Clips From McMillan Men #5

Andrew: “Everything is fucked up, as they say”

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Andrew: “I’m not arguing with you!”

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Andrew: “It seems like he has less problems fucking with… this kid; who is, like, super innocent”

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Andrew: “Permission to jump all over the place”

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Andrew: “Un Monsieur Triste En Costume”

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Luke: “Easy for you to say… jerk!!”

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Luke: “Happy Rennsday!”

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Luke: “He tried to put a little Dennis stank on it”

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Luke: Singing “Afternoon spray”

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Luke: “We got a chance!”

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Luke: “Who bags the bagman’s bagman?”

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Luke and Andrew: “These people are not supposed to be meeting right now!! (Yes)”

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Clips From TBTL #2981

Andrew: “All snakes look alike”

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Andrew: “Come on, people!”

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Andrew: “Ding, ding, ding”

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Andrew: “Every… every… extra base. Every home plate. Every cheese plate”

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Andrew: “I agree with you, by the way, wholeheartedly”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how to say this guy’s name”

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Andrew: “I walked into some sort of a fart chamber back there!”

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Andrew: “Meet me!”

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Andrew: “No”

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Andrew: “Odell Hotel Holiday Inn”

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Andrew: Singing “Odell the Show”

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Andrew: “Stay off… the weed!!”

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Andrew: “Ugh! That is… not something that I want to be watching”

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Andrew: “You are the Windermere beneath my wings”

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Andrew and Luke: “All the wind that was broken while you guys were wrestling around eating cheese at your friend’s house… God bless this broken wind that brought me home to you (Oh my God)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I thought you were the wind beneath my wings! What the heck!? What!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m not doing any ‘Bend It Like Beckham’ shit. That’s just… (Okay) I’m better than that”

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Andrew and Luke: “You described that and… I could smell the room. That sounds like such a stinky room… You guys are wrestling around, eating cheese slices… and God… watching adult movies and doing… God knows what else (I wish)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You gotta… you know, (Right) break a few bananas to make an omlette”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re the wind above my s–you’re the wind above my snake… Above my scales”

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Luke: “And, so, it begins again”

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Luke: “It… bothers me!!”

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Luke: “Oh, the wind beneath my keys”

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Luke: Singing “Must have been boring in there in my shadow. Looking up who was James Bond”

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Luke: Singing a short portion of a song

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Luke: “The Renn is Too Damn High Party”

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Luke: “Was I hoping to see boobs at eight? What’s wrong with me?”

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Luke: “We have the same interest… in mind; which is, you not living in this house”

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Luke: “What is this old man on about?”

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Luke: “Where were you when the windshield cracked?”

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Luke: “You are the wind… beneath… on top of… you are the wind moving quickly over the top of our wing… creating lift… That’s what you’re doing as Donor of the Day”

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Luke: “You’re a pretty big loser… but, you’ve really helped me in my life. You’ve been the wind beneath my wings”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke riffing on “O Bechkam where art thou”

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Luke and Andrew: “Renner unto Jeremy that which is Jeremy’s (Oh, wow! I like that)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “You are the wind moving more rapidly over the curve of the top of my wing. Which gives me lift”

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Clips From TBTL #2980

Andrew: “Because, as I raised my arms up… I was scared it was doing some pretty nasty things down below”

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Andrew: Drawn out “But, man… it is long”

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Andrew: “Fine”

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Andrew: “Hi. I’m Andrew Walsh… We don’t have new Scions; but, we have some great ones from 2006”

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Andrew: “I love that so much!”

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Andrew: “I plan on wearing clothes… to the picnic. I’m, I’ll be fully-clothed”

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Andrew: “I think it was actually somebody took a photo of you and me, and our breast… our breasts. Wow!”

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Andrew: “Jeremy Renner doesn’t have a name”

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Andrew: “My backup plan is to run away and pretend I forgot the date”

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Andrew: “No, I know him as the bow and arrow guy from The Avengers movies”

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Andrew: “Now, let me give you a clue here… we all live in Scatman’s World”

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Andrew: “Pop-Pop wants a treat”

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Andrew: “Really, dude? Like… really?”

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Andrew: Scatting

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Andrew: Singing “It was a good board!”

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Andrew: “This is me now; I’m gonna attack you!”

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Andrew: “You’re such a derrick”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, we’re… bringing all the food; unless, if you’re a vegetarian; bring your own damn hot dogs (No)”

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Luke: “Agapdepode”

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Luke: “Don’t be mean, Burbank”

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Luke: “Geez, Louise!”

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Luke: “Happy Rennsday”

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Luke: “I don’t know if my milk is coming in. Maybe being in the dairy… tent–my man boobs are… fierce!”

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Luke: “I spent… the last couple of hours… down a… I don’t know what we’re call it… a… a Renner-hole? Ew, sorry… I won’t say that again”

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Luke: “Octopodegode”

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Luke: “Oh, boy”

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Luke: Saying “Candid photo time!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Singing “Bullfrogs and butterflies, both been born again!”

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Luke: Singing “The champions!”

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Luke: “That’s actual… Jeremy Renner… scat-related content… and, by that, I mean scat singing, guys… scat singing”

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Luke: “This is a terrible thing to admit on this very show”

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Luke: “What… the… eff!!”

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Luke: “Why does everything have to get ruined?”

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Luke and Andrew: Exiting a Renn-hole and going into a Reb-hole

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, I, I spent about two hours marinating in Renner… (Oh, Okay) in Renner-dom today”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “Patience (Herbert the Snail)”

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Luke and Andrew: “See, when I say it out loud like that, it sounds a little dirty (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Put the lotion… in the basket… (In the basket) or, it gets the hose again”

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Clips From TBTL #2979

Andrew: “As you know, I’m a dedicated aisle sitter”

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Andrew: “Aw, psshaw [ph]

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Andrew: “Could passenger Andrew Walsh come to the front of the plane. We have a seat change situation. Andrew Walsh, come to the front of the plane”

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Andrew: “Ding, ding, ding!”

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Andrew: “Genevieve thinks… I… am… nuts. We are close to breaking up”

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Andrew: “I don’t want to fucking be here today!”

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Andrew: “I just like big, metal birds”

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Andrew: “I wonder if it’s because… I wonder… I wonder if it’s because”

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Andrew: “Like, I’m, like, Andrew Walsh… boy airplane detective”

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Andrew: “No way!”

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Andrew: “Quantas over quantity”

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Andrew: Saying “I wonder… I wonder if it’s because” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Tell me what those fingerprints are”

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Andrew: “Walshman’s World”

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Andrew: “Wow!!”

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Andrew: “You know that I would–Aw, damn! You know that I would do that. I love that dog!”

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Andrew and Luke: “The emerald that never sleeps! Yep! That’s it”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wait a second, you’re owned by a trust… Where have you been? We are you going? What’s your cargo hold? I need to investigate this. (Yes) Like, I’m, like Andrew Walsh… boy airplane detective”

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Luke: “Is this flight real?”

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Luke: “It will happen!”

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Luke: Saying “I am downloading this” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “Since we burn the candle at both ends for you, the tens of listeners, we might as well do… a show”

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Luke: Singing “Sky creep, woo”

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Luke: Singing a ditty about a donor of the day’s name

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Luke and Andrew: “I consider that part of the plane Walshman’s World. That’s right! Walshman’s World. In the clear”

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Luke and Andrew: “I hacked into the… mainframe and toasted the quarterback (Wow)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “DJ Scatman’s World” and both making air horn sounds

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Shorty. Shorty”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, I’ve already talked about Game of Thrones today; and… (Mmm-hmm) believe me, poop is not far behind”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thank you so much for supporting TBTL. We would not be here in Labor Day doing the show without–I’m not bitter… Just sayin’. This is your fault!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We usually don’t do the show in shorts. Well, you don’t know what I usually do the show in (Fair point) when you’re not here. And, I’d like to keep it way. Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who moved my seat cheese? (Exactly! Ew!) Eww, gross! Whoa!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Your wife’s new name is, ‘Aisle! Aisle!’ (Yeah!)”

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Clips From TBTL #2978

Andrew: “And, I feel like it’s taunting me”

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Andrew: “Do you guys want… just a little bit of insight into my life and what it’s like to work with Luke Burbank? This is a true story”

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Andrew: “I always forget what a ham he is”

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Andrew: “I am dying to see the expense report”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Well, can I ask a last, quick question to the natives here; because, this is my first time at the fair… I’m about to be set wild here”

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Andrew: “You’re a great hand-holder… I assume”

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Andrew and Brandi Brown: “Can I ask you a controversial question? Yes. How do you feel about Garfield?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hold your applau–Oh, I see you are holding your applause. Okay, good. We’re all on the same page, then. Ha!”

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Brandi Brown: “I don’t know. I don’t want to tell journalists how to do their job; but, it’s often wrong”

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Brandi Brown: Imitating an electric guitar sound

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Luke: “Stuuuu!”

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Luke: “Suck this!!”

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Luke: “This is… TBTL episode number two-thousand, nine-hundred, and sixty-eight, in a collector’s series” [ed: Nope]

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Luke: “You’re a site-specific extrovert”

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Luke and Andrew: “How old were you when you first held hands with a girl, Andrew? I’ll let you know when it happens, Luke”

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Steve Neuman: “You can take that attitude back to Puyallup with you, mister!”

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Clips From TBTL #2977

Andrew: “And… it is… a… thing!”

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Andrew: “Bur…boy?”

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Andrew: “But, I’m probably wrong”

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Andrew: “Do you have to sign up for Bonvoy to do that?”

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Andrew: “I know I just sound like a real cheapskate here”

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Andrew: “I’ll feed you in a second!”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m a monster! How are you using this?”

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Andrew: “If you wanted to talk about elder abuse, you should’ve called in yesterday when we were talking about milfoil!”

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Andrew: “Instances of awkwardness”

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Andrew: “Is December a big nookie month?”

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Andrew: Making a rapid fire sound

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Andrew: Saying “But, I will say, that I was very disappointed to find out when I checked into my room, here at the Marriott in… St. Paul… that I have to talk like this” in a funny cadence

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Andrew: Saying “I’m Andrew Walsh” in a nasally manner

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Andrew: “So, I don’t know how I got on the defecation part of it’

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Andrew: “That’s gonna come back to bite me”

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Andrew: “That’s nice”

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Andrew: “The crowd to get into the llama barn… was… thick!”

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Andrew: “The llama who mounts the world”

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Andrew: “This isn’t my Bonvoy rant; you’ll know when I’m doing it”

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Andrew: “To make a llamette, you gotta break a few legs?”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh!”

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Andrew: “Use some, some sweet, sweet WiFi”

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Andrew: “Was December a month… when people were making a lot of whoopie?”

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Andrew: “You can tell I’m doing better; I called the conference by the right name, for a goddamn change”

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Andrew and Luke: “Bonvoy! Have fun storming the castle!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Fred and Ethel. Mmm-hmm… Lucy and the other guy”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is December a big nookie month? Ooh! Sorry. Ooh… Strike that from my vocabulary. I’m not using that one again”

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Andrew and Luke: “We’re not even spooning during this podcast (No)”

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Luke: “¡Ay, Dios mío!”

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Luke: “And, they were just laughing their asses off with glee”

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Luke: “Big ol’ Burbs face’

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Luke: “Can God… can Bod… can God or Bod, as he’s known. I call him God the Bod”

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Luke: “Can he make me a remote control that I can stir drinks with?”

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Luke: “Double bad!”

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Luke: “Granillo, Granillo. Let’s call the whole thing off”

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Luke: “I have sketchy Hotmail accounts”

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Luke: “I’ll tell you what, today’s Top Stories are gonna be… out of this world!”

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Luke: “Say ‘Bonvoy’ to high parking prices at the Bellingham Airport”

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Luke: Saying “You call that a bed bug?” in an Australian accent

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Luke: “Well, you know… my brand is strong”

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Luke: “What’s up, cold Shock’n… Tell the people what you mean. What you do you mean, what we mean. Tell ’em what we mean when we’re R-H-Y-M-I-N on the funk”

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Luke: “Who bugs the fair bugs”

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Luke: “You make a llamette, you break a few llamas… What!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, that minibar was already pillaged… (Yeah) It was pillaged when I got here!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, for some reason, find that very shocking and, and pleasantly shocking. Can that… is that a sensation… that can happen: pleasantly shocking? Yes! Most definitely. I’ve had it before while making whoopie. Oh, God!”

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