Luke: “And, by the way… welcome to… Moms on the Net”
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Luke: “But, if I fire one off and it’s, kinda, going hot and heavy… which is, oddly sexual… for a tweet”
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Luke: “Dafuq”
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Luke: “Damn, this is hard!”
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Luke: “Do these snacks smell like chloroform? We call ’em a Henry bar. Sniff these”
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Luke: “Everything was coming up Stu!”
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Luke: “He’s Andrew (Ooooh!) Walsh”
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Luke: “Hold on to your butts”
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Luke: “I believe, that this… will be my financial Waterloo”
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Luke: “I’m a wannabe bouge”
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Luke: “I’m bougie adjacent”
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Luke: “I’m… I’m kinda riding dirty right now”
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Luke: “Is it Boo-roo Rey? [ph]“
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy, everybody”
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Luke: “Oh, shit… Things are hard”
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Luke: “Ooh! Explicit”
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Luke: “People are thinking about a thing I did today”
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Luke: Singing “Gettysburg! That’s was a thing where Lincoln said important stuff”
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Luke: Singing “Old Man Tucker was a fine old man. Washed his pace–his face in a frying pan. Combed his hair with a wagon wheel. Died with a toothache in his heel”
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Luke: Singing “Who can say if Stu’s making that up”
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Luke: “That’s very TBTL of you, though, Nora”
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Luke: “That’s your fear talking, my friend (I am petrified)”
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Luke: “There are some parts of This American… I almost called it ‘This American Life’… Imagine ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ hosted by Ira Glass… No, don’t; cuz, we don’t have two hours”
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Luke: “This is not a drill!”
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Luke: “We’ll be dealing with your people, Nora and Stu”
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Luke: “What the eff!?”
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Luke: “Who gives a shit”
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Luke: “Would you like to come to my Corn Palace?”
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Luke: “Wow!”
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Luke: “You and I were separated… at birth… McInerny”
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Luke: “You love him more than Daddy!”
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Luke and Andrew: Double indroppity
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Luke and Andrew: “Flapdoodles. Oh!!”
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Luke and Andrew: “That’s a GIF, that’s a GIF that keeps on GIF-ing (Yeah!)”
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Luke and Andrew: When Andrew laughs, he leaks
Luke and Steve Neuman: “But… you must have been on cloud nine, or St. Cloud Nine… (What?!?) Got there! (Oh, Goddamnit) I… just… drop me off at the next exit, Nora”
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Luke and Steve Neuman: “Have you ever hitchhiked? Oh, God, no! No! No!”
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Luke and Steve Neuman: “She keeps it realtor (She does)”
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Luke and Steve Neuman: “What do you think about this hitchhiking plan? Umm, I think you’re out of your minds; but, I think you’re out of your minds, in a good way… Does that… sound… half-hearted, or not?”
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Luke, Kristina Lopez and Andrew: Going from John Wayne Gacy town to a town named Hannibal
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Luke, Steve Neuman, Andrew and Nora McInerny: “And, good luck to all!”
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