Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “And, it felt good, Luke”

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Andrew: “Episode number… four ninety-two… Andy Beggars [ph] is a Buttface”

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Andrew: “I send it over to the thing that’ll send it to your podcatchers; and, then, I send it over to the thing so you can listen to it online”

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Andrew: “It’s a wolf trap!”

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Andrew: “It’s back, baby!”

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Andrew: “Jank viral content”

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Andrew: “Me-mes!”

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Andrew: “No, baby. No”

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Andrew: “Oh, I went there”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!” #2

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Andrew: “Oh! That’s a good joke!”

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Andrew: “People are getting at me on Yammer!”

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Andrew: “People started Slacking at me”

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Andrew: “Your God isn’t as good as my God”

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Andrew and Luke: “Am I disrespecting your joke investigation? Yes you are, my friend”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, I also think it was a jank joke… Would you consider it a jank meme?”

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Luke: “I do some black ops stuff. I get wet”

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Luke: “Patented Burbank creative magic”

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Luke: “Poop goes in the toilet; but, I had an accident”

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Luke: “Prague Rock?”

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Luke: Singing “Hello, confidence… didn’t have enough money”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are any of these shows in existence anymore? Nope”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you, at any point, say ‘Diagnosis: Delicious’? Cuz, that is–you’re definitely channeling Dr. Hibbert at that point… That was not a real laugh”

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Luke and Andrew: “I weep for the Secret Skin listeners who are gonna get this episode… That’s legit laughter… No laugh track! Good joke”

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Luke and Andrew: “This song slaps so hard (So smooth)”

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Andrew: “#DankViralContent”

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Andrew: “A dank viral thing!”

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Andrew: “Do I say… candora funny?”

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Andrew: “Fri-yay; as, I’ll never say again”

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Andrew: “I couldn’t actually think of the word ‘meme’ for a second. I could only think of the word ‘dank’… Weird… It’s a true story”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Maybe that’s more… producer servicing than listener servicing”

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Andrew: “Oh, yes! Can’t wait to rest these arms! Ugh! These arms are so tired; I gotta rest them!”

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Andrew: Saying “Let everybody get used to it” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Sir! Do not harass the box!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “Some people go low; and, some people go high!”

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Andrew: “You do have to have a certain kind of… just… not… give-up-pedness”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, no! I think it’s the view of the mounds… Oh! God, look at that mound. Wow! There’s so many mounds! Man… they should this the Land of a Thousand Mounds”

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Luke: “Dank viral content?”

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Luke: “Do you think she stole this from my mom?”

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Luke: “Here’s what the baggage that I bring to these kinds of conversations”

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Luke: “I know that I said yesterday on the show… that I was go on down to Andrew’s house… and record today’s edition of the program… yesterday… But… the timing didn’t work out on that; so, I’m recording… today’s show… today! So, let that blow your mind for a minute”

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Luke: “I love centering myself in a story”

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Luke: “I was not gonna manspread. I was not gonna take possession of the armrest”

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Luke: “In all… candora”

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Luke: “Leave me the fuck alone!”

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Luke: Mimicking the sound of a text message being sent

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Luke: “Oh, man. You broke the plane, didn’t you, Andrew? Dang it!”

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Luke: “The Land of a Thousand Donors”

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Luke and Andrew: “If Burbs is gonna fly all the way out… to… (Yeah) Vienna, Virgnina… Burbs is gonna get on the radio, right?”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s some, it’s a meme-ish… (It’s a meme) thing. I actually couldn’t think of the word ‘meme’ for second. I could only think of the word ‘dank’… Weird… It’s a true story”

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Luke and Andrew: “Spellcheck doesn’t like ‘dank viral content’, as it were (Nobody does!!)”

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Andrew: “Felt weird coming outta my mouth”

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Andrew: “Go into the bathroom, push the green button… No, no, no! The red!”

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Andrew: “Hear ye… hear ye!”

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Andrew: “I want my SodaStream”

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Andrew: “I’m Steve Bannoning it up over here”

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Andrew: “One says… ‘Our Strongest’ and one says ‘Our Softest'”

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Andrew: Saying “Can you put ketchup on my hamburger please?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “TBTL”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “When I’m on the throne”

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Andrew: “Why!?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew makes a pretty dark Passover spoof about the TBTL-a-Thon gifts

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Andrew and Luke: “Wonder if that will end up on a website anywhere… The man who said that was shirtless”

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Andrew and Luke: “Your wife’s new name is… Ten-nus. Is Ten! Ten!”

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Luke: “Airports are just… a place where wild shit happens… literally”

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Luke: “Feast your brains on this… doing the show… shirtless… today”

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Luke: “God! Remember the good ol’ bidets?”

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Luke: “I care enough to lie”

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Luke: “I have no chest hair, okay?”

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Luke: “Look, not to drag Carey into this nightmare; but, let me put it this way”

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Luke: “New York City… baby”

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Luke: “Ol’… Poopy Hands Bill”

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Luke: “Rig-a-ma-dig-a-ma-role”

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Luke: Saying “It’s a living” in a gruff manner

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Luke: “Seattle, Washington, baby”

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Luke: “Skid-a-ma-rink-a-dink-a-rig-a-ma-role-a-roo?”

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Luke and Andrew: “God! Remember the good ol’ bidets? Okay. That’s the show title”

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Luke and Andrew: “I bring wet wipes with me now… I know that”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is it from a listener who is going to remain anonymous? It is indeed!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Those were the bidets… (Not bad!) Archie?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yep! That’s the announcement guys… Andrew’s leaving the program… because, he made an… Passover ref… an unnecessary and, frankly, offensive Passover reference. I don’t know what’s wrong with me”

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Andrew: “I like… doing it”

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Andrew: “I’ve just given up on my looks”

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Andrew: “Jesus”

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Andrew: Singing “Good morning, Lucas”

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Andrew: “Well, you know… chickens died for that”

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Andrew: “What is wrong with us?”

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Andrew: “Yep, not for me. Nope… skip it… Nope”

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Luke: “Apparently, I said the wrong… number yesterday; which, touched off a fire storm on Twitter”

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Luke: “Give’m [sic] me one meat carrot, please”

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Luke: “Houston, we have a problem”

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Luke: “I get the feeling that… that… if there’s one room that gets a good hosing down… Wow. Everything I say sounds… not like I intended to say”

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Luke: “I think it… really gives us a chance, Andrew, to touch the listeners”

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Luke: “I will, instead… activate this sounder; which, means, it’s time for Top Stories… This one… That one… This one… This one”

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Luke: “I’m a little torqued up about this”

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Luke: “I’m more of a… long white guy, Andrew”

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Luke: “It’s episode two-thousand, nine-hundred… and forty-seven, in a collector’s series” [ed: Nope]

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Luke: “Nespress Yourself”

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Luke: “This one… That one… This one… This one”

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Luke: “Yep! Yup!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Lot going on here. What!? Are you serious?”

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Andrew: “Bonanza just, like, pumping from your trunk”

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Andrew: “Can I offer an apology?”

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Andrew: “Hopefully, this will be a… beautiful disaster; but, either way, I think my end will be a disaster today”

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Andrew: “It’s just a crevice of just… grossness”

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Andrew: “Luke, I’m taking over the show for a second. I’m forward promoting something”

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Andrew: “Oh, you wanna just drink everything that comes out of your body?”

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Andrew: “Somebody bleach my eyes”

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Andrew: “That is Andrew’s way of saying, ‘Do not talk to me'”

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Andrew: “The sound of M&M’s tinkling into a bowl”

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Andrew: “This is really confusing to me”

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Andrew: “You heard me going crazy right before the show”

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Andrew: “You son of a gun!”

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Luke: “And, coming from the back of the pack, Whinge Rosenfeld: Crevice of Grossness… with Red Hot Go falling behind!”

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Luke: “Crevice of Grossness… moving out to the lead!”

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Luke: “Episode two-thousand, nine-hundred and thirty…six… in a collector’s series” [ed: Nope]

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Luke: “Happily… the answer is not no”

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Luke: “I wanna thank the parents of the listeners… for… having a largely coitus-free October”

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Luke: “I’m gonna give my family a red hot go”

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Luke: “I’ve been… marinating in Aussie…isms”

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Luke: “Let’s just say; and, I will get into it. Why not… Nobody listens to this”

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Luke: “Lukie Digital”

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Luke: “Red hot go”

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Luke: Singing “Happy Blursday to you”

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Luke: Singing “Here and now… I promise to love faithfully”

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Luke: “That was more of a red hot no”

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Luke: “This guy’s a cock-up”

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Luke: “This is… sad, Andrew”

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Luke: “You’re a real P-1 to the Gadsby… lifestyle”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, let me just tell you this… you are my fire… (Mmm!) my one desire (Ahh!)”

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Andrew: “And, and I cannot stand his face when it comes on TV”

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Andrew: “Beard as a face hider”

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Andrew: “Doppelgänger?!?”

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Andrew: “I know I’m the crazy one here”

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Andrew: “I’ll see you on the… ✈️… I hope we have a good… 💺”

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Andrew: “I’m a man… who wears… long pants… most of the time… That’s not the weird part”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna shave my head… keep the beard… put on a hat… lose the shirt… and, then, I’ll just let the listeners decide”

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Andrew: “It reminds me of… Mmh… Never mind”

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Andrew: “NAPA don’t know how!”

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Andrew: “Oh, dang it!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh, no… it’s worse than the middle finger”

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Andrew: “Schrödinger’s… Calm spot”

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Andrew: “Think listeners are just happy to know that we’re writing anything down”

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Andrew: “Whoa! I’m getting some splashback here”

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Andrew: “You did! You son of a bitch!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I will tell you this… Hmm. No, I don’t (I will listen to this) wanna. Err. I don’t wanna say, I don’t wanna say what I’m about to say; but, I can’t. (Already gonna be probably the most interesting part of the show) It’s not”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m always thinking of short shorts (I bet you are)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna shave my head… keep the beard… put on a hat… lose the shirt… and, then, I’ll just let the listeners decide… Perfect. Linh, did you get that… in the clear? Good stuff. You’re the one singing!”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, I’ll just say, ‘Good morning, Luke… My brain is bad’ (Hello, there)”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is so… (Right) goddamn gross!”

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Luke: “Comedians in theatres, getting interrupted”

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Luke: “Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes… Eyes, and ears, and mouths, and noses… Heads and shoulders… Did you guys do that?”

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Luke: “I loved the title… It’s a beautiful title. I love your title”

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Luke: “Really?!”

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Luke: Saying “Fifty million times!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Jackhole!” over the “Uh-oh!” sound

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Luke: Singing “Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes… Eyes, and ears, and mouths, and noses… Heads and shoulders”

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Luke: Singing along with “Barefoot Ballad” in a funny manner

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Luke: “We were so in the flow, my… my, my guy!”

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Luke: “What if we start calling our show, ‘In the Darker’?”

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Luke: “Work with me, Top Stories!”

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