Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2809

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Andrew: “Aw, who’s a good boy!?”

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Andrew: “Bell salesman here!”

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Andrew: “Control your Andrew!”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I… don’t get enough dog in my life”

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Andrew: “Hey, everybody. Happy New Year!”

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Andrew: “I, I hope it’s okay for me to blow up her spot”

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Andrew: “I’d prank–I’d punch an elephant”

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Andrew: “Just wait ’til I get my phone microphone, ya… damn monkeys!”

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Andrew: Making a funny horn sound

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Andrew: Mimicking the sound of a roaring crowd

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Andrew: “Mine’s maybe a little chirpier”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. I’m not alone in this restroom”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! What… that is a… that is an insight into your sex life that I’m not… a hundred percent comfortable with”

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Andrew: “Oh, hey! Hey, buddy”

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Andrew: “Ring-ring!”

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Andrew: Saying “Sorry” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Sound of Andrew’s bell

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Andrew: “That’s… no skin off of my pig! Cuz… pigskin”

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Andrew: “These sales folks are so… weird sometimes!”

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Andrew: “What the eff, man!?”

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Andrew: “You’re an idiot, Walsh!”

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Luke: “Cuz, I usually just, like… emotionally… throw up all over the other person, in the moment”

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Luke: “Guys, guys, guys… guys! We gotta change the name of this basketball team”

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Luke: “Hi, everybody! Hello! We’re back!”

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Luke: “It has Japanese writing on the label; so, you know that means it’s cool”

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Luke: “It has… a very regrettable name”

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Luke: “It’s episode two-thousand, eight-hundred and ten in a collector’s series” [ed: Nope]

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Luke: “It’s Live Wire! I’m Luke Burbank with these nice people!”

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Luke: “Not a chance in hell”

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Luke: Sound of Luke’s bell

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Luke: “You… are so… bad at your job”

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Luke: “You’re messing with one of the Sledgehogs”

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Luke and Andrew: “None of that (Whoa) sounds like a real thing, or person, or place”

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Luke and Andrew: “Toomgis… (Now…) Too much good shots. Yeah”

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Clips From TBTL #2808

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Andrew: “And, goddamn, it was good!”

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Andrew: “Hello. That’s me”

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Andrew: Making what Andrew thinks is a cappella sounds

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Andrew: “Oh my God”

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Andrew: Singing “Bom-bom”

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Andrew: Singing along with the Jeopardy! theme

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Andrew and Camaro Kev: “An a cappella group. Oh, hate… One of my favorite genres”

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Andrew and Luke: “How does McDonald’s not have a vegetarian (Thank you for…) alternatives? Thank you. Tyra Banks GIF of hands clapping”

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Andrew and Luke: “I tried to leave. You wouldn’t let me. I know”

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Camaro Kev: Saying “He is over the top. He’s like this! Oh my God!” as Mauro Ranallo

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Camaro Kev: Saying “He’s got more kicks than a chorus line!” as Mauro Ranallo

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Carey Burbank: “Guys? Guys!?”

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Carey Burbank: “Maybe, God took his voice back”

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Carey Burbank: “Our cat Olive is not a particularly meowy cat”

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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: Carey noted that she said that a Big Mac wouldn’t taste too different without the patties and that Luke would later spin that thought as his own

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Luke: “A donut is a donut is a donut”

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Luke: “Oh, shit. This is Rush Limbaugh”

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Luke: “This is just gonna sound like sour grapes”

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Luke: “Would a McDonald’s Big Mac, minus the patties, really taste that different?”

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Luke: “You have cheese… You have buns… You make a cheeseburger, you take the patty out… you give it to me”

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Luke: “You just… did something to my heart, Carey!”

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Luke: “You realize what a… nutcase you are”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Hi, Babes! Hi, guys”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2807

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Andrew: “And, they also have spicy; and, spicy is… spicy!”

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Andrew: “Bold, if they have it”

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Andrew: “I love this guy; but, he’s got bad breath. I don’t know why!”

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Andrew: “Klosternik-schmosternik”

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Andrew: “You know, I eat a lot of cased meats; and, I’m certainly not snobby about it”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wants Luke to apologize to everyone, not just to the children

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Camaro Kev: Scatting

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Camaro Kev: “Why would you say that?”

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Luke: “Chelan-igins trip”

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Luke: “Dazzling deets of Diamond Dave. I know that’s a lotta Ds, dude”

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Luke: “Everybody be cool! This is a robbery!”

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Luke: “I love you, honey bunny!”

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Luke: “I’m no Juck Klosternik”

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Luke: “It’s like a record player of pizza”

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Luke: “Okay. I have a weird idea”

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Luke: Singing “Ah, yeah!!” in a high-pitched manner

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Luke and Camaro Kev: “Kids in the audience, I wanna apologize in advance of this… the, the key to this is the end has to be like an uncircumcised penis. That’s right!”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2806

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Andrew: “And, Ders is sitting in the chair. Ders!!”

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Andrew: “Good news, everybody!”

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Andrew: “It’s too soon! Don’t put the rookie out there!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Saying “There was a fire fight!” in a funny, drawn out manner

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Andrew: “That was the longest three seconds of my life… as I felt like I needed to commit to that line!”

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Camaro Kev: “No, no, no, no. It doesn’t work that way”

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Camaro Kev: “There’s one round left. Please don’t punch him in the nuts anymore”

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Luke: “And, I had to pee so bad. And, I peed. And, I love peeing outside… I peed and looked at a rainbow; and, I was… the, the, the… I was just the right amount of drunk… and, it was… a very good feeling”

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Luke: “Stop lording that over us, future travelers”

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Luke: “Thank you for having a heart of a champion… and, the… bank account of an employed person”

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Luke: “We were maniacs!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Carey Beth, if you have a thought… you wanna come on over here… and sit on Santa’s lap… Wow… you made that uninviting really quickly. You know what? Or, I can just get you a microphone… Alright. Alright. She’s fine”

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Luke and Andrew: “You got a little into your cups. Yeah!”

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Clips From TBTL #2805

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Andrew: “Bad imitation! Keep doing it until you get to Clinton!”

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Andrew: “Get outta here, 2016! Ah, fugget about ya, 2017!”

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Andrew: “Happy New Year, everybody!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why”

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Andrew: “I was bouncing off of you!! I was bouncing off of you!”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “More than a donor. More than a donor to me”

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Camaro Kev: Making a sound while thinking

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Camaro Kev: Singing “Tell me, doctor, where are we going this time”

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Camaro Kev and Andrew: Funny, drawn out “Ahhh!”

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Luke: “Ah, George!!”

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Luke: “Am I bullying ya? Don’t mean to bully ya”

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Luke: “I love you, johnnycakes”

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Luke: “Mr. Interpolation”

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Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious”

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Luke: “Oh-ho!”

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Luke: “Thanks, fan fic!”

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Luke: “We’ll edit that out”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, this is the bad place! Oh, this is the medium place?”

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Clips From TBTL #2804

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Andrew: “Hey, listen. Who are you talking to? I, I can always flap my gums”

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Andrew, Luke and Camaro Kev: “Almost New Year’s everybody… (Mmm-hmm) Yay! I can’t wait to party tonight”

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Camaro Kev: Singing “Do the Puyallup”

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Camaro Kev, Carey Burbank and Andrew: “Man! (Not that I remember) You just stole Luke’s childhood”

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Carey Burbank and Luke: “Hello, there… Hey, darling! Hey, we’re recording TBTL right now… Oh, hi”

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Luke: “All the money… that I have donked off on the dumbest of things”

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Luke: “Good. Well, I guess my memory is not so faulty”

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Luke: “I S you not!”

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Luke: “If I’m gonna just stereotype, you’re not a butt rock dude”

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Luke: “Like, if I can just stereotype real hard here”

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Luke: “Of course, it was The Mummy!!”

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Luke: Trying to sing “Do the Puyallup” from memory

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Luke: “When you’re here… you’re framily”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m Christmasing out… (Yeah) hard! (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “That was a… bitchin’ party! That was a great party!”

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Luke, Carey Burbank and Andrew: “But, is that our, is that the best party we’ve had? I don’t remember that being a… good party… Why not? Why not?”

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