Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “And, there’s a ton of young people making me feel bad about my body. No”

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Andrew: “Andiana Jones and the Temple of Doom”

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Andrew: “But, like, I can’t stop following Cassie… the young woman who picked us up”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if it was–This is gonna sound weird. I shouldn’t have opened my mouth… You never open your mouth, unless you know the score!”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ, Luke! What is wrong with me?”

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Andrew: “Like, there is a voice inside my head that just says, ‘We really have to move on'”

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Andrew: Making a funny sound

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Andrew: “Read me more, Mommy”

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Andrew: “Scatrolled you”

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Andrew: “Sometimes they’re very sexual”

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Andrew: “Sorry. I’ve been listening to some Donovan”

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Andrew: “That seems like subdued excitement to me compared to a, more of a raucous… excitement excitement that you might see in other parts of other cities”

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Andrew: “That’s a big penguin”

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Andrew: “The Luke Burbank was a… fellow… Subduer”

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Andrew: “Trashman’s World!”

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Andrew: “We had a good scat conversation”

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Andrew: “We really have to move on”

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Andrew: “When shall my ride arrive from the THING people?”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, like, I can’t stop following Cassie… the young woman who picked us up. I can’t stop following her–I, I should say, on Instagram, (Oh, my…!) not in real life”

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Andrew and Luke: “I did go to my little bar/restaurant down the street from me, The Westy, or around the corner from me, The Westy, yesterday. I’ve mentioned it before on the show… and, I–they don’t have (Would you say, you went there Westerday?)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Surprise… (Yeah) scatting”

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Luke: “Bruh… if you can’t handle the heat, get out of (Scatman’s World)”

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Luke: “I got racist trying to remind myself!”

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Luke: “I like big birds… and, I cannot lie”

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Luke: “I would be Crazy Larry-ing it up so hard on my porch to Scatman’s World”

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Luke: “I, for one, welcome our drone overlords”

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Luke: “I’m not a very subdued person”

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Luke: “Orders of magnitude numbers more of people”

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Luke: “Orders of magnitude numbers more of people… That was a… pretty… terrible sentence”

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Luke: Saying “Would not” with his voice cracking

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Luke: “Shut-in’s World”

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Luke: “That’s a big penguin”

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Luke: “The City of Olfactory Excitement”

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Luke: “Tubes of dough”

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Luke: “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!”

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Luke: “Who scats the Scatman?”

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Luke and Andrew: “My Linger-Longer empire is crumbling!! (Is crumbling!!)”

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Andrew: “And, that’ll do her. Wrap that baby up… No cheese, no sour cream. Not for this guy”

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Andrew: “B-b-b-b-but why?”

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Andrew: “Baby needs a new pair of jowlers”

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Andrew: “Daddy loves leather”

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Andrew: “I have a rule where I never delete audio”

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Andrew: “I told you, you can smell it next time you’re here”

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Andrew: “If you got the time, I’ve got the diapers!”

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Andrew: Imitating a Primus song

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Andrew: “Now, I realize just how confusing that must have been to the listeners. It sounds like I was saying ‘bacon soda’… as in, a soda that is flavored like the pork product, bacon… That’s not what I was saying… I was saying ‘baking soda’… but, I was trying to rap it”

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Andrew: “Okay, it looks like, it sounds like our… audio editor had a little fun with that one”

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Andrew: Saying “I don’t wanna know!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Should we… do it?”

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Andrew: Singing “Calling up the Scatman”

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Andrew: “That sounds bad”

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Andrew: “Well, yeah. I mean, I struggle with Primus as well; because… you know, again, it was one of those… Shut up”

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Andrew: “Ya never open your mouth… unless ya know the score”

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Andrew: “Yeah, wait until the show’s over… then, you’re in trouble, buddy!”

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Andrew: “You know me; I’m kind of a blabbermouth and I just say ridiculous things”

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Andrew and Luke: “The doctors had… no cure for what was happening to me… You had a fever… and the only… cure was… more Scatman? More Scatman’s World”

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Luke: “Can you fastball this right into the brain of the listeners?”

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Luke: “Everybody, please hold”

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Luke: “Got lotsa news”

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Luke: “HMIU”

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Luke: “I… embark on a campaign of just trying to… make weird sounds that will be isolated… by our… unpaid and unmentioned audio producer”

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Luke: “I’m really the Elizabeth Taylor of podcasting”

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Luke: Making a Burbhelm scream sound

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Luke: Saying “Missed it by that much” as Maxwell Smart

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Luke: “Son of Tummy Troubles?”

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Luke: “Well, great. Now you just made another viral drop!”

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Luke: “Well, great. Now you just made another viral drop! Goddamnit, Andrew. Can’t I have anything?”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘Mister Carlittle… is here to talk about the division of assets in the estate.’ And, then, Mr. Carlittle walks in and just goes, ‘Wassup!’… I mean, it’s a little cliché; but, I mean, I guess”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “To reveal the presence of” in unison

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Luke and Andrew: “What I found to be the, just, relative unlistenability of the band Cake is… I think, lead directly to my marriage… I’m sorry?”

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Andrew: “Abraca…dabdog”

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Andrew: “Baking soda! I got baking soda!”

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Andrew: “Dudn’t mean he farted a lot?”

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Andrew: “He’s a muckity-muck”

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Andrew: “Hmm. Weird place to take it, Walsh”

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Andrew: “I’ll get home from a trip, or something, and Genevieve will be like, ‘Look… the place doesn’t have fecal matter all over the place.’ I’m, like, ‘Congratulations?'”

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Andrew: “I’m in love with the coco”

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Andrew: Imitating a Wilhelm scream

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Andrew: “It’s like a bad-for-you smoothie?”

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Andrew: Making spraying sounds

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Andrew: “My dear lady… would you go to Applebee’s with me?”

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Andrew: “Truth be told–This is a shitty answer; and, I apologize. I’m not trying to be ‘No, but'”

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Andrew: “Whatever. Things got switched around”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s just be frank here… I’m gonna use a swear word. I’m kind of a dick when it comes to people walking, or biking, or rollerblading across the United States. Aren’t we always doing some version of that every year, though? Yeah; but, we’re cool… (Where, we’re like, you know, hitchhiking) We’re cool guys”

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Andrew and Luke: “You made yours too sexy. You put too much of that Burbank stank on it; that Bur-stank (Yeah) on it… (That’s what happens) Yeah (Yeah)”

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Luke: “Cinnabons are like a hard drug that I don’t need to mess with”

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Luke: “I’ll tell you something unsexy, okay?”

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Luke: “I’m already regretting going down this… road. I don’t know how it ends”

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Luke: Imitating a Wilhelm scream as Bill Clinton

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Luke: Imitating a Wilhelm scream

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Luke: “M’lday”

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Luke: Making a chef’s kiss sound

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Luke: Singing “Elway the sleaze ball hose bag”

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Luke: “The Walshelm Scream”

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Luke: “There might be a swear or two in here; so… earmuffs, kids… Ooh! Yeah”

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Luke: “You’ve probably been on the Internet. You’ve probably been hearing about ‘Hot Girl Summer’… I’m trying to make it ‘Hot Boy Summer’ too, though. My personal ‘Hot Boy Summer’… I’m already regretting going down this… road. I don’t know how it ends”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alabracadabrador. Ohhh!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a hundred percent the Genevieve in my relationship (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Now, did you think that he… (Ohhh!!) snake bite was a PR move? Whoa!! How… I wanna, I wanna claim that conspiracy theory”

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Andrew: “But, come on, a big… big, pudgy pooch? How can you not love that?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Uh-ho!”

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Andrew: “I love work… I could watch people do it all day”

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Andrew: “I think, you just down there, you’re in a flow: talk-talk-talk, chat–This is my imitation of you, by the way: talk-talk-talk, chat-chat-chat, talk-talk-talk”

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Andrew: “I’m flying in hot for that hottie. Mmm-mmm-mmm! I’m flying in hot for that hottie”

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Andrew: “I’m just asking questions, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Like, I don’t even think I need to nerd-splain this”

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Andrew: “Listen, I don’t wanna get really conspiracy theory on this right now… Well, let’s do it anyway”

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Andrew: Making a version of the Wilhelm scream (The original Walshelm scream)

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Andrew: “Mmm-mmm-mmm! I’m flying in hot for that hottie”

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Andrew: “Shit! Are you serious?”

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Andrew: “This is complete conspiracy theory”

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Andrew: “Where we’re going, we don’t need roads”

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Andrew: “You… got me again, Garfield!”

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Luke: “Bump the Burbs”

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Luke: Clearing his throat

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Luke: Clearing his throat #2

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Luke: “Come on, Burbs. It’s okay”

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Luke: “I know this is not… been… in any way good podcasting”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “What the hell!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re throwing out the idea that the… person who wrote the first note… was inviting a response; or, that the same person did this whole thing? I’m just asking questions, Luke!”

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Andrew: “And, that’s how you build listenership”

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Andrew: “Come on!”

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Andrew: “Donkey-show-en [ph]“

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Andrew: “Fresca is a soda, right?”

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Andrew: “Good God!”

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Andrew: “Leave no monkey behind!”

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Andrew: “Lotta ‘Go Browns’-ing going on here”

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Very, very, very Browns-y”

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Luke: “Mmm? Mmm? Mmm? How about a Fresca?”

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Luke: “Mmm? Mmm? Mmm? Mmm? How about a Fresca?”

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Luke: “Mo’ money… mo’ money… mo’ money”

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Luke: “My weight was kind of… off”

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Luke: Singing “Donkey-shane… Darling, donkey-shane”

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Luke: “Thanks a lot, Rudy!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew… Mmm-hmm? She was a boy, he was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ooh! Explicit (Yeah)”

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Andrew: “Boy, she’s lucky. What a lucky woman”

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Andrew: “By the way, I’m also seeing you on this website. I’m scrolling down looking for… for his ugly mug; and, then, I see your ugly mug right there too”

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Andrew: “Fat man falls off roof, crying”

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Andrew: “I’m going bald. Cut my hair”

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Andrew: “I’m just a middle-aged sidekick”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry; I’m all over the place”

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Andrew: “Now that’s not interesting”

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Andrew: “Revenge!?”

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Andrew: “That’s classic octopus on your face right there”

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Andrew: “What is this?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that was a misspeak… That was me trying to inflate my… image”

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Andrew: “You lazy F!!”

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Luke: “Don’t you forget about dying. Don’t you forget about your friend death. Don’t you forget that you will die!”

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Luke: “It really grinds my gears. It really barrels my bores. Wait, what? I don’t know”

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Luke: “Local television news websites are the shittiest… websites… ever”

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Luke: “Oh my God… Fucking A, man”

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Luke: “Scar Bro Country”

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Luke: “Shit!”

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Luke: Singing “Just remember that life is number one”

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Luke: “This is what it sounds like when parrots cry”

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Luke: “Ziggy, how am I gonna get out of this?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve been texting with your… girlfriend; and, I hope that, you know… (During the show!?)”

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