Clips From TBTL #2956

Andrew: “I… like to do… good”

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Andrew: “I’m breaking… some ethical rules of podcasting here”

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Andrew: “It makes me emotionally upset!”

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Andrew: “Luke, listen, like… you’re the star here”

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Andrew: “My gut’s a gut!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. This is so terrible. And, who’s the women who… plays… the prostitute?”

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Andrew: “That would be ethically… badly”

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Andrew: “The only good imitation I do is of myself”

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Andrew: “The only good imitation I do is of myself… saying things I’ve already said on the show”

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Andrew: “You get the show title for the day. I’ve been a show title hog”

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Andrew and Luke: “That would be ethically… badly… Hmm… Not goodly? No. The opposite of goodly, badly. (The opposite?) Mmm-hmm… You know… the thing is, Andrew, we need the… we need the badly… as, as much as we need the goodly (Without the badly, we don’t have goodly)”

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Luke: “Hughes it or lose it!”

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Luke: “I do the weirdest thing”

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Luke: Quietly saying “I don’t know what the numbers mean!”

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Luke: “Shut up, kid!”

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Luke: “That’s the yingly and yangly of life”

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Clips From TBTL #2955

Andrew: “A More Responsible Font”

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Andrew: “Am I doing a good job, daddy?”

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Andrew: “I do feel like my brain is just bad”

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Andrew: “I just want everybody to know that I’m… as much of a lummox off the air as I am on”

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Andrew: “I told you I’m not good with coming up with names for things, or recalling names!”

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Andrew: “I was just a little… just a little turd out there”

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Andrew: “I’ve probably ruined the show with my… my… bad brain and bad searching enough today; so, I won’t, I won’t look it up again”

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Andrew: “Return to the Future”

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Andrew: Saying “I want a Scooby snack” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That is some funny shit… I’ve never been font slapped before”

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Andrew: “Uncle Shinkle… can I have a… can I have a coupon for the Circle K?”

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Andrew: “You know… let’s just do this”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m sure people like him do… cast a wide net… looking for influences, right? Like, maybe he wasn’t (Yeah) at the… Christian rap club… but, you know, maybe… you know… It’s called church… I told you I’m not good with coming up with names for things, or recalling names!”

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Andrew and Luke: “It is called ‘Catch Me If You Can’? Yeah… Oh… okay. Never mind”

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Andrew and Luke: “Or them, or zaddy… or zommy… Or… or shinkle… Or, shi–Uncle Shinkle… Uncle Shinkle, can I have a coupon for the Circle K?”

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Luke: “Don’t… stay in my horse… if you’re dark-sided”

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Luke: “Return to the Past?”

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Luke: “Rise and shine… kids! It’s time to go to Christian rap club!”

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Luke: Saying “There’s no going back” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “There’s too much good stuff” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Who would Jesus sue?”

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Luke: “You’re the… red, white and blue; all the funny things you do. America, America… this is you”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sure as shinkle, Andrew… You have (Oh, shit!) an interesting relationship with movie titles. Oh, no! My brain is gone”

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Luke and Andrew: “Toomhis: Too much Hearthstone… (Yeah) stuff”

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Clips From TBTL #2954

Andrew: “And, sure as… shinkles [ph]

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Andrew: “Anyway. What a… what a… unorganized… little wormhole I just tried to take you into”

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Andrew: “Burp, Charlie, burp!”

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Andrew: “But, I know that what you really want me to talk about is the thing that I’m holding in my hand, and… occasionally smelling”

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Andrew: “Can I tell you something weird about me?”

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Andrew: “Ha!!”

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Andrew: “He got hit… in the damn, in the shinkled head!”

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Andrew: “I don’t want to!”

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Andrew: “I don’t, I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I have shinkles on my judder”

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Andrew: “I have shinkles on my judder, as a matter of fact; and, it doesn’t cause any problems for me at all”

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Andrew: “Maybe I’m just high on my own supply”

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Andrew: “Nay, nay, nay! Get thee a venue!”

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Andrew: “Oh, there we are! Well, I look grumpy as hell”

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Andrew: Singing “The Three-Thousand Tour”

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Andrew: Sniffing his baseball

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Andrew: “Sometimes I do things when I don’t think about them much”

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Andrew: “The taste of the mitt, the smell of the ball”

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Andrew: “This bachelor went to a baseball game”

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Andrew: “This is such bad… radio!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, sure as shit, it is coming near us! It’s coming very close; (Sure as shinkles) and, then… Sure as shinkles. Sorry”

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Luke: “Don’t do this. Don’t break the seal… Don’t wake yourself up”

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Luke: “Holy, holy, holy”

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Luke: “Oh, you”

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Luke: “Oh, you… How did you, how did you get a reservation? Oh, I just made a call. Oh, you”

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Luke: “Spare no detail”

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Luke: “The crack of the bat, the smell of the ball”

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Luke and Andrew: “Each Monday, when we join… together… (Wow!) wherever two or more of us are gather… there a podcast will be, in our mist”

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Luke and Andrew: “I want you… I want you to get a Ryan Court jersey. No way! Let’s, let’s, everybody calm down”

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Clips From TBTL #2953

Andrew: “And, I’m the one who brought it up; so, this is on me”

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Andrew: “Come on, dude! Get your shit together!”

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Andrew: “How is that supposed to make me feel… Olivia?”

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Andrew: “I am a proud boy”

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Andrew: “My voice, right now, sounds like morning voice. I hear it. I hate it”

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Andrew: “Scatman skee-bop…bop-bop-doo-bop”

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Andrew: “That, still, to this day, remains the sexiest photo anybody has ever texted me”

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Andrew: “Turns out… we have… more than one ‘Scatman'”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Scat’s not my name! Scat’s not my name! They call me Scatman. They call me John”

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Andrew and Luke: “The Andrew L. Walsh Foundation for… (Exactly) better sleep… and a better tomorrow”

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Chris Hayes: “Better to live on my feet than die on my knees…”

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Chris Hayes: “Hey, check it out. Look at my garbage shed”

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Chris Hayes: “I’m a, I’m a Dunkin’ bro”

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Chris Hayes: “Left… left, right. You know, my… my… my back is aching, my pant’s too tight… My booty’s shaking from left to right. I’m left”

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Chris Hayes: Singing “My… my… my back is aching, my pant’s too tight… My booty’s shaking from left to right. I’m left”

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Listener Olivia: “Hi! My name is Olivia… I live in Woodbury, Minnesota and I really like your show. It helps me fall asleep… but, you say the F word too much. Can you stop? Bye-bye”

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Luke: “But, holy shit! Right? Sorry, Olivia”

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Luke: “I’m more of a Mike Tyson, not Neil deGrasse Tyson, kind of guy”

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Luke: “Is this your way, Chris, of finally admitting what I’ve said for years; which is, that big government doesn’t work?”

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Luke: “It’s about four miles up the skee-bee-dee-bop-bop river”

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Luke: “This is the time in the summer where it’s, like, I start to get that… pro football itch; and, there is no anti-fungal to combat it”

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Luke: “Well, I’m icing down my haunches”

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Luke: “What… a… dingus I used to be”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew was shocked at what Luke would do with the money Andrew would bequeath to TBTL were he to pass on

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Luke and Andrew: “Football’s back! The crack of the spine. The roar… (Oh, no!) of the concussion. (Oh, no!) Dark? Yes”

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Luke and Andrew: “No mountain to tall. And, good luck to scat”

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Clips From TBTL #2952: Part Two

Boris Johnsten: Message

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Listener Mike: “I am a large man… I’m a very large man… and, I use my dad voice… a lot”

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Luke: “Block ’em out, baby!”

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Luke: “Could we call it, ‘Foreign Pod-icy’?”

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Luke: “Fast food graveyard”

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Luke: “He is not some sort of platonic ideal of physicality”

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Luke: “I am the one who blocks!”

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Luke: “I’m Lucas with the lid off”

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Luke: “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine”

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Luke: “TBluhxit [ph]

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Luke: “That is Hospitaliano”

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Luke: “The real… BJ”

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Luke: “Where I fought this guy, who is dressed head to toe… in Boston Red Sox gear… or, was it Yankees gear? I dunno; those are the same teams in my mind, honestly… cuz, I hate both of them”

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Luke: “You… you should not be on the effing sidewalk’

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Luke: “You’re the only thing that gets me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everybody knows it’s ‘Yogurt YODO’… You only ‘gurt once!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t have a Christ complex, Andrew; but, I feel like I have a Christ’s parents complex (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll edit this whole thing out. Okay”

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Luke and Andrew: “You go-gurt. You go-gurt!”

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Clips From TBTL #2952: Part One

Andrew: “Are you sure you don’t wanna start drinking again?”

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Andrew: “Bon voy-italiano!”

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Andrew: “Boom, boom, boom”

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Andrew: “But, now, I have to re-train my brain!”

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Andrew: “Get the vibe, get the vibe!”

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Andrew: “Happy Blursday, Scott Walker and the guy from…”

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Andrew: “He is the dirty one”

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Andrew: “He’s, like, right behind me, zipping down, and just screams it at me in this really aggressive, real, I’m gonna say, asshole-y way; because, he’s what we would call… an asshole”

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Andrew: “I don’t give a shit”

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Andrew: “I drink your milkshake!”

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Andrew: “I was so filled with rage in that moment”

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Andrew: “I was… the manger!”

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Andrew: “I’ll ding ya for that one”

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Andrew: “I’m all words”

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Andrew: “I’m not saying we’re not dumb; or, certainly, I’m not… not dumb. I’m not not dumb!”

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Andrew: “I’m not… not dumb. I’m not not dumb!”

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Andrew: “Luke was right, Andrew was wrong”

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Andrew: “Not not no”

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Andrew: “Okay, Luke. This is amazing!”

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Andrew: “Oooh! I’m excited and somewhat… excited”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: “TBlexit”

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Andrew: “The real… B. Johnson”

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Andrew: “This is a call from… Captain Crunch!”

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Andrew: “Toothpaste for play!”

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Andrew: “Uhh, so bad!!”

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Andrew: “Walsh doesn’t like… people!”

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Andrew: “We are so proud of ourselves”

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Andrew: “What do you think I said? I, I mean, you know me so well now. I say the stupidest things”

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Andrew: “When you’re in Seattle, you don’t stay in hotels, Luke; you stay with me!”

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Andrew: “Why are you poking this bear with a short stick?”

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Andrew: “You remind me of a man. What man? The man with the power. Power of voodoo, hoodoo, you do. I do what? Remind me of the man!”

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Andrew: “You seem real polite!”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned regarding the show length, etc.

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Andrew and Luke: “If there had been a rock on the ground, there’s a chance I would have gone biblical… on his skull… (Wow! Whoa!)”

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