Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “All of the words that I know right now, I can still use going forward. If new words are invented from this point forward, I don’t think I should use them… For myself and for others”

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Andrew: “But, I have a huge dose of imposter syndrome”

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Andrew: Clapping and singing “Happy, happy, happy birthday. Happy, happy, happy birthday. Happy, happy, happy birthday to you, to you, to you! ¡Olé!”

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Andrew: “Good morning… You have made… a woman in Spokane very… very happy this morning with your decision to return… to the classic… Tom Shane drop”

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Andrew: “I just cannot stand the sound of me talking”

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Andrew: “I know! My God! You almost broke up a marriage, Luke; and, that was just a Wednesday”

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Andrew: “I’m sure I just sound like… a total idiot here to a lot of people”

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Andrew: “It is… terrible!”

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Andrew: “Now, you’ve got a friend in the marriage business”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: Rapping “Contract is making me blue”

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Andrew: Singing “I like the way you think”

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Andrew: “Steel Trap Buddy. Ooh, that’s my sexiest nickname yet”

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Andrew: “They don’t love that. They don’t love being called ‘The P City'”

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Andrew: “We have so much to learn about Australia; and, I have a feeling… we’re not gonna do it”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do we have time for this… ridiculousness? We’ve got… Yes, we have time for this ridiculousness”

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Luke: “Because my… my fragile, fragile ego cannot handle that shit”

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Luke: Clapping and saying “Happy, happy birthday… Fuck. How can I forget this? Sorry I just swore during your birthday song, Barrett”

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Luke: Clapping and singing “Happy, happy birthday. May all your dreams come true… Happy, happy birthday. Something else I’m forgetting”

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Luke: “Now, you have friend in the blood shoes business’

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Luke: “One bro, turning it up”

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Luke: Saying “Oh… my… God” and dinging his bell for each word

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Luke: “The P City”

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Luke: “Well, I’ll fix that by not listening anymore”

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Luke: “You’ve been turning me off a lot today!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like, if I’m driving on a Saturday, and I have public radio on, and Live Wire comes on, I will actively turn it off… Which is kind of strange (Me too!) considering this is… You know, you are going to hell… actually”

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Luke and Andrew: “You call that an applause? Oh, God! Sorry. (Sorry, everybody) And, so it begins. Buckle up!”

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Andrew: “But, it’s… a conundrum for me”

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Andrew: “Don’t be a dweeb!”

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Andrew: “Eighth grade was rough, man. That was the worst. That was the… kind of the… pinnacle of badness”

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Andrew: “Hey! Human Fly here!”

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Andrew: “I could be wrong here… in my head”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna get… super personal here; but… appropriate drop for me today… I think”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna take the, I don’t wanna take the piss out of the story. I don’t wanna the fart out of the story”

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Andrew: “I probably just warged out until you said my name, probably”

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Andrew: “If we have the same idea, then I’m out”

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Andrew: “Is turd culture a thing?”

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Andrew: “Liberty, Liberty, Liberty”

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Andrew: “Listen… take it from a dweeb”

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Andrew: “Mom Shane!”

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Andrew: “Nobody has to look at… this beef castle”

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Andrew: “Now, this is a story that fills me with delight”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: Singing “In my head… I made a spoon for you”

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Andrew: Singing “Liberty”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Trust me, dude. That look did not work on me”

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Andrew: “We can’t podcast under these circumstances”

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Andrew: “Why are there all these nerds here?”

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Andrew: “Why are there all these nerds here? Are our listeners nerds? I don’t know”

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Andrew: “You’re just talking about being a rip-off artist… Mom… Shane”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew meant to say that the Tom Shane drop replaced the drop of Luke’s mom saying something, but it didn’t come out that way

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned for sending the Apple calendar and SMS alert sounds to them

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Andrew and Luke: “I think I was just a dweeb. I think I was just like a little turd… Is turd culture a thing? Oh, no! See!? Torthwest Turd? [ph] Oh, no!”

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Luke: “A little window into your wind?”

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Luke: “All of those… bullies at St. Hillary’s… can absolutely… suck it!”

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Luke: “But, the good news is, it is warm and dry inside your podcast”

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Luke: “But, the good news is, it is warm and dry inside your podcast… I gotta stop saying that… For some reason, that sounds very… suggestive… I don’t… mean it to… just does”

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Luke: Getting mentioned for asking about the plans for the 3000th show

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Luke: “I must live there now”

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Luke: “It’s a wacky assassin with a heart of gold”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Liberty, Liberty, Liberty. Shame! Shame! Shame”

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Luke: “Luke doesn’t eliminate one nemesis without creating another”

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Luke: Singing “Liverty, Liverty, Liverty… Liverty”

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Luke: “Speaking of little turds out there”

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Luke: “Thank you, by the way… Pham, for sending it in”

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Luke: “That’s not how this work. [sic] That’s not how any of this works”

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Luke: “Why was? Why? Hunh? Who?”

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Luke: “You’re being very ‘Yes, and’ this morning”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m Mom Shane… Now, you have a mom… in the jewelry business”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Liberty, Liberty, Liberty… Liberty… Liberty… We are Farmers… (Liberty) Liberty”

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Andrew: “Come on, guys. We gotta keep that chicken moist”

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Andrew: “Damn… there goes the day”

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Andrew: “Ew! Ew! Ew! No! No! No!”

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Andrew: “For the most pork”

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Andrew: “I mean, all birds are fish; but, not all fish are birds, right?”

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Andrew: “I mean, I’m, like, being a Columbo over here”

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Andrew: “Like, that’s gross, man!”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m just gonna Burbank it”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! God!!”

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Andrew: “Oh, mother of lawyers”

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Andrew: Speaking about his dark, little secret about watching Columbo

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Andrew: “The joke was right! The context was wrong”

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Andrew: “What the hell am I doing? Jesus Christ, Walsh. Keep it together!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, you know me”

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Andrew: “Yeah… That… that bedroom door has been closed for a long time”

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Andrew: “You just, you know… slurp down some pastrami”

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Andrew and Luke: “And then, one of ’em, just one of ’em has an eyeball… and turns and it looks at you. Sorry. See!? That’s gross. But, I don’t care; cuz, I don’t eat meat. So, that’s fine… Gross yourself out”

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Luke: “I’m gonna say something that’s gonna alienate a lot of the listeners”

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Luke: “I’m gonna tell ya something… it really looks like shit”

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Luke: “I’m making it… funk to funky”

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Luke: “I’m trying to enter this universe that you’re creating; and, now, I’m trying to leave it”

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Luke: “I’ve got mail!”

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Luke: “Mother of lawyers!!”

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Luke: “Oh, Luke, Luke, Luke”

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Luke: “Salty milk? No… No, thank you”

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Luke: “Take a memo!”

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Luke: “Vexillologists out there, get ready!”

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Andrew: “All I need is a dot matrix printer and all of this shit will work itself out”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit. We flooded it”

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Andrew: “Because, I get very… heavy ‘Shut up, little man'”

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Andrew: “Cuneiform in uniform?”

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Andrew: “Dad, wait! Dad, wait!”

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Andrew: “Damnit… Goddamnit”

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Andrew: “Goddamnit!!”

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Andrew: “I can’t believe this shit is real”

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Andrew: “I don’t want an asterisk next to my name in the quiz hall of fame”

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Andrew: “I like this game. I also think I’m just getting slappy”

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Andrew: “I mean, I’ll, I’ll take the loss; but, I think what we learned is you also lost”

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Andrew: “I think it’s a pig, Luke”

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Andrew: “I… have not had a chance, as you would expect, to, like, kind of scan the tweeters, and, you know, all of the… usual… blog spaces where spoofs would be a-spoofin'”

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Andrew: “It’s not so lonely on this loser island”

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Andrew: “Like a real, dank meme”

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Andrew: “My friend. When you’re wrong, you are right”

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Andrew: Saying “I listen to your blog” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “The House of One Thousand Corpses”

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Andrew: “Y2K kinda got me”

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Andrew: “Yeah. My brain broke for a second”

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Andrew: “Yeah… but, it’s some corny shit though”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew explaining why he got a quiz question about NPR and Nixon wrong

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Andrew and Luke: “God! That is like, what… it’s like… I don’t know; like… eating ice cream (Yeah) with one hand and biting lemons with the other. Ugh!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, I mean, you know, I got a lot on the line here; but, you don’t worry about it. You just go on with your little quiz… Let me just twist out here… with your ill-worded questions from the New York Times… New York Times!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Tell me everything. Leave no detail out! (Yes)”

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Luke: “Andrew, you Kimmeled with confidence”

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Luke: “DJ Luke”

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Luke: “I love confident Andrew!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “New York Times!?”

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Luke: Saying “Welcome to the House… of One… Thousand… Corpses” in a spooky manner

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Luke: “That was not fair, Andrew. I really screwed you up on that one”

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Luke: “There’s a lot of shoosh… zush [ph] in, in Portuguese that I am… so bad with”

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Luke: “Thwomp… there it is”

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Luke: “What bullshit”

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Luke: “Yeah!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “But… well, I don’t wanna put my thumb… on the scale… (But, you are. But, you are!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, if, if Phyllis Fletcher ever becomes a rapper, I want her rap name to be Phyllis-sophical… Oh, God!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can I th… just thwomp one more thing on top of that? Sure, thwomp it up… Thwomp… there it is”

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Andrew: “I mean, the guy’s a weirdo”

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Andrew: “I think I have a little bit more experience with… bongs than you do”

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Andrew: “I’ll do anything for a Dazzling Donor”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna have a morning beer; because, nobody knows”

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Andrew: “Is this a pimple or a boil?”

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Andrew: “It was so… nasty!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Linh! We got a new drop!”

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Andrew: “Now I’m jealous!!”

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Andrew: “Oh my gosh!”

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Andrew: Saying “Do you think we should start telling our… Should we start doing our… Dazzling Donors and Blursdays in… this type of voice”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s a ladies bong for ladies” in an odd Australian accent

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Andrew: Singing “You live, you learn…”

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Andrew: Singing Game of Cats

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Andrew: “What!!? What is going on in your head!?!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew singing Game of Cats then saying “There… I’ll do anything for a Dazzling Donor… I love it… That was great. That was… Linh? Did you take a note? We have a new… we have a new cat-rolling sound effect; and, it’s that”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you think we should start telling our… Should we start doing our… Dazzling Donors and Blursdays in… this type of voice? So, we don’t wake… I just got a little bit of a… My ASMR skirt just got blown back a little, my friend (Alright… Calm down, Sammy)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I still have… Alanis Morissette songs going through my head after yesterday’s show. Me too!”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “G-D, mother-Trucktober jam”

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Luke: “I can’t believe I’m gonna say this, Andrew… I can’t believe I’m gonna say this on the show”

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Luke: “I know how to tickle your butt with a feather”

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Luke: “It’s been TBTL certified”

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Luke: “Luke Burbank… is a terrible person”

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Luke: “Me getting to be in first class is… is a… gift from heaven that I don’t deserve”

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Luke: Saying “Ladies from Fiji” in an odd Australian accent

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Luke: Sneezing and saying “Whoo!”

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Luke: “Where does this shit end?”

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Luke: “You wanna see a lotta As, you wanna see a lotta Fs”

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Luke and Andrew: “And… we’ll see ya then. Until then, go Mariners, go eat a bagel, and please remember… NMTT &… G… L… TA”

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Luke and Andrew: “B is for bad. If you’re ever on a flight, don’t–If you have B on your ticket… run! Cuz, that’s… gonna be a middle seat. B is never, like, the window or aisle… (Mmm-hmm) but… You wanna, you wanna see a lotta As, you wanna see a lotta Fs… an occasional E… Run from B… For some reason, that just sounded dirty… I wanna see a lotta As… and I wanna see a lotta Fs”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can someone please put me into a medically-induced coma right now. Right”

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Luke and Andrew: “I know how to tickle your butt with a feather… God! Is that what you were deciding not to say; because, you should have not said it!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke sneezing and saying “Whoo!” and Andrew requesting it as a drop

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “With a lady from Fiji… in that timber” in an odd Australian accent

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Andrew: “And the bun factory”

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Andrew: “Andrew! I heard there’s a whole big plate of sausage up there. Just go see if there’s a big plate of sausage up there, Andrew”

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Andrew: “Because, I’m literally insane”

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Andrew: “Because, my fear of being hollered at… is so weirdly overwhelming; yet, my dislike of filling out paperwork and forms is also overwhelming… that, it is making… me do crazy things”

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Andrew: “But, it… was so thick in the middle”

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Andrew: “Can we do our THRIVE meetings together?”

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Andrew: “Easy mistake… I understand”

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Andrew: “I already regret talking about the, the goals thing on the show… I regretted talking about the first time. I regret talking about it at the beginning of the show now”

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Andrew: “I had to gnaw at the top and bottom buns”

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Andrew: “I think Arby’s bested me”

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Andrew: “I’m doing this myself”

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Andrew: “Luke… I had to unlock my jaw… to eat… this sandwich”

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Andrew: “No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no”

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Andrew: “No. We don’t talk about it”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit, man. I… Yes!”

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Andrew: “They’re blowing it!”

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Andrew: “This is just so many different levels of wrong”

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Andrew: “This is the code of the road!”

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Andrew: “We have the fish!”

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Andrew: “What… was I thinking?”

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Andrew: “Wow. This lady… is complicated”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, now that you say that, I assume that… there will be a drop of me saying ‘This is… so many different layers of wrong…’ out there… I did leave that in the clear, intentionally, if I’m being honest”

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Andrew and Luke: “I haven’t killed anybody… That they can prove. That’s the beauty of hitchhiking… Untraceable”

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Andrew and Luke: “Jambo means hello and goodbye! Goodbye! Jambo!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Phyllis… she has a family! She’s not… (She has the Gus!) Right!”

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “Luke and I will… (Sure) stop… fighting… with… bells… on the show” while Andrew dinged his bell for emphasis

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Andrew and Luke: “The sandwich would not (Yeah) fit in my mouth… (Right) straight on”

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Luke: “And, holy shit, Andrew!”

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Luke: “Boom-boom!”

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Luke: “I apologize. I retract my correction. I… My B… Sorry to sharpshoot you”

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Luke: “It has entered some sort of uncanny valley… of something”

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Luke: “Like, he was such a little turd out there”

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Luke: “Like, it’s so dopey and so dumb”

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Luke: “No. Tell me more!”

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Luke: “Phyllis… we have the plans!”

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Luke: Saying “Ay, yai, yai” while dinging his bell

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Luke: Singing “Did the shark go down on you in the theater?”

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Luke: Singing “I… want… you… to know… I’m… ha…ppy for you”

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Luke: Singing “You, you oughta know”

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Luke: “The bell… in Bellingham… recognized the bell in you… That was pretty good, that was a pretty good spoof”

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Luke: Trying to make the sound from the WTOL 11 morning news viral video

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Luke: “Woodbong, Australia”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did the shark go down on you in the theater? Ohhh! Of all the lines you coulda picked… you had to go with the sexual one (No? Too much?)”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for calling Luke out on his pronunciation of “Wagyu” and sharpshooting “Tohatsu”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m always learnding, Andrew (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “This… is… my… point. But, you’re going to end… but, my… point… is!” while dinging their bells for emphasis

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Use… the… bell… to… talk! I… divorce… you… if… you… existed… That… got… too… real” while dinging their bells for emphasis

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Luke and Andrew: “See, your… I gotta be honest… your shit is complex. It is… It is”

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Luke and Andrew: “They have the meats… (Okay) for sandwiches!!”

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