Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “And, I’m a dummy!”

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Andrew: “Eff you; the Browns are gonna lose!”

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Andrew: “Everything about that experience doesn’t appeal to me”

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Andrew: “Get your nose out of the dead rat!”

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Andrew: “Get your nose out of the dead rat! There’s a whole world out there!”

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Andrew: “Hey, I’m cooking here!”

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Andrew: “I am a proud boy”

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Andrew: “I eat Bloody Marys like you for breakfast!”

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Andrew: “It is Trucktober, indeed. Hallelujah”

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Andrew: “Nnnnnn, I, Nnnnn-no”

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Andrew: “Obviously, I’m jinxing the shit out of myself by even having this conversation”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! A big, steaming mouthful of that just sounds, like, I’m, it’s, I’m almost gagging… just thinking about it”

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Andrew: “One-turdy, two-turdy, three-turdy”

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Andrew: “That’s what you call, ‘Maxting’!”

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Andrew: “This is the legend of Pizza Mountain”

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Andrew: “Where’s AWOL!?”

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Andrew: “You just gotta do shit over and over and over again”

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Luke: Funny laugh

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Luke: “He’s a proud boy”

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Luke: “He’s a proud boy!”

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Luke: “I don’t know why I did this”

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Luke: “I felt… so… happy of myself”

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Luke: “I tried to put the emphasis on… ‘boy'”

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Luke: “I want to enlist you in my friendship army”

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Luke: “I… seriously… have got to… start… eating better”

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Luke: “It’s mac and cheese. It’s still… a… patently… Panera… product… I know that’s a lot of Ps, dude”

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Luke: “It’s… it’s not like… I’m recording this at sunrise. The sun has… fairly… you know… it has risen”

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Luke: “Oyez, oyez… Hear ye, hear ye”

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Luke: “Take me home… F-PACE”

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Luke: “This man hates cans!”

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Luke: “Welcome to the wheel of pain, everyone… You’re entering a wheel of pain”

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Luke and Andrew: “I have chunks of Bloody Marys like you in my stool! (Oh, no!) Wait, (No! No!) see a doctor. Definitely see a doctor (No!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a Monday; is it garbage related? I’m really sorry; but, it is”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Slade Roofing… We’re the ones who sing, ‘Roof-roof’. Roof-roof”

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Luke and Andrew: “Speaking of cult leaders: Fuck that guy… (Oh, God!) to the moon and back! And, I don’t fucking care if he hears this… (I know) I mean, give me a brark”

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Andrew: “Aw, you got caught!”

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Andrew: Beatboxing “Beef and biscuits”

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Andrew: “Blame the Tom Powers that be”

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Andrew: “Cheryl, hold my calls”

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Andrew: “Daddy needs to putter!”

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Andrew: “I couldn’t tell you one damn word she just said”

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Andrew: “I fucking hate itemizing hotel receipts”

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Andrew: “I know what you’re doing there, buddy”

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Andrew: Imitating the punching sound from “Mike Tyson’s Punch Out”

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Andrew: “It’s bad news belts”

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Andrew: “It’s really creeping me out!!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Making some of the Breaking News sounds

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Andrew: “Minecraft is like a drug; in that, it completely turns a part of your brain off”

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Andrew: “My God! I haven’t showered today”

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Andrew: “No, I’m Andrew; and, I’m not… gonna be super comfortable there”

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Andrew: “Oh, bad day! Or, thumbs down!”

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Andrew: “Oh! Yup! Pants are coming down. Oh, man!”

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Andrew: “Okay, this is it. Almost out of stamina!”

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Andrew: Singing “A change is gonna come”

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Andrew: “That’s not how any of this works!”

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Andrew: “Their generosity is… on fleet”

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Andrew: “You go and you harvest some wheat; and, then, you take the wheat and you… bonk one of the sheep with some wheat and then you bonk the other sheep with some wheat. And, then, little hearts appear and then they mate!”

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Andrew: “You… bonk one of the sheep with some wheat and then you bonk the other sheep with some wheat”

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Andrew: “Your new name is… Corvallis, Corvallis!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I love that!! (Really?) Yes!”

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Andrew and Luke: James Van Der Beek + Greta Van Fleet = Greta Van Beek

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Luke: “A paycheck you will not dock, if Concur you have learned”

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Luke: Beatboxing

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Luke: Belting out a song

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Luke: “Cheryl… your new name is: Co-host, Co-host”

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Luke: “Daddy needs to putter”

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Luke: Growling like Marge Simpson

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Luke: Growling like Marge Simpson #2

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Luke: Growling like Marge Simpson, beatboxing and saying “Hey there” as Bill Clinton

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Luke: “Here we go. Hello, good morning, and welcome to a Fri-Yay edition of TBTL”

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Luke: “Houston, we have a boner”

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Luke: “I don’t know if my… if I’m getting shovel butt!”

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Luke: “I’m standing here!!”

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Luke: Mispronouncing “Leicester”

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Luke: Mispronouncing “Leicester” #2

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Luke: Saying “I got some stuff going on tomorrow” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “Mmm, Homie” as Marge Simpson

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Luke: “She’s been trying to… sort of… Yoda-ing my Luke Skywalker-ness… through this Concur-Dagobah system”

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Luke: Singing “Would you like to spend Christmas… on Hippo Island”

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Luke: “Squeeze my grapefruit, baby; and, let the juice run down my leg”

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Luke: “Stop rememberin’ that!!”

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Luke: “They reached way down inside their bank accounts”

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Luke: “Why ya looking for the Devil, when you should be looking for the Lord?”

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Luke: “Yeah!”

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Luke: “Yoink!”

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Luke: “You got ’em, Rock!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Growling like Marge Simpson

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Luke and Andrew: “I can show you later. (Okay. Ooh!) There’s–You can go in (Who’s the Yoda now?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re like King Hippo. (Yes) You gave it your all and it wasn’t good enough… And, I am constantly pulling up my pants”

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Andrew: “At what point do you start listening to Dori Monson?”

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Andrew: Drawn out “‘Apocalypse Now’ again, Mr. Burbank?”

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Andrew: “Hunh?”

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Andrew: “I hate body paint so much; it just icks me out”

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Andrew: “I will be disputing it!”

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Andrew: “I’m just full of caffeine and rambling now”

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Andrew: “It’s not worth shit”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Q… Quick aside”

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Andrew: “Not to confuse our… cheesy bands”

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Andrew: “Oh, it was a Lab! It was a Labrador!”

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Andrew: “Oh! There goes another parking spot for me”

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Andrew: “She doesn’t have to see my Minecraft face”

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Andrew: “She’s, like, ‘But, my name is this'”

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Andrew: Singing “I’m never sure which one I am”

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Andrew: Singing “You can go your own way”

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Andrew: “Thank you, Flo”

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Andrew: “They tore down paradise and they’re putting up another… multi-use condo building”

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Andrew: “This is impossible for me to describe”

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Andrew: “What did you think about ‘the flap’?”

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Andrew: “What did you think about ‘the flap’? Aw, shit. I know. Agh, damnit”

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Andrew: “What’s their deal? Why does everybody hate ’em so much more than all of the other garbage out there?”

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Andrew: “You shall be released”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Liberty, Liberty, Liberty… Liberty (Liberty)”

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Luke: “(Now, you have a friend in the diam…) In the garbage business”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “Definitely, you can twist it… and you can turn it how ever you want; and, that’s immaterial”

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Luke: “Do we shun the people that don’t shun him? And, then, do we shun the people that don’t shun the people that don’t shun him?”

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Luke: “I almost said, ‘Gonad'”

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Luke: “I don’t mean to laugh, Andrew; because, I know you’ve kind of had a morning”

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Luke: “I mean, that is the biggest… load of hooey”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Lord knows… what was going on in his soggy brain”

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Luke: “Oh… my… goodness!”

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Luke: “Peace and love… Peace… and love… my man”

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: “We don’t usually… we try not to… be a blood supply feeding the tumor that is the current presidency”

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Luke: “Well, as a MG who has TOW’d”

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Luke: “You are, basically now, a garbage empath”

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Luke: “You paint your cow spot?”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’ll come for the petty thievery… you’ll stay for the lack of garbage pickup. Right”

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Andrew: “Also… birds… flying around… Luke!”

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Andrew: “And, don’t blame me… if you miss it again”

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Andrew: “Aw, man! Whad’ya–whad’ya doing, Walsh?”

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Andrew: “But, the thing is, I… actually have guilt feelings about that”

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Andrew: “Can I do this in five? Yes, I can”

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Andrew: “Can I mention one other thing that I just want to get off my chest?”

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Andrew: “I don’t think of you as a stubble man”

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Andrew: “I have the face God gave me”

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Andrew: “I just… lost it”

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Andrew: “I should be TBTL’s number one brand evangelist”

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Andrew: “I… forget ninety-eight percent of… everything that is said on this show; including, my own… comments”

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Andrew: “Oh, we’re done with the hot dog shit”

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Andrew: “Please empty them this week”

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Andrew: Saying “And now, we’re putting booze in a pod; so, you can take it to your party!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Shut up! Shut up!”

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Andrew: “Sketch me in a coloring book like one of your French girls”

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Andrew: “There was a little, some snark… some snark in that tweet”

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Andrew: “Third, third, third, third, third, I’m fine!”

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Andrew: “This, like, goddamn hero worship for somebody who made, like… mid-level, at best, whiskey is just disgusting”

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Andrew: “UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT A B A B START?” [ed: Nope]

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Andrew: “Yeah, he really captured my… ‘Am I smelling a fart’ grimace”

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Andrew: “You and I should be number one and number two”

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Andrew: “You and I were running on… gas”

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Andrew: “You get me”

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Andrew: “You know, sometimes I can beat myself up a little bit”

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Andrew: “You know… honey flavor blasted, woohoo whiskey”

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Andrew and Luke: “Third, third, third, third, third, I’m fine! Third! Three-turdy? Two-turdy. Three-turdy”

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Luke: “Again, as a sketchy person, as a noted, local sketchy person”

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Luke: “And, we’re back”

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Luke: “By the way, this is a stand-your-snark… state”

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Luke: “Garbage collectors are so meta”

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Luke: “I’m comfortable saying they’ve had coitus… in the amount of time that you haven’t had your garbage picked up”

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Luke: “Longest running co…brosef… of… the show-sef… he is… TBTL’s… number one brand evangelist (Yah!)”

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Luke: Quietly saying “What really happened was… I don’t know if she’s still here. I don’t want her to overhear it”

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Luke: Singing “It’s an old day”

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Luke: Singing “No shoes. No shirt. No problem”

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Luke: “What!? He had a fucking barn!”

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