Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “All anybody had to do was not touch shit”

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Andrew: “But, God, I hate that!”

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Andrew: “Garth, I’m coming after you”

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Andrew: “Hold on. Now, I’m all over the place”

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Andrew: “I want the Hulu”

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Andrew: “If somebody’s gonna butt in on this”

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Andrew: “Maybe the adventure’s just beginning”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!!”

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Andrew: “That’s what happens in Hot Dog Court”

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Andrew: “This is nobody’s problem but mine”

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Luke: “A woman needs a man; like, a Bono needs a bicycle”

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Luke: “Exciting doin’s, already a-brewin'”

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Luke: “He is everybody’s TBTL Daddy, whether we like it or not. He’s Andrew Walsh”

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Luke: “It haunts my nightscapes to this day”

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Luke: “Not for me”

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Luke: “Now, we gotta chase these tech bros down”

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Luke: “Right after you solve the mystery of your package”

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Luke: “Right after you solve the mystery of your package… which… could really be taken out of context”

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Luke: Saying “I went to Philadelphia and it was closed” as W.C. Fields

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Luke: “TBTL: O’Dark QWERTY… The Early Blurg Gets The Show”

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Luke: “The specifics were just too specific”

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Luke: “Y’all didn’t get the memo… about how… about how I do”

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Luke and Andrew: Whispering “And, by the way, don’t tell her this. And, I don’t know how whispering helps (Yeah)”

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Andrew: “Atheist Bang-Bang”

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Andrew: “Go Warriors… I think”

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Andrew: “God Friended Me; but, I don’t know when it’s on!!”

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Andrew: “I have very… round vowels”

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Andrew: “I’m not even dignifying that”

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Andrew: “I’ve never been naked and not afraid”

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Andrew: “It’s just a blurb”

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Andrew: “Just, just… Hasselhoff the hell out of those burgers, man”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, no! The Devil just advocated for me”

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Andrew: “Settle down, my friend”

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Andrew: “Shed or Get Off the Pot”

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Andrew: Singing along with Tim Heidecker’s funky bass

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Andrew: “That’s my hot take”

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Andrew: “This time, I’m leaving it on with a purpose”

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Andrew: “Usually, going to Cleveland… kinda destroys me”

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Andrew: “What if God… was a catty bitch… who is for the drama?”

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Andrew: “Yeah. Supposedly, according to the… nosy window washer”

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Luke: “And, as a… cheese geek and a curd freak myself”

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Luke: “And, this is just a small preview… of season two of ‘Making a Burgerer'”

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Luke: “Comme ci, comme ça”

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Luke: “Debajo… the asking price”

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Luke: “Did I warg out during this part of the story?”

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Luke: “I actually am that crazy”

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Luke: “I’ve now mastered something that has eluded Luke Burbank for his whole life”

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Luke: “It may be a frap”

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Luke: “O’Dark QWERTY”

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Luke: “Oh, really!”

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Luke: “Please, God, don’t let her hear this”

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Luke: “TBTL: Morning Wood… You Like to Hear a Podcast”

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Luke: “Wait, is it Will.I.ennial Prophet?”

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Luke: “What if God… friended you… and then un-friended you… but, then re-friended you right when you needed it?”

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Luke: “What if… God listed your relationship status as… ‘It’s complicated’?”

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Luke: “What if… God totally ghosted on your plans?”

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Luke: “Yeah, I would”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t feel like my world is as threatened by the fact that my Twitter feed may not be so great. I just… miss the old days when you had a good Twitter feed”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Andrew tells Luke to not eat his microphone

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Andrew: Barking

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Andrew: Barking (Edited)

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Andrew: “Beep-beep, ribby-ribbing”

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Andrew: “Do you think this is why people don’t use shotgun mics for podcasting?”

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Andrew: “He’s in the grid, man!”

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Andrew: “I got sucked into your tweet thing”

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Andrew: “I thought I was eating the mic!”

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Andrew: “I’m keeping that mea culpa and using it later”

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Andrew: “Maybe, I should start micing that thing”

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Andrew: “Nothing… would stop this train… Nothing”

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Andrew: “Now you’re in my head!”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s wonderful!”

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Andrew: “Senator!!”

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Andrew: “There’s a ri–right way to rock the vote; and, there’s a wrong way to roll the vote. That’s my understanding”

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Luke: “By the… by the way. Oh, excuse me. I’m Mara Liasson. Welcome back to the show”

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Luke: Doot-dooing an NPR special coverage intro

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Luke: “I, I know that I’m being… again, a catty, little bitch who loves the drama”

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Luke: “I’m just taking this to Public… Address Town”

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Luke: Mimicking the “Uh-Oh Robot” sound

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Luke: “No shit, Sherlock!!”

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Luke: “Oh, boy!”

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Luke: “So, okay… Fine… New Luke… has a different way of trying to control… how everybody’s feeling about him”

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Luke: “That is the lowest form of content. Don’t bring it up on the program”

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Luke: “The flugelhorn has fluged”

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Luke: “Very interesting… and very spicy take”

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Luke: “We have to end the show now… for the love of God”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for the Will Smith “Willennium” correction

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Luke and Andrew: “Grab ’em by the F-word. Right”

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Luke and Andrew: “Remember how I was being diplomatic a minute ago? (Right) Well, that guy’s gone”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, I’m sure he doesn’t have anything better to do… anything Beto to do. Ohhh! (Aaaay!) I’ll write it down”

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Andrew: “I also woke up feeling a little tingly today!”

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Andrew: “I can’t believe I told that joke”

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Andrew: “I’m actually not an eggplant man”

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Andrew: “It doesn’t matter, man”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m really gonna burn bridges”

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Andrew: “Oh! That’s mine!”

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Andrew: “Some men were born to be spectators, Luke. That’s what they’re gonna put on my grave”

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Andrew: “Sometimes we do it. Sometimes we don’t”

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Andrew: “That was an accident”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you ever have that… where you’re sleeping on your arm weird and you wake up; and, at first, you don’t feel it, then it’s kina tingly… That’s what I had, only… across my whole body… Oh! You played, ‘The Stranger’. I know that game… Alright. Clean it up. Clean it up, Burbank”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m the Eggplant Man (What about aubergine?)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Those clowns in Congress… you know. I mean… (Don’t. Praise. The Machine)”

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Luke: “And, it’s, it’s weird listening to TV… on the radio”

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Luke: “Because, I don’t care. Come at be, bro!”

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Luke: “Don’t chop it, don’t screw it; because, I’m on fire!”

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Luke: “Don’t get mad at me, Joshua”

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Luke: “Hey… what the eff”

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Luke: “I agree with everything you just said”

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Luke: “I don’t fucking care about that today!”

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Luke: “I just wanna… gulp it down today”

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Luke: “I know how elections work”

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Luke: “I woke up… just… all… all tingly”

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Luke: “I’m here… Andrew. I’m… here”

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Luke: “I’m just, I’m stopping myself from saying something wildly inappropriate”

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Luke: “Just trying to get that bread, Chief”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let’s go!”

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Luke: “No, that wasn’t one that went over your head. That one went under your dignity… and, that’s on me”

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Luke: Singing something

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Luke: “That is not how that happened!”

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Luke: “The prophecy… has been foretold!!”

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Luke and Andrew: GnFnR and Bills Mafia

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Luke and Andrew: “God bless our brothers… sisters… and… (You…) gender non-binary (had the same experience) identifiers… at… at NPR… but, God… get it the fuck together!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, that is some… if I can say… that is some redneck riviera shit… I love it, though (Love it)”

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Andrew: “Congratulations, Luke. You won!”

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Andrew: “Ghosts of impossibility”

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Andrew: “I’m going to check on my virtual parsnips now”

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Andrew: “I’m not saying that to be flip”

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Andrew: “If your boat is behind, you’ll about to lose your mind”

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Andrew: “Sounds very, actually, Burbankian; now, that I say it out loud”

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Andrew: “Way to go, algorithm”

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Andrew: “We’ll thank you later!”

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Andrew: “Well, that’s a little disarming. It’s also so disarming that… I, momentarily, forgot to turn on my microphone”

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Luke: “Ahh, the shame… the shame”

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Luke: “Bike horn away, as needed”

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Luke: “BoJack Horse Therapy?”

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Luke: “Damn! This all fits in here now”

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Luke: “Enough about my pathetic life; let’s talk about our pathetic football teams”

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Luke: “Hi, everybody!”

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Luke: “If this mother-effing… boat doesn’t mother-effing win this race… Sorry, children”

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Luke: “Is it good that I didn’t tweet that thought?”

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Luke: “Not today, Satan”

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Luke: “Oh, it’s time to do this, isn’t it?”

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Luke: Singing “It was just a fade. It was just a fade”

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Luke: Singing “What doesn’t kill Rich makes him stronger… stronger!” (Edited)

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Luke and Andrew: “What doesn’t kill Rich makes him stronger… (Perfect) stronger!”

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