During the discussion about the company name “Sleep Train” on TBTL #2325, Andrew made two different train horn sounds in response.
Andrew: Aggressive train horn sound
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Andrew: “Choo-Choo!”
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That immediately made me think of the Excited Train Guy, aka foamer, video that is the source of several TBTL drops.
So, I decided to have some fun with those drops and Andrew’s train horn sounds.
Andrew: Train Horn Sounds Meets Foamer
Andrew: Aggravated Sound
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Andrew: Aggressive train horn sound
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Andrew: “And, it certainly put some… wind in my sail, as it were. And it were.”
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Andrew: “But, anyway, so why were you mad at me?”
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Andrew: “By the way, quick aside, I wasn’t gonna tell you this; but, I’m going to, because I can’t not talk about things”
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Andrew: “Choo-Choo!”
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Andrew: “Copy pasta code crap”
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Andrew: “First of all, they’re women…. not girls. But, that’s probably, that’s probably not the best place to start on everything that’s wrong with this concept.”
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Andrew: Having a good laugh
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Andrew: “It was La La Land, slap! Moonlight, slap! La La Land, slap! Moonlight, snap! It was Moonlight and La La Land!!”
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Andrew: “It’s like everything is boob themed”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Listen, I don’t wanna be a turd in the punch bowl here”
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Andrew: “No!!”
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Andrew: “Normal week, normal week. Oh, today’s the day where I gotta wake up at midnight.”
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Andrew: “Now, I’m just turning this into Andrew Walsh Brag Hour”
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Andrew: “Obvs”
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Andrew: “Raising my feminist hackles”
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Andrew: Singing “I am the young one.”
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Andrew: Singing “In your eyes”
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Andrew: Singing “Love take me down to the streets”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: Snorting #2
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Andrew: Snorting #3
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Andrew: “Turns out, as my friends pointed out to me, the restaurant Twin Peaks is a reference to boobs! It’s like a Hooters situation!”
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Andrew: “You and I are both forty now, right? I know that I’m the young one. I am the young one.”
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Andrew: “You know what? Now I gotta edit the show! Come on!!!”
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Andrew and Luke: “I forgot about this. I did too and it scared the shit out of me. Cuz, like, about sixty percent of the time, when I play a drop… If it’s checkmarked, it’ll just go to the next thing (Right) alphabetically. (Right) I was just like, ‘You did it again, Burbank.'”
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Luke: “And, the fact that I can clear a room like nobody’s business”
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Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: “I’m just like donking around Twitter now”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Laughing to a listener voicemail jingle
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Luke: Singing “Jeremy record the Hackett intro”
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Luke: Singing “Your ticket to a better night sleep”
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Luke: “Those… beautiful… puffy, soft, white flakes are basically like ice daggers… slashing your cornea… as you jog through them”
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Luke: “What the what?”
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Luke: “You did it again, Burbank”
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Luke and Andrew: “Is that a Red Robin in your pocket? You know what? Let’s not go with the Red Robin thing.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Or, would you have been like, ‘Ah, I’ll be over at Red Robin, if you need me.’ Which, by the way, is an all penis themed restaurant. That would explain a lot… after my last trip to Red Robin.”
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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Jeremy sent in… this song today!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Thanks to all the fools who taught me how to dream (Right)”
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Back on TBTL #1849, during Luke and Andrew’s TBTL-a-thon message they crafted for me, Andrew mentioned that, one day, we would raid Marsupial Gurgle and create an show intro solely from the clips from the site (2m 38s mark)
Fast forward to a couple of weeks ago, I wanted to get to know Adobe Audition CC a bit more. Currently, I use Audacity to pull and edit clips that get posted to Marsupial Gurgle; but, it hasn’t been very stable on my laptops and gets a little too cumbersome when dealing with large, multi-track projects. So, I decided to have a go by putting together a “clip show” version of TBTL; in which, I started scouring for various, recurring elements of a TBTL and try to stitch them together.
I decided to name the clip show after something that Luke said on #2284:
Luke: “Blame Associate Producer Linh Pham. Also, possible show title, by the way.”
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The following is the resulting show, and believe you me, it’s hella janky. Hope you like it.
TBTL #20X6: Blame Associate Producer Linh Pham
Kudos to those who know the connection between the episode number I chose and TBTL.
Andrew: “Are you a Connie Francis-head?”
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Andrew: “Guess what? Big announcement: We’ve just made our service worse.”
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Andrew: Having a good laugh listening to a Motel 6 Millennial Ad by Tom Bodett
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Andrew: “Holy cow! Those are big chunks of sausage on their. Yeah, this is, that looks, okay.”
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Andrew: “Holy… Cow. Sorry.”
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Andrew: “I can’t, I can’t talk about it”
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Andrew: “I got totally Basic B’d!”
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Andrew: “I’m like, ‘Whatever’. I’ll sit by the bathrooms. I’ll sit in the G-D bathroom!”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Okay”
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Andrew: “Oh, by the current standards? Yeah, no. Andrew Jackson was a fucking prince by the current standards!”
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Andrew: “Oh, God! I find that shit so obnoxious!”
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Andrew: Saying “We. Are. Stuffed!” in a sing-songy manner
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Andrew: “So, that was interesting, those words that I just spat out of my mouth. Pacifica Radio Mandate? This is the sizzling hot-talk of a TBTL on a Friday.”
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Andrew: “That sounds very Burbankian. We have a Burbank on the wing.”
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Andrew: “That’s right. The word was frog”
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Andrew: “This is the sizzling hot-talk of a TBTL on a Friday.”
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Andrew: “Yeah, there’s a Burbank on the wing. Excuse me, there’s a Burbank on the wing.”
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Luke: “Andrew, it’s bad, my friend”
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Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: Cute Chuckle
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Luke: Entire menagerie of Burbanks
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Luke: “He’s been crazy for years! He went crazy when his son died in the war!”
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Luke: “I open my suitcase, I took out… my… soiled unmentionables. Boy, soiled… is not really the word I was going for. That sounds like there was a situation.”
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Luke: “I was tweedling around there”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Okay”
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Luke: “The Pod-dog and the Bay Kitty… (It’s time for cat massage) nowhere to be found”
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Luke: “We want to thank our… Tiësto, I Want You, blasting out of a high-end perfume and purse kiosk in the LAX airport… level donors of the day”
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Luke: “Well, as they say, a Burbank on the wing is worth three in the exit row.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Finally, somebody’s talking about the real issues!! (I know, I know)”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke notes that airline should crack down on the free drink situation to make more money, but don’t crack down on the free drinks
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Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: “Cuz, I like to keep it low brow!”
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Luke: “‘Ello!”
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Luke: “I mean, holy shit, man”
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Luke: “Let’s thank our LAX, overpriced cologne and bag section level donors of the day”
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Luke: Mimicking bass beat of a techno/dance song
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Luke: “Shortcut!”
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Luke: Singing “In my hovel”
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Luke: “That guy seems almost like a human”
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Luke: “These are our Tiësto, I Want You, blasting out of a perfume shop at LAX level donors of the day”
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Luke: “This can’t be good! And, I was like, ‘Yo, yo, yo!'”
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Luke: “Uh, because I like to keep it high brow as well”
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Luke: “When I get up in the morning, I, I look, you know, pretty much like wet dog shit”
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Luke and Andrew: “And I’m leaving and Carey’s like, ‘Oh, really. Getting all tarted up to go down and pick up the Thai food, I guess.’ She is insanely jealous, man.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Mos Gucci’s spaceport. (I hope that…) You’ll never find a more overpriced hive of wasted seating”
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Luke and Andrew: Six-inch subs only exist in theory
Luke and Andrew: “That is some… CSI, enhance the photo shit! Enhance! Enhance!”
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Luke and Andrew: “You are gonna love the way this sounds, (I’m looking ahead) I guarantee it. Looks pretty good. You’ve got a friend in the donor business.”
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Andrew: “Cuz, I’m in full shame mode”
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Andrew: “Febuary… [sic] February”
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Andrew: “God…damn it!”
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Andrew: “Have you accepted Amway as your personal savior, Luke?”
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Andrew: “I can’t, I can’t be responsible for that”
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Andrew: “I just needed to do this alone”
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Andrew: “I just needed… just like a drug”
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Andrew: “I love you too”
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Andrew: “I mean, I’m not that old! I mean, you’re like eight months older than me, aren’t you… Grandpa?”
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Andrew: “I, I… support this trend… in TBTL so hard”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Write that down!!”
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Andrew: “Mmm mmm”
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Andrew: “Oh, ho-ho-hoooo!”
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Andrew: “Seattle frumpy. It’s Andrew frumpy”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “That’s gross”
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Andrew: “That’s gross. I apologize, listener”
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Andrew: “These are gonna be our Tiësto, I Want You, level donors of the day”
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Andrew: “This is just me admitting something horrible”
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Andrew: “This is so goddamn LA”
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Andrew: “True that!”
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Andrew: “What’s the smell situation in there? How’s it smell?”
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Andrew: “Whatever”
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Andrew: “When they go low… pressure system, we go high pressure system”
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Andrew: “You feel like a mad man! I was so cranky. I just wanted to grab people by their shoulders, ‘Like you’ve–Look! You see what they’ve done to us? Where’s the designer!?'”
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Andrew: “You’ve life-hacked it again, my friend”
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Andrew and Luke: “A1A! (Beachfront Avenue!) Right!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Because why, Luke? Because, my brain is… not… Ghyna.”
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Andrew and Luke: Luke saying that he’s pouring coffee and not relieving himself into a water bottle
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Andrew and Luke: “Mos Def and the Eisley Brothers (Yeah)”
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Andrew and Luke: Smuggling bottles of hot sauce
Andrew and Luke: “Think of it as like an ‘Ello… for athletes. I thought you were gonna say something actually helpful there. Sorry.”
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