Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “Clunkily dropping… drops over the intro music”

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Andrew: “Come here! Lemme chastise ya!”

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Andrew: “Hey, Tony! Come here! Lemme chastise ya!”

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Andrew: “I started… kind of small, and it just got bigger and bigger”

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Andrew: “Khruang-stank”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh my God… I’m about to say these words… Is TBTL too smooth now? Is it too listenable?”

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Andrew: Singing “Good morning, Luke”

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Andrew: Singing “Just the two of us”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m sorry, Luke… I don’t think I’m usually critical of you or your sound effect choices… but, we just said gassy dog and you’re with the spring sound effect? You’re right. My bad. I’m sorry. Should’ve been this one… (What!?) Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “We’re gonna call up Double-D here? Yeah. Double-D-TFB? Insert door opening sound. Double-D…FTB insert door opening sound”

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Andrew and Luke: “We’re wheelers, not dealers… Absolutely. We’re makers, not takers”

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Luke: “And, it also means boobs!”

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Luke: “I’m the baby! I’m the baby!”

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Luke: “I’m the baby! I’m the baby!” #2

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Thy will be done. Thy Wing Dome come… At home… as it is in the restaurant”

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Luke: “When the… S hits the F… I don’t know why I’m not allowed to say ‘fan'”

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Luke: “X-Files is two-thousand and late”

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Luke: “Yep… Yep”

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Luke: “You know what? My dad, my dad was Mister Donut… Call me, ‘Carl Cruller'”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke uses the word “sexy” to describe their relationship

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Luke and Andrew: “Rogan Seven enter the Rogan-verse (Yes)”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s like being on the ocean, right? Anything goes when you’re Down Under? Is that true?”

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Luke and Andrew: “The farmer’s daughter. (Right) Mommy, what’s a farmer?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thy will be done. Thy Wing Dome come… At home… as it is in the restaurant… Only a dose of sacrilegiosity in this DoorDash ad”

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Luke and Andrew: “When the S–S-H-F… Hits the effing fan. Yeah… When the S… hits the fucking F”

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Luke and Andrew: “You… do… so… many… things… on this show… to get it on the… airwaves. In…cluding… editing… all the spaces (Yeah)”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke! Unless my calendar’s wrong… I’m playing the right sound on the right day”

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Andrew: “I’d heard of that. I caught wind of that; so, I ended up eating a cow”

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Andrew: Making a spring-like sound

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Andrew: Saying a series of sentences and ending them with a vocal uptick

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Andrew: “So, what is the situation with that stain right now?”

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Andrew: “They were like… extra giggly”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh!”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t wanna get into a fight with you here; it’s your damn birthday”

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Andrew and Luke: “I wonder… (Mmm-hmm) how much longer before dinner”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well over a month? Maybe even two months? (Oh, no) Hell, no”

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Luke: “And, a merry garbage eve to you. Oh, say, boy! What day is it? Have I missed it? No, sir… It’s still garbage eve!”

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Luke: “And, Rudy… being kind of playful and a derp”

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Luke: “Are you battling gray scale? Samwell Tarly and Associates”

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Luke: “It is and isn’t… Rudy’s fault”

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Luke: Saying “Rudy! Rudy!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “There’s a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza”

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Luke: “Yo! Your latch situation is janky!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m every donor… That is me. I don’t really know how that song goes (It comes from me)”

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Luke and Andrew: “My mom said… if I wait for things… those things will happen… (Alright) and I got some banana bread. Hell, yea. Hell, yea”

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Andrew: “Can you imagine having to deal with me for an entire weekend?”

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Andrew: “Didgeridon’t”

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Andrew: “Eh!”

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Andrew: “He is a nightmare monster”

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Andrew: “I… I don’t know”

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Andrew: “It doesn’t… boggle my mind the way it boggles your mind”

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Andrew: “It’s Rap: The Musical!”

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Andrew: “It’s… too hot, too dry. Everything’s too brown for my tastes”

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Andrew: “Just try walking through that; they won’t say shit about your bells”

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Andrew: “My apologies to soccer fans; cuz, I’m telling you, I am the idiot here”

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Andrew: “Reading and dinging”

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Andrew: “So, I’ll let you… do the dinging”

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Andrew: “Sportball! I care because reasons”

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Andrew: “STRFKR”

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Andrew: “This is so stupid!”

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Andrew: “This is the weirdest thing; and, I do not know if this is gonna translate”

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Andrew: “Wah-lah”

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Andrew: “We say ‘shoes’… they say ‘chubbers'”

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Andrew: “We’re just being a couple of koala logs over here”

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Andrew: “What’s wrong with the Modesto Nuts?”

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Andrew: “Whoa! What the hell is going on with me!?”

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Andrew and Luke: Baiting the listeners with having a possible candidate for the new NPR Morning Edition theme song but ended up playing Game of Cats

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Luke: “BRRRN!”

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Luke: “Christy will appreciate that… even if Andrew doesn’t!”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “Cuz, you know, I’ve gotta be surrounded by clocks and bells now”

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Luke: “Ding along”

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Luke: Dinging his bells and saying “The carol of the bells! Okay, that was bad radio”

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Luke: “Does that make you have empathy for a freaking snake!?”

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Luke: “I slept… the sleep… of the righteous”

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Luke: “I’m gonna be traveling with the weirdest assortment of shit… for the TSA to see”

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Luke: “Is it legal… to be this insane?”

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Luke: “Oh, why am I saying this right now?”

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Luke: Playing his various bells and bell sounds, plus a fart sound effect

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Luke: Saying “Came in on a sky gator” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Danger! Danger! Alienating all of the listeners… Did we hit, did we hit Sounders fans? Good… Complete… domination of everything our listeners like” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “We got trouble… right here in River City… We got trouble with a capital ‘T’, and that rhymes with ‘P’, and that stands for pool” while dinging his bells

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Luke: Singing “Don’t be gay in Indiana”

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Luke: Singing “Gigantic… Gigantic”

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Luke: “Thank you… padre”

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Luke: “We’d like to welcome new sponsor… STRFKR”

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Luke: “Would you describe it as having an LA face with an Oakland booty?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, I’m back. And, that’s why they call it ‘Sleeve Irwins'”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do we have any more petrol in the Finnegan’s Hole? Sky gator, oooh (Oooh)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Please, listeners, before you… send angry e-mails or tweet at us… please understand that we hate ourselves more than you hate us. Yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Sky gator, oooh (Oooh)”

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Luke and Andrew: “The… town where the three-eyed snake was found… is the town of… Humpty Doo! Oh, that’s not real… Humpty Doo, Australia”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who got the hooch? (Yeah!) Who got the fresh-e-freshy? Who got the only sweetest thing in the world?”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re letting me twist in the wind and I’ll never forgive you for this (No, no!)”

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Andrew: “Chris Hayes is a has-been”

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Andrew: “I’ll, I’ll do that… I can handle that. My heart can’t; but, I can”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna carry around a computer, my phone, a mini-to-mini cable, and I’m gonna wow the ladies with some live mixing of bullshit on top of bullshit”

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Andrew: “In Soviet Andrew, dog trains you”

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Andrew: “It… you know, evokes… things in me”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I said, ‘Chris Hayes is a has-been'”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Now I get it!”

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Andrew: “Lotta judgmental shit I just threw out there. Lotta judgmental shit I just threw out there”

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Andrew: “Luke… things were said… Things were said”

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Andrew: “Mano a doggo”

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Andrew: “Oh, I found the princess!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m such an idiot!”

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Andrew: “Oh, there it is!”

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, no! I’ve done it again! I’ve got class in five hours!” in a funny, drawn out manner

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Andrew: “Tfourlent never… ce-fourse to four-may-fourze-me. [ph] There!”

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Andrew: “Thank God this fucking flash mob didn’t happen during my first week… at work; because, I would’ve quit immediately”

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Andrew: “That seems like that would be right up a Burbank alley”

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Andrew: “Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start”

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Andrew: “We got our own thing going on”

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Andrew and Luke: “I haven’t made it through an entire episode of TBTL without checking out at some point and I’m on the damn show; so, dude, I feel you (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke: “God! And, now… my watch begins”

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Luke: “I gotta tell you Andrew… I, I wouldn’t say I’ve ever been attracted to you; but, this is as close as it’s been”

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Luke: “I love that people watch it… I love that people love it… I’ve never made it through an entire episode myself”

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Luke: “Liddering”

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Luke: “This is some Star Trek shit!”

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Luke: “Yas queen! We’re going to the Bay Area!”

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Luke: “Yeah! I’m like a modern day Bryant Gumbel”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke plays the clip of Andrew saying “Get out there and get poopin’!” and Andrew says that clip is the work of audio necromancing

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