Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “Are you kidding me! Can we please listen to some… McDonald’s golden oldies?”

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Andrew: “Can we get through one show without you talking about somebody’s cans”

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Andrew: “Cuz, that used to be so normal; and, now, it sounds so odd”

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Andrew: “Don’t make this too dark, Walsh”

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Andrew: “Enhance! Enhance! Ouch!”

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Andrew: “From Adelaide to our deaths”

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Andrew: “I feel like I just need to give up on this; because, I’m just more and more sounding like an old man”

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Andrew: “I honestly don’t know if I’m gonna lose my shit out there, Luke. Like, I’m scared of things”

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Andrew: “I like sleeping in basements”

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Andrew: “I like, I like everything that you just said. It was very sweet and I agree with it all”

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Andrew: “In case we want to TP somebody’s house”

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Andrew: Singing “Garfield-1… 23-23”

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Andrew: Singing “When you drop kick your lumber… as you walk through the door… no one cares”

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Andrew: Singing the first few notes of either the Doogie Howser, M.D. theme or the Super Mario Bros. underground theme

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Andrew: “They don’t have hands, man. I’m telling you. I was zooming in. They’re hooves… They’re little hooves. They’re gonna punch you right in the face… Don’t get too close”

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Andrew: “Things are going on in St. Paul that I… didn’t realize”

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Andrew: “Titular heads”

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Andrew: “What’s in the water at Dunn Lumber?”

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Andrew: “You know what thought? Honestly… I mean, that sounds boring; but, boredom is the least of my problems”

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Luke: “Andrew, I can’t overstate this. I am gonna lose… my… shit when I see a kangaroo… in the wild”

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Luke: “Could be… the Lord trying to tell me something”

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Luke: “I think we need to get… aggressively finite”

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Luke: “I’m gonna do something that I already regret”

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Luke: “I’m not gonna freak the frack out”

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Luke: “It’s just a big expanse of nothingness”

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Luke: “Make it so, Uluru”

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Luke: “May have to kill you and eat you”

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Luke: “Oh my… God!”

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Luke: Saying “Don’t be such a Coober Pedy” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Elev-Sev… in Straya?” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Eleven-Seven” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “See… that’s… why… I’m the titular host” while dinging his bell

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Luke: Saying “You call that an e-mail?” in an Australian accent

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Luke: “Show us your titular heads”

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Luke: “That Yaris is… is never Yar-ing back down to Adelaide”

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Luke: “Uh-hunh”

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Luke: Whistling and singing “It pays to pay cash… at Dunn”

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Luke: “Ye–Y’all freaked out a little bit”

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Luke: “Yeah… Show us your titular heads… Wait, what? No! Sorry. That was…”

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Luke and Andrew: “Boy, I said… ‘Dolly Parton’s cans’ and I said (Alright) ‘titular’. I feel like the show’s getting a little bit… I know you go in for anything pornographic; but, I’m trying to keep it clean (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can I try something? (Mmm-hmm) This is… our friend, the Phamdemort”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we go with… a little Waterloo? That’s great. I think Australia is gonna be our Waterloo anyway. So…”

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Andrew: “Also… why go places?”

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Andrew: “Drippy… rainy, gray a lot”

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Andrew: “I like having a little mystery in life”

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Andrew: “I’m blanking on it”

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Andrew: “Like, I forget that, like, how… how buzzy the city can be in certain neighborhoods”

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Andrew: “Should I hit!? Should I hit?”

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Andrew: “So, Phyllis, please… take this personally”

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Andrew: “Stanky Blursday bass riff”

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Andrew: “Well, you know what this means… screw the limit”

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Andrew: “When you think of me, you think of rule breaking, right?”

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Andrew: “Who’s your TBTL sponsor?”

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Andrew: “You don’t touch my bell!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I looked at the picture… (Okay) I asked myself… ‘Are they just spoofing us? Is this just a blurry candle?'”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna derail us. Please”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is it disorienting cuz you don’t know how far into the show we are; (Yes) or, because, you don’t know what time it is in the real world? I don’t care about the real… Andrew, the real world melts away when you and I are in this room. Okay?”

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Andrew and Luke: “What do you call somebody who loves Schitt’s Creek? I got Schitt Heads, right? For all the other Schitt Heads out there… Schitt’s Heads”

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Andrew and Luke: “You just got Urban Dictionary’d. I know!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’ve been lock curious for a while now… I consider… I identify as lock curious (Uh-huh)”

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Luke: “I’m such an old man”

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Luke: “It’s a cool story that I am sure we will absolutely… just… annihilate the details on. I’m sure… it’s just a sharp… shot… waiting… to blow”

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Luke: Saying “Leave David alone! You’re lucky he even made coffee for you! Bastards!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “My husband plays the radio too loud in the car” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Whatchu talkin’ about Willis?”

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Luke: “Yes. By the way, welcome to Parking Talk… This is the part of the show where we just discuss… various zoning regulations”

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Luke: “You want your brain to hurt… bro?”

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Luke: “Ziggle-zaddy, let’s get addy?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I feel like a virgin in a sex shop… (Mmm-hmm) What end is up… sir, on this particular… item?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I have a hundred percent pooped during conversations with you. (Oh, no!) I mean, regularly. Like, in front of me! Like, not even on the phone! Welcome to Australia”

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Luke and Andrew: “Which is why I should not be allowed to read science stories. It’s a real threat to my sobriety. Who would’ve known that that’s what triggered you… Wow! Never in a million years. I thought it was, maybe, the vodka drop from yesterday. (No) Nope, it’s the article about a black hole”

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Andrew: “As you’re describing this black hole… fifty-five million light-years away… I had a thought… next year’s TBTL-a-thon!”

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Andrew: “Don’t listen, Win”

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Andrew: “Don’t worry. There will be freak-out adventures before we even get wheels down in Australia. Get ready for some some skyjinks with me, Luke”

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Andrew: “Every time you have a brain fart like that and it goes out over the airwaves, it’s just a tiny bit more publicity for TBTL; so, that’s good”

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Andrew: “I like to swear a lot when I’m talking to kids”

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Andrew: “I need to admit, I’m not doing this for you… I’m not doing this cuz this is great podcast #content. I’m doing this… my brain is a little bit broken… and, sometimes I just need to do these things. I won’t rest until I get these things… cleared up”

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Andrew: “I would say… don’t trust anybody over thirty, adults are stupid… Go kids. Kid power”

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Andrew: “I’ll just beep myself out”

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Andrew: “Jesus! I’m pretty good!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Mom and Dad, you don’t understand!”

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Andrew: “My brain is a little bit broken”

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Andrew: “My… parents didn’t put up with a lot of bullshit from me, right? I like to swear a lot when I’m talking to kids”

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Andrew: Saying “Elections belong to the people!!!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That is… bananas!”

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Andrew: “Well, I don’t wanna get reprimanded for my answer again!”

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Andrew: “(You know me. I’m… very into… into anything that is even slightly pornographic) Alright! Alright! Boooooooooooooooooop!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Elections belong to the people!!!” in a funny manner and Luke trying to keep it in the clear so that it can be pulled

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Luke: “Bo-sham-ro”

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Luke: “Dazzling doots abounding”

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Luke: “I am starting to… wonder if I’m, in fact, a terrorist, and I just don’t know it. Like, I have so internalized it”

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Luke: “I never met the guy!”

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Luke: “I yam what I yam”

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Luke: “If you tell me you think Roy Orbison is twenty-three… this show’s over”

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Luke: “It’s gonna be like a pearl… of frustration. It starts as a little grain, a little speck of something and just builds over time”

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Luke: “It’s so dark; but, so funny”

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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank… and, I’m here to say… I wanna go to Australia in a major way”

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Luke: “Sho-ram-bo”

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Luke: Singing “And, I was right!”

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Luke: “Speaking of… I don’t know, people without proper documentation. Yeah! That’s… the… pivot I just made, Andrew!”

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Luke: “Thank you… Bless you… Thank you so much for your help”

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Luke: “That’s my starting point for my new hip-hop song… ‘Parents Just Do Understand'”

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Luke: “This is mine now!”

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Luke: “This is not a person who’s here to do me any favors; and, I was right!”

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Luke: “Which, by the way… no offense… what a racket!”

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Luke: “Yes, indeedy! Doddily-doo!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thought Andrew was going to play ‘That’s Not My Name’ by The Ting Tings

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Luke and Andrew: “You said beep yourself out, right? Yeah! I’ll just beep myself out… (Okay) Thought you said something else; and, I was like, that’s not making less dirty!”

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Andrew: “And, I guess I just gotta stop feeling a little… you know… whatever, super generous… Daddy Warbucks over here, when I’m tipping on the total. Apparently, that’s just standard practice”

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Andrew: “Booyah. That was a dope intro, my dude”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I’m even saying this isn’t even slightly pornographic”

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Andrew: “Do you take… do you take this donor to be your lawfully… wedded… dazzler? I doot”

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Andrew: “Doo-dads and whoo-has”

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Andrew: “Even though I’m bringing it up right now, I do not want to bring it up”

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Andrew: “I agree with everything you said, sort of!”

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Andrew: “I can kill your line”

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Andrew: “I don’t think that’s… quite right either!”

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Andrew: “I hate hearing that”

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Andrew: “I might be on the wrong side of this!”

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Andrew: “If you spank somebody on their butt, they’re butt-hurt”

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Andrew: “It had to do with spankings”

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Andrew: “It says ‘butt’ in it”

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Andrew: “It’s good; but, there might be a better sausage place in Seattle”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Man, people are strange”

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Andrew: “Oh, here’s one!!! Oh, yeah! I have a make-up! I have a make-up donor”

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Andrew: “Patter, patter, patter, back and forth”

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Andrew: “Scissors, rock, paper”

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Andrew: “Well… I am blanking on”

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Andrew: “Yes! Go! I’m cheering you on!”

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Andrew: “You know… I was gonna start the show by saying, ‘Booyah. That was a dope intro, my dude’… But, now… now, I think you’re just trippin’… And, that you’re dissing me… another… pre-2000s slang”

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Andrew: “You would have to go G.O.T. them”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s like Schrödinger’s doots! I don’t know if I want to know what’s inside the box, right? Like… Oh, I do. Oh, I doot! I doot real bad”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke just might be way into sucking venom out of a snake bite wound if Andrew were to get bit in Australia

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Andrew and Luke: Paper, rock, scissors, or rock, paper, scissors or scissors, rock, paper

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Andrew and Luke: “People were trippin’ in the 1500s! To bring up that to my 90s… Honky Barnabys be trippin’!”

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Luke: “Coming to you… on a… another gray… grody day… Is anybody using… the term ‘grody’ anymore?”

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Luke: Funny laugh

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Luke: “How did I mess that up? This is impossible to mess up and I messed it up somehow”

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Luke: “I am the one who pimples!”

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Luke: “I never made that joke; because, I’m a decent human”

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Luke: “I’m a tweet and delete machine. But…!”

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Luke: “I’m Andrew Walsh. Welcome to ‘In the Bun'”

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Luke: “I’m doing a terrible job playing the audio”

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Luke: “I’ve got nothing to offer you anymore as a father. You’re free! You’re really free”

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Luke: “Ioynte!”

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Luke: “Really!?”

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Luke: Saying “Ay, give me one of them rise up lights” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Don’t even… think about trying to escape” in an Australian accent

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Luke: “That’s just poop rolling down hill at that point”

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Luke: “There it is… thirteen minutes and forty-seven seconds of… awesome! This song is a thirteen minute pile of awesome!”

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Luke: “True to the poo”

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Luke: “You suck!”

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Luke and Andrew: Being Luke’s hench-person when it comes to pulling and sending in clips of Andrew saying things out of context

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s not ‘butthole hurt’. That would be… (Oh my God) way worse. This is getting worse!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s see how many crows. One, two. Goddamnit! I’m counting crows again. (Mmm-hmm. There you go) That’s my bad… I keep slipping into that”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, gross… Terrible… Boo… Ya! (Very much boo on that)”

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Luke and Andrew: “TBTL! All stick… No carrot. Right”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ya down with G.O.T.? Yeah, you know me”

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Andrew: “As you know… how I end up saying some really weird shit… when I’m mad at… Uber drivers, or whatever”

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Andrew: “Cute as a button!”

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Andrew: “I just don’t think you can… live a… more elderly lifestyle than that; and, I’m here for it… Oops! I can’t say that! No more slang phrases post two-thousand. That’s a new rule in my life”

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Andrew: “I’m not saying that I, I’m on the edge of breaking down and crying in front of people”

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Andrew: “It’s also a… goddamn beautiful movie!”

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Andrew: Making a funny party horn sound

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Andrew: “My brain feels better now, by the way”

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Andrew: “My friend made that! Are you guys watching? Look! Look! My friend made that! It’s over now; but, she made that”

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Andrew: “Now, here I am. It’s a… nice… almost sunny Monday… I’m safe in my house… I’m not scared anymore”

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Andrew: “Theo is a crank though. I get it”

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Andrew: “This does our listeners no good”

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Andrew: “Want me to play… weird… porno-sounding game show music or anything?”

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Andrew: “What would Fat Joe do?”

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Andrew: “Woohoo!”

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Andrew: “You know me. I’m… very into… into anything that is even slightly pornographic”

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Andrew: “You know me. I’m… very into… into anything that is even slightly pornographic; as, we were talking about earlier in the show and that’s kind of my thing”

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Andrew and Luke: “The Quanch-quanch? (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: Weird, porno-sounding game show music talk

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Luke: “I did not”

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Luke: “I did not… clear this with you at all”

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Luke: “I’m slightly fapooned”

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Luke: “Things are really different Down Under”

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Luke: “We wanna really open up this neck space by taking down all of these heads”

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Luke: “You know what? I had an… an occasion to… talk to some… TBTL listeners… in Portland on Thursday night after TBTL” [ed: It was after Live Wire! Radio taping, not TBTL]

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew cracking up as Luke describes a guy who owns a murdered out brodozer with a black and white Punisher flag sticker

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Luke and Andrew: “Is this what it sounds like when you make sweet love? No!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke using the term “husbandry” without knowing what it actually means

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Andrew: “Can we get through the whole intro… without cracking’

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Andrew: “He knows that he’s kinda… blowing some corny shit”

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Andrew: “I am insane for this stupid team right now”

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Andrew: “I hate myself for laughing at that”

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Andrew: “I wake up early. I’m drowsy, I’m groggy, I’m foggy”

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Andrew: “Ohh… I can’t watch baseball today”

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Andrew: Saying “Luke’s gonna make me do this thing” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That’s my… that’s my Outback buddy… everybody. This is my… this is the guy who tried to get the rattlesnake to rattle its snake for Instagram. This is the guy that I am going into this with… Just so everybody knows”

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Andrew: “This show has a spell on me, man!”

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Andrew: “When are you gonna bring the Mariners back!?”

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Andrew: “You know, forget about… even being able to listen to the Mariners game. What’s the, what’s the baseball schedule like that week? We didn’t think this out at all!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know what I would do if this show went away… Wow! And, you’re not talking about TBTL right now”

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Luke; “Could I finally get you to watch my television stories, Daddy?’

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Luke: “Ding, ding, ding!”

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Luke: “Good morning; and, I’m sorry”

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Luke: “I am… petrified… petrified by this story!”

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Luke: “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing”

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Luke: “I cannot believe he just told that joke”

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Luke: “I still wanna do this; but, I don’t want us to die”

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Luke: “I think I got this”

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Luke: “I would say smaller than a Yaris, bigger than a breadbox”

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Luke: “If it’s a seafood buffet, they call you a ‘fin-fluencer'”

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Luke: “If my mom and dad would have done a little less royal forking, we would’ve… had more money for going to the Royal Fork. It’s the great irony… of this whole situation. Thank you. Thank you very much”

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Luke: “Intelligence for Your Woife!”

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Luke: “Let the fun begin”

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Luke: “Oh! Explicit?”

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Luke: Saying “Gotta say, daddy-o… he was blowing that corny shit” in a jazzy manner

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Luke: Saying “What are ya doing here? Are you going to see a lady from Fiji?” in an odd Australian accent

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Luke: Singing “Gonna take myself to Golden Corral. Gonna eat, gonna eat ’til I can’t no more”

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Luke: “Somebody… better get these… mother-humping snakes off this mother-humping TBTL-a-thon!”

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Luke: “Somebody… better get these… mother-humping snakes off this mother-humping TBTL-a-thon! Sorry, that was, like, in me and I had to get it out”

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Luke: “Sorry, that was, like, in me and I had to get it out”

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Luke: “This is gonna sound super, coastal elitist of me”

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Luke: “Today… is a day of firsts, Andrew, for me and the listeners. This is the first time they’ve realized… just how bad the show is”

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Luke: “Two… of those… standard port-a-johns are just sailing through the sky in Portland like two beautiful… shit-filled birds”

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Luke: “Yo. What’s the deal? How do you do this?”

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Luke: “You pull out a fapoon… and you… dig into the… cantaloop!! [ph]“

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Luke and Andrew: “I would glamp through the… Outback with you, happily… Glamping through the Outback”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is it possible that we’re just tougher than your average Outback Australian? No”

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