Marsupial Gurgle

Luke: Doing the Law & Order Clang sound

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Luke: “Eagle Sore, numero dos”

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Luke: “For once, in my ding-dang life”

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Luke: “He’s my… covfefe for reals. He’s Andrew Walsh and he joins us now. Hello, my dude.”

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Luke: “I don’t understand content, bro!”

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Luke: “I’m in trouble with the Zuck!”

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Luke: “I’m sorry. Can we… I mean, I, I’m not trying to be a nofunik, but…”

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Luke: Making funny mouth and tongue sounds

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Luke: Mouth trumpeting the M*A*S*H theme

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Luke: “Mr. Kotter”

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Luke: “My friend, when you’re wrong, you’re wrong.”

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Luke: Singing “Hey! You! Get off of my island!”

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Luke: “Someone wrote a song about erectile dysfunction? That’s such a dumb joke, I’m sorry.”

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Luke: “The body shame is the bun… the hot dog of insecurity is placed in”

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Luke: “They got… Boss Hog nervouser than a long tail cat in a room full of rockin’ chairs… or something”

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Luke: Trying to sing along to “Boss Of Me” with a one second delay and messing up

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Luke: “Ugh! Aagh!”

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Luke: “Ugh!!”

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Luke: “Woah!!”

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Luke: “You’ll hear e-mails. You’ll hear v-mails. And, because it’s Friday, you’ll hear some Music For Your Weekend.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I’m like, ‘Zergged Again’! You got Zergged! There’s your show title.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew caught Luke off guard with his “Vooooop! Hello, Luke!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, Andrew. Yeah, what’s going on? Could you be a lamb, and…”

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Luke and Andrew: Life Lesson: If something happens too much, it falls off

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing a bit of the Rockford Files theme and Andrew saying “Holy shit, yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Those were the days. Archie!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Until then, please remember: No mountain too tall. And, good luck to us, as we embark on that road trip”

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Andrew: “Alright, what’s going on with you, Sore Eagle?”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “God, I can’t wait to delete this show”

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Andrew: “He knew nothing. Nothing.”

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Andrew: “How did you know!?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how this story ends, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I just have a passion for content”

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Andrew: “I… definitely wanna talk to you about what the hell’s going on with you and Facebook”

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Andrew: Incorrect answer sound

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Andrew: “It’s all about content… bro!”

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Andrew: “It’s so janky, I love it!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke, you ignorant podcast host”

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Andrew: “No kidding”

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Andrew: “No!”

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Andrew: “Normcore”

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Andrew: “Oh, really”

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Andrew: “Oh, Rockford… you scamp”

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Andrew: Singing “Andrew… is my co-pilot”

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Andrew: Singing “Rocket! Woah-oh”

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Andrew: Sticker shock sound

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Andrew: “The tone change when the music is… What’s the word I always use? Dia… dia–what… dia–whatever. We’ll cut that out.”

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Andrew: “We should have shotguns for this shit!”

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Andrew: “Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew thinks Plinko is one of the worst games on The Price Is Right and Luke disagrees

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Andrew and Luke: “Cuz, I’m not a numbers man. I’m not, like… into spreadshees, or anything like that. Sure.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a hot take. Okay, scald me.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Number nine is Gilligan’s Island!? Get off of my island! That’s… to… Hey! You! Get off of my island! I’m… whatever.”

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Andrew: “And, we do”

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Andrew: “Control, Alt, Mouth”

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Andrew: “Here comes old, huffy-puffy Burbank”

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Andrew: “I am Sammy Sad-sack! I am Sammy Sad-sack!!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know where, I’m in, I might be on the Dark Web right now”

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Andrew: “I heard that she donated just so that she wouldn’t get fined… actually”

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Andrew: “I’m just sayin’!!”

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Andrew: “I’m not being nice here”

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Andrew: “It sounded cut off at the end”

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Andrew: “It’s so clear from this conversation that you care more about it than I do; so, just take it”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “N’ohh… You”

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Andrew: “No”

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Andrew: “Oh my God”

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Andrew: “Sammy Sad-sack only does one thing: he cries into his soup”

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Andrew: “Ted Cruz, like fucking Ted Cruz.”

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Andrew: “Ted Cruz, like fucking Ted Cruz. Sorry about the language at the top of the show, you guys.”

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Andrew: “That door is only closed because you haven’t opened it”

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Andrew: “That’s why you get it; because, I don’t care”

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Andrew: “Their mascot is… Oh, dang it, it’s like my favorite name. It’s perfect. It’s a… I can’t think of it. Good Lord, what’s wrong with me!? Why would I open my mouth to tell the story if I don’t know the end of it?”

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Andrew: “What the hell? What the hell!!”

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Andrew: “What the hell!”

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Andrew: “What the hell!” #2

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Andrew: “What the hell!” #3

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Andrew: “Whose side is that guy on!?!”

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Andrew: “Why am I doing all the driving?”

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Andrew: “You were in the old Fart Locker down there with smelly Kev”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wanted to talk about Sammy Sad-sack, but Luke wasn’t having any of it

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Andrew and Luke: “I am Sammy Sad-sack! I am Sammy Sad-sack!! Wait, then everybody starts to stand up, (Yeah) ‘I am Sammy Sad-sack!'”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, are we just gonna go out with ‘Dreamweaver’ though? We may have to now. I can’t stop this. The train has left the station! You’ve got two ears and a heart, don’t you? (Sorry, Waves!)”

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Andrew: “But, whatever”

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Andrew: “Hey, kid… you like to Facebook? I got something that will really make you Facebook.”

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Andrew: “I am, kind of, always trying to climb my way out of the schlub hole”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna change!”

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Andrew: “I get Quilted Northern… for the TP. And, I get Brawny for the PT.”

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Andrew: “I step on your power outs all the time”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Let’s do that!”

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Andrew: “Now, is, is she doing tricks, is she like, yo-yo-ing it up?”

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Andrew: Saying “Ohhhh-ho-ho-oh-ho, it’s a play on words!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Sing-songy “Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: Singing “I’m a classic man”

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Andrew: “Sittin’ in the bottom of ma’ belly”

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Andrew: “Tell me what to do!”

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Andrew: “That’s the expression! That’s certainly it. (Go Browns) You can tell, because… it just trips off the tongue.”

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Andrew: “Yee-haw”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew singing the “On The Media” theme and Luke saying “Huh?!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t wanna change! Well, what have you decided to do? Just… torment myself.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Vooooop! Did you just yip like a he dog? I tried to do my ‘Vooooop!'”

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Luke: “Amazon is the… Russet Burbank potato… of… buying things”

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Luke: “Eagle Sore… fall hard”

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Luke: “Easy, Bezos!”

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Luke: “God… if somebody opens the Ark of the Covenant, we’re effed!”

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Luke: “He’s really the covfefe… of podcasting, known for his drawing of tall ships, its grace and splendor. He sometimes… tweets… indecipherable words; but, it doesn’t mean that he’s better than everyone else. He’s Andrew ‘Hodor’ Walsh.”

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Luke: “Not to send money right back to Jeffy B’s pockets”

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Luke: “Rubber ducky, rubber ducky, what’cha leaving behind ya?”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “This man hates calendars!”

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Luke: “We’re just getting powered up!”

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Luke: “Well, this is why we can’t have nice things”

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Luke: “Yo, yo, yo”

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Luke: “You’ve spin the fidgets… in all the different ways”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, you thought we needed to power out eight minutes ago. No, no, no, my friend. We’re just powering in.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, take the wheel. I’m gonna be hearing a lot of that next week.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I didn’t start by saying ‘dude’, (Dude) by the way. Dude. Yeah. Hey dummy! (Dude) Bruh. Bruh.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m dazzled! I’m pretty dazzled. I’m also hungry right now.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve got some ambience, I just got my prescription re-upped… Ohhh. (Although, you know what…) You were hooked on ambience.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke snorting and Andrew saying “That was a really bad joke. Thanks for trying to snort it out with me.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Maybe for that reason, or, I don’t know, maybe cuz I can hang out here with the doggins, or… Because, I can… just come to you right now, Andrew… wearing a banana hammock and a smile… (Come on, man!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, I see, we’re in different cars! Yeah, I gotta… Oh, I thought… Rubber ducky, rubber ducky, what’cha leaving behind ya?”

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Luke and Andrew: “These are your phonics. These are your phonics on drugs. Insert frying pan sound effect here (Ohhh)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We bored (I know) two listeners (Uh-oh…) with one conversation (my gosh)”

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Andrew: “Ahhhhhh, damn it!!!”

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Andrew: “All I’m looking for in my life is vehicles for salt”

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Andrew: “Don’t think that’s possible; but, I would’ve been”

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Andrew: “I refuse to wear pants until we get a sponsor called, ‘Pants Club’. When we get a, when we get a pants club sponsor, then I’ll start wearing pants again.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Let’s do it all the time! Let’s have you here all the time.”

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Andrew: “Listen… it doesn’t matter to me as long as you’re cool with what happens on the other end. And, what happens on the other end, Luke, is a spanking.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, I’m freaking out”

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Andrew: Saying “Don’t be ridiculous” as Balki Bartokomous

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Andrew: Saying “Peace sing” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “That’s a stupid question, but hear me out”

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Andrew and Luke: “I got one hand in my pocket and the other’s giving a high five (a high five!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let me lay two things on ya. Please”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, okay. So, we’re peeing in the potty. Can I number two in the shower?”

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Luke: “Dear God, I wish today was my Friday. Turns out, it is… extremely, very much, my Tuesday”

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Luke: “Fire can’t melt this winning”

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Luke: “Nothing Smurf can Smurf”

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Luke: Saying “Albuquerque” as Bugs Bunny

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Luke: Saying “Don’t be ridiculous” as Balki Bartokomous

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Luke: “See… now you’re cooking with brains”

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Luke: “Totally. Win, win, win. Win all around. Win forever. You’re gonna be tired on winning.”

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Luke: “We’re at the point now where it’s more weird when I’m doing the show from Burbank Springs. This has become… the center of all things TBTL, as it turns out.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Meow, meow. Meow meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Sorry to bug you in the middle of dinner”

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