Audio Clips

Clips From McMillan Men #4

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Andrew: “Attaché, attaché”

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Andrew: “I have no answers for you, Luke. You knew more than I did”

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Andrew: “Laxembourg [ph] Airport”

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Andrew: Making a funny sound

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Andrew: “No, that’s a crow outside the window. I got all kinds of squawky things around me”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! He used the word, ‘friend’!”

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Andrew: “That one didn’t trigger me”

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Luke: “Fuck you!!”

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Luke: “I knew about Luxembourg as a kid; because, it’s… it’s, it’s a, it’s an odd place”

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Luke: “If you come over to my house… you can catch me peeing… very flagrantly and very publicly all the time”

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Luke: “You gotta, kinda, handle… business down there. You’ve gotta put some things back in… in where they go”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is a perfect description of how we… how we all do a bunch of shit that we know we probably shouldn’t do or… we should do less of. And, then, we just don’t. We just don’t do less of that shit. Yep”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2976

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Andrew: “Bon voy!”

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Andrew: “Can you make it rain harder?”

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Andrew: “Good Lord!”

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Andrew: “Hunh!”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna rush you; but, I know that you’re an important man”

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Andrew: “I eat donuts like you for breakfast!”

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Andrew: “I Steve Bannon the shit out of it”

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Andrew: “I think we’re all, mentally and physically, in Scatman’s World”

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Andrew: “I will turn into a donut, boy!”

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Andrew: “Not taking the scat pill”

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Andrew: “Oh, this is a bunksh [ph]“

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Andrew: “Save it for the bon voy rant!”

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Andrew: “This seems familiar”

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Andrew: “Very unique. You never say ‘very unique,’ Walsh!”

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Andrew: “We can’t be donut men”

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Andrew and Luke: “Boys becoming men; men becoming wolves (Men becoming wolves)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you need the Heimlich? Do you want to do that thing where you lay on the ground and I try to, like… Now, you ruined it for them! Now, they know you’re the big spoon!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sorry about that. I just kicked you… You know, so we’re… We’re spooning… by the way; if you guys don’t know”

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Luke: “And, I’m just… grossly stereotyping here”

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Luke: “Bird’s the word”

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Luke: “Can you make it fry harder?”

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Luke: “I’m happy to report that I have, as far as I know… yet to… pee in the dishwasher”

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Luke: “It’s so rinky-dink!”

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Luke: Saying “Which thing are we mad at right now?” in a gruff manner

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Luke: Singing “In the arms of Orion… fly away from he–“

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Luke: Singing “Proliance Surgeons”

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Luke: “Welcome to… the new character called, ‘Basic Burbank'”

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Luke: “Yeah! Cuz, Prince’s taste was… whack!”

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Luke: “You may have unleashed a Kraken in me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah! Cuz, Prince’s taste was… whack! So, tell me more about his whack taste interior”

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Luke and Andrew: “You go into battle with the El Ropo drop you have; (Wow) not, the El Ropo drop you want”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2975

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Andrew: “Alright, we’ll do it live”

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Andrew: “And, I know I had ‘grump face’ on”

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Andrew: “And, I’m not trying to, like, ‘No, but’ this story”

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Andrew: “Buck… Dustwell”

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Andrew: “But, I just worry that I’m too fat!”

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Andrew: “Evoking a Swifty”

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Andrew: “Hello, Detroit! Hello, Baltimore!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I have an amount of face-blindness”

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Andrew: “I’ll be honest with you, Luke; I wish I hadn’t said that”

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Andrew: “I’m a total Travolta”

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Andrew: “I’m just thinking about breaded fish… I am kinda hungry”

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Andrew: “I’m the complete opposite. I’m a total Travolta”

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Andrew: “In this edition of TBTL: American Icons”

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Andrew: “Little scat-chy”

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Andrew: “Or, Pubmlr… [ph] public radio… related dating site”

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Andrew: “Professor Difficult”

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Andrew: Saying “I got something to say!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Yay!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “This didn’t seem as cringey to me”

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Andrew: “Was she… in drag… as Taylor Swift?”

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Andrew: “Why the face”

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Andrew and Luke: “Alright, we’ll do it live. Okay. Wow”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, also, can I just say something? I’ve been debating whether or not to say something on today’s show about this; and, I’m going to. Oh, wow”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know. I don’t… I don’t know (Okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just blowing through nap time, aren’t we? (Yeah)”

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Luke: “Andrew Louis Walsh I’m mmm-medium on”

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Luke: “Bon voy, everybody!”

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Luke: “Chest Rockington”

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Luke: “He is Andrew–which one am I gonna go with, let’s do this one (I might have tacos when I go home. I’m not quite sure yet)–Walsh”

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Luke: “I know we’re getting off-talkities [ph]“

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Luke: “Octopodes”

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Luke: “Recedingly increasing?”

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Luke: Saying “Very, very drunk” in a Northern Irish accent

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Luke: Singing “Bon voy my mind”

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Luke: Singing “Bon voy my mind” #2

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Luke: “That poor, fucking crab. What are you doing, bro?”

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Luke: “The wickedly hirsute!”

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Luke: “What!!?!”

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Luke: “Who loves ya, baby?”

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Luke: “You know what? I gotta say ‘bon voy’ to my brain. You just blew it up”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke compared Andrew’s journey with the Bob Garfield lasagna joke with Andy Dufresne’s journey in The Shawshank Redemption

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Luke and Andrew: “She was a handsome woman; and… the men in the saloon had noticed it, or something. Stop, Luke. Yeah! Stop!”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2974

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Andrew: “But, I was freaked the fuck out. Sleep well, Luke”

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Andrew: “Even when I tell myself mentally, like, ‘Oh, it’s okay. I got this. This is no big deal;’ my body is like, ‘Do you? Do you got this, Andrew?'”

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Andrew: “I’m snaked out”

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Andrew: “We’re gonna start with rash talk; is that cool?”

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Andrew: “You’re welcome, Port Townsend!”

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Chris Gethard: Imitating a funny laugh

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Chris Gethard: “You don’t know what you’re talking about! You don’t know what you’re doing! You have to stop!”

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Chris Gethard and Luke: “And then, also, like, one time, a guy who called in just told me about four different times he pooped his pants. Like, it can be… anything. It can really be anything. It can really be whatever you want to make it, you know? Was that a good episode? It was great. One of my fav–We also had a guy, there’s one guy who called up to tell… Anything sound familiar with my voice?”

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Chris Gethard and Luke: Going off on illusionists, especially after one ate into TBTL’s stage time

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Luke: “Carey… this is my actual wife. What… what did I get wrong?”

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Luke: “Excited that we have a special guest coming by. Chris Gethard will be here… Or not, after that response! You guys may have just cost us a guest; and… I’ll never forgive you for that”

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Luke: “I have to tell you something, Andrew… I kind of… I sort of lied to you on the show, the other day, when I was talking about this snake”

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Luke and Andrew: “I got married here… like… I wanna say… I wanna say, it was, like, four years ago…ish… My wife is here somewhere. How, how long ago was it? How long ago was it? Six. Six years ago. Agree to disagree”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s sort of the canary in the coal mine, of your anxiety, right? It… it is”

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Luke and Chris Gethard: “We have brought you here to serve you with some papers… for… copyright violation. Okay. And, even worse, because you stole our ideas and did them much better… and more successfully”

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Luke, Chris Gethard and Andrew: “Hello, Chris, welcome to TBTL… Thank you so much for having me. Sorry to sneak up on you like that. I feel like we started (I really thought you left; and, I was, like, ‘I get it. I get it actually’)”

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Luke, Chris Gethard and Andrew: There’s a possibility that the Burbank Springs snake could cuddle up in bed while Luke and Carey are sleeping

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2973

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Andrew: “A thang”

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Andrew: “About twenty-five minutes ago, I clearly ran out of words; so, good for me. Sorry, Luke”

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Andrew: “And, it’s a real… mind twister”

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Andrew: “I don’t even know what the words are!”

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, Walsh” in a funny, drawn out manner

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Andrew: “Valley City, Ohio really is the Big Sleep”

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Andrew: “Which sounds terrible coming out of my mouth”

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Andrew: “Wow!”

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Andrew: “Yay for the youth!”

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Andrew: “You and I are great at promotions”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is No Fun Junior while Mr. No Fun is his father

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Luke: “Are you guys here because of the cocaine?”

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Luke: “Co-kai-ane [ph]“

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Luke: “Fri-yay”

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Luke: Funny laugh

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Luke: Funny laugh #2

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Luke: “Giant ass pickles!”

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Luke: “Hunh!”

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Luke: “It’s TBTL time”

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Luke: “Jitters”

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: Singing “I’m back in the New York groove” as Bob Dylan

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Luke: Singing the “In the Dark” theme

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Luke: “The Hilarious World of Tour-pression”

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Luke: “This aggression will not stand”

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Luke: “This has been a boon for, probably, everybody involved”

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Luke: “We haven’t even talked about Duritz’s dreads, bro”

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Luke: “We would not be able to embezzle funds from… In the Dark”

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Luke: “You know, I’m trying to… be real, kind of, you know, keep it very 60s, daddy-o”

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Luke and Andrew: “Just sell the pickle! Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: The Seattle live show will be all ages and out on the water, thus Luke and Andrew suggest bringing or stealing a kid, etc.

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Luke and Andrew: “The tickets for all three shows are ten… bucks… a pop, Andrew. If our manager finds out we’re doing this, he’s gonna fire us! (Yeah) These prices are crazy! (He’s out of town this weekend)”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2972

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Andrew: “Blah, blah, blah”

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Andrew: “Collabo”

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Andrew: “Did you poop?”

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Andrew: “Go loud and high”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, Luke… I don’t, I don’t know why you say this show is weird. I don’t think there’s anything weird about this show”

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Andrew: “I got more scat to taste”

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Andrew: “I said something about… a boner”

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Andrew: “I’m not being weird here”

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Andrew: “It’s so… freaking fun”

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Andrew: “No, I think I’m lazy”

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Andrew: “Nothing weird about that”

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Andrew: “Oh, dang”

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Andrew: Scatting

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Andrew: “The Land on Demand!”

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Andrew: “What is all that sound!?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I don’t wanna be cruel; and, you know, I love that goddamn dog”

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Andrew: “You can make the argument that I’m a big baby”

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Andrew: “You can make the argument that I’m a big baby when it comes to spoilers”

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Andrew and Luke: “206-414-82…(82) 85 (85)”

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Andrew and Luke: “So far, I’m writing it all down. Talk slower. Okay. Good”

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Andrew ad Luke: “You know what Steven Tyler has dabbled in? Music? Scatting”

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Luke: “Alexa… play Scatman!”

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Luke: “Alexa… put TBTL back on!”

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Luke: “Geez Louise. I’m nipping out hard in that picture”

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Luke: “Gilchrist! How can I screw that up?”

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Luke: “God don’t want me yet, man… I got more feet to taste”

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Luke: “I’m not on trial here everybody, okay!?”

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Luke: “If, if I had to scat in front of people”

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Luke: “Like, if I thought my scat singing was giving me flop sweat, this is gonna be much worse”

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Luke: “Oh, damn!”

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Luke: Photo Booth sound effect coming from Luke’s laptop

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Luke: “Plaidman’s world”

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Luke: Quickly singing “O say can you see, by the dawn’s early light”

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Luke: Saying “There’s no more room in this wagon!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Scatting

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Luke: Scatting #2

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Luke: Scatting #3

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “There is something about the soul of a scat”

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Luke: “Turn up the volume… Alexa, turn up the volume… Alexa, turn up the volume”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you gonna go see that kind of smut talk… (Yeah!) on Saturday!? Would you–I mean, that’s just–that’s… honestly… that is perverted! I don’t need that kinda… gutter talk in my life”

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Luke and Andrew: “I guess we had a good run… probably gonna be empty on Saturday… (Did we?) starting at… 4:30”

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Luke and Andrew: “I suffer from small nipple syndrome (Oh, there they are)”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “She’s seen some shit! (Yeah) She’ll be able to handle Steven Tyler’s general vibe (Mmm-hmm!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Would you like to swing on a star. (Swing on a star. Ba-da-doo) Carry moon beams home in a jar”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re having a fire… (Drill) drill!”

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