Clips From TBTL #2883

After the April 18th Live Wire! Radio taping at the Alberta Rose Theatre, Luke and I talked about cars and the discussion about auto makers trying to improve fuel economy in newer cars by finding ways to lighten vehicles (or at least offset the weight as vehicles grow over time), auto start/stop systems and combining turbocharging with downsizing engines. Unfortunately, what I had said didn’t quite get translated properly when Luke brought it up on this show. Sigh.

To correct the record:

  • One of the methods that auto makers can reduce the weight of cars is to reduce sound deadening materials or eliminating them as an extreme measure
  • Auto start/stop systems themselves are not mandated by the EPA; but, auto makers that implement auto start/stop systems can be required to turn it back on when the vehicle is started the next time around
  • Turbocharging boosts the amount of air that is fed into the engine as a means to mitigate the reduced engine displacement. Under low throttle, the engine can lean-burn and get better fuel economy while the turbo isn’t making a lot of boost. Stomping on the accelerator or putting the engine under heavy load will increase the boost pressure and increase the amount of fuel needed. Smaller, turbo engines can be under more load than a larger, naturally-aspirated engine under the same conditions and the fuel economy saving of the smaller displacement engine can be negated or have worse fuel economy.

Having said that, here’s the segment in which those items were brought up.

Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for some car talk with Luke after a Live Wire! taping and Luke messing up on a number of the details

 

Andrew: “Answer the opinion, jerk!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Who are you flipping off?”

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Andrew: “Have an opinion already, jerk!”

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Andrew: “Have an opinion already, jerk! Answer the opinion, jerk!”

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Andrew: “I kind of lit a fuse under the guy to my right about the assholes like the guy to my left”

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Andrew: “I wish I hadn’t done that”

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Andrew: “It was a waste of time to do dat”

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Andrew: “Jesus! You’re not leaving here without a band-aid”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho, God!”

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Andrew: “Please clap”

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Andrew: “Slabjacking”

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Andrew: “Tempted by the fruit of a letter”

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Andrew: “They was trying to say I was drunk”

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Andrew: “We love them like family and we hate them like family”

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Andrew: “Well… feel free to refer to me as Genevieve’s ride or die”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can we throw him in the moon door, Luke? Make the man fly!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Or, did you pull it out of your shoe? Oh, gross! I pulled it out of my bra… oddly. There’s a lot you don’t know about me, Andrew”

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Luke: “And, I yelped!”

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Luke: “Andrew, I have a hangnail”

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Luke: “Can-a-worm-us?”

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Luke: “I know that it’s a song by Washed Up!”

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Luke: “It’s like ten thousand TVs when all you need is a Root Sports Northwest”

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Luke: Luke describing a standing rule Live Wire! has about not having three white, male guests and getting mentioned for having the data

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Luke: Making a series of funny sounds and saying “It’s vegetarian!”

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Luke: “Political correctness. You can’t say anything!”

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Luke: Saying “Stop looking at me” in a Scouse accent

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Luke: “So, buckle up!”

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Luke: “This is special… This is special”

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Luke: “Tiguan, I got Tiguan”

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Luke: “We must have this car now!”

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Luke and Andrew: “All attention is good attention, if you’re me… So, I’ll take it… I’m farting”

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Luke and Andrew: “Clown to the left of you, nice guy to right. Right! Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke shows Andrew his hangnail and Andrew wants Luke to put a band-aid on it

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Luke and Andrew: “We’ll talk to you on Monday. Until then: No mountain too tall. I’m farting… and, good luck to all”

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Clips From TBTL #2882

Andrew: “And, I am sitting on a story right now that seems so TBTL-y that I wanna tell you; but, I can’t”

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Andrew: Andrew called Daylight Saving Time a fake time zone

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Andrew: Funny, drawn out “Wassup!”

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Andrew: “I can’t cut out every dumb thing I say. There’s not enough time in the day”

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Andrew: “I totally… crashed and burned”

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Andrew: “I wish you could hear what I’m hearing on my end”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna stand trial here… in your… kangaroo court”

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Andrew: “It seemed like his heart was actually more into hosting a late night show, or… being in comedy; but, instead, got into news and lying”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “My brain is so bad that I never remember anything”

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Andrew: “My brain just breaks at that point”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho-ho! That’s… that’s clever!”

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Andrew: “Ol’ frugal Andy over here”

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Andrew: “Sorry… Saving-heads… I just called your time zone… fake”

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Andrew: “Speaking of times zones that’s boggling my mind… boggling my mind, I tell you”

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Andrew: “That guy would hate you, by the way”

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Andrew:  “Wasuga! [ph]

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Andrew: “You know, sometimes we talk about the delay on the line… there was a delay on my brain today; like, a four second delay on almost everything you said. My apologies for that. I am going to be so sharp tomorrow… you could… cut one of those scary Australian birds with me”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew threatens to quit the show if the clip of him saying “Wassup!” makes its way to Marsupial Gurgle

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Andrew and Luke: Noble Prize, Copperston and Smash-mith

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Andrew and Luke: Possible mini-to-mini dreamcatcher

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Luke: “Alaska Gold 75K? Don’t mind if I do”

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Luke: “As the Beastie Boys said, ‘Another plane, another train. Another bullet to the brain'”

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Luke: Audio of Luke cutting in and out during the intro

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Luke: “By the way, this is The Sportive podcast. Welcome back… I am the Stu-bot… and, that’s the other guy… who does the show… and, he’s in Seattle today”

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Luke: “Go Huskies, woo!”

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Luke: “I am now sweating so hard on this plane, Andrew… but, I’m also fake sleeping… so, I can’t take the coat off!”

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Luke: “I’m in an Andrew hot ZIP out here”

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Luke: “If the crap hits the fan”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Lemme just read you this line. I can’t believe I’m doing this; and, I don’t know what’s going on with me emotionally that I’m just reading Bob Dylan lyrics”

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Luke: Saying “Everybody razzle-dazzle” as Bill Clinton

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Luke: Saying “That’s-a spicy documentary take!” in a faux Italian accent

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Luke: Saying “That’s-a spicy razzle-dazzle” as an Italian Bill Clinton

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Luke: Singing “Everybody razzle-dazzle” as Bob Dylan

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Luke: “They’re bumping their phones and trading their contacts, and all that”

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Luke: “You’ve turned my heart of stone… into a… let’s be honest… plaque-filled… heart of jalapeño poppers”

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Luke and Andrew: “With great donations come great us prying into your life… Brent (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You just don’t wanna put… new gas into old gas skins. I think that’s… No! No, you do not want to do that”

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Clips From TBTL #2881

Andrew: “Also, I get the Lord of the Rings and the Bible confused”

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Andrew: “Have we reached our ten year friendiversary yet?”

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Andrew: “He really likes his… Bean time, in the same way I like my Andrew time”

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Andrew: “I can get so catty about those things, and snarky”

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Andrew: “It is just a huge sugar blast”

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Andrew: “M’kay. You outta here?”

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Andrew: “Nostalgia is a powerful drug”

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Andrew: “Not to turn this into a sad sack story”

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Andrew: “Turning Coors Light into Miller High Life”

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Andrew and Luke: “By the way, Luke, this is not me… at all judging you… This is me judging you judging others (Better not be)”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s best to use more words (Mmm-hmm!)”

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Luke: “Carey… God bless her… What a… what a… sweet… (That’s my woife!) kind person”

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Luke: “Dinner for schmucks… starring me”

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Luke: “Equivalent… past… participle of the paradigmatic profane word in our culture!!”

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Luke: “I don’t know… Metaphor much?”

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Luke: “Nah. I think… our princess is in another castle”

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Clips From A Song of Ice and Spoilers: 2019-04-16

Andrew: “Embrace the corniness”

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Andrew: “How the hell is that gonna go down?”

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Andrew: “I think… it’s… a little… like climate change, Luke”

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Andrew: “Jon Snow is dead again! Oh, no! He’s not! He pulled himself up from the ice”

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Andrew: “Like a lily-livered coward!”

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Andrew: “Like, this is the troll in me. Like, I don’t consider myself a very trolly person”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! I can never figure this out!”

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Andrew: Saying “There’s a hole in the wall!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Yaarüs, Yaarüs” (Edited)

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned for asking Luke and Andrew to break out No Point Conversion and A Song of Ice and Spoilers as separate show files

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Andrew and Luke: “This is it… my friends (Oh, wow!)”

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Luke: “Are the Iron Islands the Duluth of Westeros?”

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Luke: “I’m not good… with camp”

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Luke: Singing “Zacchaeus was a wee little man, and a wee little man was he. He climbed up in a sycamore tree, for the Lord he wanted to see”

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Luke: “You know, peace and love; but… not really peace and love”

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Luke and Andrew: “I know you’re excited about the fact that people can get this as a, as it’s own special thing now… That, (Yeah!) this is not just a… boil on the backside of an otherwise… beautiful TBTL butt cheek”

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Clips From TBTL #2880

Andrew: “1040-EZ Peasy”

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Andrew: “Cuz, you’re, you know, gigging all over the place”

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Andrew: “Don’t Jeff Lynne me!”

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Andrew: “Everything’s great with my mouth”

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Andrew: “I guess that’s it!!”

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Andrew: “I know you like me to ‘Yes, and’ you”

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Andrew: “I love Jesus; but, I drink a little”

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Andrew: “I, I thunder-shirt him, you know”

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Andrew: “I’ve… said it once… say it again… Mothers Against Drunk Driving… has a… iron grip on this culture of ours… and they’re ruining America”

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Andrew: “I’ve… said it once… say it again… Mothers Against Drunk Driving… has a… iron grip on this culture of ours… and they’re ruining America… Get that in the clear, Linh? I see what you’re doing over there, Luke… I see what you’re doing over there. I do not wanna hear that ever re-surface. Linh… I will… I will unfriend you”

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Andrew: “Linh Pham… the Phamdemort… Phamily… Man”

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Andrew: Mimicking the sound of creaky floorboards

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Andrew: Mimicking Theodore’s loud yelling sound

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Why is he fighting with his penis?”

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Andrew: Requesting someone to register the domain PlantOrAnimal.com

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Andrew: “They is trying to say I was drunk… I had eight beers. That’s it”

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Andrew: “This is the shit that happens to me all the time!”

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Andrew: “Ugh! She’s got a snake”

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Andrew: “When I saw myself poop, and I was like, ‘You gotta be kidding me'”

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Andrew: “Where’s my doohickie?”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna love the living tweedle out of this”

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Andrew and Luke: “AmIHotOrNot… dot-meow… and… also. Hey, Linh. You should buy that one. (Oddly, that URL is taken) Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, I… I can’t talk about that… Okay”

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Luke: “Cool. Your new name is Taargüs”

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Luke: “I’m just glad my wife is in charge of this and not me”

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Luke: “I’m very dependent on myself. I’m extremely dependent on myself!”

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Luke: “It… mutilated this other turtle’s dong!”

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Luke: “It’s my money and I want it now!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Ooh! Explicit”

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Luke: “Thank you for looking that up; because, honestly, it wasn’t until I said it out loud… into a microphone… on to a recording, that will be heard by thousands and thousand of people, that I realized… I don’t actually know what the name of that snake is!”

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Luke: “That’s dirty, right?”

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Luke: “Their entire console would not fire… because, the power was out. Because, the thing wasn’t plugged in! Because, nobody was monitoring the situation!! Because, the union guys were having a tuna sandwich!!!”

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Luke: “Who loves ya baby!!?”

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Luke: “Yeah, the shit–the trip is shaping up… I almost said, ‘The shit is traping up'”

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Luke: “Yeah! Nailed it!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a wet, wild… wooly world here in Whatcom County… It’s a wot of Ws, Woot”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wow! That’s cool! (Yeah) That’s fun!”

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Clips From TBTL #2879

Andrew: “Akron, Ohio!”

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Andrew: “Aw, damnit!”

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Andrew: “But, he’s gonna be unlikable!”

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Andrew: “But, I was… overcome with the… like, desire to do that, and I don’t know why!”

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Andrew: “But, this is how weird my mind was working at the time”

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Andrew: “By the way, kids, don’t run away… Gus! Don’t run away”

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Andrew: “Guys, you’re doing great!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m being difficult on this”

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Andrew: “I grew a beard… I built a cabin… and I lived there forever; and, then, I met Luke… about thirty years later, and we started doing TBTL. And, that’s how that happened”

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Andrew: “M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I”

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Andrew: “My grandma gave us tons of old Reader’s Digest from the 60s and 70s; and, we kept them in the bathroom… for some reason”

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Andrew: “No to the name tags!”

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Andrew: “No! I don’t get in the car with strangers!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah! Her eyes are so squinty!”

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Andrew: “Take the shower and come upstairs. We have a lot to talk about”

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Andrew: “That’s why… if you were to find those exact Reader’s Digest today, they would be pretty… pretty puffed up… with water damage”

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Andrew: “This isn’t the life for me anymore, living in Valley City, Ohio”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you ever look at Rudy and she appeared to be a giant ham… or, what would a vegetarian version of that be? Did she look like a giant rutabaga? (I looked at Rudy and she became a giant pile of horse poop!) Eugh!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know what? Those people upstairs will wait; but, the, the humor will not… I have a whole stack of these (No) things”

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Luke: “And, by the way, the real world is really real this morning for me”

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Luke: “Bashing your way through… trees”

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Luke: “Cha-cha-chaaa!”

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Luke: “Cockamamie schedule”

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Luke: “Dragons be dragging”

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Luke: “I can have a dream sometimes where I, I’m… higher up on something that I meant to be”

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Luke: “I gotta wait until nine to watch this; which is very late for Old Man Burbank”

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Luke: Imitating the sound of a white-throated sparrow

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Luke: “It’s all downhill and three-sixty slam dunks from here”

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Luke: “Podcast movement? More like bowel movement!”

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Luke: Saying “I just have a pet ferret… because, it’s enjoyable” as John Lennon

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Luke: Singing “I am a tree… I am a Bran”

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Luke: “That’s… gotta… that’s gotta leave a skidmark!”

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Luke: “This was more like ‘Dingus in Real Life'”

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Luke: “Uh, well, actually”

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Luke: “You know, you go into podcasting with the bird sounds you have, people, not the bird sounds you need; and, that was the one I had in my sound effects file”

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Luke: “You’re more horse poop than dog… to me now”

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Luke and Andrew: Reading a list of nuts, er, birds

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Luke and Andrew: “Well… the good news is, your parents… were… were really on the case, and were… were pretty protective. My parents were not protective. And, we’re both screwed up in different ways… (Yeah! Right) So, the good news is, no matter what you do as a parent, your kid… (Yeah) will be… kinda screwed up”

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