Clips From TBTL #3103

Andrew: “A my-pic stick”

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Andrew: “I don’t know… why we gotta bring race into this?”

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Andrew: “Just get that out of your mouth”

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Andrew: “Me-me”

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Andrew: “That… is really smart, and really interesting, and so far away from what I thought we were talking about!”

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Andrew: “Whoa, Revolver. Things are getting a little interesting here”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, I went deep into the guts of this thing yesterday and fixed it (Ooh)”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, there are twos of them… Twos!!!”

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Luke: “Burbank dies working out”

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Luke: “Couple-a basic Bs… Basic Brothers”

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Luke: “Female anatomy, twice!”

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Luke: “Girl, you got that yummy-yummy?”

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Luke: “I… will… eat that… at least once when they roll it out in a town near me”

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Luke: “Murder City, She Wrote”

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Luke: “Ooh! Last night, Andrew… Wow”

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Luke: “Where… do I… really… even… start?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Did she get the job? Fuck no… Are you kidding me? No, she did not”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “How about that? How about that!? I mean” as Stugotz

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Clips From TBTL #3102

Andrew: “Browns rule, Ravens drool!”

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Andrew: “But, I told ya… unvarnished, raw Andrew today. Don’t eff with me!”

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Andrew: “But! Uhh! But! Uhh! Uh!”

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Andrew: “Everything that you said, I agree with as well”

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Andrew: “He just wears me out”

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Andrew: “He’s a real neat freak”

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Andrew: “He’s not getting the full cuddling that wants and needs. He’s not getting the thunder-shirt treatment that I like to give him… and, that he likes to get”

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Andrew: “I don’t have real life FOMO, let alone dream FOMO”

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Andrew: “I have the tails, if you have the diapers!”

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Andrew: “I’m a man who dreams about work, Luke… Someday finding it”

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Andrew: “I’m working on it… I’m working on it. It’s gonna be good by the end of the year”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I mean” as Stugotz

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I mean” as Stugotz #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I mean” as Stugotz #3

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “What about that? I mean” as Stugotz

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Andrew: Mimicking Theo’s meowing

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Andrew: “Mommy and daddy are fighting”

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Andrew: “Nobody puts podcast in the chair”

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Andrew: “Now, I, I would recommend… I don’t wanna tell you what to do; I would recommend that you get out of my dreams and into my car”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m jealous! You do a better Stugotz. I’ve been practicing all week… and, you’re just coming out of the box… Love it”

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Andrew: “Oh, man! Let’s talk propane”

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Andrew: “So, that’s fun and flirty”

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Andrew: Trying to imitate the dog’s laugh from Duck Hunt

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Andrew: “We’re caught in a loop”

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Andrew: “What a terrible Stugotz imitation”

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Andrew: “You’re in my dreams more than anybody”

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Andrew and Luke: “I think, no matter what my job is, I will dream about work. And, you know… right now, my work is, pretending to be your friend. Why would I say that!? So… (I don’t know) That was so mean! (I don’t know) I’m so sorry! (I know)”

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Andrew and Luke: “It finally happened… It was bound to happen… (Mmm-hmm) but, it finally happened this morning”

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Andrew and Luke: “People are gonna be (Alright) begging for Blursdays by the time I’m done with them. Ooh, begging for Blursdays”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sometimes the weather around here surprises you. God, this is so boring! Yes, it is (Sometimes the weather surprises you)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, it was an elephant. It was the elephant in the room. It was the elephant in the yard”

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Luke: “Dog…madogamous?”

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Luke: “I’m bored!”

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Luke: “No, I never dream about TBTL. Do you know how little I think about this show?”

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Luke: “Ooh! Bernie got served!”

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Luke: “Peace! Deuces!”

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Luke: “This is our job. Believe it or not”

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Luke: “We seem like a couple of dreamcatchers that came to life”

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Luke: “Would you be my date, next year, to the Jellicle Ball?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I feel like D.C. is… may not be a hot ZIP for us; but, it’s gotta at least be a warm ZIP! Oh, God”

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Luke and Andrew: “The van with no windows? Mmm… No gracias… It has windows. I just painted over them”

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Clips From TBTL #3101

Andrew: “Doctor Feeler-Peeler”

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Andrew: “For some reason, your word picture implanted into my brain”

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Andrew: “Hey… do you wanna churt about yurts?”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna… get into… speculation about what happens in… the Butt Hut in dream land”

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Andrew: “I will eat melty. I will eat white-ish, melty cheese; like, a mozzarella”

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Andrew: “Is there a space where it’s supposed to be?”

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Andrew: “Now, we have a Burbank problem!”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho-ho-ho, fat-ass! I’ll say that!”

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Andrew: “Oh, boy!”

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Andrew: “Wanna garb about garbage?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I don’t wanna be eighty years old fighting over some dumb-ass license plate”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I eat cheese in that context. Leave me alone”

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Andrew: “You’re absolutely right”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, not to… beat a… dead… not to feed a… fed horse here. Thank you!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Doctor Feeler-Peeler. Whoa! Nope, nope, nope! Where’s my buzzer? Here we go”

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Andrew and Luke: “Not in a million goddamn years! (Wow!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “What’s in the bag!? Yeah, let me see if I can find, if I can… (What’s in the bag?)”

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Katy Sewall: “It’s ‘Chopped’. I feel like all they play is ‘Chopped'”

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Luke: “Be good… New York?”

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Luke: “Blurting about yurting?”

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Luke: “It really triggers me”

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Luke: “Let me see if I can find, if I can find this on the, on the fly”

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Luke: Singing “Everyday is like trash day”

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Luke: “The sun was already out. It was light, it was bright, and my body just said… ‘Yasss, Queen… Let’s do this'”

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Luke: “This man loves cans!”

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Luke: “Whatever. Let’s just do it”

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Luke: “Yeeesh!”

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Luke: “You got this!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Blurts (Oh, God) about yurts… You wanna… blurt about yurts? Is that the name of the show today?”

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Luke and Andrew: “The singles are… (Mmm-hmm) banished to the Butt Hut (Right. Exactly)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We blab about Bloomberg or gab about Gabbard? I like that!”

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Clips From TBTL #3100

Andrew: “Could it be that it’s just like next level shit?”

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Andrew: “Explicit”

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Andrew: “I needed them to break up with me”

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Andrew: “Interesting use of ‘flesh’ there”

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Andrew: “Is there a comparison to pornography; or… even, anything else less… explicit”

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Andrew: “Just whiff right out the window. It’s stinky!”

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Andrew: “Schrödinger’s Mariners”

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Andrew: “Stinky!”

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Andrew: “TBTL: Your number one source for… late, dated… XFL rules after everybody else has already figured ’em out”

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Andrew: “What are you doing? What… who raised you?”

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Andrew: “What the shit!?”

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Andrew: “Whiff!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I don’t feel… a need to… touch horses”

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Andrew: “You’re public radio funny”

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Andrew and Luke: “Who’s my, who’s a good leper? Who’s my good leper? (Yes)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, I’m chopping and screwing all of our music now (Okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re public radio funny… Oh, man. That is just the most–You can’t damn with fainter praise than ‘public radio funny'”

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Luke: “In the aisle of Haggen”

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Luke: “Like, there are funny people up here in Bellingham. I’m not one of them; but, I’m saying they exist”

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Luke: “No shit, Sherlock”

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Luke: “Someone had, like… released some kind of anti-laughing gas into the room”

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Luke: “Your excuse makes no sense!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I wanna make a… an executive decision here… (Mmm) if I can; even though, I’m the little spoon today. Mmm-hmm”

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Luke and Andrew: “Neither of those men survived… Oh, no! Did you kill Daffy Dan?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you say that I seem to have decent hygiene? Stinky!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what it is? I’m always talking about how I need to find peace being in the back row of the airplane, middle seat. Mmm-hmm. The Mariners are the… baseball equivalent of back row, middle seat… Smells a little bit like a urinal cake. Just a little bit”

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Clips From McMillan Men #13

Andrew: “Can I cut this all out of the show?”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew and Luke: “He ends up being a… just a total wiener! I mean, there’s not a better word (Yes!) for it. He’s a complete wiener!”

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Luke: “Boom-boom-boom”

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Luke: “Hey… Tom… take a fucking note!”

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Luke: Making air horn sounds

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Luke: Making air horn sounds #2

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Luke: “Remix!”

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Luke: “Take me to Disneyland, right now, Alice”

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Luke: “The Three Fuck-eteers”

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Luke: “We ain’t using you for collateral anymore, little lady”

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Luke and Andrew: “I consider it a Coke-mas miracle. A Coke-mas miracle!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke threatens to cut off a finger from, or even kill, Terry O’Quinn if the car is mentioned again

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, he can’t see! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Clips From TBTL #3099

Andrew: “Alright, if anybody… who I know in my past is listening and wrote that about me, in your diary, I need to see it now; cuz, I’m dying a little bit inside”

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Andrew: “Boom-boom-boom-boom-boom”

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Andrew: Clearing his throat

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Andrew: Clearing his throat and saying “Pardon me. First of all, let me clear my throat”

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Andrew: “Couple of cured meat sticks… for the boy on the go”

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Andrew: “I couldn’t think of a better word! I’m… I’m struggling today, man. I’m struggling”

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Andrew: “I got all kinds of stuff that puts me in a good mood”

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Andrew: “I think you’re a hottie-boom-body with a banging body”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry. This is not good podcasting”

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Andrew: “Le… père… Noël est une… ordure”

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Andrew: Making pistachio shelling machine sounds

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Andrew: Saying “That’s not that great of a story” under his breath

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew and Luke: “Not gonna do that… Not gonna try (Come on. Do it)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, God! I thought it was gonna be super cute! It is cute! No, it’s all scaly. I thought, I was picturing a… I thought it was gonna be a tiny panda bear”

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s a… there’s a… high-heel, there’s a high-heeled foot (Yeah) on the cover, close up, and in the background, you see a guy… looking… horny… Yeah. I couldn’t think of a better word! I’m… I’m struggling today, man. I’m struggling”

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Luke: “And, frankly… it is an indignity that I do not deserve”

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Luke: “Derping my way through life”

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Luke: “Fill that bad boy up”

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Luke: “Goddamnit, Burbs”

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Luke: “How wide is the lane of being a considerate human?”

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Luke: “I know we’re animals; but… whatever”

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Luke: “It is cute!”

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Luke: “Las Way-gus, [ph] Nevada”

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Luke: “You’re so basic”

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Luke and Andrew: “One-thousand, eight-hundred and twelve… (Wow) in an unread series”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you make me the happiest hottie… on Presidents’ Day and fly in hot for me? Yes”

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