Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “And, I am… flying high on my own… supply right now”

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Andrew: “Don’t take my shirt off! Just roll the sleeve up”

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Andrew: “Gobble-gobble”

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Andrew: “I forgot how good this damn song is!”

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Andrew: “I say, is that a sna–?”

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Andrew: “I’m out of my depth here, Donny”

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Andrew: “I’m WEP behind the ears”

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Andrew: “Just cut a little part of the shirt off. I don’t want you to see my rolls”

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Andrew: “L–Luke… I’m your sporker”

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Andrew: Making a series of banging sounds

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Andrew: Making a series of banging sounds and saying “Nobody isolate that sound”

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Andrew: Saying “Good morning, Luke” in a deep, gruff voice

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Andrew: “You’re listening to TBTL, the show that just might be 2busy2love”

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Andrew and Luke: “I kinda don’t… give a crap… that is, that’s, (Whoa!) that’s… Bad boy of public podcasting. Invite me on your goddamn panel, maybe, I’ll start watching my tongue!”

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Luke: “Gold in them hills!!! Gold I tell ya!!”

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Luke: “How about you spring clean your chompers, everybody”

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Luke: “I afraid of sharks”

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Luke: “I don’t care!”

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Luke: “Okay… this is a fight for your… this is a fight for your media life, Burbank. You got to just… downshift into the hits”

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Luke: Saying “Can I check out your meat pie?” as Columbo

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Luke: Saying “Vroom-vroom, I’m Riddick” as Vin Diesel

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Luke: Saying “You call that a WEP password?” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Singing “It’s been a while”

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Luke: “This is totally on you! You… you–I didn’t even know this hashtag existed fourteen minutes ago; and, now, I’m obsessed with it… but, we can’t share it!”

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Luke: “Who is your progenitor; and, what does he do?”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew made a “Three Dog Night” spoof that Luke passed on, causing Andrew to stop the show to point out the great spoof

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Luke and Andrew: “Howl at the moon with Three Dog Night… (Mmm) or… Winter is coming with Three Dog Night… King”

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Luke and Andrew: “If we blow a hose, we are hosed (Yes)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke offers to suck out snake venom out of Andrew if bit, but with a caveat or two

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Oui, oui!” and Andrew going a stereotypical French laugh

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Luke and Andrew: “Some cities are showers, some cities are growers. Oh, come on. You know what I mean…? (I cannot believe he just told that joke) Can we call this show ‘Get, get busy dying or get busy trying?'”

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Andrew: “All the way to the dump. Laughing all the way to the dump”

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Andrew: “Choo-choo!”

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Andrew: “How about I stop doing whatever the hell that was?”

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Andrew: “I can’t get no respect!”

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Andrew: “I have no idea why I’m feeling a little bit grumpy”

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Andrew: “Luke, my brain just broke. I got panicky and my brain just broke”

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Andrew: “One way or another, I’m gonna sink this segment”

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Andrew: “Run the cans”

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Andrew: Saying “This guy knows the road” in an Australian accent

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Andrew: Singing “Garfield 1-2323”

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Andrew: Singing “Throw a…nother shrimp on the barby”

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Andrew: “Trust me, I’m a locksmith”

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Andrew: “Well, we all have our crosses to bear, Luke”

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Andrew: “What’s in the bento box!!? What’s in the bento box!?”

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Andrew: “Why?”

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Andrew: “Yard waste!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I… I’m worried to open my mouth; because, I feel like all I have is… (Don’t) little, petty grievances that I don’t wanna get into”

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Luke: “Even though I’ve been complaining, I actually love going to the dump”

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Luke: “Exciting times here… at the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, which is perped atop… Perched and perped? Oh my God… is there gonna be a perp walk later? That’s gonna be bad”

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Luke: Singing “Their bones are their money… Also, the worms are their money”

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Luke: Singing “Their bones are their money”

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Luke: Singing in the manner of Jack Johnson

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Luke: “Stifle it… Burbank. Stifle it”

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Luke: “Un-doodle… that diddle”

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Andrew: “Australia is a wonderful country; and, its bricks are unique as its… whatever”

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Andrew: “Be quiet, dummy!”

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Andrew: “Because, this show… is like a legacy”

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Andrew: “Have an opinion, nerd!”

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Andrew: “I’ll tell you one galling thing about this”

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Andrew: “Mind Graft”

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Andrew: “Oh, it was great! It was great!”

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Andrew: “Oh, man! You’re the Bad Girl of Podcasting”

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Andrew: “Oh, Shelly! Who ya talking to, baby?”

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Andrew: “That’s the future… that this liberal wants”

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Andrew: “This dynasty needs to die out, I think”

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Andrew: “This is a secret that I don’t tell many people; but… I don’t have a lot going on!”

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Andrew: “What’s your damage?”

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Andrew: “Whoa, whoa, whoa”

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Andrew: “You know that, baby”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna be surprised to hear this, Luke. I hope you’re sitting… But… other people are not as concerned… with the garbage as I am”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, because, the yard–yard waste was picked up… bright and early! Yard waste, yard waste. Yard waste. Your wife’s new name is… I don’t listen to your podcast anymore (Yard waste)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning… I’m fine. Everything’s fine… I mean, sometimes… people don’t pick up the garbage; and, it just sits out there all night. It’s fine. It’s not a big deal. Who would even care? Who would even notice!? Not me (That really happen again?)”

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Andrew and Luke: Like other conversations on the show, Monkees talk makes Andrew want to just hang up and do a deep dive

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Andrew and Luke: “We did the longest copyright infringement ever from a van… Where’s our damn press release!? Where’s our parade?”

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Luke: “Dr. Arakaki, heal thyself”

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Luke: “Guys, guys, guys… Stop the show”

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Luke: “I’m becoming the Elizabeth Taylor of Podcasting”

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Luke: “I’ve missed you… little red Sound Machine”

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Luke: Saying “They suddenly realized!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Shout out to Jake in Chicago for being the Perfect Daddy. No!”

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Luke: “Three thouthandth epithode [ph]“

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Luke and Andrew: “First they came for the yard waste and (Mmm-hmm) I said nothing… cuz, I figured they were also gonna pick up the garbage… Then, they didn’t come for the garbage”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, she probably already knew; cuz, she’s so savvy and… is like… really… knows… pretty much more about the show than we do now… P-Fletch and Linh Pham are really the two keepers of the… of the whatever, of the… of the flame when it comes to this show”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a self-licking ice cream cone (It is)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is the Elizabeth Taylor and Bad Girl of Podcasting

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Nick Armes and Luke: “Thanks for listening today, everybody. We’ll be back tomorrow (Aw, shit) with more imaginary radio; but, until then, please remember: No mountain too tall; and, good luck to all”

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Andrew: “Boom-boom-boom-boom-boom”

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Andrew: “First of all, screw you”

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Andrew: “I actually… cut some chunks out”

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Andrew: “I could go back and listen to myself; but, that would be painful”

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Andrew: “I’m hoping this will… help the story; I’m not just interrupting to hear my own voice”

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Andrew: “I’m like you. I just get bored. My mind just wanders; as, it’s just… crash ’em up, crash ’em up, crash ’em up”

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Andrew: “It looks… terrible!”

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Andrew: “Javelina, Mr. Bob Javelina?”

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Andrew: “Let me get this straight… they don’t listen anymore?”

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Andrew: “Let me give these a day in court”

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Andrew: “Mmm. Sausage”

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Andrew: “Not everything has to do with me and you”

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Andrew: “Once you start noodling around… after a few measures”

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Andrew: Saying “Did ya, did ya get ’em? Did you get ’em, Brutus? Heh? Heh? Did you get ’em?” as an excited dog

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Andrew: Saying “I do, I do, I do… now” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Yeah, no. Fight scenes are like the… guitar solos of movies for me”

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Andrew: “You win! You win!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I agree with everything that you just said; except, I’m the one who came up with the ‘curing global loneliness’… if I recall. Go on your Wikipedia page and update it right now”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is why people say the New York Times is fake news… Yeah! They gotta be making this up”

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Luke: “BBE: Big Bite Energy”

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Luke: “He’s a lawyer!!”

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Luke: “I’m about to introduce… one of my favorite bags of meat”

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Luke: “I’m gonna tell you, Andrew, about… What I learned about myself this weekend in Marfa; which is, I am not ready for jogging in the Outback… I had a run-in… so to speak”

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Luke: “I’m surrounded by printer!”

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Luke: “Listen. Kids are gonna have to learn about hog-snarfing at some point, Andrew. And, so, this is gonna be that time for them”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah… It hella fake”

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Luke: “Seven printers, four clocks, a laser baldness helmet, a treadmill”

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Luke: Singing “How’d you like to spend Christmas on Kangaroo Island”

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Luke: “Stank-ass sausage”

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Luke: “They’ll never take… my knowledge of the term, ‘extra’!!”

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Luke: “Why is your show still on this network?”

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Luke and Andrew: “But… (Mmm-hmm) back to fetid (Yeah) sausage”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve been looking at videos of boodies, Andrew; and, they’re adorable. They were actually… (Hey, so have I!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It still wouldn’t occur to me to do the weird shit that he is doing. Sorry… (Yeah) Beau and Morris… and Gus… I just said the S word”

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Luke and Andrew: “Two Jims… Jimming it up! (Jimming it up!)”

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