Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “I don’t know if I’ve said this on the show before. This is really terrible”

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Andrew: “I went on a journey the other day, Luke”

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Andrew: “In my drunk brain, this was all new information that blew my brain”

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Andrew: “Is this even worth it? Is it worth it!?”

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Andrew: “It’s some corny 1968-69 bullshit, right”

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Andrew: “Jefferson Airplane is some… corny-ass shit”

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Andrew: Laughing gruffly and saying “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: Singing “Of the hook”

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Andrew: “There’s no… hurglars among burglars”

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Andrew: “You brought it from the goddamn basement… or attic, or wherever you keep the kitchen!”

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Andrew: “You’ve taken the power out of the word”

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Luke: “And, is… humorously impersonated by people… named me”

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Luke: “Damn, Bublé. You’ve done it again!”

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Luke: “Damn, this couple is shady!”

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Luke: “I likey. I likey a lot”

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Luke: “I was… drowning my whatever in… in pizza”

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Luke: “I’m just embarrassed of myself most of the time”

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Luke: “I’m loud wrong so much”

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Luke: “Meep-meep!”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah! This takes me back”

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Luke: Praying for Andrew

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Luke: Saying “Down Under” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Put another shrimp on the barby!” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Singing “Your will be done”

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Luke: “That person is gonna be so drunk. How are they getting home?”

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Luke: “The… balls on these people!”

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Luke: “These guys are gonna get fucking rolled”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, what I have realized… at the ripe, old age of forty-two is… (People suck) that stuff… it was–Yeah, exactly! I mean… if I can… if… if I can just… drive point home on this Friday morning edition of this show is people are basically annoying!”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned while Luke talked about accidentally saying “TBTL” on Live Wire

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know if you love me; but, whatever level of affection you have, it’s about the same… (I think you’re a nerd. I gotta be honest with you. I think you’re a pretty big nerd) Can you… stop cyberbullying me?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I still think room service might be a thousand dollars. It is!”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Sarah… (Sarah) you let us stay at your house”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is happy as I can fucking be (Hmm)”

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Andrew: “Calm down, Lil’ Bow Wow”

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Andrew: “Ding, ding, ding”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I wanna say anything else about taxes”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh. Spoiler”

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Andrew: “Ohhh. Maybe”

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Andrew: “The bills! The bills!”

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Andrew: “What the hell!?”

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Luke: “Actually, that’s not true… I’m a ticking clock myself today… my jog-ological clock!”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to poo-poo what you just pointed out”

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Luke: Singing “Make ’em say ungh!!!”

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Luke: “You know Lil’ Bow Wow is short for ‘Liliputian Bower Craft'”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t want them to be sketchy; but, I want them to be a little bit sketchy (Yeah. Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: Yo Mama jokes

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Luke and Andrew: “You know me… (Now, we’re back) always grabbing the wrong sound effect”

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Andrew: Elmer Fudd-like laugh

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Andrew: “Hey, good news for you, though. I don’t know how to use this… sound board. I can’t find the play button”

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Andrew: “It was a couple of hosts, like, you know… young people spinning popular music… Sorry, I just… heard how that sounded”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Well, it’s complicated”

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Andrew: “Oh, God dang it!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! You can’t say anything anymore!”

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Andrew: “Professor TED Talk Common”

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Andrew: Singing “Through the jungle you can go with hair!”

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Andrew: “This is just… typical… snowflake Andrew”

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Andrew: “Why is there a man running down the street screaming ‘Body Heat’? Oh, that’s just Luke Burbank. He quit drinking recently”

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Andrew: “You know, just… classic, low-brow taco night”

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Andrew: “You know… Vieves and I love having… just tacos around”

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Andrew: “You’re looking for Legoland, buddy boy”

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Andrew and Luke: “You didn’t tell me that! That’s one of my favorite things to do in the world! Did you go on the boat? Yeah! Oh, God dang it!”

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Luke: “Body Heat!!!”

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Luke: “I cannot believe I just made that joke”

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Luke: “I cannot believe I just made that joke. I, you know what, honestly, I can believe it”

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Luke: “I’m finally getting a nickname!”

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Luke: “It is… amazing; or, that plane is crashing”

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Luke: “It was fully torqued, bro”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, aren’t you clever”

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Luke: Quiet “Aw, shit!”

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Luke: Saying “Count Dracula” in a Count Dracula-like manner

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Luke: Saying “It is a great… book. Not a good book… a great book” as Michael Silverblatt

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Luke: Saying “What is your problem, Rudy? Is this the issue?” with Rudy responding

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Luke: “She didn’t choose the shed life. The shed life chose her”

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Luke: Singing “Through the jungle you can go with books!”

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Luke: Singing “Through the jungle you can go with hair!”

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Luke: Singing “Where would we be without books”

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Luke: “This is gonna take us down a road that we will never recover from, Andrew”

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Luke: “Tip of the laser balding helmet, bro”

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Luke: “Welcome to another early edition of TBTL… O’Dark QWERTY… The Early Blurg… Gets the Podcast… TBTL: Morning Wood… You Like to Hear a Podcast… I cannot believe I just made that joke. I, you know what, honestly, I can believe it”

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Luke: “Well, hello and good morning, everyone!”

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Luke: “You are outta your damn mind!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fetch me my second best tonight pants!! (Yeah. Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I have to admit something to you, Andrew, if we’re getting real here… Are we? (I…) Shit.”

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Andrew: “And, now, I sorta… feel like I’m… a little bit more in control… of my… brain-to-mouth functions”

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Andrew: “Forward, not back!”

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Andrew: “Genevieve, defrost the sausages! It’s gonna be a big night!”

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Andrew: “I got some, I got some weird things going on”

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Andrew: “I got some, I got some weird things going on… when I’m, when I’m on the beach”

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Andrew: “I mean, what happens… between the, the joke coming out of my mouth and hitting your ears, I can’t be responsible for that”

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Andrew: “Tear some blankets and boil the sausages”

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Andrew: “Then, it’s Andy’s hour”

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Andrew: “Wake Up and Lose!”

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Andrew: “What is going on over there?”

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Andrew: “Where’s your unicycle, Charles!?”

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Andrew: “While you were eating your weight in tater tots… I was… eat in tate waiter [ph] tots”

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Andrew: “Yay! Let’s start this project”

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Andrew and Luke: “4:52? (Wow!) What’s going on here?”

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Luke: “A dank, fire Minion meme”

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Luke: “And, I’m not trying to… rub anything in”

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Luke: “And, to just… take one of… really one of the best bowel movements I had in years. Unhurried, unrushed. It was beautiful”

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Luke: “Cock…tail”

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Luke: Funny “What!?!”

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Luke: “I have… I would say, medium FOMO”

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Luke: “It’s in the cloud”

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Luke: “Scotty the Body, our intern, is down at the… is down at the Car Stereo Warehouse… He’s got a sticker stop going. Stop by and tell him the phrase that pays”

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Luke: Singing the “Hampsterdance Song”

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Luke: “Still got it!!”

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Luke: “TBTL: Early Blurg Gets the Show… O’Dark Shirtless”

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Luke: “TBTL: Morning Who!?”

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Luke: “TBTL: Morning Who!?” #2

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Luke: “Thank you, bladder… for doing this to me”

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Luke: “Thanks, nature”

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Luke: “That would crush me so hard”

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Luke: “The future is now. What a world we live in”

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Luke: “We can do this all morning; and, maybe, we will. But, should we move on?”

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