Clips From TBTL #2888

Andrew: “Also, can you do my beard? I don’t know what that means; but, please do my beard”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what I’m scared of”

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Andrew: “I hate Luke Burbank’s tweets!”

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Andrew: “Ooh… I’m an urbanite”

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Andrew: Singing “Will I get these… YEEZYs?”

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Andrew: “Tale of breakfast whoa!”

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Andrew: “There’s a lotta face under here”

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Andrew: “We’re the company with the funny name”

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Andrew: “Will I get these… YEEZYs? Boy. Way to ruin that song, Walsh”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning. Are you flying in hot for this hottie? Always. Like a projectile… that’s been shot through the air. Flying… like a projectile that’s just sitting on a desk”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m your father… Oh, God”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sorry, Stu. You’re not a beta… This is the… He’s a power beta”

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Luke: “And, that is special. That is special!!”

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Luke: “Can that be the same face?”

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Luke: “Duh… uh-duh-duh… duh song”

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Luke: “I keep running into people who… love you”

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Luke: “Nora, thank you for being here… while Andrew and I work through our issues”

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Luke: Saying “Angela! My Hai Karate!” as Tony Danza

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Luke: Saying “How did we get this? Who made this Linder? This belongs to Linder” in a Boston accent

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Luke: Singing “It’s been a while”

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Luke: Siging “Veronica”

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Luke: “So, I’m allowed to do it… ‘kay?”

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Luke: “Thank you for sharing your tales… of… breakfast whoa… with us; or, is it a tale of breakfast whoa!! This is awesome!”

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Luke: “That’s a service we provide… If you have cute hair… we’ll say, ‘Damn, Jen… You got some cute hair'”

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Luke: “That’s a strange word!”

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Luke: “Well, there’s the breakfast of champi-Tens!”

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Luke: “You rode into the coffee shop on a horse with no name”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, you know what? I, I get a lot of Luke Skywalker references; so, I’m allowed to do it… ‘kay? I have an easily… I have an easily joked about name myself; so, I… I just, I understand it. I’ve lived it, Andrew… You haven’t… I’m your father… Oh, God”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke whistling the Old Spice jingle and Andrew saying “Yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, hello Marcelo… People try to tell me my head’s too big for my body; and, I say, ‘Too big for what? (Too big for what?)’ Oh, hello, Marcelo”

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Luke and Andrew: “Veronica. Sorry… Veronica! (I guarantee you, she’s never heard that before)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well… you’re the hottie. You get to do what you want (I’m… flying in hot)”

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Luke and Nora McInerny: Singing a few notes from Jack Johnson’s “Bubble Toes”

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Nora McInerny and Andrew: “I typically don’t like podcasts where just two people talk (Mmm-hmm)”

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Nora McInerny, Andrew and Luke: Nora and Luke singing the melody to a Jack Johnson song while Andrew is trying to figure out what it is to play it

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Nora McInerny, Luke and Andrew: “And, when you wear your hair down, no one knows you have this, like… little secret… She’s got a big secret. Yes!”

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Clips From TBTL #2887

Andrew: “And, then, all of a sudden, noth–nothing really changed around me… I just got the fear”

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Andrew: “As a… just a little, roly-poly boy”

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Andrew: “Backpack!!!”

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Andrew: “Can I quit?”

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Andrew: “Good morning… Got a little handsy last night, Luke. I’m not gonna lie to you”

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Andrew: “I don’t remember things well, though”

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Andrew: “I’m just having a lotta feelings about this right now”

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Andrew: “It… was!!!”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ”

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Andrew: “Kiwi baby mama”

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Andrew: Making a Scooby Doo-like sound

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Andrew: “Man… This bugs me”

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Andrew: “Mmmh!”

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Andrew: “Now, let’s go back to last night… We’ve… shimmy, shimmy… shimmy, shimmy hey’d underneath the… the barrier”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, it’s Blursday!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh… I need to complain to somebody”

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Andrew: Saying “Backpack!” as Scooby Doo

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Andrew: Saying “Kids? Above average?” as Scooby Doo

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Andrew: Saying “Kids? Above average?” as Scooby Doo (Edited)

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Andrew: “Take it up to the… whatever you said”

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Andrew: “Where the hell is my backpack!!? That’s got my recorder in it!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And Kiwi baby mama Vanessa… (What does ‘Kiwi baby mama’ mean…) I hate you”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Kids? Above average?” as Scooby Doo and Luke trying to not laugh so that it could be in the clear and pulled as a drop

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Andrew and Luke: “At the very least, I would’ve been, like, Scooby Doo in your Shaggy arms. Awww”

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Andrew and Luke: “Whoa-ho-ho-ho, dark! (Dark!)”

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Luke: “Amphitheater of Silence”

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Luke: “David D’Joseph D’Burbank”

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Luke: “Happy birthday, Cloop! [sic]

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Luke: “I wanted it to be kind of rough and weird”

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Luke: “It was a hot shit hottie”

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Luke: “It was too rough and too weird”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Like a baller!”

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Luke: Saying “Like, zoinks, Scoob!” as Shaggy

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Luke: Saying “Where are all the children?” in a funny accent

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Luke: “Scratch an itch that I didn’t even know was itching me”

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Luke: “Smells like tween spirit!”

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Luke: “This town needs a dazzler!”

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Luke: “Today, when I was… when I was on my little… my little, I’m gonna start calling it a ‘turkey trot’ now”

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Luke: “What do you take away from a man who has nothing?”

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Luke and Andrew: A reporter saying “Mmm-mmm-mmm. I’m flying in hot for that hottie” in a KARE-TV video really bugs Andrew

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll… give that a hard maybe. Okay”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thank you for not staying in my body for… twenty to thirty years! Oh my God!”

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Clips From TBTL #2886

Andrew: “And, it’s just vibrating under your ass?”

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Andrew: “He hits! He runs! And, now, he bobbles!”

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Andrew: “Hodel”

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Andrew: “Hodel” #2

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Andrew: “I love the RanHam. I’m not talking S here”

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Andrew: “I was looking for some Minnesota noise… That was me trying to say ‘news'”

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Andrew: “If you… had a time machine, would you go back and go bowling with baby Hitler?”

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Andrew: “It was not good!”

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Andrew: “Millions of hands on those balls”

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Andrew: “Oh, this is a dangerous game to play”

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Andrew: Singing “Day-O”

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Andrew: “They say that Andrews don’t hero for a day… but, for a lifetime”

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Andrew: “Those balls were as greasy and dirty as I’ve ever seen. Everybody’s hands were turning black. At one point, I look down at my hands and they were… black”

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Andrew: “Tidy little tangent”

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Andrew: “We went on some… tangents today!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Anytime I’m at a bowling alley; and, of course, we like our bowling alleys… I was gonna… Like we like our women? Underground with limited cell service? (Oh, no!) I dunno, I’m just gonna do it… (Stop! Stop!) I’m just gonna make sure that (Stop!) none of these Dazzling Donors ever donate again; and, it’s working!”

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Andrew and Luke: “It was not an emergency situation… I sound like you; like, I know what his deal is. Sorry. Hey, wait! How am I the bad guy? Wait. Where did that, where did that come from?”

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Andrew and Luke: “The way we’d have to go if I’m walking outside from my hodel… hotel to here is… Hodel. Hodel… Hodel… Hold the ‘tel”

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Luke: “Go for it, or don’t”

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Luke: “Hodel”

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Luke: “Like, this was some Eyes Wide Shut shit”

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Luke: Mimicking the sound of a soft train horn

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Luke: “One-one-one-one-one-one-one”

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Luke: “Put a little candy on that”

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Luke: Saying “Ain’t got time to bleed!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Ain’t got time to bleed!” in a funny manner #2

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Luke: Saying “Awkward transition!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “When they gave us the money” in a funny manner

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Luke: “We’re already off to a heart… heart… hot… start”

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Luke: “Who loves ya, baby?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I will just say, it was… it ended up being… an intimate session… which, by that, I don’t mean things got sexual. I don’t know what happened after I left. (Well, you left early) That’s true. I don’t know what happened after I left”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, I try to start things here… (Uh-huh!) Sometimes you’re not around… and, so, I have to love the one I’m with… (Uh-huh) named… Live Wire! Radio”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cool… Whatever… Cool, cool, cool”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hodel… Hodel”

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Luke and Andrew: “I am such a Taurus… Your new name is: Taurus, (Taurus) Taurus”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t… wanna even finish this sentence; cuz, it’s gonna get… Oh! Nobody wants you to”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think that the combination of finger food and bowling is… Problematic!? It’s like the, it’s like the, it’s like the combination of… rental scooters and being drunk”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was trying to do something with United Airlines’ website on Live Wire!… Oh, good. Just recycle it here… Yeah, exactly, Andrew… I thought we are the testing ground. I thought we’re the test kitchen, the Live Wire! test kitchen”

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Luke and Andrew: Making a Snow “Informer” spoof during a promo for Snowe

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Luke and Andrew: “Your body… is a mess! Oh, yeah. It–Your, your… things are coming out of every… (Oh…) pretty much every part (dear…) of your body… It’s not (God) an appetizing article; and, my takeaway from it was… God, I could eat… God, I could eat!”

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Clips From A Song of Ice and Spoilers: 2019-04-23

Andrew: “I’m with you… I don’t care… I don’t care about climate change. I don’t care about the White Walkers. I’m on the record”

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Andrew: Mimicking the sound of an alarm clock going off

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Andrew: “Oh… oh, look who’s… oh, look who’s back! Oh, the gang’s all here! And, who’s gonna come through the door next?”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is probably the worst episode of Game of Thrones I’ve ever seen… (How… dare…) with the possible exception of some other ones… (you… even… say… that…) That (to… me!)”

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Luke: “Can you believe he raped her”

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Luke: “He’s got a big schlong”

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Luke: Making the The Price is Right losing horn sound

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Luke: “Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no-no. I don’t, I’m not… I’m not ambitious. I don’t wanna be in charge… Please, take this cup from me”

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Luke: Singing “I can vamp if I want to”

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Luke and Andrew: All Luke and Andrew can say is “Wow!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you ready for my ultimate hot take? Yeah! I would just be fine with everybody, so long as it’s quick and painless… everybody I saw in this episode can die”

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Luke and Andrew: “Having flesh isn’t easy; otherwise, everyone would have it… I drink and I rot”

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Luke and Andrew: “I… loved… this episode of… Game of Thrones… I… am… apparently… wrong… (Are… we… going… to talk…) about… everything (this way… the whole episode)”

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Clips From TBTL #2885

Andrew: “Akron!”

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Andrew: “Answer the question, Luke!”

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Andrew: “But, that’s the kind of shit that happens to me all the time… Doesn’t that seem more like a Walsh move?”

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Andrew: “Clearly, you scared the fat kid!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Me too! Me too!”

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Andrew: “I don’t care!”

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Andrew: “I don’t care!” #2

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Andrew: “I don’t like the fact that you said, ‘Yet'”

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Andrew: Singing “Razzle-dazzle”

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Andrew: “The Midwest is the best”

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Andrew: “The tyranny of the petty”

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Andrew: “There is always a Steve Nelson… but… right now, it’s not a human; it’s a dog”

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Andrew: “This is American Public Media”

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Andrew: “You know… this is a negative answer”

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Andrew and Luke: “I didn’t crush my wife! (Yes, exactly) I don’t care!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I thought they smelled bad on the outside… I thought they sounded good… on the inside!”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “Nora likes me better right now… Oh, no! Now, we’re getting ready! Now things are getting real!”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is… non-intelligence for your life (Oh, okay)”

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Luke: “And so, our wash begins”

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Luke: “Argentinian embassy. Is your refrigerator running?”

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Luke: “Avoid the -toid”

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Luke: “Cthulhu”

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Luke: “Do you have a powerful lust to gamble right now?”

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Luke: “I don’t have nearly as many, kind of, intrusive thoughts of regret… as you do, Andrew; and, I don’t mean to laugh when I say that”

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Luke: “I’m not willing to face that reality”

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Luke: “If he thanks a Dazzling Donor, I’m gonna shit my pants!”

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Luke: “Just do the fucking news”

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Luke: “Keep it up, dummies!”

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Luke: Saying “You call that a judgmental stare? Rise up lights” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Singing the NBC chime

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Luke: “Steve Nelson, not the dog. El Ropo, not the magician”

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Luke: “You’ve been pushing my buttons for years!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And so, our wash begins… That’s so perfect!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re out with our friend, Steve Nelson, not the dog… Mmm-hmm… And… You talk about El Ropo, the human? Oh, yeah, that’s who I’m talking about… (Okay) Not the magician. Okay, got it. Steve Nelson, not the dog. El Ropo, not the magician”

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Clips From TBTL #2884

Andrew: “Also, sometimes we just play stupid bullshit at the end of the show”

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Andrew: “Bottom bins”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Noice”

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Andrew: “Ha!”

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Andrew: “Help me, Both-Ten; you’re my only hope”

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Andrew: “I forgot how… dead downtown St. Paul is on a Sunday; and, it kinda made me sad”

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Andrew: “I would’ve been back in the… in, like, the urinal cake country back there”

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Andrew: “I’m a big man; there’s not a lotta room”

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Andrew: “Man, it is… it is nasty out there!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I stopped the music!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Put the petrol in the Qashqai!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Hello, friendos”

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Andrew: “Slice you right up the middle, Luke”

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Andrew: “Somehow, I was able to just, kind of, short-circuit my brain a little bit”

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Andrew: “The Pied Pipers of Truancy”

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Andrew: “These are not the Both-Tens you’re looking for”

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Andrew: “We’re Minnesota Noice!”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s really nooice? (Apparently) (Noice!)”

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Luke: “Game over, dude!”

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Luke: “I agree with… a hundred percent what you’re saying”

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Luke: “I get to be inside the plane!?”

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Luke: “I guess we’re gonna do this”

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Luke: “I just like a variety of farts, Andrew. Please”

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Luke: “I’m a power bottom bin, for the record”

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Luke: “Like… I’m pretty down on Silicon Valley… I’m pretty down on tech disruption”

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Luke: “Minnesota… noice”

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Luke: “More on that never”

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Luke: “No! They don’t need to go faster!”

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Luke: “Ooh! That was a bad situation”

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Luke: “That, believe it or not… went better… than I expected”

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Luke: “This is where I am now just saying… nonsense gibberish that the listeners will… be cringing over”

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Luke: “Why does this thing fit!? What the!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, it was a real ziggle-zaggle… (It was a real ziggle-zaggle!) I ziggle-zaggled all around the parking lot”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, the pizza guy is, like… totally nice and totally professional… (Of course) What do you mean, ‘Of course’!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Look at you, Walsh! (That one made it) You’re hot, my friend! I just threw a tissue across the room and it landed directly in the garbage can”

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Luke and Andrew: “Nine year old Luke is just so disappointed in forty-two, almost forty-three, year old Luke… but… We all are”

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Luke and Andrew: “Support your local public libraries! Maybe not by creepily hanging out with the stuffed animals (Alright!) in the children’s section, Andrew! Okay! Alright! It was once. It wasn’t creepy. It was adorable… and, then, they kicked me out”

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Luke and Andrew: “You call that a Limburger? Oh my God”

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