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Andrew: “Because, I’m a professional”

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Andrew: “Cacao!!!”

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Andrew: “Did I ever mention how lonely I am?”

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Andrew: “Did you get really drunk and call the voicemail line?”

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Andrew: Fast “Tee-hee” Like Sound

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Andrew: “I liked being a hero”

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Andrew: “I salivate like a Pavlov dog”

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Andrew: “I try to, kind of, avoid the poo talk”

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Andrew: “I’m good! Where’s the pastrami?”

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Andrew: “Listen.”

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Andrew: Making “A Loss For Words” Sounds

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Andrew: “No”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “We all have that friend who’s kind of like ‘How have you not seen that movie?’, and like, ‘You gotta watch it tomorrow!'”

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Andrew: “When I go into Subways, I’ve told you before, I never get a 6-inch, I get a 12-incher; because, I’m a fat man.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I don’t know much about, I don’t know much about critters.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I know I should stop drinking beer; but, you know what? I’m an alcoholic!”

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Andrew: “Yup!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew survived and made it through another TBTL

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s long chuckling laugh

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you get really drunk and call the voicemail line? Not recently…”

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Andrew and Luke: “I didn’t like the end. I did not like the ending.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a crush on my phone, it’s so weird. I’m jealous.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke always sings in “A Sharp Flat” and possible show title

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Andrew and Luke: Things really fell off the rails

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Luke: “Alright, let’s do this”

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Luke: “And we were like, ‘What, the what?'”

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Luke: Chuckle

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Luke: “Grass-turd-dog-butt”

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Luke: “I think that my, kind of, the cooling of my fires of karaoke has paralleled neatly the cooling of my fires of drinking all the alcohols”

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Luke: Imitating Busta Rhyme’s “Woo Hah!”

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Luke: “It truly was, a TBTL redemption”

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Luke: “No!!!”

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Luke: “Oh, no”

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Luke: Singing “Game of Cats”

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Luke: “Stu-bot for the win”

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Luke: “This is gonna be a… this is a weird think to ask, is that me at the top of the intro you played?”

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Luke: “Truly was a treeing-walk of miracle”

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Luke: Trying to reproduce the mystery singer’s version of “Wind Beneath My Wings”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we do a weird experiment? Yeah, do you want to sing?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t cacao on cacao. Cacao!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke Dirtrolls Andrew

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Luke and Andrew: Luke found a way to be a little sharp and a little flat

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, or you could also give it to me and then cut it out. I could do that; but, God… doesn’t that sound like work? Yeah, it does.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re my hero today, Andrew. Great.”

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Mystery Singer: Singing “Wind Beneath My Wings”

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Andrew: “And, I’m a smoker!”

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Andrew: “But I really like it!”

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Andrew: “But, that’s also half your joke”

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Andrew: “By the way. Picnic. Wednesday. August 19th. Be there. Woodinville, Washington.”

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Andrew: “Doi”

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Andrew: “Geez, Louise!”

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Andrew: “Geez, Louise! This is seriously the most… this is the worst radio and most embarrassed I’ve been in a long time.”

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Andrew: “Heheheheheheh”

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Andrew: “How are you doing, sweetie?”

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Andrew: “I just like to make people jealous”

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Andrew: Imitating a Game of Thrones audiobook voice actor

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Andrew: “Just litter the world, just cover the world with our ugly faces, and don’t worry about the environment.”

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Andrew: Philadelphia is a tough city full of Toughs

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Andrew: Singing a bit of “I Think I’m A Clone Now”

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Andrew: “That’ll pep you up”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you want to try a drumroll? Yeah, try to stop me.”

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Andrew and Luke: “How do you spell ‘Dotrice’? He is the…traditional spelling”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke “falling asleep” while listening to a clip of a Game of Thrones audiobook

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “Spoiler Alert” while playing a clip from a Game of Thrones audiobook

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Andrew and Luke: “When you play the Game of Roys, you win or you read… the noise? (Sorry) You’re right, let’s just go back to this.”

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Luke: Doing the TBTL intro in a very chipper, energetic mood

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Luke: “Don’t over-explain shit for us. Explanation, explanation, explanation, explanation…”

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Luke: Drawn out “Oh!”

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Luke: “I’m-a suspend this robot… from life!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Let me put on my CPAP, honey”

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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank, I’m your host!”

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Luke: Snoring Noise

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Luke: “That’s the best way to consume O’Doul’s, by the way, is pour it right out on the sidewalk.”

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Luke: “We’ve also learned that we humans be fucked up”

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Luke: “Well played, Walsh-bot”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew blows out his ears playing “My Type”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew wears Dockers, not cargo pants

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew will live forever because his body is mostly pastrami

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Luke and Andrew: “If you ever have a chance, anyone in the listening audience, if you ever get a chance to lock down a side-kicking gig: do it. I’ll attest to that.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Is this the part where I do the world’s best drumroll? Yeah, you want to try the motorboat thing?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s do that with TBTL… Don’t do that! Don’t do that! Alright, whatever. This whole street team thing needs more thinking. Sorry.”

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Luke and Andrew: Sexually Tense Relationship

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Due to the number of clips pulled from TBTL #1916, I am splitting them up into two batches. The first batch contained clips that primarily feature Luke.

This batch contains clips that primarily feature Andrew.

Andrew: All Luke’s parents heard was “Boat, boat, boat, boat…”

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Andrew: “Do you know, I’ve been waiting my whole life for somebody to say, ‘Good job, fat boy'”

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Andrew: “I wonder why they want people to go to boat school. I don’t know.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing “Right.”

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Andrew: “Layers of confusingness”

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Andrew: “Now, the nice thing about space, though, is that nobody can hear my screams… or whimpers.”

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Andrew: “Oh my goodness!”

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Andrew: “Oh, okay.”

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Andrew: “Really?”

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Andrew: The plot of “Top Gun” according to Andrew

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Andrew: “Well, you don’t come down to Hollywood without an air horn.”

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Andrew: “Why do you have to bring that up?”

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Andrew: “Word of advice: if do find yourself in that situation, do not try to grab the propeller.”

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Andrew: “Yep.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew has a thought and Luke told him not to brag

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s worried what happens if Luke were to be killed in a boating-related accident 

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s air horn sounded like a squeaker over the line, but was more of a smoker for Luke

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s boat license situation

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s eating of pepperoni is adding a layer of confusingness

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Due to the number of clips pulled from TBTL #1916, I am splitting them up into two batches. This first batch of clips are ones that primarily feature Luke.

Luke: Air Horn Sound

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Luke: “Bad job, fat boy”

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Luke: “Because, it be cray out here everyone”

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Luke: Child-like Guttural Sound

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Luke: “Come back with my boat!”

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Luke: “Jesus, that hurt me ear”

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Luke: “Keep out of reach of children or podcast hosts”

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Luke: Luke is under attack by a scary-ass hellfire delivery US Naval fighter thing

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Luke: “Oh, God no.”

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Luke: “Oh, shit! Are we gonna about to get Blue Angel’d?”

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Luke: “Oh yeah, don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying I look better now. Problem is, I looked like Randy Quaid then and I look like Randy Quaid now.”

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Luke: Short Laugh

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Luke: “Some aeronautics fans in our audience are going to be e-mailing me, like, ‘you are such a moron’ which is true.”

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Luke: “That too. (Toot!) Air horn!”

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Luke: “We have done a lot of experimental shows on this little program. We have tried things that are bad ideas, many a time; but, this might be near the top of the list. So, here goes nothing.”

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Luke: “We’ve got all of this stuff planned to talk about; but, I have a feeling that most of today is going to just be me trying to not fall out of this boat. Because, it be cray out here everyone.”

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Luke: “You would have been shitting your beard, Andrew.”

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Luke and Andrew: “13 years ago, there was a 90% chance that it was about Lisa Loeb. Holy shit, you’re right! I remember the thought! She’s cute.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew’s sub-nickname of “HIV Scare Walsh” would not be a show title

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Luke and Andrew: Blowing their own air horns

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Luke and Andrew: Luke brought up that Andrew’s parents are no longer married

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing his podcast recording setup on his small boat

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing what a fighter jet is doing and asks Andrew if he could hear it

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Luke and Andrew: Luke toots his air horn

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Luke and Andrew: “One thing, Andrew, is I definitely want to be buried at sea. Okay. I may take care of that myself by dying at sea (Yeah, I was going to say) and then never finding my body.”

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Luke and Andrew: Sound of a jet playing around above Luke while Andrew is talking

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Luke and Andrew: “That is some loud stuff, Andrew. Can you hear that down the phone line? I just hear a bunch of racket coming down the phone line.”

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