Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “Again, we’re kinda old, white men”

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Andrew: “And, then, he passes… the mic… to Ye”

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Andrew: “Because I’ve got some other travel that month… Which, is the… coolest thing I’ve ever said”

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Andrew: “Bitter Ballard night”

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Andrew: “I don’t like where I’m taking this conversation”

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Andrew: “Local TV news is such trash content at this point anyway”

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Andrew: “Malibu. Mali-booyah”

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Andrew: “No, it’s me, the still water! But, now, I’m bubbly!”

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Andrew: “Pamplemousse”

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Andrew: “Sorry, Kanye put that in me”

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Andrew: Swirling his cup containing some ice and liquid

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Andrew: “That does sound fun! That’s what it sounds like living in a video game”

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Andrew: “There’s the wizard!”

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Andrew: “Yes, you can have that. That’s my gift to you and… the world”

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Andrew: “You don’t get the show!”

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Andrew and Luke: “What? Was ‘COVID-17’ taken? Am I right? (Hey-oh!)”

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Luke: “I’ll… fix this if it’s weird”

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Luke: “I’ve set up a… a bad situation for myself here, Andrew”

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Luke: Saying “Facebook Live? My face, you face” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “You’ll never catch me, copper!” as a 1940’s gangster

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Luke: “This is a Friday edition of the show; but, we are actually recording it… on a… Thursday… Just to… make it as complicated… for all of you scoring at home as possible”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, speaking of things on your face… Yeah, boy! That’s (Wow) a segue. Wow”

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Luke and Andrew: “I need my whip, guys! (I need my whip)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m on every single kind of upper… downer… sideways. You name it, I’m taking it. My pee is… neon green with chunks of boba tea’n. [ph] Oh my God”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m using my Bonvoy points. Oh, okay. Bonvoy, my friend. Bonvoy”

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Luke and Andrew: “Scarves are very debonaire; but, like, (Yeah) no one washes a scarf! Yeah. Oof”

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Andrew: “Dunk on Duplass. Dunking on Duplass?”

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Andrew: “I don’t think somebody told me to do it!”

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Andrew: “I think you should follow him… then!”

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Andrew: “I’ll just get it all out of my system right now”

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Andrew: “I’m part of the problem; and, I’m missing the point”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry… Listeners, take two minutes off”

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Andrew: “It’s a trap!”

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Andrew: Laughing in a funny manner and saying “That’s… too far”

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Andrew: “Listen, learn… grow, share… Listen, learn, grow, share… Listen, learn, grow, share. Listen, learn, grow, share. Listen, learn, grow, share. Listen, learn, grow, share… Listen, learn, grow, share. Listen, learn, grow, share… Listen, learn… grow… share. Listen, learn, grow, share… Listen, learn, grow, share… Also, hi”

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Andrew: “Listen, love. Listen, share”

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Andrew: “Pah! Pah!! Don’t worry about it!”

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Andrew: “Self-owning yourself. Walsh… do better”

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Andrew: “Sweet… sweet… flow of air”

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Andrew: “Ugh! I think they keep putting gin in my drink!”

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Andrew: “What the hell!?”

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Andrew: Whispering “Just stop saying that!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Lotta traps in today’s show. So… many different kinds of traps… It’s a trap!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Quick turnaround on… that drop, huh? Wasn’t that just from yesterday’s show? I’ve got a crack staff working down in the Beaverton, Oregon… neighborhood (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew and Luke: “‘Well, have you tried clamping down the… spank meter?’ That’s all I’d say to (We knew…) those people. Knew we’d… Knew we’d be hearing that one again, didn’t we!? Think that’s… what sent a… a disturbance through the Force. Yeah. I think that’s why my crack team had to turn that one around extra quickly”

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Luke: “Doggone it, I’m going”

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Luke: “I don’t even like that muscle group”

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Luke: “Ice talk is the new garbage talk, as far as I’m concerned”

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Luke: “It got traps, you guys!”

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Luke: “It’s a, it’s a real hot ZIP for me for having bad feelings about myself”

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Luke: “Now, even Lukes can tolerate gin and tonics!”

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Luke: “Oh, by the by”

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Luke: Saying “That’s a genius thing” as Bill Clinton

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Luke: “Which, is part of why I need to go out in the woods and try to grow some extra skin”

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Luke: “Who weeps for the Flecktones?”

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Luke: “You ain’t really fuck with me way back then; but, how about now? Cuz, I’m up right now”

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Luke and Andrew: “Baking supplies! You got baking supplies! (Exactly!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “The Bangs. Andrew Walsh… Collision course (Collision course)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Walk, listen, learn… Walk, listen, learn… Mustard, ketchup, LaCroix… Mustard, ketchup, LaCroix”

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Andrew: “And, this is why I end up being so cranky, by the way”

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Andrew: “Can I tell you… a story from the depraved life of Andrew Walsh?”

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Andrew: “How did that dazzling deet escape me?”

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Andrew: “I hate Monday 2.0s!”

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Andrew: “I have so many thoughts; and, now I’m worried that this is gonna spin out of control and I’m just gonna be… Monday 2.0 over here”

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Andrew: “I’m a… I’m a pangolin inside of a pangolin, inside of a pangolin… I’m a Russian doll pangolin”

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Andrew: “I’m chill now. I’m real cool. Ready to just sit in the passenger seat and go along for the ride. What do you got for me?”

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Andrew: “I’m starting to lose confidence in this story”

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Andrew: “It wasn’t like a completely depraved hour”

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Andrew: “Maybe it’s a moment… of Leslie Claret-y? A moment of Leslie… Claret-y?”

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Andrew: “My dirtbag paradise”

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Andrew: Saying “TVs” with a slight twang

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Andrew: “Shut up about it!”

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Andrew: “Thanks for being on hold for twenty minutes. Yeah, that was just a glitch on our end. Bye!”

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Andrew: “They have an upstairs and a downstairs”

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Andrew: “Vitamin L and A”

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Andrew: “Well, have you tried clamping down the… spank meter?”

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Andrew: Whispering “My God”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’m always dressed… to the hilt in some sort of giant costume; and, it just puts me in… the right mind frame”

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Andrew: “You can go to GIPHY… I’m sticking with it”

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Andrew and Luke: Clamping down the spank meter

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Luke: “Daddy Starbucks”

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Luke: “For some reason, that dazzling deet really dazzled me”

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Luke: “Hey, hey, hey”

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Luke: “It’s the tail that’s wagging the dog”

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Luke: “Literally getting out of the car yesterday, and my brain just says… ‘Rum Tum Tugger'”

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Luke: “On episode three-hundred; or, I should say, three-thousand… one-hundred… and five… in a collector’s series (Let the fun begin)”

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Luke: Singing the opening riff from “Bad to the Bone”

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Andrew: “And, it was cheesy, and stupid, and… and very trashy”

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Andrew: “Because, here’s what doesn’t make sense to me; and, this is… the truth”

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Andrew: “But, I think I wanted more bullshit”

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Andrew: “But, my god… did I have a scare this weekend”

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Andrew: “Carol, hold my calls!”

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Andrew: “Circle gets the square”

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Andrew: “Especially with me and my beard, too”

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Andrew: “Goodbye!”

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Andrew: “I know this is gonna take the conversation into… an ugly, ugly place that we don’t have to go to”

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Andrew: “I wore that little bird down”

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Andrew: “I’ll do anything to buy you time”

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Andrew: “I’ll, I’ll take that attaboy”

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Andrew: “I’ve always been a schlub! I have!”

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Andrew: “Is there anything real in what I just said?”

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Andrew: “Just wanna get… just wanna get right… Just wanna get right into the shower”

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Andrew: “No, it was definitely not me. I would not crawl into a dumpster”

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Andrew: “Not that I’m… Daddy… Star… Not that I’m Daddy Starbucks”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “Oh, sweet… new employee”

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Andrew: “Put it on the poll; I don’t know”

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Andrew: Snortling

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Andrew: “So many times, Old Luke would’ve just given up”

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Andrew: “That’s right. A woman works at KIRO!”

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Andrew: “What I’m about to do is pretty rude… and, potentially… damaging to our careers”

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Andrew: “What’s in the box? What’s in the box?”

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Andrew: “You, you took the conversation to the under-carriage”

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Andrew and Luke: “What is your mom’s maiden name? Taargüs… (Taargüs?) Taargüs”

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Andrew and Luke: “You guys did this to me?! You did this to me?!? (That’s wild)”

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Luke: “Does… not… compute!”

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Luke: “Hunh? How can this be?”

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Luke: “I guess I just have so much faith in the system”

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Luke: “I may just use the frame. I may lose the picture”

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Luke: “I think people are footballed out”

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Luke: “Oh, by the way… speaking of my beloved mother, it’s her… Blursday today”

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Luke: Singing “Happy Birthday” and leaving a voicemail message for his mother

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Luke: Singing “Happy Birthday” on his mother’s voicemail

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Luke: “Slide back into the DMs of my heart”

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Luke: “The graveyard of self-improvement”

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Luke: “There’s an awkward moment that really plays into my personal insecurities… which are… many”

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Luke: “Weird fur flaps”

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Luke: “What’s in the box!?”

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Luke: “You… you poor fool”

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Luke and Andrew: “How rude! Very, ‘How rude’!”

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