Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: Beeping while Luke was talking

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Andrew: “Cooking now, daddy-o!”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “I just read something… fascinating”

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Andrew: “I know!! I remembered!!”

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Andrew: “I mean, that is… sublime!”

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Andrew: “I screwed that interview so bad”

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Andrew: “I think we had our balls reversed”

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Andrew: “It twists my brain… into pretzels”

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Andrew: “Maybe just don’t, don’t tweet it”

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Andrew: “Not to turn this into a ‘Sad Andy’ story”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. What I’m gonna say is the most, like, Pollyannaish thing or naïve thing”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh, God! It’s getting weird”

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Andrew: Saying “You’re one of us now” and laughing omninously

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Andrew: “See, in the other one, it went ‘boomp-boomp’. And, that one goes ‘boomp-boomp'”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m making this so damn long… This is so epic in my mind and it’s probably not”

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Andrew: “TBTL… Beautiful Banality”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew thinks that he’s an uptight person, nervous and thinks that the listeners thinks that he’s dumb

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Andrew and Luke: “How many heads just exploded… (Andrew’s?) A few”

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Andrew and Luke: “Soak ‘Em. Not S-O-K-U-M’; but, ‘S-O… A-K…’ then an apostrophe and ‘E-M’. It was more of a spoken language, Andrew, than a written one… Of course, it was”

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Luke: “His shit’s all over New York”

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Luke: “Houston… we have an Andrew”

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Luke: “Houston… we have an Andrew… Walsh, that is”

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Luke: “I can’t believe what a dingus I am”

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Luke: “I collapse into myself… with embarrassment when people get into any kind of all staff… making jokes mode”

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Luke: “I don’t need to be the booger police”

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Luke: “I lived it, okay? I lived it”

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Luke: “I’m namaste”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Man Bun McBoogers”

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Luke: “Man Bun McBoogers” #2

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Luke: “Man bun… and aggressive nose picking”

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Luke: “My commentaries… are apparently… too scorching… for CBS television”

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Luke: Singing a short, little ditty

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Luke: Singing the first few notes of the Monday Night Football theme

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Luke: “Sorry for being gross”

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Luke: “Yeah. You’re so fat, some of the fat got into your brain”

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Luke and Andrew: “Boo-roo-rey. Boo-roo-rey [ph]“

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Luke and Andrew: “I think that my beef castle is starting to reflect… (Oh, you’re a buff historian)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What’s worse: knowing the day you were conceived and the circumstances or knowing the day of your death? Knowing the day that you die!”

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Andrew: “At least, Seattle still has a little bit of its… bastard charm”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I get real… I get real… kinda… sarcastic”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I was so goddamn grumpy… about it”

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Andrew: “Hey, let me ask you a question. It’s kind of a personal question… Do you have a mouth? Does somebody on your holiday shopping list have a mouth? And, do those mouths, respectively… have teeth in them?”

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Andrew: “I know that I’m a sensitive… soul over here and I don’t like being hollered at; but, you gotta trust me, I was being hollered at!”

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Andrew: “I was being hollered at!”

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Andrew: “I was just feeling a little crank yankers yesterday, anyway”

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Andrew: “I’m a… complicated creature”

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Andrew: “It’s sort of a Luke move”

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Andrew: “Please don’t… let this… let this good deed go… punished”

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Andrew: Reading the copy of a Bumble app flyer that looks like a parking ticket

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Andrew: “Son of a gun!”

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Andrew: “This is where I am a sick man”

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Andrew: “Wait… Oh! Yeah! Wheels up! Holy shit!”

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Andrew: Whispering “Dude! Alright… Let’s get into this”

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Andrew: “You can’t use your middle finger in somebody else’s car”

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Andrew: “You can’t use your middle finger in somebody else’s car, especially a stranger’s car”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think that we’re kind of an asshole generation. I think as Gen Xs, we roll our eyes (Yeah) at everything”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m fascinated to think that there is the right thwacking sound out there for you. You just haven’t met it yet… And, (Yeah) one of these days, you’re just gonna be walking along, and, all of a sudden, it’s gonna be like… That’s the one… Can I now, please… (Yep) hire your dancing lady”

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Luke: “Cooch”

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Luke: “Cooch” #2

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Luke: “Here’s a picture of a steak, libtard!!”

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Luke: “It makes me deeply embarrassed”

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Luke: “No good deed goes… punished?”

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Luke: “Oh, that’s why… these people make… the money… and, I make the podcart”

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Luke: Saying “Sorry!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Thank you, babies… for making… TBTL… possible”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did you… see the supercut… of us saying ‘cooch;’ which, I will… have to play for you at some point. I say that it came in; but, I didn’t listen to it”

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Luke and Andrew: “I have questions; and, you better have answers for me (Yeah, we’ll see) on the other side of this break”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like, I… I… saw a guy with a man bun and I didn’t even punch him, Andrew. (Hmm) I mean, this is growth”

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While discussing the top ten list of funny words, Luke had a field day with the word “cooch” and its homophone, “Couch” ^* (as in the John H. Couch who was one of the founders of Portland, Oregon). The following is a mashup of all thirteen times Luke said it and the one time that Andrew said it.

Luke and Andrew: Cooch Mashup

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Andrew: “Cooch”

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Andrew: “Cooch, we’ve covered… Goddamnit, Linh! If you… trim that out, and send that clip to me, I will… quit the show”

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Andrew: “Hans… Bubby!”

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Andrew: “I dunno why she knows this; but, I believe her”

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Andrew: “I had button jealousy”

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Andrew: “I mean, I don’t even know what the hell I was thinking”

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Andrew: “I… could never do that!”

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Andrew: “Let’s just ‘No, but’ ourselves out of this conversation”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. This is it. This is how I die. This is end of everything”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit. I got away with that! I can’t believe it!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Is it dirty?”

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Andrew: “What is this sweet, sweet button you have?”

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Andrew: “Yeah–not to be ‘No, but;’ but, that wasn’t the case in our, in our house”

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Luke: “Cooch”

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Luke: “Cooch” #2

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Luke: “Cooch” #3

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Luke: “Cooch” #4

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Luke: “Cooch” #5

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Luke: “Cooch” #6

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Luke: “Cooch” #7

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Luke: “Cooch” #8

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Luke: “Cooch!”

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Luke: “Cooch!” #2

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Luke: “Couch” ^*

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Luke: “Couch!” ^*

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Luke: Drawn out “Couch” ^*

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Luke: “Hunka-bunka, burning… bureaucracy”

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Luke: “Oh, that’s dirty”

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Luke: “Quit yer yapping!”

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Luke: Saying “California” in a funny manner

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Luke: “They are… high out of their minds!”

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Luke: “Top ten podcasts that ruined my marriage!”

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Luke: “Well, something must be wrong!”

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Andrew: “First of all… this is gonna offend some people”

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Andrew: “Fuzzy kinda punky pop”

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Andrew: “Good morning, America!”

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Andrew: “I don’t think it’s a stinky smell I’m putting out there”

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Andrew: “I think it’s a tautology”

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Andrew: “It is nasty out there”

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Andrew: “Like, I’m not a real stinky person”

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Andrew: “Like, what the fuck happened!?”

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Andrew: “Smell-slash-poop hole”

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Andrew: “This is one… sexy donor song, right here”

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Andrew: “This is the oldest man-y thing I can say right now”

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Andrew: “We’ve reached Andrew Walsh at the Emoji Research Institute, based in Los Angeles, California… He says that he’s pretty agnostic when it comes to emoji usage; however, we should consider… the negative effects of having too many emojis when trying to text… quickly”

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Andrew: “What is this thing?”

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Andrew: “You know, I don’t have a huge… Doug on this flight”

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Andrew and Luke: “Did I just take the piss out (Yeah) of this for you?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, I just want the bomb one; because, I just… I’m blowing this text chain up, or… whatever (Sure)”

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Luke: “Cthulhu”

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Luke: “Houston… we have an Andrew!”

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Luke: “I told you this was a thing!!”

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Luke: “Right now, it just looks like a weirdo nose”

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Luke: Saying “We told you there was a cliff!!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Ding-dong, ding-dong”

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Luke: Singing “Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong”

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Luke: “The scent of an Andrew”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we use the word ‘jizzing out’ please? Oh, God! Wow! Good morning, America!”

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Luke and Andrew: “He demises and returns? Oh, Christ. Am I wrong about this?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I apologize to people outside of the Northwest at how I say the word ‘bagel’… It’s pronounced ‘boogle’… It’s pronounced… ‘Michelle'”

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