Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “Are you sure?”

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Andrew: “Does anybody want a pancake… daddy?”

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Andrew: “God! I know this is the wrong time to be asking about new projects for TBTL; as, we have a lot of stuff on our plate”

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Andrew: “Here’s another thing too… you, you know, depending on how our relationship is going, Luke”

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Andrew: “Hey, there. I feel like you’re really rushing my intro. I don’t even know… I take it that you cannot hear my anymore. Have you stepped away from the microphone? Sounds like you have”

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Andrew: “Hotmail!”

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Andrew: “I like podcasts!”

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Andrew: “I… the only thing that I think… we should do now is to get a dog named Boo… Luke… Me and you, and a dog named Boo!”

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Andrew: “I’ve been… Postmates curious for a while now”

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Andrew: “Oh, I got a helmet!”

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Andrew: “See, I like that”

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Andrew: “Wait. Was it Pancake Daddy?”

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Andrew: “Well, I’ll tell you what. The video is… naughty!”

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Andrew: “Wow… what a grift”

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Andrew: “You… listen to your Pancake Daddy!!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew says “Pancake Daddy” again and Luke says if Andrew keeps on saying “Daddy” that they will have to start traveling separately

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew sort of not asking me to send him a clip of Luke doing an impression of a rock ‘n’ roll Anthony Bourdain walking into a room

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you have anything that says ‘Pancake Daddy’ or ‘Daddy Love Pancakes’? I’m sorry, the line’s breaking up. I can’t hear you… I’m sorry, Andrew. We’ll just have to end this here. Great show… Have a great Friday, everybody”

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Andrew and Luke: “Me and you and a dog named Roo?!? My name’s Roo… How do you do!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, no! I’m not trying to call AJ Keen! Oh, geez. Butt dial. Oh, again. (Butt dial) Oh, again”

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Andrew and Luke: “What would Rodney Dangerfield Jesus sound like, coming into a room, Luke? Oh, man. Never mind. (I’m not gonna give…) Don’t do it. I’m not gonna give you another thing to have Linh… (I’m asking as a friend) excerpt from the show”

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Andrew and Luke: “You… listen to your Pancake Daddy!! Oh… God have mercy!”

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Luke: “And, I’ve gone to extraordinary… you could only say, Trumpian… esque lengths”

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Luke: “I don’t know, man”

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Luke: “I’m really the Wimpy… of the… of the Starbucks on Monroe Avenue here in Chicago”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Linh, you can do it… It’s okay”

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Luke: “Oh, my goodness gracious. I think that the coffee is here”

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Luke: “We are gonna turn your TV into a computer”

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Luke: “We don’t do dirty stuff here”

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Luke: “Wha… how is, how… What!?”

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Luke: “Yeah! Eff everybody here; because, I’m Bourdain. And, like, I’m taking no prisoners… Now… somebody give me a… pig colon to eat!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And then, my Mom and Dad are having their Fortieth wedding anniversary… (Oh yeah?) party on Sunday; it’s a big blowout… Well, here’s the messed up thing, Andrew… I’m forty-two… How does that work?”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, everybody was acting like it meant something. You know, also, that’s a pretty good description for TBTL. Yeah… similar”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m making pancakes like a real daddy… and… Oh, Daddy loves pancakes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wouldn’t it be hilarious if we got killed by a listeners? Ha!! It would… probably someone who… is sick of hearing that Tom Cochrane song!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You guys are not from this planet (Right)”

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Andrew: “And, I dunno know why, I dunno know why I need to go to Negative Town”

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Andrew: “I believe the hamburgers are made of pooter meat… The taste that’s strangely familiar”

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Andrew: “I don’t know!!”

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Andrew: “I still got the Camaro!”

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Andrew: “I’m… I’m… real saucy drunk”

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Andrew: “It’s Tim Van Meredith”

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Andrew: “Lock in your thetans for life”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!!”

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Andrew: “Why did you do that? I hate you, Chris Hayes! Ahh, I used to love you!”

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Andrew: “You’re gonna get one crank in there?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Better! Worse! Better! Worse! I don’t know!! (‘kay) I don’t know”

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Andrew and Luke: “Cochrane, Cochrane, Cochrane. Hey, does this… does, does my Tom Cochrane look normal to you? Could you just take a look at this real quick?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke. Yo. The collars are fine. Move on”

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Luke: “Again, I understand… that in the world, worse things are happening… even as we speak”

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Luke: “Easy, Bunnicula”

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Luke: “Everybody in the car!!!”

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Luke: “I can’t believe he just made that joke”

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Luke: “I love you, Alaska Airlines; but, you’re bringing me down”

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Luke: “I remember nothing from the show; but, it sounds like a thing we would do”

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Luke: “I’m gonna be… quite something on the video this week”

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Luke: “It is a minor miracle… that I’m even here today… because, of the SkyJinx… Ooh… (Ooooh!) that I put up with”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “Lock in your thetans… and overcome your engrams”

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Luke: “Oh, the traffic was horrible!”

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Luke: “Oh, this is getting way too baseball-y… way too fast”

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Luke: “Oof”

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Luke: “Oooh!”

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Luke: “She, kind of, seriously boned him”

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Luke: Singing “Bad, bad husbandry”

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Luke: Singing “Shorty!”

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Luke: “Team Burbank”

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Luke: “That sounds right”

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Luke: “That was, like… honestly, the most… poopy pants, whiny, complainy story”

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Luke: “There has to be an air hole… out of this… out of this nightmare that is waiting in line like a normal person”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t have my Cochrane on the ready. Eww, that sounds dirty. Easy!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I have an imaginary friend who takes over my body. His name is ‘Alcohol’… And, he’s not imaginary. No, he is not! I’ve met him… I’ve met him”

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Luke and Andrew: “I swerve on heroin… Oh, good”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m in the fun! I’m in the fun part… Here come the consequences. It’s called a break”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Bad, bad husbandry! Well, I’m thinking bad husbandry is what I got. Uh, huh, huh (Whoa, whoa, whoa)”

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Luke: “Ah, it’s just some bullshit. Whatever”

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Luke: “An epoophany”

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Luke: “Can I box that up for you?”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “Eff this!!”

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Luke: “FML… I’ll take one of everything”

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Luke: “He drives an ice cream truck covered in skulls. To Bill Brasky!!!”

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Luke: “I don’t have a lot of jokes in me”

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Luke: “I weigh too much!!”

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Luke: “I’ll, I’ll, I’ll, I’ll… I’ll shoot you straight here, my friend”

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Luke: “I’m at Applebee’s!”

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Luke: “If you just wanted to know the whitest thing that’s ever happened, I think it just occurred here in Bellingham, Washington”

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Luke: “Man, oh, man, Andrew! I had a wonderful time!”

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Luke: “OMG. WTF. Why the face?”

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Luke: “Poop talk”

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Luke: Saying “Listenable” over Russell Wilson saying “Mr. Unlimited”

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Luke: Saying “Ya…you broke it, you bought it. Sorry” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “Speaking of… weirdos”

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Luke: “That story was written by listener Tim!”

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Luke: “That’s on a different knob now”

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Luke: “The TBTL-a-Thon… TBTL IX… Thumbs Up for TBTL… Life Might be a Highway Edition”

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Luke: “Well! Oh my goodness. Hello. Hi, everybody… Are you picking up what I am putting down? Can you hear me… America… and parts of Tokyo”

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Luke: “What… can I do to be one of the… old people who doesn’t… seem to just… really hate being alive?”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned, again, as the unpaid audio producer and Luke playing several clips, including one he requested, sent to him

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Luke and Andrew: Luke discussing his fall while jogging and how he, and TBTL as a podcast, is getting old and middle-aged

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Luke and Andrew: “One of these days… Oh, man, Andrew… Take a note!! Mmmkay”

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Luke and Andrew: “Shots fired. Shots… (Shots fired) fired”

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Luke and Andrew: “Sorry, sorry I kept delaying the start of the show; which is, of course… especially ironic, because I’m the one who also… has, as they say, a ‘hard out’… I have a… Ahn [ph] in my name… Anders. Easy. I have to… go get on an airplane. I’m going to Chicago, doing Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!… tomorrow”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s all the work of unpaid… audio producer Linh Pham right there. No! It’s, like, every day… just get a few… little gems… That last is so bad. I hate… I hate you asking him to take that. And, you know what? Linh, I know you’re just following orders, but you share some of the responsibility, my friend”

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Luke and Andrew: “This sounds a bit corny; but… you know, I’m thinking good thoughts for you, man. Because, I don’t, I don’t like to know that my longest running co-bro and very good friend is… is feeling… bad feelings coursing through them. So, I was, I was really… glad that you shared that with everybody. I did not think you were a weirdo… Oh, I was talking about the mascot talk… Just kidding… Thank you… Keep deflecting. That’s fine. If that’s what you need to do… like a weirdo; if that’s what you need to do… that’s fine. I don’t even know if we had mascot talk”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re crazy for this one, Walsh. Hmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “Beef tracks are not my favorite”

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Andrew: “Check the records!”

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Andrew: “God, we’re so… so loose with the word ‘hip’ these days”

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Andrew: “Good!”

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Andrew: “I could be misremembering it”

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Andrew: “It’s not my favorite thing”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Life is a skyway”

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Andrew: “No; but, I do go and just get big… like, big, dumb lunches in the middle of the day”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, no! Geez, no, I didn’t!”

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m just a, I’m a nerd… I’m… I’m so stupid. I just like this… it’s just, like, it’s just bullshit”

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Andrew: “People like to mix sweet… and salty stuff. I like to keep them separate; and, that’s how I am with my… electric guitar, rock and roll… sound and my hip-hop sound”

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Andrew: “Poopular Science”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Stop Shazaming yourself”

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Andrew: Reacting to Luke playing a clip of Andrew paraphrasing something Doug Baldwin would have said

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Those two great tastes that go great together”

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Andrew: “Which, is a very Andrew Walsh-y move”

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Andrew: “Why are you making the show so negative, listeners?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I love looking back at my Shazams”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew listened back to the previous show, thought he spoke way too fast, and is now speaking low and slow

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Andrew and Luke: “Beef tracks are not my favorite; cuz, they’re so focused (Right) on beefing”

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Andrew and Luke: “Why do you call it a fan base? What does a fan base…? Sorry… Cuz, there’s one fan. Okay, sorry. We call it a Pham-base… (A Pham-base! You should!) really… How is this tracking with our Pham-base? I dunno. Somebody ask Linh”

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Andrew and Luke: “You can’t just, like, play around with tape forever… This isn’t public radio. (What’s the next big thing that’s stressing you out?) Ohh! Rough! Wait… did I miss a joke? I said I can’t just play around with my tape forever… (I cannot believe he just told that joke) this isn’t public radio”

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Andrew: “And, so, I’m just, kind of… mindlessly following my map”

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Andrew: “Are you my TBTL Daddy?”

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Andrew: “DJ Eighteen Minutes Is Never Enough!”

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Andrew: “Dogs, dogs and more dogs!”

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Andrew: “God! I hate it when I can’t think of a word!”

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Andrew: “Hey!”

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Andrew: “How awesome is that though?”

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Andrew: “I don’t have any chips, dog!”

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Andrew: “I don’t like to use it a lot; because, it gives me kind of a very dry, raw feeling after I use it. But, it really does clear your S out”

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Andrew: “I just felt… darkness, and anger, and some sort of putrid hatred course through my veins”

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Andrew: “I like it! I like having my cheeks next to your jowls”

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Andrew: “I swear to God!!!”

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Andrew: “I think the bottom line is: Yeah, I should probably get some goddamn help… I’m a big fan of myself; but, please, get some therapy”

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Andrew: “I went on a little, I wouldn’t say a deep-dive, I would say I went into the shallow waters of the difference between a sausage and a hot dog last night. I’ll be sharing that with you on this radio special as well”

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Andrew: “I’m not saying this just so, so that I sound not like I’m a homicidal maniac; which, I swear, I’m not”

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Andrew: “I’m scared that my brain had this mishap”

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Andrew: “It looks like a good scrubber dubber”

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Andrew: Making air horn (or ray gun) sounds

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Andrew: “Never follow a hot dog to a fourth location”

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Andrew: “Nice!!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “Ohh!!”

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Andrew: “One thing I noticed on my quest to find these is, you can get better quality hot dogs; but, the better quality they get… they’re more like sausage”

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Andrew: “Snuffily-buffily”

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Andrew: “Something, like, happened to me yesterday that I was, just, did not like at all”

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Andrew: “This is not good radio”

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Andrew: “What I wanted to do was I wanted to drive my car into a wall”

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Andrew: “You’re not even gonna remember this moment in a year, let alone, tomorrow! I’ll betcha this, I mean, certainly you’ll remember it… If you don’t… there’s something wrong with your brain”

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Andrew: “You’re rewarding bad behavior!”

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Andrew and Luke: “He just seemed really, like, I can’t, he’s like, ‘You don’t understand. I was just listening to you.’ I think it was a little disconcerting… to watch my… (I would imagine…) bearded lips walk through the door. Eww, Daddy, no! Oh, God! You just doubled down on that!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know what’s going on with me. I feel like there’s poison going through my brain… sort of, lately (Whoa!)”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “The only thing that can stop… a bad dog with stale (Yes) chips… is a good dog with stale chips… (Oh, speaking of) Wait. Oh, wait, that came out wrong!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know what I’m gonna do right now? I’m taking these pants off. Just in honor… in honor of Linder. That’s what… that’s what Linder would want. That’s how Linder would’ve wanted it? Never mind, we’re outside. I’ll keep the pants on”

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Luke: “Andrew, try to be nice to yourself, okay?”

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Luke: “Eww, Daddy, no!”

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Luke: “Face it… face it, kid… this is Claus-town. That didn’t work”

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Luke: “I’m gonna be wheezing. I’m gonna be sneezing. It’s gonna get hot. It’s gonna get spicy. Somebody better close a window”

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Luke: “I’m having some trubs”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Making an air horn sound

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Luke: “Rudy! Get over here! It’s time for the show! And, this is… we’re on her turf now; lemme tell you what”

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Luke: “The… the Haynors… [ph] Haynors gonna Hayn [ph]“

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Luke: “What’s the most popular–Yeah, we’re doing this–what’s the popular tweet you’ve ever said”

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Luke: “You’ve got to be more specific about my basketball thefts, Andrew”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, by the way, all of you… TBTL listeners who hear this and the radio show, just… pretend like it’s new to you… Or, take a day off!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Got the Miranda bump. Yeah… He read him his Miranda rights. Ohh!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s Andrew (Fireball) Walsh; and, he joins me from… oh, I’d say, about four inches away. He’s sitting right next to me, here at this table… Hello, my dude. Oh, we’re close. We’re real close”

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Luke and Andrew: “I hit a triple… Oh, you have… Oh, that’s right… (caught a fly-ball) I knew this… Did not shit my pants at any point during the game. (Oh, right. Fantastic) Call that a win”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m… stifling the urge to make a daddy joke; because… (I cannot believe you told that joke) Are you my TBTL Daddy?”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke sneezing and saying “Wow!” and Andrew saying “Gesundheit”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke will be grilling up some cheese dogs and Andrew isn’t thrilled

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Luke and Andrew: “Then, I ate half of a cinnamon roll; because, Carey, who–I don’t know… she trying to fatten me up? Maybe. She, like… Did she buy a big oven lately? Yes! She bought one down at Claus Meats!”

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Rudy and Andrew: Rudy getting excited and Andrew saying “Hey, what’s up?”

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