Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “Bigger bird gets the sugar”

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Andrew: Excited “Uh-huh!”

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Andrew: “I mean, I don’t have children; and, so… maybe this is a terrible thing to say”

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Andrew: “It’s a terrible thing I can’t stop saying”

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Andrew: “Obviously, we’re human beings”

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Andrew: “Oh, please, sir. Can I have a petting?”

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Andrew: “Put it this way… it’s a terrible thing to say”

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Andrew: “You don’t have favorites. You don’t have favorites. We are a family”

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Andrew: “You’re a crazy-ass cat; and, you’re smelling my eye and you can kill me right now”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Felt like forever, Sweetie (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Oh, please, sir. Can I have a petting?” and Luke asking for that to be pulled

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Andrew and Luke: “Boy… it’s amazing how we just kind of have this trust with these animals; cuz, if this cat went crazy right now, I would lose an eye… And, then, years later, the cat went crazy! (Oh, no!!)”

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Andrew, Genevieve Haas and Luke: “You didn’t even like him before you knew (No) he was a perv. My cat. The cat!?”

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Andrew, Luke and Genevieve Haas: “He’s… puffing himself up and making horrible noises from (Oh, wow) the… (Yeah) deepest depths of hell”

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Genevieve Haas: “Oh, no! Professor Bananas!?”

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Genevieve Haas and Luke: “You suggested that we kinda, like, celebrate by getting another cat… Then, we went through the… (Always think another cat’s gonna fix the relationship?) Exactly”

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Luke: “I feel like I can just… I can, sort of… place this question down on the table; and, then, just slowly back away”

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Luke: “The cat… fucking loves the dog!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is a lot better than I expected. Uh-huh!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Which is your favorite… cat? I don’t know, Genevieve… Do you have a favorite cat?”

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Andrew: “And, I look like a total… frumpster”

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Andrew: “Athens, Ohio!? Ohio University”

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Andrew: “But, it kind of floored me to hear you say that”

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Andrew: “Here’s what I will say though; and, Genevieve is going to… disagree with this”

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Andrew: “Like a Coug in a Husky den”

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Andrew: “People for the Ethical Treatment of Fashion”

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Andrew: “What is that song from? I recognize it… It’s from, like, a TV show. Oh, that’s the A-Team theme, right?”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Do you remember how this story ends, Genevieve? Does it end with a lizard man? It ends with a lizard man!”

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Genevieve Haas: “But, man. I looked… crazy”

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Genevieve Haas: “Don’t encourage that”

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Genevieve Haas, Luke and Andrew: “Yeah. Triumph of editing over content? Yes. Very well put… And, (Genevieve) it embraces the jank. It embraces the jankiness”

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Luke, Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Too many fucks is a bad thing; (Right) and, zero fucks is a bad thing. (Also bad) The right amount of fucks. Oh, oh, that’s the show title! There we go. Perfect”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Really!”

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Andrew: “I realize I do talk about this shit too much”

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Andrew: “I think it was a flute-a-phone”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “That is a no-no!”

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Andrew: “There’s nothing I can’t work my sponge wand into”

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Andrew: “This is… gonna speak a lot to my life”

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Andrew: “What!?”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: Andrew is a monogamist when it comes to cleaning products

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, there. I spoke before you introduced me. That is a no-no! Usually, you smack my hand over that! (It’s one of my least favorite things)”

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s nothing I can’t work my sponge wand into. Mmm, really? This is how you celebrate the day after Christmas; the day after our Lord’s birth in a manger”

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Andrew, Luke and Genevieve Haas: “Did you stay in the bareback room? Yeah (Gross!)”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Did you talk to the Windex about opening up your relationship? (Yeah, I did… I…) Windex doesn’t know”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “I knew you were gonna find a way to use this to (I’m not!) plug your projects… (Come on! You know what?)”

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Genevieve Haas and Luke: “Yeah, you may want to think about your return on that investment. Yeah, ROI not good”

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Luke: Drawn out “Flute-a-ma-phone”

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Luke: “I said Oregone [ph] wrong just so our, our listeners on the east coast would feel less shamed about how badly they’ve said… ‘Oregon'”

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Luke: “Let’s lick those tins. Gross. I’m sorry”

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Luke: Making a funny sound

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Luke: “Mom! It’s only ten dollars”

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Luke: “That’s a hot take”

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Luke and Andrew: “How did this… version of this song get so ominous? I know! It’s like beautiful… and… something bad is about to happen. Oh, I know what it is, a Wednesday edition of TBTL!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, we’ve seen the last of this son of a bitch (Yeah)”

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Luke, Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Genevieve, could you come spill some spaghetti sauce (Yeah!) on this, please? Done and done! I don’t have to ask. Yeah”

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Andrew: “And, mine is weird as hell”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. I did not practice driving this bus”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. We’re just together forever now”

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Andrew: Saying “Woof” in an exaggerated manner

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Andrew: “You are gonna hate me for this”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “If I could sleep with my Doc Martens on, I would… (Yeah) I had some weird foot problems, too, after that. I’m not even joking. Like, don’t sleep with your boots on… people”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “We should save it for the smell show. But, I live in fear of have… Save it for the smell show… Are we doing show titles?”

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Andrew, Genevieve Haas and Luke: “I wanna see what’s happening on the edges! (Yeah. Yes) You don’t cut that shit off!”

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Andrew, Luke and Genevieve Haas: “Hey, by the way, today’s Christmas! Merry Christmas, everybody! (Merry Christmas!)”

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Genevieve Haas: “I’m… more, I’m, I’m closer to the Luke end of the spectrum”

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Luke: “And, I… couldn’t give less of a shit about other people”

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Luke: “Dad, are you proud of me yet? Are you proud of me?”

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Luke: “Easy, George Martin!”

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Luke: “I don’t know why; cuz, I got problems”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah! Listen to that… jazz man sing”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke: “Woof”

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Luke: “You already know”

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Luke and Genevieve Haas: “We call it, ‘The Gift of the Tragi’. Yes”

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???: Snorting

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Andrew: “Hello. Welcome to the studio, Luke. I love having you in my lair”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. I’m just making this up”

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Andrew: “I love using the word, ‘slurry'”

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Andrew: “My question for you guys; and, this is a serious question that is gonna come off… as very ignorant”

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Genevieve Haas: “So, please, don’t look at me”

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Genevieve Haas: “Uh-oh. We’re about to be overrun by Nazis”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “I don’t know. I never wrote for ’30 Rock’… You didn’t! (I didn’t) Why are you here!?”

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Luke: Gruff “Yes!!!”

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Luke: “Here we go! It’s happening”

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Luke: “I’ve written one down. I don’t love it… but, you go into podcasting with the… favorite vacation… you can remember”

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Luke: Quickly saying a string of “Whoa”s

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, that really… really frosts my beater… No, that was a terrible choice of words (Wow)”

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