’s my swife” spoofs

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Andrew: “I can’t believe I’m at this stage of my life… I feel like such a dork”

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Andrew: “I got some… nasty-ass cables there that I’ll probably never use; but, just cuz I love the idea that they existed”

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Andrew: “I guess that’s not literal”

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Andrew: “I have a quick question for you and… it’s gonna really betray my ignorance; but, what the hell are you gonna do at this point?”

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Andrew: “I mean, I, I feel like I can still smell bullshit… when it arises in pop culture still”

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Andrew: “Like, what good comes of this?”

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Andrew: “Little horn dogs”

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Andrew: “No. I don’t have sweat pants”

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Andrew: Saying “Oops. Sorry” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Slob girl summer over here”

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Andrew: “Sometimes it just doesn’t perform. And, you have to jiggle it around to make it work”

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Andrew: “That’s what I’m saying. Yeah”

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Andrew: “Who posters the Post Malones?”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew: “Yeah; but, I open up my mouth and talk for ten hours a week”

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Luke: “Although, everything… seems to come back to Def Leppard today… But, it’s just… simple fact: Love Bites. I’m sorry; but…”

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Luke: “And then, you have Amazon… just, kind of, like… you know… farting out copies of the book; and, being, like, ‘Oh, our B'”

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Luke: “Capman’s World”

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Luke: “He’s the Walsh of Wuhl Street”

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Luke: “I am forty-three and I know it”

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Luke: “I am Luke Burbank, first of my name. Non-recognizer of non-disclosure agreements”

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Luke: “I didn’t land on this text chain; this text chain landed on me”

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Luke: “I sensed a disturbance in the force”

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Luke: “I’ve been doing this a lot lately and I’ve been wrong most of the time; but”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Mom and pop toilet paper shop”

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Luke: “Old man tries to read what’s written on cloud”

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Luke: “The Walsh of Wuhl Street has done it again”

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Luke: “Yeah… I get it… I get it. I mean, you look like shit but you feel good; and, that’s the point”

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Andrew: “Anyway. Just keep digging, Walsh”

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Andrew: “Aw, dang it, Walsh. You’re an idiot”

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Andrew: “By the way, I want to make one thing clear here… Get a clue!!”

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Andrew: “Cock-a-doodle-doo”

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Andrew: “Everybody fucking loves him”

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Andrew: “Fuck it”

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Andrew: “Get a clue!!”

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Andrew: “I’m acting like we’re a couple of ‘Shut up, little man!’-style roommates”

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Andrew: “It would be nice if we had a cat that we could take to the vet. Theo does… kind of destroys vets”

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Andrew: “Meow-meow!”

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Andrew: “My brain has arranged everything that I need”

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Andrew: “Never mind. I just… screwed myself up. I don’t know what I’m talking about anymore”

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Andrew: “Ooh! Got a lot to do!”

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Andrew: “Please… save me”

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Andrew: “The Wuhliest Wuhlster you can imagine!”

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Andrew: “Ugh! This is gonna be the most Andrew thing ever; so, just, like, feel free to interrupt if you want to take this in a different direction”

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Andrew and Luke: “Golf is like the original ASMR for middle-aged men, right? (Yes!)”

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Luke: “DJ Andrew Walsh!”

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Luke: “Draw something resembling anything!!”

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Luke: “Football’s back! The… crack of the ball, the taste of the helmet”

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Luke: “He’s been, he’s… huffing his own farts a little bit”

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Luke: “He’s just your typical cheese dick”

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Luke: “I didn’t know you were a Renn-head”

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Luke: “Look at this… cutie… cutie, wittle catty”

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Luke: “Oh, God. I knew this would happen!”

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Luke: Singing an audio button

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Luke: “The Wuhl of Wuhl Stree…?”

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Luke: Whispering “Everybody knows where you live!”

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Luke: “You put that Burbs to sleep”

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Luke and Andrew: “Munch…hausen! (I could not believe you just told that joke) I’m sorry. What’s that? Did the line go dead?”

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