Tag: Andrew Walsh

Andrew: “A Man, A Scoot-about and A Little Lady?”

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Andrew: “And then, she lays a little dookie down.”

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Andrew: “Aww, damn Andrew!”

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Andrew: “Because, when you meet her she says, ‘I’m three!’, before you even ask.”

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Andrew: “But then, she’s like, ‘But, it’s scary!’ I’m like, ‘Well, you’re the one who brought it up.’ So, I’m kind of, like, ‘Okay. Well, why is it scary?’ And she’s like, ‘Cuz, it’s so huge and I could fall in!'”

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Andrew: “Cool Cucumber Andrew”

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Andrew: “Don’t let go, kiddo!”

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Andrew: “Dookie”

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Andrew: “I don’t want to step on your toes here, Luke.”

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Andrew: “I will, I’m gonna try to lay off most of the pills today.”

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Andrew: “I’m trying to get into, I’m trying to get, I’m trying to share your headspace a little bit here.”

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Andrew: “Just because I sometimes lisp and don’t say my Rs right, doesn’t mean that I have a learning disability.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I know!”

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Andrew: “Like, I don’t know! I don’t know how this stuff works!”

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Andrew: “Not really”

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Andrew: “Number One Daytime Emmy Award Winning Freelance Journalist?”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, I feel my wallet opening.”

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Andrew: “Oh, dang!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! That’s scary.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yes! I want that in my life 24×7.”

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Andrew: “Ride that high horse all day.”

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Andrew: “She brought over, like, more teddy, enough teddy bears to choke a teddy bear.”

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Andrew: Singing “Day plan”

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Andrew: Squeaking sound while Andrew was talking

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Andrew: “Suddenly I’m freaking my shit out, man.”

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Andrew: “That’s, there, there’s the problem right there, I did nothing.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, sure! I mean, I was an altar boy.”

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Andrew: “You asked what I did to the house, I made a mess… on the rug, before she got here just to make her feel comfortable.”

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Andrew: “You know what? I feel like Pat Metheny is so 2015 and Medeski Martin & Wood are so 2016.”

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Andrew and Luke: Dickensian Terms

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Andrew: “Can I ask you a hypothetical?”

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Andrew: “Dr. Daytime Emmy Winner Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “Everything is by a committee of scared people, basically.”

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Andrew: Having a wee bit of trouble saying the world “condescension”

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Andrew: “I just want to be his friend!”

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Andrew: “I need a new scooter! Do you see?”

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Andrew: “I wanna, I wanna do that.”

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Andrew: “I wish I could just be a normal guy.”

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Andrew: “I’m just been getting my scooter on, Luke.”

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Andrew: “It’s such a meme!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No! No! No! No! No!”

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Andrew: “Okay, you know what? Get out of the car.”

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Andrew: “One old lady in Missoula writes in and says, ‘I don’t get the Jerry Seinfeld’ and they pull the whole fucking campaign.”

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Andrew: “Terms and conditions apply. I always want to say that.”

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Andrew: “They need to own it.”

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Andrew: “tronc!”

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Andrew: “tronc!” #2

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Andrew: “tronc!” #3

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Andrew: “tronc! tronc!”

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Andrew: “We bought our tickets and we took the ride.”

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Andrew and Luke: Genevieve quote/unquote loves Andrew

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Andrew and Luke: “I wish I could just be a normal guy. Oh, Andrew.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s lean in, put pins in things (Yep), and circle back.”

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Luke: “After I pay for food, after I brush that dog off every morning to get the fur off her, after I lay my life down for her, I’m just chopped liver. Just chopped liver, here doing the podcart.”

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Luke: “And, we’re very shmoopy. I’ll just let people into our world, I hope she’s not embarrassed by this.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Go Browns’ Walsh”

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Luke: “As Dave Niehaus called it, ‘Grand Salami Time. Get out the rye bread and the mustard, Grandmama.'”

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Luke: “Hey, my dude.”

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Luke: “It’s like he has a yellow shadow named Rudy.”

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Luke: “Oh my God, Kyle Mooney, I’m such a fan!”

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Luke: “Oh, Andrew.”

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Luke: “Thank god I said, ‘WWW’.”

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Luke: “tronc”

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Luke: “tronc!”

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Luke: “Well, spoiler alert… it ain’t muscles.”

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Luke: “What the bleep”

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Luke and Andrew: “Have you been following this tronc thing, (Yes!) Andrew? (Yes!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I done gave up and went for a swim. Have they ever been swimming laps. Three exclamation points. Okay, I’m having trouble figuring where things go from the literal to the figurative.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I want to be judge, Judy and executioner. Oh, write it down! Oh, that’s good!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, yes. (Yeah) Message received!”

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Luke and Andrew: Shit-shat and endearing to the remaining listener of the show

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The Drop: “Andrew, I know you’re busy and you do a great job producing TBTL; but, I miss the Easter Eggs you used to include at the end of each episode. Signed, The Drop.”

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Andrew: “Daytime Emmy Winning Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “Daytime Rasta Banana Winning Luke Burbank here”

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Andrew: “Fast food? Here we go!”

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Andrew: “I told you, I don’t compete.”

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Andrew: “I’m the dishwasher around here, I don’t need competition from that damn robot.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Oh my God. What? No more drinking before TBTL.”

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Andrew: “Oh no, it’s coming back! Oh-everybody’s like, ‘Oh no!'”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “There’s just no way I’m gonna make this; but, if I don’t win that banana, I’m sleeping on the boat tonight. Like, how, how did I get here?”

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Andrew: “You’re the world’s best chuffenator.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is having a laugh

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Luke: “Banner, banner Blursday”

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Luke: Doing an impression of Bill Clinton mis-remembering a scene from Pulp Fiction

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Luke: Doing an impression that veered into one of John Travolta

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Luke: “Excuse me America, do you mind?”

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Luke: “Hip-ha-cracy”

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Luke: “I’ll be chuffing it up on the put-put course.”

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Luke: “In the words of Gary Busey, ‘Why not!!?'”

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Luke: “It came down wet!”

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Luke: Saying “Hello, can I speak to Lauren?” in a funny accent

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Luke: “This is hungover Luke now.”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “And, the quarterback is toast!”

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Luke: “Art!”

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Luke: “Because, this is great podcasting.”

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Luke: “But I am, obviously, I’m a rounding error on this thing.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: “Fuck art!”

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Luke: “Good morning, my dude.”

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Luke: “I am now officially a Daytime Emmy winner; and, I expect the respect, Andrew, that that title deserves. Thank you very much.”

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Luke: “I pop in, or as we like to say now, I dip in, say some inflammatory things about video games, and then I dip out. That’s, that’s what Burbank do.”

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Luke: “It’s like, we just need to take the humble out of brag.”

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Luke: “Just a little surprise falls into your lap. The universe just drops you a little, just a little blessing.”

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Luke: “Just grinding it out on a Hump Day.”

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Luke: “Just to gild that lily”

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Luke: “Like, Bugs Meany’s gang was called The Tigers, but they should have been called The Teabags; because, they were always in hot water.”

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Luke: “Oh, Andrew.”

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Luke: “Oh, my god.”

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Luke: “Portland, Oregon, The Bay City”

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Luke: Saying “What we have here is a failure to communicate.” in a “Dixiecrat” accent

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Luke: “That’s, that’s what Burbank do.”

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Luke: “The numerology, the symbology, even the astrology”

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Luke: “Well, I, I, I’m, I’m, I’m into the system, I’ve hacked into the mainframe. And, the quarterback is toast!”

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Luke: “What about changing my name, legally, to ‘Daytime Emmy Award Winning TM, Luke Burbank’?”

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Luke: “What, I kind of, sometimes, causes a hard eye roll, is the, the pretzel that people will twist themselves into. By the way, I may be in just such a pretzel here, in that I’m talking, trying to talk about it in a, ‘Yeah, whatever’ way; but now, twenty minutes later, we’re still talking about it.”

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Luke: “Yeah, whatever.”

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Luke: “You have got to be kidding me. This is bullshit.”

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Luke and Andrew: “A real Rube Goldburbank machine. Oh-ho-ho, thank you! I needed a show title.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew quipped about Luke’s ex-wife not wanting to spend the rest of her life with Luke

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Luke and Andrew: “At some point, I basically lost my nerve. Oh, good.”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, me being an idiot, you know, I’m like, ‘Uh, I wanna see the US and the US must be the best at this.’ (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s hope that the dog doesn’t go for door #3. Right! Right! Which is, my dong. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That was 0 for 4. What’s his name?”

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Luke and Andrew: “That was ODB? That was Osirus? That was Dirt McGirt? That was Big Baby Jesus? Yes, now listen… I did not know that.”

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Andrew: “And I’m not, I’m not just being, like, kind of a scaredy wiener here”

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Andrew: “Art!”

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Andrew: “Booyah!”

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Andrew: “But that’s not true.”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha!”

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Andrew: “I, I say this, maybe giving ourselves too much credit, but it was the most TBTL thing I’ve ever heard.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, I ruined today’s show.”

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Andrew: “It’s a long podcast.”

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Andrew: “Just get me something. You know what I like! Just get me somethin’.”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Okay.”

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Andrew: Saying “Okay, now that’s art! I can get behind that.” in an odd accent

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That was the worst imitation you could possibly imagine.”

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Andrew: “Well, being the real winner I am”

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Andrew: “What the hell is that guy’s name?”

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Andrew: “Whoa.”

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Andrew and Luke: Early Two-thousand Fortian

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Andrew and Luke: Little penises, penis water bottles and penis straws

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Andrew and Luke: “You know, just, the royal you. Mmm-hmm. Uh, whatever.”

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Luke: “Alky-hol”

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Luke: “Are you ready to hang ten, cowabunga, dude?”

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Luke: “Baby steps”

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Luke: “Better ice cream. Better ingredients. Papa Andrew’s.”

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Luke: “Better sunscreen. Better results. Papa John’s.”

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Luke: Blowing a razz

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Luke: “Bran, get your shit together. Warg into something useful, please.”

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Luke: “But, like a true Tubthumper, she got up again.”

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Luke: “Come on, Khaleesi.”

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: Cute Chuckle #2

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: Discombobulated and Recombobulated

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Luke: “Exactly!”

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Luke: “Fresh clams!”

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Luke: “Give me a brark!”

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Luke: “Hide your shame”

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Luke: “I couldn’t get enough of them in my chip hole”

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Luke: “I’m not, I’m not as think you drunk I am”

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Luke: “I’ve lived that nightmare.”

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Luke: “Let me take the Express Train to Crunk City.”

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Luke: Making shofar sounds

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Luke: “Once you pop, you can’t stop. Why? Cuz we have a big fucking team of scientists making sure you can’t.”

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Luke: “Or my rarea”

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Luke: Saying “Really?” in a falsetto voice

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Luke: Saying “Yeah, exactly!” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Singing “She’s going hungry. She’s going hungry!” and saying “Sorry.”

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Luke: Singing “What a girl wants, what a girl needs”

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Luke: Speaking in a falsetto voice

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Luke: “They’re coo'”

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Luke: “Uncle Benjen!”

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Luke: “Well… Oh, goodness.”

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Luke: “Westeros pauses for no man, and no holiday.”

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Luke: “What the fark”

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Luke: “Why does this ice cream have a beard?”

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Luke: “You are gonna love the living tweedle out of this guy (You are gonna love the living tweedle out of this)”

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Luke: “You sound like you’re ready for summer, my friend.”

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Luke and Andrew: Burbank Springs Swimming Pool is Ready and Daddy Has His Needs

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Luke and Andrew: “Damn, you hair fine! (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t hide your parsnip chips in the cupboard, bro. Could you hide those parsnip chips in the… Just kidding.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is paid by Big Hypertension

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