Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “Ah, found it! Alright. Perfect! And, good luck to all!”

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Andrew: “And, I know where the Burbanks are buried”

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Andrew: “Are you kidding me? I thought we were just getting going!?”

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Andrew: “Burbonk”

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Andrew: “Did a normal show. Check the cars. Did the things”

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Andrew: “How did I get away with that shit?”

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Andrew: “Hunh?!”

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Andrew: “I could have Scrooge McDucked into those things”

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Andrew: “It’s not goodbye; it’s toodle loo”

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Andrew: “Not… to make this all about me”

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Andrew: “Now, it’s Monday, and I’m like, ‘Where did the weekend go?'”

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Andrew: “Son of a gun. I just threw that away!”

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Andrew: “They, they, they let me come on the show and, and be a doofus”

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Andrew and Luke: “Whenever Andrew closes a window… he also… (He also ends a podcast)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You kinda blew my mind a little bit on, I think, Friday’s show (Whoa!)”

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Luke: Getting mentioned for letting Luke know that he was off-by-one when it came to the show numbers the previous week

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Luke: “God! Don’t… Let’s, please… don’t wind me up again!”

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Luke: “I just got an e-mail from Linh”

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Luke: “I’m out!!”

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Luke: “Part of what I loved about turning Ron and Don on”

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Luke: “People just have too much shit!”

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Luke: “Rudy… get in here! It’s time for the thing!”

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Luke: Singing “You’re killing yourself; but, you don’t believe it… Get out!”

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Luke: “So, I’ll watch that shit ’til the cows come home”

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Luke: “Tell me why… I don’t like Mondays. Tell me why… I don’t like Mondays”

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Luke: “They done messed up”

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Luke: “WTF”

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Luke: “You know how I roll”

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Luke and Andrew: “And… please remember: No mountain too tall… And, good luck to me, as I try to find to this song”

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Luke and Andrew: “Does this ring any bells now? It rings zero bells”

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Andrew: “Can I tell you my sad Lego story?”

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Andrew: “Gender is a construct!”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “I am the Brock Huard of this podcast”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I can do the rest of this show”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “My dad’s gonna kill me no matter what I do”

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Andrew: “Now we have a bidet”

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Andrew: “The sign maker’s son has no signs”

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Andrew: Tongue clicking

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Andrew: “Well, I think… the important thing is I think you’re capturing the spirit of this song”

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Andrew: “What is that in dog points?”

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Andrew: “Who is this other Andrew out there?”

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Andrew: “Wide-eyed and speechless”

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Andrew: “Yeah. I mean, I definitely have a kind of schlubby, beardo look that is not necessarily uncommon in Seattle”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let me finish (No!) my sentence!”

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Luke: “I don’t know what’s going on with me, emotionally”

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Luke: “I… love… watching shitty infomercials”

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Luke: “It’s like a kid asking their parent, like, ‘What’s a podcast?’ And then, the parent is saying… ‘Well… when two men love their opinions very much'”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let’s just calm it down, Burbank”

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Luke: “New year… new teeth”

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Luke: Saying “A-that’s-a spicy meatball” in a faux Italian accent

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Luke: Singing “Give a little bit of heart and soul. Give a little bit of love to grow”

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Luke: “This right here, this is episode two-thousand, eight-hundred and fourteen in a collector’s series” [ed: Nope]

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Luke: “Vanessa Williams. Ooh, you’re so divine… just want to put your name in my rhyme. Do what’cha like”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “He’s a brick… (Brick…) artist (artist)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “There are no… crows (Crows)”

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Andrew: “Goddamnit, Walsh. Don’t do an aside here”

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Andrew: “Homer Simpson had a… great quote… about… trying and failing and… then just not trying anymore. That would be very appropriate right now, if I could remember it”

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Andrew: “I think I can keep it clean today. I think so”

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Andrew: “I was, like, raging”

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Andrew: “I’m going bold here. Every time I say something like this, I’m wrong”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry… but, we live in an imperfect world”

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Andrew: “Just chuck me a nugg, dude”

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Andrew: “This show is a hundred percent blabber, but zero fill”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s been too long… (Yeah!) bass drop”

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Luke: “Alvin!!”

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Luke: “And, we are so happy… to have you here… with us on episode two-thousand, eight-hundred and thirteen in a collector’s series (Let the fun begin)” [ed: Nope]

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Luke: “David, formerly from the basement. DFFTB”

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Luke: “God! I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom”

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Luke: “I know that I’m not coming off as likable at all here; and, I apologize”

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Luke: “I rest my case”

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Luke: “It hurts me too much to try and fail; so, my answer is to just not try”

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Luke: “Jalapeño, jalapeño… jalapeño”

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Luke: “No, I once got buzzed into a Burger King bathroom”

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Luke: Reciting lyrics from “Humpty Dance”

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Luke: Saying “A lot of people have reached out to me, Andrew… and told me that I’m right” as Donald Trump

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Luke: “She’s basically my new wife”

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Luke: “Whenever there’s trouble, we’re there on the double. We’re the Podcast Gang… If you’ve got the crime, we’ve got the time… we’re the TBTL Gang”

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Luke: “Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you can’t… handle the heat, get out of the Canyonero. Yeah. Right. Thank you. Now, I… have a show title”

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Andrew: “Are you watching The Americans? Nope, nope, nope”

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Andrew: “Big news in the Andrew-verse!”

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Andrew: “Big news in the Andrew-verse! I’m no longer a homeowner”

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Andrew: “Everything that you just said, I agree with”

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Andrew: “I consider myself more of a Tootsie”

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Andrew: “I feel like I’m talking out of both sides of my mouth”

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Andrew: “I hear you giggling over there”

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Andrew: “I was just gonna agree with you”

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Luke: “Easy, voyeurs!”

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Luke: “It is warm inside this podcast; which, is episode two-thousand, eight-hundred and twelve in a collector’s series (Let the fun begin)” [ed: Nope]

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Luke: “This is gonna be a weird transition; but… I can do it Andrew. I’m a professional podcaster”

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Luke: “You’ve been sleep-casting!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Close your eyes and fantasize… (Is this what it’s like to make love to you?)”

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Andrew: “Bell-ingham”

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Andrew: “Diners, and drive-ins, and dives!!”

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Andrew: “God! Why don’t I go to grocery store school?”

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Andrew: “Hey! You’re finally mastering the art of not giving a shit”

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Andrew: “I also wondered about my mental health”

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Andrew: “I can’t”

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Andrew: “I didn’t mean that in a homophobic way”

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Andrew: “I think I meant glugs”

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Andrew: “It was just so damn good!”

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Andrew: “It’s too much ‘shroom!”

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Andrew: Making a spooky sound

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Andrew: “Oh! Dang”

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Andrew: “Ooh, God! Ooh”

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Andrew: “Sorry… language alert, everybody… Sorry, Gus”

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Andrew: “That’s actually a homophobic slur I just said on the show”

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Andrew: “They were these mushy balls”

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Andrew: “This is such a long, fucking ramp-up for such a stupid thing to say”

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Andrew: “We met on the bus… He ran away… He was carrying a tiger. We ended up getting married… That’s a terrible example”

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Andrew: “Your body has to get used to this, this idea that you’re gonna be pooping all the time”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t like eating around super attractive people (Well, that’s what I said)”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “Whatever, nerd (Alright)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wow! That’s a callback… (Got there!) to something that shouldn’t have been called back to”

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Luke: “A potato is a delicious, delicious… ball of starch”

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Luke: “Fruit is not a good bang for your buck”

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Luke: “He was man on top and beast below”

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Luke: “I think that’s weird of you”

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Luke: “I was hitting that co-op hard”

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Luke: “If you look into the kitchen of this place… you’ll never be able to eat again; cuz, it’s so, so scuzzy”

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Luke: “If you’ve had enough… of TBTL today; congratulations, you’re a normal person”

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Luke: “It was… limp as… anything could be”

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Luke: “It’s such a breath bomb”

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Luke: “Oh. You know what? Mystery solved everyone”

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Luke: Singing “We’re in the Money”

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Luke: “Sorry I… juked you… Sorry I head-faked all of you yesterday”

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Luke: “Thanks for making this our job; and, by the way… despite what Andrew said… I… this is not the first job that I don’t care about… I do care about this job. I really do; and, I really appreciate you guys donating. Thank you”

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Luke: “There’s nothing less Andrew… than… than one of these places”

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Luke: “This is so pathetic!”

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Luke: “Which, finds itself… at episode… two-thousand, eight-hundred and eleven… in a collector’s series (Let the fun begin)” [ed: Nope]

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Luke: “Yes!! That’s what it is! It’s about their bangs”

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