Clips From TBTL #2397

Andrew: “And I looked, and I think this newspaper is maybe ninety-five cents or something. And, guys, don’t worry about me. That’s a tax write-off.”

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Andrew: “And no, to answer everybody’s question, I’m not the guy who peed his pants”

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Andrew: “And the road does funny things to your brain”

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Andrew: “I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud”

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Andrew: “I… used too many words… to not… say much”

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Andrew: “It’s gonna be a real Romeo and Podcaster situation”

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Andrew: “Lotta things are legal here that I didn’t think about, Luke”

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Andrew: “Luke… you got the job”

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Andrew: “Oh my gosh!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Hi… Welcome to the TBTL-a-thon. You rely on TBTL for… hot dog stories… and laser baldness antics. But, what’s important to remember is… TBTL… relies on you. Now, I’m gonna get my Chex Mix out… and I’m gonna start (You’re a gross person)”

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Andrew: “We saw some sadness in there”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew talking about wanting to get his “On The Media” on and Luke sings the theme

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Andrew and Luke: E-mailus Interruptus

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna let you sex me up. Oh, gross!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna let you take me to the places… that you see fit this evening, and we can check in tomorrow morning? That sounds like a song about sex! Well… can I rephrase it? Yes. Yes. I’m gonna let you sex me up. Oh, gross!”

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Andrew and Luke: “This is St. Paul? No, it’s heaven.”

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Luke: “Air is the musical equivalent of a fart in the wind”

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Luke: “All of the tiredness is about to get on top of me”

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Luke: “And, I’m a control freak who must be in charge of everything”

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Luke: “Holy guacamole”

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Luke: Imitating Boomhauer from “King of the Hill”

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Luke: “It’s like we’re pitching a no shitter”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, let’s just do it now”

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Luke: “She’s Amy ‘Little Finger’ Woo”

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Luke: “This is how they getcha”

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Luke: “Whoo!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And we went there for years and years and years; and then, one day, we walked in and it had been changed to Toby Keith’s ‘I Love This Bar’. Oh, that’s worst than a vape shop.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, do you see it? It’s hard to miss, Luke. It’s hard miss. Holy shit!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Idaho… Oh! Sorry. Just kneed the broadcast table. (How do you feel?)”

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Clips From TBTL #2396

Andrew: Croc Martens

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Andrew: “Don’t we have a rule where we don’t ask each other questions we know the other person doesn’t know the answer to?”

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Andrew: “God!!”

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Andrew: “I only took out, I only, I only took out the weird stuff. I don’t know why you had to make it so weird yesterday.”

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Andrew: “I’m an old man. I don’t know how stuff works.”

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Andrew: “It’s alive!!”

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Andrew: “Oh my gosh”

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Andrew: “Scruff-duggers”

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Andrew: “This is gonna be weird. I’m sorry, my brain’s not working right today.”

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Andrew: “You scruff-dugged yourself”

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Andrew and Luke: “Am I holding farts in, or is the RV holding our farts in? Oh… Well, both can be true.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew goes negative as it’s too idyllic and perfect

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is full of amazing show titles, including “Scruff-duggers”

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Luke: “Alright, in other… Idahomie news”

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Luke: “Big Baby Gideon… Scrub-dugging, Gamb–Gambler’s Fallacy”

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Luke: “Do me a favor Papa Smurf… can you try to keep the scruff-dugging at a minimum during this, while we’re in the RV together?”

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Luke: Drawn out “Uhhh… I dunno”

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Luke: “It’s messed up, people. It’s messed up.”

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Luke: “Keep Pocatello Weird”

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Luke: Notification sound played on Luke’s computer and Luke saying “Thanks, Facebook”

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Luke: “Now, that’s how you win. End quote.”

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Luke: Saying “Here’s ten bucks! Put it on black!” in a gruff voice

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Luke: Sneezing

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Luke: “Stop living like a scruff-dugger”

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Luke: “Well, because we, Andrew, had… forgotten… about a little thing called, time zones.”

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Luke: “Were they scruffing or were they dugging?”

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Luke: “Yes, yes, yes. This just feels right, everybody.”

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Luke: “YOLO, YODO. And now, that’s how you win.”

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Luke: “You scruffy dugging nerf herder!”

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Luke: “You’re getting to know us, and our ability to snatch insults from the mouth of compliments.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Big Baby Walshki? Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, this is really reinforcing… my gambler’s fallacy; which, is not my nickname for my private parts. But, it could be a good name for this RV.”

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Luke and Andrew: No Papa Smurfing in the RV or on the road trip

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Luke and Andrew: “Why is that dog sharpening a knife on one of it’s paws? Oh no. They’re starting to rock the RV.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re gonna love the way you cook. I guarantee it.”

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Clips From TBTL #2395: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “All will be revealed, Saturday night, in Austin”

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Luke: “Alright… people. This is really happening.”

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Luke: “And, if you’re waiting for the eagle to shit on Friday, that’s fine too.”

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Luke: “Are you… even for real right now?”

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Luke: “As my wife would say, ‘You’re gonna hard eye-roll so hard… that… you’re eyes are gonna come detached. You’re gonna look like a slot machine in Reno, in the 70s.'”

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Luke: “Face hair, don’t care”

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Luke: “He co-rented an RV; but, it doesn’t mean that he thinks he’s better than anyone else”

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Luke: “Hi, it’s the TBTL-a-thon week! Please enjoy this first episode, ‘Grease on the Skin and Farts on the Deck'”

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Luke: “I have this… new… Pitbull… Tiësto song that is just going to absolutely knock your dick in the dirt”

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Luke: “I will happily volunteer for backing it up duty”

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Luke: Incorrectly stating the show number, which is actually 2395, in a collector’s series

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Luke: “My dearest Olive… I hope the morning finds you well”

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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank. I am your driver… slash host”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah, listen to that, listen to that HEMI work! I don’t know what any of those words are that I just said.”

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Luke: Saying “I don’t know, Davy!” as a claymation dog

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Luke: Saying “On the day of my daughter’s wedding. On the day of my daughter’s TBTL-a-thon, you come to me and you play ‘I Spy’ on the radio.” as The Godfather

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Luke: Singing “And the landjäger brought him down”

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Luke: “Something just flew out in the back; so, that’s… probably something we need to investigate”

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Luke: “They had their teabags out”

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Luke: “We call that, ‘The Burbank Send-Off'”

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Luke: “We made tomorrow’s Boise today… but, we still got to get to tomorrow’s… Vegas”

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Luke: “Which, could either mean this is an amazingly triumphant week, where they climb back to .500 and we have a lot of fun; or, it could just be… just a, a crane kick to the nut sack of our heart… seven times between now and Austin.”

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Luke: “You don’t worry your pretty little head about that, my friend”

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Luke and Andrew: Carey had some bad premonition about the road trip

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Luke and Andrew: “Luke Burbank, who crawled through a mile of shit… to leave… Walter and Susie Burbank’s home and go to the University of Washington. I’d like to tell ya that Luke didn’t drive the RV that day.”

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Luke and Andrew: “May your life feel like a drive from Boise to Las Vegas. With nothing to talk about.”

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Luke and Andrew: “The other thing I brought that, I, even I was like… come on, dude… is… I brought my scale. You did!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, like The Splendid Table doesn’t ask you for this kind of shit all the time. On the air (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You have no… rearview mirror; like, the thing that you normally look up at in your car to see who’s behind you. If I do that, I’m just looking into the bathroom. What’s going on back there? Nothing good.”

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Clips From TBTL #2395: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “And that’s not Andrew!!”

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Andrew: “Apparently not!!”

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Andrew: Deflated “I’m not suggesting anything”

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Andrew: “Didn’t think I could like you any more. That’s how you mow a damn lawn!!!”

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Andrew: “DJ Lukles-style”

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Andrew: “Do a little zigging, do a little zagging, stop, and talk to Zack-n’?”

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Andrew: “Don’t listen to Luke when he says, ‘It’ll probably be okay'”

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Andrew: “‘Ello”

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Andrew: “Et cetera”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “I’m gonna be in Boise tomorrow?!?”

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Andrew: “Naw”

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Andrew: “Naw!”

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Andrew: “Oh my goodness”

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Andrew: “Okay, there’s the eye-roll. There it is. Just as hard as you were guessing.”

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Andrew: Saying “It’s no problem going backwards, Andrew. It makes a beeping noise.”

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Andrew: Saying “We’re gonna stay with Sarah, hell or high water!” as Luke

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Andrew: “That seems gross to me”

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Andrew: “We’re coming home from this, right!?”

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Andrew: “Where, where’s your brain?”

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Andrew: “You’re always Lukie on the spot with that stuff”

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Andrew and Luke: “Are you kidding me? Is this actually happening? How is the shitter already full?”

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Andrew and Luke: Doing the Strong Bad E-mail Segment Intro

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Andrew and Luke: “I am filled with the sense of… I can’t believe this is happening. I… it fells, to me, not totally dissimilar from the first time I had sex. Can I… get out?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke’s signature is so much cooler than mine. That is not true at all.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Naw! I’m just kidding. What was that that I did? Apparently, a flawless impression of me.”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “Landjäger… made Andrew sick”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s right, you’re obsessed. I am.”

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Andrew and Luke: “What is your feeling about me yelling at other drivers? It’s gonna be a long five days. Ya bastard”

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Andrew and Luke: “You should just give me this when you’re done with it on this trip! If you behave yourself, Andrew… there might be a shiny new travel printer in your future.”

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Clips From TBTL #2394: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: Doing the Law & Order Clang sound

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Luke: “Eagle Sore, numero dos”

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Luke: “For once, in my ding-dang life”

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Luke: “He’s my… covfefe for reals. He’s Andrew Walsh and he joins us now. Hello, my dude.”

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Luke: “I don’t understand content, bro!”

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Luke: “I’m in trouble with the Zuck!”

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Luke: “I’m sorry. Can we… I mean, I, I’m not trying to be a nofunik, but…”

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Luke: Making funny mouth and tongue sounds

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Luke: Mouth trumpeting the M*A*S*H theme

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Luke: “Mr. Kotter”

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Luke: “My friend, when you’re wrong, you’re wrong.”

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Luke: Singing “Hey! You! Get off of my island!”

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Luke: “Someone wrote a song about erectile dysfunction? That’s such a dumb joke, I’m sorry.”

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Luke: “The body shame is the bun… the hot dog of insecurity is placed in”

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Luke: “They got… Boss Hog nervouser than a long tail cat in a room full of rockin’ chairs… or something”

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Luke: Trying to sing along to “Boss Of Me” with a one second delay and messing up

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Luke: “Ugh! Aagh!”

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Luke: “Ugh!!”

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Luke: “Woah!!”

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Luke: “You’ll hear e-mails. You’ll hear v-mails. And, because it’s Friday, you’ll hear some Music For Your Weekend.”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I’m like, ‘Zergged Again’! You got Zergged! There’s your show title.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew caught Luke off guard with his “Vooooop! Hello, Luke!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, Andrew. Yeah, what’s going on? Could you be a lamb, and…”

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Luke and Andrew: Life Lesson: If something happens too much, it falls off

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing a bit of the Rockford Files theme and Andrew saying “Holy shit, yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Those were the days. Archie!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Until then, please remember: No mountain too tall. And, good luck to us, as we embark on that road trip”

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Clips From TBTL #2394: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Alright, what’s going on with you, Sore Eagle?”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “God, I can’t wait to delete this show”

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Andrew: “He knew nothing. Nothing.”

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Andrew: “How did you know!?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know how this story ends, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I just have a passion for content”

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Andrew: “I… definitely wanna talk to you about what the hell’s going on with you and Facebook”

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Andrew: Incorrect answer sound

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Andrew: “It’s all about content… bro!”

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Andrew: “It’s so janky, I love it!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke, you ignorant podcast host”

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Andrew: “No kidding”

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Andrew: “No!”

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Andrew: “Normcore”

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Andrew: “Oh, really”

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Andrew: “Oh, Rockford… you scamp”

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Andrew: Singing “Andrew… is my co-pilot”

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Andrew: Singing “Rocket! Woah-oh”

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Andrew: Sticker shock sound

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Andrew: “The tone change when the music is… What’s the word I always use? Dia… dia–what… dia–whatever. We’ll cut that out.”

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Andrew: “We should have shotguns for this shit!”

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Andrew: “Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew thinks Plinko is one of the worst games on The Price Is Right and Luke disagrees

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Andrew and Luke: “Cuz, I’m not a numbers man. I’m not, like… into spreadshees, or anything like that. Sure.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a hot take. Okay, scald me.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Number nine is Gilligan’s Island!? Get off of my island! That’s… to… Hey! You! Get off of my island! I’m… whatever.”

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