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Clips From Episode #1855

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Andrew: “35 years from now, when we’re still going TBTL”

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Andrew: “But you’re a bad person”

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Andrew: Deflated “Oh”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m busting your chops so much today. Sorry.”

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Andrew: “I need you out”

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Andrew: “I need you to leave”

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Andrew: “I’m a shave-face right now”

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Andrew: “I’m not exactly comfortable sharing California with you”

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Andrew: Interesting Noise

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Andrew: “Jesus Criminy, there’s nothing that’s off-limits at this point”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Makes me seem like Gargamel”

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Andrew: “Maybe we should give it to that Burbank dude”

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Andrew: “Oh, shoot”

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Andrew: Quiet “Wow”

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Andrew: “That’s too Walsh for Walsh”

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Andrew: Uncanny Valley for Hamburglars

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Andrew: “Yeah, he loves eggs”

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Andrew: “Yeah, it sounds like you’ve been dicking around”

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Luke: “Could’ve really had used that advice on Monday, Andrew”

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Luke describing the new Hamburglar shushing look

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Luke: “Face talker person”

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Luke: “Gots to get me that McRib”

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Luke: Hamburglar’s shushing sound

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Luke: “How dare you, everybody out there, doubt me”

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Luke: “I pulled a Walsh this morning, Andrew”

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Luke: “I thought you sounded a little less furry”

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Luke: “I tracked some muddy shoes through the basement”

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Luke: “Is that weird?”

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Luke: “It’s usually because it’s either late at night and I’m drunk, or early in the morning and I’m drunk”

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Luke: “Let’s get on the fun train!”

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Luke: “No, I’m the person they point the camera at”

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Luke: “Oh, I would never do that at home, you freak”

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Luke: “Take it back to the baby face”

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Luke: “…the Donovan fan wants me to update my pop culture references”

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Luke: “We like to bring the laugh riot early and the laugh riot often”

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Luke: “You can’t unsee this Hamburglar”

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Luke: “You’re going to take an ear shower”

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Luke: “You’re without beard at this point”

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Luke and Andrew: “I tracked some muddy shoes through the basement” with Andrew’s reaction

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Luke and Andrew: Luke would prefer Andrew not talk about Luke’s number fours

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Luke and Andrew Discussing the Lyrics to the “Golden Girls” Theme Song

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While Luke and Andrew was giving thanks to the TBTL “Patron Saint” of the day on TBTL #1854, Andrew went on his own thread and said, “I would say that the card is true”. This launched them into discussing the lyrics to the “Golden Girls” theme song, with Luke having a wee bit of fun with Andrew.

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Clips From TBTL #1854

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Andrew: “A JavaScript thing that you can run on the back-end of your Twitter, or something like that”

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Andrew: “Beard hair in the chamber”

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Andrew: “But, listen…”

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Andrew: “Especially when I’m feeling fragilé?”

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Andrew: “Goodbye Luke”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what words mean”

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Andrew: “I think I had a Belly cassingle”

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Andrew: “I’ll get legit”

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Andrew: “I’m a big Belly fan”

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Andrew: “I’m sure it doesn’t make good podcast material”

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Andrew: Looking up on YouTube to see how to tie shoes the right way

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Andrew: “Mister CBS reporter”

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Andrew: “Oh my god!”

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Andrew: “Putting on my Walsh, Walsh and Doormat hat”

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Andrew: “That should not affect, at all, the podcast”

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Andrew: “The Little Red Bandwagon podcast, the podcast about our podcast”

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Andrew: “This is some kind of ‘Sons of Harpy’ shit”

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Andrew: “This was actually going to legit piss you off”

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Andrew: “Twitter Twouble”

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Andrew: “Underneath that Commie hat, I also have a Fascinator”

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Andrew: Walsh, Walsh and Doormat medical facility and lawyering practice

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Andrew: “Why can this guy not tie his shoes?”

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Andrew: “Yeah I remember that, hell yeah!”

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Andrew: “You got me”

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Andrew and Luke: “And I can’t figure out how to get rid of them. Her!?! Her!?!?”

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Andrew and Luke: Catching Andrew’s disease

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Luke doesn’t know what “plausible deniability” means

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Luke: “Hey Fireball, how are you doing man?”

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Luke: “I don’t even know what you are talking about right now”

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Luke: “I only collected cassingles”

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Luke: “In a wet sponge of Sprite”

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Luke: “It’s Adam and Eve, not how you’ve been tying your shoe”

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Luke: “Let me ask my silent partner here”

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Luke: “Picking up what they are putting down”

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Luke said his tweets were on fire to annoy Carey

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Luke: Searching how to lace up some Vans shoes on YouTube is not a dignified thing for a 38 year old to do

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Luke snickering

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Luke: “That made my wife laugh… at least something does”

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Luke: “That sort of feels a little churchy to me”

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Luke: “Well, this is my dream come frigging true”

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Luke: “What!?!?”

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Luke: “You know, I always wear those blue Vans”

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Luke: “You’re just yelling down an empty hallway here”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is enjoying Luke’s description of his incredible thighs a bit too much

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Luke and Andrew: “To me, this is the perfect gift and the perfect crime”

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Clips From Episode #1853

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Andrew: Awesome Laugh

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Andrew: “Because he doesn’t have a poop beard”

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Andrew: Genevieve knows all about Andrew’s foibles

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Andrew: “Good story, Walsh”

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Andrew: Having trouble saying “both of those things”

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Andrew: “I grew the beard, I know what I was in for”

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Andrew: “I’ve had a permanent beard on my face for way longer than I ever thought I would”

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Andrew: “It’s a trap!”

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Andrew: “My beard is a face hider”

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Andrew: “Oh really? That sounds fun!”

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Andrew: “Oh, because of my face.”

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Andrew snorting

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Andrew: “Such a dick move”

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Andrew: “You know nothing, Luke Burbank”

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Luke: “…a gace. A gace?”

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Luke: “Andrew, I’m just in love with another. That’s why I don’t want to have coitus with you right now.”

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Luke chuckling

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Luke: “Hey buddy”

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Luke: “It’d be like a 50 year old guy with curls going ‘ooooooooooh’!”

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Luke: “Just like, ‘Woooaaah!'”

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Luke: “Keep walking, buddy”

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Luke: “Like ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ bullshit masks”

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Luke: “The ‘Man Chowder'”

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Luke: “This rig is totaled”

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Luke: “What!?!?”

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Luke: Second “What!?!?”

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Luke: “You grow the beard, you take the ride.”

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Luke and Andrew: “My beard is a face hider” could be a name of a Death Cab for Cutie song

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Clips From Episode #1852

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Luke was still on his way back to Port Townsend, so Andrew took the reigns to the show and had Phyllis Fletcher on as guest co-host. The show closed out with a re-airing of show #1668.

Andrew: “Can’t help, I don’t wanna help, there’s no time to help!”

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Andrew: “I know that I’ve bored everybody”

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Andrew: “I thought that was pretty shitty”

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Andrew: “It was Saturday night, I was outside smoking my shame cigarette in my alley way”

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Andrew’s whistling noises are from his “bah-ah-dee”

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Andrew: “Why did I say that?”

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Phyllis: “And there’s a slam book”

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Phyllis: “Big mopey face time”

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Phyllis: “Eff you, man!”

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Phyllis: “I should Andrew myself and interrupt myself…”

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Phyllis: “Wah-wah”

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#HumbleBrag: My TBTL-a-Thon Sponsor Message

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When Luke sent out an e-mail to the number of TBTL sponsors that donated at the top-level of the 2014 TBTL-a-thon asking what the sponsors wanted to say or have Luke (and Andrew) read on the air. Well, I couldn’t really come up with anything creative; so, I asked if Luke and Andrew could write something or even have a quick roasting of me.

The next day, as I was listening to show #1849, the sponsor message segment came up and I was thoroughly surprised that I was the first one on the list to have a sponsor message read; and, humbled by what Luke and Andrew said:

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