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Andrew: “And G-D it.”

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Andrew: “How can we erase this from our memories and still have a real quality, uplifting show?”

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Andrew: “I like to call it ‘Issi-kah’.”

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Andrew: “I told you how awful awful, lemon awful”

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Andrew: “I waste, I waste all of my life”

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Andrew: “It’s in the water”

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Andrew: “It’s in the water… when it’s not on fire.”

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Andrew: “It’s Rock-tober!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s call it a ‘ground bridge’. Oh wait, yeah, we have that. It’s called ‘the freeway’.”

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Andrew: “No, you would not have.”

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Andrew: “Oh Luke, nobody would ever make a trailer about us.”

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Andrew: “Oh wait, no. Don’t, don’t think that way. That’s how you ruin your Sunday.”

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Andrew: Saying “I have the power of Loot Crate!” a la He-Man

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Andrew: “Sorry, California.”

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Andrew: “Umm, I’ve already given up, Luke.”

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Andrew: “Wah-wah”

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Andrew: “Yup.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew whispering “It was me, it was me Luke. It was me. I did it, it went really well.” while Luke was talking

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Andrew and Luke: Bvlgari

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Andrew and Luke: Feeling Vajazzled

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Andrew and Luke: “She-Ra. She has been known to bark at He-Mans and wink at She-Mans.”

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Luke: “Aaahhhhhh!”

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Luke: “And they’re just talking about this, like, completely cockadoody stuff.”

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Luke: “As Carey says, ‘Insert useless detail, insert useless detail’.”

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Luke: Doot-dooing a part of the Jeopardy theme

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Luke: “He’s got his sweat towel and he’s ready to rock.”

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Luke: “I LOL’d”

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Luke: “I’m just like you… I just donk off so much time in my day anyway.”

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Luke: Imitating the deep timpani from the Jeopardy theme

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Luke: Interesting Laugh

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Luke: “It’s sort of like a probiotic for their skin funk.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “My life is very weird right now.”

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Luke: “Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes!”

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Luke: “So, I’m a little funky”

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Luke: “Thank you, double-A”

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Luke: “Timpani Interruptus”

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Luke: “Wow!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke Laughing And Andrew Saying “Thank You.”

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Luke and Andrew: Systemic vs Endemic

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s a submarine of Beatles. Right.”

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Luke: “alt.morissette.belaboured”

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Luke: “Andrew!”

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Luke: “But you could just feel the sphincters of an entire audience of white liberals just, just pucker right on up.”

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Luke: Can’t quite say “2000th Episode”

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Luke: Doing a promo for the 2000th episode of TBTL

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Luke: “Go fraud yourself, you motherloving”

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Luke: “God damn it!!!”

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Luke: “I dunno”

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Luke: “I know a bit more about this than I’m letting on and what I know is awesome.”

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Luke: “If you ever say anything like that to me again, I’m going to kick your ass.”

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Luke: “Let me do that again, in a way that lets people know that I know more about the donation process that I’m letting on; and, that, what I do know is awesome.”

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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank, I am your slightly drowsy host”

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Luke: “No! No, Andrew, you knew more about that bumper sticker story than you were letting on.”

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Luke: “Saguaro”

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Luke: Saying “Is sad” a la Adam Duritz of the Counting Crows

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Luke: Saying “Just one more actor” in the style of Columbo

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Luke: Singing “Just like Pagliacci” from Smokey Robinson’s “Tears Of A Clown”

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Luke: Singing “Totino’s Pizza Roll”

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Luke: “Somebody will e-mail us”

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Luke: “That involves staying out past 9 PM, which is officially become a very late night for this little podcaster.”

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Luke: “This little podcast is called TBTL.”

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Luke: “Well, that’s about a minute and thirty seconds of your life you’ll never get back.”

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Luke: “Well, that’s about a minute and thirty seconds of your life you’ll never get back. Let’s talk about the next 59 minutes of your life you’ll never get back.”

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Luke: “Whatever newsgroup alt.wilco.earlycomputing this guy was on.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cloondog Millionaire. Cloondog Millionaire. That’s the show title from two weeks ago.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you have any freaking weekend plans? I don’t have any freaking weekend plans right now.”

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Luke and Andrew: Doing a promo bit about the TBTL Listener Line and Luke biffs it

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Luke and Andrew: “Like, how on Earth? Or, how on Mars, really. (Heh-heh.)”

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Luke and Andrew: New Steve jobs biopic is released every two years

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Andrew: “Aaaaaahhhhhh-I love it!!!”

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Andrew: “And what he knows, is awesome.”

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Andrew: “And, this is a jam of a record.”

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Andrew: “Can you tell them to go fraud themselves?”

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Andrew: “Everything’s fine!”

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Andrew: “Heh-heh”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what saguaro is.”

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Andrew: “I don’t remember.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing “Right.”

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Andrew: “Let’s move on.”

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Andrew: “Remember back when we were actually friends and not co-workers and now we’re only co-workers, not friends?”

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Andrew: Saying “Yeah” a la Adam Duritz of the Counting Crows

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Andrew: “That’s not right. That’s not funny!”

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Andrew: “That’s on me, brother.”

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Andrew: “There you go.”

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Andrew: “There’s a verb…like I can fraud you?”

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Andrew: “Well, I, blah, blah, of course well he’s dead so he couldn’t possibly work with him anymore. The laugh is mine.”

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Andrew: “What the hell is wrong with me?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, don’t worry. Everything’s fine. Everything’s fine!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And someday maybe, Luke, someday, Senpai, I will be. Notice me, newsletter organizer, notice me.”

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Andrew and Luke: Co-workers, Not Friends

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Andrew and Luke: “Go to AshleyMadison.com and type in the code ‘Burbank’. It’s .org now, they’re a non-profit (Oh, alright) company.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey sir, that’s our microphone! That comes out of my pay!”

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Andrew and Luke: “To Blathe. To Blathe.”

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As Luke and Andrew were jumping into one of their Top Story segments on TBTL #1965, Andrew was curious as to why Luke called the segment slug on the show’s “8 Things I Love About You”.

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When Luke finished explaining the name, Andrew then asked Luke to list the eight things that Luke loves about Andrew.

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