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Andrew: “And, I never got to know OutKast–I still don’t–I, you know, I can name like… one song… it has ‘poo’ in the title. I don’t like it”

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Andrew: “And, the whole thing is just a, a soupy… wonderful mess of a heart attack; and, I love it”

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Andrew: “But, I took it personally; and, I apologize in advance, Mike, for… airing this publicly and my pettiness”

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Andrew: “By the way, I’m an insane person”

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Andrew: “Dude! This is not our first pre-record rodeo”

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Andrew: “I know. I called it a sandwich”

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Andrew: “I really like cold sausage; and, I know that’s gross”

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Andrew: “I thought, maybe, you got bonked on the head”

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Andrew: “I’m not a robe kinda guy”

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Andrew: “It has ‘poo’ in the title. I don’t like it”

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Andrew: “It’s time to play ‘Who’s your doodie and what does he do?’… That was terrible”

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Andrew: “Like, I’m just not a robe guy. I love you. Thank you”

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Andrew: “Not that I’m like… you know, the Magic Christian giving away gifts all… all year either”

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Andrew: “Which is what I wanted more than anything ever!”

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Andrew: “Wow! That’s weirder than I thought!”

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Andrew: “You know what… It’s Toomgis… It’s too much… good stuff”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, you’re a Cyber Monday guy. Okay, gotcha. I’m a more of a www.CyberMonday… (Uh-huh) guy”

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Luke: “Am I… being brave for the fire?”

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Luke: “And then, there’s people that are just idiots!”

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Luke: “And, I actually played this out in my mind, if you can believe it; and, I bet you can”

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Luke: “And, that’s… all I’m gonna talk about”

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Luke: “Go Browns… Go Seahawks… Go eat a bagel. It’s not the water. It might be a soy sauce”

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Luke: “Hell… yes!”

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Luke: “I ate so much yesterday… I nearly split my pants”

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Luke: “I… I… I made this happen. I did this to myself. I’m an idiot”

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Luke: Singing “Where would we be without books!” as Bruce Springsteen

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Luke: “So, that was coo'”

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Luke: “This is my crazy brain”

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Luke: “Weird day… really weird day… dude”

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Luke: “You crazy for this one, Rick!”

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Luke: “You’re on Genius, man! I’m a genius, man!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t like the word ‘boogie’. I, also, don’t like the word ‘doodie’ (Neither do I!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I… almost threw up. It was so gross. Really!? It was actually gross!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like, I don’t feel that bad for shrimp, honestly… (Mmm-hmm) Don’t at me… Shrimp”

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Luke and Andrew: “The Gift of the Magi-c Christian… The Gift of the Magic…”

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Luke and Andrew: “Where would we be without books! Why did I laugh over top of you? That was so… isolatable”

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Andrew: “Gonna get real here for a second”

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Andrew: “Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!”

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Andrew: “I feel like I’m becoming a real boy; and, that’s what’s nice”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to be a bummer, or anything”

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Andrew: “Just… just the tip, man. Just the tip”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: Singing “Everybody do the bird-bird dance”

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Andrew: “Thanks a lot, Walsh and Burbank”

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Andrew: “Yeah. I just don’t touch casseroles”

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Andrew: “You know, I’m not a casserole kinda guy”

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Andrew: “Zachary… do not mention this to your sister”

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Andrew and Luke: “Have you thought about that? (I mean, yes. You’re right) No! I hadn’t. So, thanks”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m like Anthony Bourdain now compared to how I was as a kid. Like, I know I’m a picky eater as an adult; but, as a kid… More like… Anthony Bour-don’t! Right!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re gravy curious… Yes”

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Luke: “Although, I’ll tell you what… that cheesecake does push me into Walsh-town… like… I’ll have all that food and I’ll let it settle… and, then, I’ll be, like, ‘Okay. I’m fine’; then, I’ll have that cheesecake, and then, I’m like… ‘Game over'”

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Luke: “Get ready for another scorch take”

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Luke: “Gobble-gobble jive turkeys with their jive turkey gobbles”

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Luke: “It’s number four with a bullet”

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Luke: “Let’s try to get some foods that we can put too much of inside of us, before they… spring back like a jack-in-a-box… and leave us… as we call it, ‘Walshing’. I ate too much Thanksgiving food”

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Luke: “Oh, lumpy mash potatoes”

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Luke: “That’s right… The top… seven… Thanksgiving foods. And, this is the official list… as decided by me… and… my decisions are final. So, if your stuff is not on the list, or if it’s in a different order… I’m sorry… you’re wrong… Boy, that’s a really… it’s a… warm-hearted way to start this Thanksgiving show”

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Luke: “They were Christians! Christ…mas! Chris…tians!”

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Luke: “We cannot be trusted. We can’t be trusted with these microphones!”

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Luke: “We’re almost to the River of Gravy again”

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Luke and Andrew: Having Dave Brubeck on the mind, Oscar Peterson on the lungs and Chet Baker on the pancreas

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s almost like you’re saying the bird is not the word? I would say… everybody do the bird-bird dance”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who knows if that’s where it started; but, that’s where it ended! Right. Exactly”

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Andrew: “And, here’s where the conversation gets difficult”

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Andrew: “But, I guess you’re right”

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Andrew: “God! I just annoyed myself with that answer”

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Andrew: “Hey… I think we’re probably gonna have to… blow off e-mails today”

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Andrew: “I did it, Luke… I finally did it… I took the plunge”

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Andrew: “I did it, Luke… I finally did it… I took the plunge… As you… probably noticed… I’m now following you on Twitter”

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Andrew: “It’s more me than… my own hand, at this point”

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Andrew: “Now, that’s a question”

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Andrew: Saying “Yeah. They say that I’m lazy. I’m so la…” as a bear modeled after Bing Crosby

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Andrew: “We gotta end this show”

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Andrew: “Well, you can be like the Mariners and just trade in your entire coffee pot for a K Cup”

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Andrew: “Wow! Holy wow!”

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Andrew: “You can Burbank the living shit out of this”

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Andrew: “You’re not sponge-worthy”

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Andrew and Luke: “If you’re making like a… (Okay, okay) a really thin soup, you’re gonna wash the pot out! But, it’s not… because, here’s the thing: it’s wet beans… Eew. Linh! Take a third note!”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is completely unrelatable content to me; and, I was gonna take you to task for… being out of… (Linh! Take a note!) touch”

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Luke: “All… all hyperbole and fire tweeting aside”

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Luke: “Dart farts wait for no one”

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Luke: “I call fire suppression… fire rakes”

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Luke: “I, I don’t think you’re totally wrong about this; and, it… pains me to say that. It really hurts”

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Luke: “It’s amazing to me it took twenty years to catch the Bic Uni-baller”

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Luke: “Linh! Take a note!”

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Luke: “Linh! Take a third note!”

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Luke: “Linh! Take another note!”

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Luke: “Next week… new TBTL project… The Early Blurg Washes the Beans”

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Luke: Singing “Can’t get enough Super Golden Crisp. Love that honey comb”

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Luke: “There are no sacred cows in my life”

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Luke: “This is such a dad move”

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Luke: “This might be relatable”

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Luke: “You’re totally right, of course. Yes. That’s… You, you’re, you’re absolutely right”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cuz, coffee is not food… Sure! It’s like a… it’s like a… it’s like a thin soup”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cuz, coffee is not food… Sure! It’s like a… it’s like a… it’s like a thin soup… Let me… Linh! Take another note!”

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Luke and Andrew: Discussing Luke’s fire tweet about washing or not washing a coffee pot and being asked to take a note three times

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna run and get some more coffee… Does it have human feces in it? I don’t know… (Ohh!!) It’s possible!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re more wand than man! Exactly”

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Andrew: “Alright, I’ve got no response to that. Sorry… I, I’m, I always kick the hacky sack back; and, it just occurred to me, I got nothing”

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Andrew: Andrew has gotten over his biometric data being collected by his gadgets

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Andrew: “Genevieve was ripshit!”

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Andrew: “I am not!!!”

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Andrew: “I’m not as hardcore about it as you are”

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Andrew: “I’m on the corner of Hungry and Unhealthy right now”

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Andrew: “I’ve handed it all over”

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Andrew: “It was actually on the intersection of Hungry and Happy”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Mimicking the T-Mobile jingle

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Andrew: “Target! Target!”

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Andrew: “Terri-Poo”

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Andrew: Walsh-helm Scream

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Andrew: “Whatever the phone is gonna do to me, I’m gonna do worse to myself”

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Andrew: “‘You should’ve made her take that out of the garbage can! Are you kidding?’ Like, she–Genevieve was ripshit!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know! I’m not a scientist! It’s just what I do (Yes)”

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Luke: “I can tell you where the poop drop is”

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Luke: “I can… help you find the poop pile where you can bury the body. I was like, ‘No-no-no-no-no-no-no! No-no! The… sorry. Miscommunication'”

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Luke: “I don’t trust myself to pee standing up, by the way, at three in the morning”

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Luke: “I hear the secrets that she keeps… when she’s barking in her sleep”

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Luke: “Shaking my brain up… like a… seltzer… you know, bottle or something”

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Luke: “Taking them from the inside of my mind to the outside of my mouth”

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Luke: “Thanks a lot, dog!”

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Luke: “The few… the proud… the Garbage Marines”

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Luke: “The Walsh-helm Scream”

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Luke: “There’s something rotten at the dart tournament… with that whole story”

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Luke: “This, right here, is… really doing it for some of our ASMR fans… it’s really upsetting some other people… who are not into hearing me speak… at this… modulated… tone”

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Luke: “We bring you yesterday’s media tomorrow”

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Luke: “You’re trapped with your bubble guts”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alexa… e-mail Erik Stromstad… Get me a new board… (Oh, man) but, send it in a pile of poop!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you pee standing up in the middle of the night? Yeah… but, the problem is, I’m still sleeping and in bed”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think your scream, I think your impression of that scream is my favorite part of the whole show. Oh, good! I’m sure that won’t live anywhere else”

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Andrew: “But, I don’t know if I’ve taken the dear listeners along on this ride”

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Andrew: “Don’t talk to me before I’ve had my first cuppa!”

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Andrew: “E equals… MC… squared?”

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Andrew: “Genevieve just wants to go hog wild with some bathroom surgery. I’m against that”

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Andrew: “I had… no idea! I had no idea!”

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Andrew: “I mean, I got some shit with you… but, I’m working through it”

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Andrew: “I think Rome is burning… inside you”

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Andrew: “I’m just telling you this now, Luke, not even the listeners”

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Andrew: “I’m trying to not tell this story”

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Andrew: “It’s pruning time!”

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Andrew: “Let’s just continue this conversation over this wonderful music!”

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Andrew: “Mac Miller is the new… Miller Mac”

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Andrew: Making pained sounds

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Andrew: “Oh my God! Oh my God! That would have been amazing”

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Andrew: “Squish, squish… Squish, squish”

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Andrew: “Squish, squish… Squish, squish… Eew”

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Andrew: “Stay gold, pony wall!”

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Andrew: “What about the balls on this guy!?”

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Andrew: “Whatever happened to Andrew’s dumb package?”

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Andrew: “You have more of those than I thought… I need to… put a cease and desist between you and Phamdemort”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Do the mix-up!” and Luke whistling “Do The Hustle”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think that… I think that… I think that you’re wrong… is the word that I’m looking for. (Wow!) For a second there…”

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Luke: “Am I… crazy?”

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Luke: “And, this was the one time when I kinda let… my, like… ego flag fly”

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Luke: “As a sketchy person… I would never admit to the backstory of that”

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Luke: “I am not as famous as I think I am… that’s for damn sure”

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Luke: “I realize how rich this is coming from me”

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Luke: “It’s good for me… to… remember… that… I’m not as cool as I think I am; even though, I try to pretend all the time… like I know that I’m not cool… When I let that ego out… it always leads me wrong”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah!!! You just did that!”

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Luke: Singing “And, if there was a pick-pocket… you would probably figure out who it was… cuz, you’re Michael Chiklis and Luke saw you a Patra Burger”

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Luke: Singing “If you like piña coladas… and getting caught in the rain”

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Luke: Singing “Thank you for being The Commish”

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Luke: “Speaking of things that I also don’t know about”

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Luke: “Sunrises are the new sunsets, my friends”

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Luke: “The humiliation of Luke Burbank”

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Luke: “What the Helsinki?”

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Luke: “You know, they are basically, like, razzle them and dazzle them with Luke Burbank… Like, I’m just a piece of meat… being dangled in front of people… That’s why they invited me to be one of the judges”

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Luke: “You son of a bitch!”

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Luke and Andrew: Fudge holders and grudge holders

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