Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “As you do when you’re… twelve years old living inside of a forty-two year old’s body”

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Andrew: “Come on… this isn’t the future!!”

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Andrew: “Hey-hey!!”

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Andrew: Making a bullet ricochet sound

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Andrew: “Mmm… Mmm… No. I’m with Carey. I’m on meh… on this too”

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Andrew: Saying “That’s where I belong” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “After these messages, we’ll be right back”

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Andrew: “So, we need to get an Australian news report about this… mate”

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Andrew: “That was just catnip for my brain”

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Andrew: “Wondering if I could just slip that in there”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s the Aphasia News Network! Honestly! Burtations!”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s not how this works. That’s not how… any of this works”

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Luke: “And, I’m noticing something else… I’m noticing it, Senpai”

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Luke: “And, you’re just, you’re pushing your boobies out”

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Luke: “But, increasingly for me, morning cheese is becoming my night cheese”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up Aussie!!”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up Down Under”

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Luke: “Got all my systems, man… My morning cheese game is strong right now”

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Luke: “Hey, there’s some news in the Knickers department”

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Luke: “I am one with the power of being… drowsy”

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Luke: “I just don’t have any room anymore for new things”

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Luke: “I think… any dingus coulda played Buzz Lightyear. I don’t think any dingus coulda played Woody”

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Luke: “I will tell you this, by definition… that’s called Schrödinger’s Walsh”

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Luke: “I, I, I wish Carey was around here more and I miss her. I really miss her smell. My wife smells really good”

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Luke: “It’s not just me, you guys!”

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Luke: Saying “How high a ridge, I could not tell” in a Texan accent

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Luke: Saying “The dingoes ate my baby!” in an Australian accent

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Luke: “The drowsiness in me… recognizes the drowsiness in you. Namaste”

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Luke: “There’s actually some news… in the Knickers… department”

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Luke: “These are not related topics, lady”

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Luke: “Yeah, you’ve got to get your… you gotta get your night cheese on”

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Luke and Andrew: “I will sharp…shoot myself… Ooh… that’s… You don’t, you really don’t like that”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what I just realized? That this is scary as shit?”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, you go into… podcasting with the sound effects you have, (Right) not the sound effects you want (Right)”

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Andrew: “And, I was such a know-it-all. I was such a flipping know-it-all about it”

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Andrew: “And, that’s why… I’ve decided never to ha…have confidence ever again, or say anything confidently ever again. And, I think we’ve all learned a valuable lesson”

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Andrew: “By the way, I think that number changes every single time I say that on the show”

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Andrew: “Good, Lord! What was I talking about when I was talking about the soupy mess?”

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Andrew: “How could I confuse two public radio shows, when one is obviously named ‘The Exchange’ and the other one’s called ‘The Conversation’. They couldn’t be more different”

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Andrew: “Is, is there cat tongue; like, what were you doing up there, Bananas? Is there cat tongue all over my skillet now?”

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Andrew: “Luke… you’re serving your base”

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Andrew: “Of all the embarrassing things I do on these stupid podcasts, like, this is one of the most embarrassing”

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Andrew: “Paul… Blurg… Mall Curg [ph]“

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Andrew: “That sounds right! Now I’m hungry!”

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Andrew: Whispering “That sounds wrong!”

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Andrew: “You need to strike while the… fire–while the iron is fire; as, they classically say”

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Andrew: “You’re not gonna believe this commercial! It’s the worst continuity!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, I wanted to go back into the archives and delete that so badly. I have never been (Dude) so wrong about something”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good, Lord! What was I talking about when I was talking about the soupy mess? I believe that was next day… Chinese food? That sounds right! Now I’m hungry!”

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Luke: “Any secrets you’re keeping today?”

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Luke: “But, I would just recommend if you want to… haunt your hill house… go watch this… It is… so freaky!”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “Gosh darn it”

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Luke: “I got… possessed… by this spirit of just… radical… unloading of things that we were not using”

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Luke: “I’ll, I’ll, I’ll take the pressure off you with your error by making my own error related to this product”

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Luke: “I’m a dream to be married to, by the way”

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Luke: “It’s the slow TBTL-ification… of ‘Why Is This Happening?'”

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Luke: “Not to be a ‘No, but’ person”

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Luke: “Paul Blurv, Mall Perv”

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Luke: Saying “I’ve been all around the world… but, it was all right here for me in Duluth” as Telly Savalas

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Luke: Saying “My board’s broke. Mail me a new one” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Can you feel it. Can you feel it. Can you feel it”

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Luke: Singing “She’s so high. High above me… so lovely”

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Luke: “That is where my… damaged, insecure brain goes from the most benign of comments”

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Luke: “Today is your birthday; but, you’ve given me a gift… of relatability”

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Luke: “We’ll take a quick break… and, then, I’ll whisper some sweet nothings to the birthday boy… and, then, we’ll be back with more TBTL… in just a moment”

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Luke: “Who loves ya, baby?”

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Luke: “You down with COB? Ehh, you know me”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, look who’s first on the list (Would you look at that!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke whispering on the show so that Carey wouldn’t know what he was saying, even though it’s a pretty dumb thing to do

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Luke: “And, I was just hauling butt, for me”

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Luke: Booing

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Luke: Booing #2

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Luke: Booing #3

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Luke: Funny laugh

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Luke: “Gregory, calm down”

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Luke: “Here’s another little dazzler for ya, Walsh”

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Luke: “I know!!”

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Luke: “I’m just very loophole-oriented”

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Luke: “I’m worried… we may be here for hours (Let the fun begin)”

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Luke: “It’s dark… It’s gloomy. It’s wet… It’s not great”

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Luke: “It’s so weird the things that bounce back into your brain… later”

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Luke: “Kill the hill!”

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Luke: “My… my guess is as bad as yours”

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Luke: Saying “Hey, man! Alright, alright, alright. Whatever you wanna do, man. It’s cool. Just get a Christmas tree… Christmas trees are a flat circle, man” as a chill bro

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Luke: Singing “What would we do without brains”

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Luke: Singing “Where would we be without books”

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Luke: “So… like… you’re running on the express lanes. You’re like, ‘I’m not supposed to be doing this'”

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Luke: “The legend of your kindness… grows… by the day”

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Luke: “This is a dazzling deet for ya”

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Luke: “This last name… ain’t… big enough for the both of us… Greg Burbank!”

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Luke: “You wanna really TBTL the shit out of this”

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Luke and Andrew: David Burbank, David Longbody, first of his name

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Luke and Andrew: “I drove home with the butt heat on in the Audi; (Hmm) so, that, my–to warm up my aching muscles”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke didn’t realize that the Aurora Bridge was going uphill and Andrew snarkily responds

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Andrew: “And, I started going into the stall… not because I had to any kind of… Well, whatever. It’s… it’s my personal life. I can go in there if I want to”

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Andrew: Booing

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Andrew: “By the way… your brother and I are now colleagues”

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Andrew: Cute chuckle

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Andrew: “Happy holidays!”

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Andrew: “How about some… how about I just change my mind on everything I just said”

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Andrew: “I can’t, I can’t with this anymore!”

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Andrew: “It doesn’t have a lot going on for it, other than the haze… that I leave with”

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Andrew: “It’s okay… just don’t puke in the bathroom anymore”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh!”

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Andrew: “Ohhh, sure ya did! And, sure ya did”

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Andrew: “Salty old coots”

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Andrew: Saying “Did I do that?” as Steve Urkel

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Andrew: Saying “No Gutenberg” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “She’s a scolder, man”

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Andrew: Singing “But, it wasn’t great. And, it was… chili night!”

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Andrew: Singing “It would be shitty without books”

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Andrew: Singing “What would we do without brains”

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Andrew: “Stop being a jerk all the time, old lady!”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m–I shouldn’t say anything about Game of Thrones, at all, anymore”

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Andrew: “You got your Silverblatt in my Barbaro. You got your Barbaro in my…”

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Andrew and Luke: “Close to hard knocks time… but… you might say knocking on the door of hard knocks time… But, there’s still no… (Knocks knocks knocking on hard knocks door?) Right”

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Andrew and Luke: “David from the… from the Michael… Gregory from the knowing things? Right. Gregory from the knowing things”

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Andrew and Luke: “Guess what? I’m still ignorant (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I put Chantix on my salad! Yeah… And, then, a dog tried to jump on me; but, then, we were friends. Hi, dog!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Lot going on there… Lotta noises (Sure)… Lotta sounds”

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Andrew and Luke: “New York City!? Get a tree!”

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